💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Not saying I wouldn't bang her, because I would ruin her like George Bush at a Japanese banquet, but she could probably stand to eat a sundae or two.
 
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She's a waitress at a winghouse, similar to hooters (seriously). And I mean, I'm not judging her choice of work, I'm sure she makes a ton of money, but her "holier than thou" attitude bugs me.[/QUOTE
I was gonna make a "holier" joke but am too drunk.

Edit- I'd be thou on her holiers.

Yep, kinda works.
 
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Oh right, I remember that being mentioned pages back. I decided to check out her FB. Looks like Kengle (yes, Kengle) is also a fan of Tesch.

https://www.facebook.com/GloriaTeschOfficial/posts/545524635560293

Erwin said:
I just received your novel after ordering it online via Amazon.com and was curious about why the print was so large. Was this directed towards readers who are visually impaired?

Goldilocks said:
The book was written for young children, so the large print makes it easier to read. The psychological background is when young teens and children see that they've read so many pages, this encourages them to continue to read more!
Happy reading!

This was on May 4 of this year, btw.
 
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More sexy Gloria.

At least she is going to have a bunch of glamorous pictures of herself as a young woman, when she is in her 40s living in a house inherited from her parents, recovering from her third divorce and trying to get his crack addict son to rehab.

Cant this girl focus on one thing only? I mean she could try to be a model and have a short career at that. Or revisiting her Maradonia shit and trying to improve her writing and shit something better that can actually be published by a real editorial. Or study and actually learn how to design clothes.

She is like a little kid that wants to do everything at the same time but does nothing at the end.
 
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What terrible clothes she made. Also, I feel the one in the middle isn't really comfortable wearing such clothing, most likely due to the materials they are made from and what not. Perhaps those three were paid just to wear them and appear in a picture with with Gloria Tesch.

I'm sorry but that is a nasty looking beach. Why would you want a bunch of nasty looking beach rocks in your picture? Are there no decent beaches around Tampa for them to take pictures on?
Looking at the beach, is it wrong if I said those rocks or sand look like big gray colored "rocks" that came from a cat?
 
Looking at the beach, is it wrong if I said those rocks or sand look like big gray colored "rocks" that came from a cat?
No. I was thinking the same thing, honestly. I just didn't know if I should mention it or not. If that was the best beach available she should've opted for a pool instead.
 
No. I was thinking the same thing, honestly. I just didn't know if I should mention it or not. If that was the best beach available she should've opted for a pool instead.
Indeed, she could of opted for a pool where she could of had things like potted plants around and with the sunset behind her but nope, she picks a beach where the rocks look like something else.
 
Gloria's "rap career" is probably what bugs me the most. There are more great female MC's going today than ever before. Jean Grae is one of the best lyricists, male or female, going today (how many people can keep up with Royca Da 5'9" and Pharoahe Monch?).Rapsody put out one of the best mixtapes of 2013. Snow tha Product regularly works with Tech N9ne and is on a nationwide tour.

Gloria knows the concept of rhyming and is rich.
 
Gloria's "rap career" is probably what bugs me the most. There are more great female MC's going today than ever before. Jean Grae is one of the best lyricists, male or female, going today (how many people can keep up with Royca Da 5'9" and Pharoahe Monch?).Rapsody put out one of the best mixtapes of 2013. Snow tha Product regularly works with Tech N9ne and is on a nationwide tour.

Gloria knows the concept of rhyming and is rich.

On the bright side, it now no longer matters if Uffie stays "retired"...
 
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