🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 450 30.5%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 576 39.1%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 258 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 28 1.9%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 48 3.3%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 114 7.7%
  • Total voters
    1,474
DSP for president 2032 said:
He needs rehab or he'll die, but Melonie is content to sit there with her vanity crucifix and fake smile, misquoting bible passages.
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She acts like a bitch that married some old fuck for his money and keeping up the smiles while just waiting for him to die.

Except she's not even getting an inheritance out of this, which makes her even more depraved. Fuck this cunt with a barbed wire rake.
 
Jeremy failed to make the top 50 Rumble leaderboard yesterday with his return stream. The 50th position cutoff was held by Dr Steve Turley with 512 likes and 6 dislikes, a net positive of 506 likes.

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Jeremy missed the cutoff with 619 likes and over 1,100 dislikes for a net -500 likes. This makes him easily the bottom content on Rumble for the past 24 hour and possibly of all time.
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Jeremy's fans are freaking the fuck out over this ratio because a big part of his appeal is that he tells pathetic losers they are winning no matter what. Sure you may live in a trailer, have no friends, no bitches, your ex-wife left you and is telling everyone you are a pedophile because you fell in love with her underaged sister, and Braiden isn't really your son then the guy you voted for to fix everything got your company shut down and doubled the price of gas but Jer will look you right in the eyes and tell you that you are winning and the left are spiraling and melting down. Usually this illusion is easily maintained, just don't go too far outside the hugbox and tell yourself all the haters are leftists that don't deserve your attention. This time though Jer can't pretend he's winning. He is objectively losing and the longer it goes on the more of his fans will leave. The last thing he could offer them was the comfortable lie that they were always on Jer's team and Jer stays winning. Of course this was never really the case anyways but it's never been less true than it is now.
 
How pissy do you think this lazy asshole was when he had to change out the MONDAY show plate in his thumbnails 3 times in 1 month hahaha
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returnofthemacandcheese said:
Jeremy failed to make the top 50 Rumble leaderboard yesterday with his return stream. The 50th position cutoff was held by Dr Steve Turley with 512 likes and 6 dislikes, a net positive of 506 likes.
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getting mogged by steve turley :story: eat a bag of dicks Jer
 
The Secret Sauce said:
There are a lot of Casino enjoyers that think he's holding PPP back, to be fair. Jersh seems like one of them. I think part of the reason is that they don't realize that host and co-host are two different jobs. The show would not be good if PPP cloned himself and hosted it with the clone. They'd spend the whole time trying to wrestle the spotlight away from each other.
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Exactly, if that careful balance of "funny guy and completely suck guy" ever gets disrupted, the show will implode and self-destruct

This is known as the Opie & Anthony Theorum
 
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