🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Brittany’s latest ex]

I dont know who is worse: Jer or Mel? Ever since that Chrissie stream, she's just posting meltdowns and bible shit hoping the boomers are still going to rally to her. Sadly, the boomers are still on her side, and I think the only way we'll see them drop her and Jeremy is Jeremy has to go after somebody they universally like (not somebody with a mixed reputation). More youtubers needs to ccover and shit on Melonie. She doesn't get enough heat.

I mean, there is a reason why she willingly married a clearly, at the very least, bi (but almost certainly gay) cosplaying, broke down, jobless Filipino so quickly after JaneSins, a fellow cosplayer, divorced his serial cheating ass all while hiding her relationship to him from her audience until she announced her engagement to him. Seriously, she went from never acknowledging him except to throw him a like on his IG content every once in a great while to being newlyweds in under half a year, and that was started 2-3 months after his divorce was finalized.

I fully agree, Melonie doesn’t get enough shit. That’s because Jeremy is the bigger fish here and the one pulling the trigger on false flagging, while Melonie (tries to) sweep, so in most people’s eyes she’s Harley Quinn to Jer’s Joker. You stop Joker first, then pick up Harley. But yes, she does need to be covered, have her extensive past put in a JoonTheKing style documentary and then summarily told to get the fuck off the Internet as a content creator like she should have in 2020/21 when she got blacklisted from the gaming industry, lost near all her friends, and got divorced from Awesome Joey. Same for Johnny Junkers. Give it time though, after all, I’m probably the biggest Melonie (and Johnny) hater here and I’m saying to be patient.

 

[Alber]

The cleanup has begun.

He's doing his half-assed deleting, so there's broken threads all over the place from the last 12 hours. Replies stay up while original posts get deleted, so it's just a mess.

He's flooding his feed with UFC video results to try and push everything down, too.

REMEMBER KIDS, THIS IS WHY WE ARCHIVED EVERYTHING

 

[SCV]

"Everybody I know has pissed in their basement." holy fuck lmfao. This is such a self report any way you interpret it.
Call it:
He doesn't know anybody so because his sample size of 1 (himself) this is technically true.
He is just coping while being retarded enough to say something so stupid.
He has actually confirmed that most or all of the people he knows piss in their basement. eg. He has had at least one conversation with his jew bull discussing basement-pissing. His wife?

 

[White Pride Worldwide]

 

[MeltyTW]

Essentially admitting him getting banned from the ren fair got to him lmao.

>ruined my life
so his life is just creeping on women and children (accidentally for the latter)? that is all i can take from him saying not being allowed to do that is ruining his life, he wasnt doing anything else of note at the renn fair.

 

[NationalBolshevik]

I don't believe him but, say he was being honest, just for the sake of argument

1. You were checking if VODs 'dragged channels down'. Why? Is your channel not doing well?
2. People were 'using 10 year old streams to try and ruin my life'. How? Was it by reporting the words you said?
3. If they were trying to ruin your life, and you felt you needed to delete to stop them. Why was that? Were they being successful?
4. Presumably you went to the Brewers game for fun, presumably you didn't go alone (unless Mrs TheQuartering was getting filled up and you needed to be away for hours), so this is how you intend to spend time with her? Signalling your editors to take down VODs?

Even in the best case scenario where he is being truthful (he isn't) he still looks like a massive faggot.

Because he IS a massive faggot.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Tom is insufferable. Can never go a sentence without a whinge.
The balls to come into Yellow Flash stream to complain about the panel's Jer talk just to steer the convo for another round of pity party about his channel.
We get it, Tom. You lost monetization. But it was on a channel that barely gets 300 views a vid, barely uploads to.
What money was actually being made?

Tom is a black hole of negativity and self pity mixed with an overinflated sense of his own intelligence. I stopped listening to any show he is a part of, because he is one of the most annoying people I've ever listened to. There was a brief time when he was a part of FNT, but they dropped him pretty quickly.

I once saw him in real life at a meetup that he wormed his way into. He was about as fat as he was tall like some kind of goblin creature with zero charisma.

 

[Jannycide_Now]

Jer’s downfall should be studied by other creators and lolcows. Deleting channels now as if KiwiChads don’t have them scraped and archived? Without fail, every time I open this thread he has voluntarily stepped on another rake. How can you be a self-described 10+ year internet “meme war veteran”, yet fumble this so hard at every turn?

In an autistic faggot so I actually spent some time writing up a quasi academic paper on Jers downfall going into the psychology/coalition/structural causes.

Short answer is lolcow crashouts happen when creators respond to extreme hostility by relying on instinctual behaviors that were beneficial throughout our evolutionary history but are maladaptive to current environments. The lolcow loop happens when someone's has a deficiency such as cognitive impairment what diminished their ability to engage in social learning or apply what they've learned.

Jeremy is more of the latter group. He understands what he is doing wrong in theory because he has articulated why this behavior is damaging in other contexts. However, the intensity of the backlash, his extremely poor mental state, chronic alcoholism, and the general absence of credible allies creates a mental state that either blocks him from accepting the nature of his position or maintaining the discipline to fight his evolved impulses to do what he knows would actually help him.

