🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 428 30.3%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 569 40.3%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 247 17.5%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 24 1.7%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 38 2.7%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 105 7.4%

  • Total voters
    1,411
Please Jeremy stop, think of the Jomhas starving in the Canadian Wilderness or of DSP's begging to be relevant. Do the Christian thing and stop just for the charity of the Kino Casino.
I think we're a bit past that point.
PPP has already declared Jerterminatus. If he just shuts up and cowers for a month, the next 10 shows will just be an even bigger dig into Mel and Chrissie. Or whoever else was dumb enough to kao-tao before the Shit Emperor of Wal-Mart.
We've now entered a rebirth of the old Kino Casino where everything was somehow tied back to Ralph.
 
I have been bitching and complaining about her inclusion on FNT dragging down the show since she was first brought on. Not only is she obviously a fake, but her being there brought on a bunch of other terrible Simpcast guests semi-regularly, and that made it even worse.

I've been waiting for this for a long time, but as always, I expect to be disappointed when she's inevitably brought on again, and everyone on that panel acts like nothing ever happened. She's just a part of the show you have to ignore if you want to keep watching.
Her becoming permanent is like 90% of the reason why I stopped watching FNT years ago. Outside of the first time her 2 impersonations were used (every other time sucked) she just sucks. Also the one time she fell out of a chair trying to stand on it to center the camera on her crotch or something because that's most of her "joke" lineup.
 
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Dick Masterson also mentioned Jer preemptively said he used Signal to message his editor, knowing that people would demand proof. Even though no one ever says they used Signal specifically.
 
As someone who never read much on the Quartering as a lol cow, I only knew of him as that slob who reads new articles on Youtube about Magic the Gathering and had the reading ability of a grade schooler. That being said, what has been happening over the last couple of weeks has been very entertaining as a new comer..

This thread was only a few people posting for a very long time. It picked up some when Kino Casino started covering him last year. 99% of the people in this thread had forgotten he existed or didn't know about him at all. Jer crashed out so bad that 99% of the people here came here in the last two months, including me.
 
As someone who never read much on the Quartering as a lol cow, I only knew of him as that slob who reads new articles on Youtube about Magic the Gathering and had the reading ability of a grade schooler. That being said, what has been happening over the last couple of weeks has been very entertaining as a new comer..
Welcome...home


This thread was only a few people posting for a very long time. It picked up some when Kino Casino started covering him last year. 99% of the people in this thread had forgotten he existed or didn't know about him at all. Jer crashed out so bad that 99% of the people here came here in the last two months, including me.

I had known of him and his retardation in the past and thought he was just another slop tuber. Kind of tossed him aside for a while. I didn't even know what alogging was until I decided to check up on idubbbz after his save the squirrels ordeal.

Now we're all here ig
 
I think we're a bit past that point.
PPP has already declared Jerterminatus. If he just shuts up and cowers for a month, the next 10 shows will just be an even bigger dig into Mel and Chrissie. Or whoever else was dumb enough to kao-tao before the Shit Emperor of Wal-Mart.
We've now entered a rebirth of the old Kino Casino where everything was somehow tied back to Ralph.
I'm 100% dedicated to see this fat cuck broke or roped.
I don't care if he apologizes or makes amends or takes time off.

He needs to be made an example of and crucified.

I was subscribed for 10 years to this mother fucker when he was the only voice allowed on YouTube to speak against the left because of his self censored "milk toast" takes. I will never regain the hours I spent listening to him while driving to work during the pandemic.
I was a fool and a retard to listen to him and now I will do everything in my power to bury his cuck ass just like Adam Sellers buries his cock on Heather Hambly's anus
 
I dont know who is worse: Jer or Mel?
Hannah claire because of the significant fall from grace that her continued association with hambly represents.

She out of all of them is the one who should know better so the denial of spiritual principles for lucre is particularly damning

Melonie Mac is the one I find least offensive. Not because she isn't a piece of shit in her own way but because the nature of her transgressions are comparably plebian next to Jer's rank shamelessness and Hannah's betrayal of faith.
 
Hannah claire because of the significant fall from grace that her continued association with hambly represents.

