💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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Can't say how Ramsay got his stars but there was a point that he had something like 30. And yes Marco gave them back because he realized chasing the star was stupid and it took up all his time trying to be perfect.

Gordon Ramsay also trained under Marco Pierre White, who was the one person who made GR cry.

In an interview, MPW said "Oh, I made him cry? No, it was his choice, and he chose to cry".

MPW himself trained under Raymond Blanc, a self-taught, cocaine-fuelled madman genius of a chef, who left France to make his fortune in the UK.
 
Ah yes, now he's even got a bunch of text in the thumbnail talking about spinning a wheel, which hasn't happened for his restaurant roulette in years. "we just drive to the first place we see that sells food and we haven't been to before" bullshit, and you do restaurants you've never been to before all the time for Fat on the Go.

Rob doesn't care all that much about deniability, he literally (jovially) asked his wife on video if he acts like a troll sometimes.
That's true, but he never really states up front exactly what he's doing. Not that it takes much for plausible deniability for Fatty in the first place. There have been a couple instances on FB of him and the other guy(I forget his name, only ever see comments from him on FB and sometimes twitter) flew too close to the sun and actually had to apologize.
 
Rob doesn't care all that much about deniability, he literally (jovially) asked his wife on video if he acts like a troll sometimes.
What I mean by that is he's careful about not flying too close to the Sun. It wasn't that long ago that he made a comment on a video or Facebook post or something social media related that Fatty owned and Fatty responded with, "careful, you're starting to sound like you did at the start which almost got you banned". Rob walked the comment back so he's careful not to go too far.
 
Ah yes, now he's even got a bunch of text in the thumbnail talking about spinning a wheel, which hasn't happened for his restaurant roulette in years. "we just drive to the first place we see that sells food and we haven't been to before" bullshit, and you do restaurants you've never been to before all the time for Fat on the Go.
Someone needs to bring back the restaurant roulette comment meme
 
Jack is what Tammy deserves. She aimed low and settled for very little early on in her life; having admitted that Jack was a bald, fat, ugly creep who hit on her because she was a teenager who served food at a bowling alley he DJ'd at, and she said "no" many times until he wore her down with his refusal to respect her. Either she had nothing to offer other suitors, or believed she didn't. She wasted her entire goddamned life to feed a pig.
 
Jack is what Tammy deserves. She aimed low and settled for very little early on in her life; having admitted that Jack was a bald, fat, ugly creep who hit on her because she was a teenager who served food at a bowling alley he DJ'd at, and she said "no" many times until he wore her down with his refusal to respect her. Either she had nothing to offer other suitors, or believed she didn't. She wasted her entire goddamned life to feed a pig.
No kidding. Any guy would've beat the shit out of the fat manlet for doing that shit
 
We have Liquid Jack/Rob but never forget we also have Chef John, basically the Gallant to fatso's Goofus, who is equally fat, older middle aged and bald yet has made a fantastic YouTube cooking career out of making things both sophisticated and basic enough to appeal to Jack, doing so through everything Jack has never possessed: humility, genuineness, easy charisma and, oh, skill. He's basically the Eddie Vedder of your Fat Jack betters.

 
I don't think we give Tammy enough credit. I mean, imagine sleeping in the same bed as jack :roll: she deserves recognition for that hardship at the very least
For all we know Hammy has her own room or they have twin beds. It's not uncommon for folk, once they've had their kids, that they sleep in separate beds due to different sleep patterns and stuff.

And if Fatty's home has a staircase then Hammy's room is upstairs and Fatty sleeps in the bedroom off his "studio" because according to him that was built as a kind of "guest suite".

We have Liquid Jack/Rob but never forget we also have Chef John, basically the Gallant to fatso's Goofus, who is equally fat, older middle aged and bald yet has made a fantastic YouTube cooking career out of making things both sophisticated and basic enough to appeal to Jack, doing so through everything Jack has never possessed: humility, genuineness, easy charisma and, oh, skill. He's basically the Eddie Vedder of your Fat Jack betters.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0zkiNjCUjGA
Chef John is great but, and this is 100% personal to me, I hate his voice and how he speaks. It's too sing-song to me.

But having said that he's made some decent looking recipes that I wouldn't mind trying.
 
And if Fatty's home has a staircase then Hammy's room is upstairs and Fatty sleeps in the bedroom off his "studio" because according to him that was built as a kind of "guest suite".

When Jack did his tour of the barn it showed it's single story. I don't know why the roof is so high, though. And unfortunately for TamHam, they share the bedroom, but Jack usually passes out in the lazyboy.

 
When Jack did his tour of the barn it showed it's single story. I don't know why the roof is so high, though. And unfortunately for TamHam, they share the bedroom, but Jack usually passes out in the lazyboy.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xKyIeEVGAqg
Uneducatedfag on buildings but if you make a roof/attic space that high and empty, do you tend to get cooler temps in the living area? Not that I imagine people would actually do that, that sounds profoundly retarded and wasteful. (so, perfect for Jack and Ham)
 
I don't think we give Tammy enough credit. I mean, imagine sleeping in the same bed as jack :roll: she deserves recognition for that hardship at the very least
I thought she made him sleep on a doggie bed and/or outside
 
Uneducatedfag on buildings but if you make a roof/attic space that high and empty, do you tend to get cooler temps in the living area? Not that I imagine people would actually do that, that sounds profoundly retarded and wasteful. (so, perfect for Jack and Ham)

Heat rises, so the simple answer is "yes". Warm air is less dense than cooler air. That's also why you'll see houses that have a 2 storey great room will also have a ceiling fan in it. That's to mix the air currents and push the heat back down in winter, and to draw hot air up in the summer.
 
We have Liquid Jack/Rob but never forget we also have Chef John, basically the Gallant to fatso's Goofus
Feels weird to bring this channel up again so soon, but Mike from Atomic Shrimp seems to be tailor-made as a foil to Jack:
- Actually likes to cook, is good at it, experiments often for fun, and even sets himself challenges just to incentivize personal growth. Also enjoys food instead of using as a filler for the voids in his heart and soul
- Is honest about the achieved results in his projects and cooking
- Lists recipes and gives authors and other content creators their due credit
- Seem to truly love and get along with his family, respecting their tastes, needs, and wishes for privacy
- Seems to be quite healthy in spite of the excess weight, and a sizable portion of his content is centered around long walks and touring
- Knows his way around around electronics and technology, worked in IT for a long time before taking up YouTube as a full time job
- Goes out of his way to interact with the audience and be positive
- The family's dog is a rescue and is properly trained and cared for
- Isn't a politisperg
 
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