Everything Jeremy does makes total sense once you understand the specific behaviors are pretty normal in isolation. Lying, deflecting, doubling down then apologize then double down, backroom threats, etc. are things everyone does all the time and they come natural.

The uniqueness is the scale he does it combined with how obviously maladaptive the behaviors are, plus his inability to update to negative reactions.

 

[SFODevsMassiveGunt]

Lmaooo

 

[RotPockets]

The uniqueness is the scale he does it combined with how obviously maladaptive the behaviors are, plus his inability to update to negative reactions.

or he is an entitled faggot with a dead dad. The ship is on fire and there is no Captain, so this fat hysterical faggot keeps fanning the flames, because he was coddled out of existence like a domesticated cat. He was a disappointment, so his father taught him nothing out of spite. No lineage, nothing to pass on, doomed to an auraless existence as half of a man.

 

[Brittany’s latest ex]

Since Jer is banned from Ren fares now and got a lifetime ban from WotC/Magic: The Gathering years ago, can he just get banned from fantasy altogether? No buying Lord of the Rings, no Conan The Cimmerian, no Elric of Melnibone, no Game of Thrones, no The Witcher, no Record of Lodoss War, no Escaflowne. He is not allowed to read, watch, play, listen to, purchase, rent, borrow, hold in hand, or even look at and any copies he does have are to be immediately turned over to his local sheriff’s office. Could this be done?

Edit: he would also be barred from engaging in any way with fantasy sports

 

[Hates Everyone]

Prediction: Jer Hambly will be found face down with his micropenis caught in the drain of his house, drowned in a combination of piss and diarrhea. A fitting end.

 

[homeless youth]

Tom is a black hole of negativity and self pity mixed with an overinflated sense of his own intelligence. I stopped listening to any show he is a part of, because he is one of the most annoying people I've ever listened to. There was a brief time when he was a part of FNT, but they dropped him pretty quickly.

I once saw him in real life at a meetup that he wormed his way into. He was about as fat as he was tall like some kind of goblin creature with zero charisma.

Can you remind me what his show was called? I tried to see his logo on the rumble cast but it was small then he seems to have dropped because of all the heat he was getting but I'm a couple hours behind on the cast. He's a bitch. I recognize his voice, is he the one Chris gore literally had a stroke on? www it midnights edge. Hahaha

 

[SFODevsMassiveGunt]

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Lmaooo

I'm not saying everyone should do their public safety duty and tag @MLBFanSupport on Twitter to let them know of a credible pervert threat on the Brewers stadium to get a notorious IRL pervert streamer banned to keep mothers and little girls safe and comfortable at the ballpark. Nope, pls don't do that. Disavow

 

[thebigdream]

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I understand it's Miller Time but genuinely, what was he thinking?

It's like every detail he adds is from a different reality, none of it makes overall sense. Jer is so blasted he doesn't even know which timeline he's in

 

[foam rolla]

As someone who never read much on the Quartering as a lol cow, I only knew of him as that slob who reads new articles on Youtube about Magic the Gathering and had the reading ability of a grade schooler. That being said, what has been happening over the last couple of weeks has been very entertaining as a new comer..

 

[Stupor Mario]

Can you remind me what his show was called? I tried to see his logo on the rumble cast but it was small then he seems to have dropped because of all the heat he was getting but I'm a couple hours behind on the cast. He's a bitch. I recognize his voice, is he the one Chris gore literally had a stroke on? www it midnights edge. Hahaha

I never listened to his solo shows, so I have no idea. Midnight's Edge and Midnight's Edge After Dark are where I used to hear him until I couldn't stand his constant drama queen derailing. I can't understand why anybody lets him on, but I think he just guilts them until they give in out of pity.

 

[Trans Randy]

Please Jeremy stop, think of the Jomhas starving in the Canadian Wilderness or of DSP's begging to be relevant. Do the Christian thing and stop just for the charity of the Kino Casino.

I think we're a bit past that point.
PPP has already declared Jerterminatus. If he just shuts up and cowers for a month, the next 10 shows will just be an even bigger dig into Mel and Chrissie. Or whoever else was dumb enough to kao-tao before the Shit Emperor of Wal-Mart.
We've now entered a rebirth of the old Kino Casino where everything was somehow tied back to Ralph.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I have been bitching and complaining about her inclusion on FNT dragging down the show since she was first brought on. Not only is she obviously a fake, but her being there brought on a bunch of other terrible Simpcast guests semi-regularly, and that made it even worse.

I've been waiting for this for a long time, but as always, I expect to be disappointed when she's inevitably brought on again, and everyone on that panel acts like nothing ever happened. She's just a part of the show you have to ignore if you want to keep watching.

Her becoming permanent is like 90% of the reason why I stopped watching FNT years ago. Outside of the first time her 2 impersonations were used (every other time sucked) she just sucks. Also the one time she fell out of a chair trying to stand on it to center the camera on her crotch or something because that's most of her "joke" lineup.

 

[JoeHallenbeck]

Dick Masterson also mentioned Jer preemptively said he used Signal to message his editor, knowing that people would demand proof. Even though no one ever says they used Signal specifically.