She out of all of them is the one who should know better so the denial of spiritual principles for lucre is particularly damning

Melonie Mac is the one I find least offensive. Not because she isn't a piece of shit in her own way but because the nature of her transgressions are comparably plebian next to Jer's rank shamelessness and Hannah's betrayal of faith.
Isn't melonie a jesus girl married to a homosexual?
 
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I kinda feel bad for those like that that put all this thought into writing a reply like that just to have fat piece of shit Jer hide it, or be like "I did nothing wrong :)"

The cleanup has begun.

He's doing his half-assed deleting, so there's broken threads all over the place from the last 12 hours. Replies stay up while original posts get deleted, so it's just a mess.

He's flooding his feed with UFC video results to try and push everything down, too.
Jer's X threads look like Reddit with [post deleted by moderator] and [comment deleted] all over the place.

Tom is insufferable. Can never go a sentence without a whinge.
The balls to come into Yellow Flash stream to complain about the panel's Jer talk just to steer the convo for another round of pity party about his channel.
We get it, Tom. You lost monetization. But it was on a channel that barely gets 300 views a vid, barely uploads to.
What money was actually being made?
Tom is a black hole of negativity and self pity mixed with an overinflated sense of his own intelligence. I stopped listening to any show he is a part of, because he is one of the most annoying people I've ever listened to. There was a brief time when he was a part of FNT, but they dropped him pretty quickly.

I once saw him in real life at a meetup that he wormed his way into. He was about as fat as he was tall like some kind of goblin creature with zero charisma.
His Midnight's Edge After Dark channel was worthless - looking at the views, I don't believe it made any kind of real money beyond enough to pay a few smaller monthly bills and that's it (and that's including ads and donations). Plus his bitch fit he threw when the appeal got denied was funny. Also the Rumble After Dark channel just put out random radio style uploads of random songs and that's it. This guy puts in even less effort than Jer. Oh no, now you have to go and get a real job like every fuckin' body else.

He was on FNT as the "backup guy" back when the show would go on for like 6+ hours, and his input was decent. While I'm sure there's more that happened long before recently, the fact that he's now known in that circle as the guy that will die on that James Gunn's Superman hill is hilarious to me.

Her becoming permanent is like 90% of the reason why I stopped watching FNT years ago. Outside of the first time her 2 impersonations were used (every other time sucked) she just sucks. Also the one time she fell out of a chair trying to stand on it to center the camera on her crotch or something because that's most of her "joke" lineup.
Her inclusion is where I get a little "tinfoil hatty" because it makes no sense when you hear Gary talk about what is required to be "in the pop culture space" which is to have certain taste and have a certain amount of knowledge on pop culture. Well she has failed that test many times on that show, and doesn't do the homework for the week a lot of the time, so why was it allowed to continue for so long?

Given that, and the number of Simpcast guests, I speculate some kind of backdoor exchange for her being a plant, but all I can do is guess.
 
Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin has made himself the target of the entire fucking Internet at his own doing. I remember a while back in his UM Sleeved Media streams, he started to get a little paranoid that the chat weren't really on his side, with the occasional sly felting comment that they had learned from watching the casino.
Now, he can't do any stream, video, or online post without 99% of the entire targeted audience ripping him a new asshole.

The transition was gradual, but now undeniable, unless you're Jer or Mel of course. In private they know they are both absolutely fucked.

But most importantly...
It'll all blow over by Monday, right?
 
Isn't melonie a jesus girl marired to a homosexual?
She's one of those 'born again' types I believe who 'found jesus' relatively late in life.

Before that my understanding is she was your stock-standard bimbo e-girl. So Mel has the benefit of never having had expectations for her the same way someone with Hannah's pedigree and background would have.
 
Dick Masterson also mentioned Jer preemptively said he used Signal to message his editor, knowing that people would demand proof. Even though no one ever says they used Signal specifically.

Oh yeah there's back channels for getting what you want done on all of these platforms. I'm pretty sure part of Fatrick Tomlinson's lore is he paid a twitter employee thousands of dollars to get his twitter unbanned a few times. There's no way some fags at twitter did this and that idea didn't spread to youtube jannies. It's a whole industry that those jan-jans use to get extra money.

That's why I have diamond hands on my post from four thousand years ago (not even a month ago(I will collect my winnings)) :

I'm calling it now and I'm all in:

There is an employee at youtube being paid to do this. He/she/xir gets paid a few thousand bucks by jer to sweep stuff up for him. I'm calling it now, Jer is paying a jannie to do this.
 
