I feel Goons irritation with Hunter moaning after every bite. Fat fucker scarffed 3 of those bitches in like 10 minutes with no break. The banter was more enjoyable than the story by far. What a fucking slog.
Dude sees a dead girl who hung herself, and she's not important to the story at all other than to set up the author can see dead people.
Grandpappy gets smothered by the authors mom but that doesn't really matter because he bossed her around and was vaguely racist, the part that matters is our author can see and hear him, too.
Then our author runs a kid over while drunk and sees a vision of the boy everytime he drives by where the accident happened, and that's that. He doesn't tell the truth, he just willows in self pity. The end.
Was this written solely because this dude had the "ad mortem" shit in his head and thought it was deep? It's genuinely just the author going "woe is me" the entire time. Fuckin gay.