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Now this faggot is reposting UFC stuff. He really has a thing for fit MMA dudes like he described in his fantasy for Gina Carano. He's probably in the cuck chair waiting for one of the bulls to finish in Heather so he could suck it up out of her stank pussy.
 
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Now this faggot is reposting UFC stuff. He really has a thing for fit MMA dudes like he described in his fantasy for Gina Carano. He's probably in the cuck chair waiting for one of the bulls to finish in Heather so he could suck it up out of her stank pussy.
He's flexing how tough he is, even though Warski actually put the effort to train to get knocked out in 10 seconds. More effort than what Jer's put in
 
I dont know who is worse: Jer or Mel? Ever since that Chrissie stream, she's just posting meltdowns and bible shit hoping the boomers are still going to rally to her. Sadly, the boomers are still on her side, and I think the only way we'll see them drop her and Jeremy is Jeremy has to go after somebody they universally like (not somebody with a mixed reputation). More youtubers needs to ccover and shit on Melonie. She doesn't get enough heat.
Jer and Mel are two peas in the same retarded pod as the Boomers who continue to support them. They are all looking for a safe space where their beliefs won't be challenged, and the Internet's immune system has obliged by quarantining them into one bulging, purulent cyst infected by the censorious flaggotry of The Quartering himself. May they forever fester in that eternal Spergatory of their own creation.
 
Since Jer is banned from Ren fares now and got a lifetime ban from WotC/Magic: The Gathering years ago, can he just get banned from fantasy altogether? No buying Lord of the Rings, no Conan The Cimmerian, no Elric of Melnibone, no Game of Thrones, no The Witcher, no Record of Lodoss War, no Escaflowne. He is not allowed to read, watch, play, listen to, purchase, rent, borrow, hold in hand, or even look at and any copies he does have are to be immediately turned over to his local sheriff’s office. Could this be done?

Edit: he would also be barred from engaging in any way with fantasy sports
It's only a matter of time until bankruptcy and/or alimony take care of everything on that list!
 
This bitch really is braindead. Last time I checked, Chrissie answering all the chats on Mel's behalf while she was her midlife crisis goth mommy maxxing does not mean she answered or took accountability.


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See I told y’all like clockwork these whores with their defense force in full effect. Fuck ‘em all. Hannah, Chrissie, Melonie. That’s the way it’s has to be. Hannah only came crawling back when she was assured she can hide under Poo Jers lard while he takes the arrows. You have Melonie whore herself for the last sheckles even to the point she almost allowed herself to get me tooed and still gaslight and run cover all the while getting married to her faggot husband whose more obsessed with other man (B-b-b-but she swears she hates gays) and Chrissie the unfunny brain dead whore that literally says the most retarded shit on FNT and the group gotta pretend that shit is funny and treat her like the Down syndrome step child that made a funny! All for what? For the small bit of clout? Fuck that! If the roles were reversed they wouldn’t give af so why is there any pity given for these women ACTIVELY standing by this fat fuck tangentially making the YouTube ecosystems and by extension the internet worse with his existence. I’m glad this guy is still around though, he will suffer more, cope more with drugs and alcohol, spend more of his dwindling money, get even more desperate with the realization that once he gives in—I mean GIVE IN, GIVE IN…it’s all over. He is nothing, has nothing, and will never be anything . It’s nothing worse to have lived a meaningless life knowing you’ve had EVERY opportunity every advantage given to you and yet you still FAIL. Goddamn failure of a man. Little ass bitch boy, you really only good enough to barely have to privilege of sucking the bulls cum out of his raggedy wife’s used pussy and that’s if he’s a good little boy who eats all his wittle veggie weggies. SUFFAH POO POO JER! SUUFAH CUCK BISH! YOUR LIFE IS FOREVER CUCKED….YOU ARE THE RAPED!
 
The Sean Strickland posts are just part of his MAGA grift, unfortunately. Jer probably hasn't got the news that Strickland has recently 'turned' on Trump over Iran like any sane/pre-TBI patriot would do.

Linking them into the Gina Carano stuff is probably the narrative the general public should be gaslit into believing though, lmfao. The world needs more entertainment.
 
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