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[curecanti88]

I found the perfect location for the troon commune utopia: Inishmaan.
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(It isn't actually a possibility, it's inhabited and not a private island. Apparently the name comes from the Irish for "Middle Island.")

Not just the Inishmeen, but the Inishwomeen and the Inishchildreen, too!

 

[the khat quaffer]

Inishma'am

I'm definitely calling Scorsese's people on Monday.

 

[curecanti88]

You know what? Can we make it happen? Not necessarily Ireland, but just some troon commune somewhere SEEMINGLY ideal but not quite so? Guyana was a South American tropical paradise, and socialist, so Jim Jones moved his cult there for alleged Eden, but it was a green hell and the Guyanese just wanted Americans near the Venezuelan border as security.

Greenland was kinda a Viking scam that turned out to be barely habitable due to the Medieval Warm Period.

Likewise, Gregor MacGregor conned a bunch of Brits into settling the Central American coast with a fictional new nation there.

Can we somehow get a boatload/planeload of troons to settle a SEEMINGLY hospitable place, just to see what their anarcho-syndicalist commune with Troonese characteristics becomes?

It has to seem like a good place, be free or affordable, or otherwise somewhere they think they can get away with squatting. The local gov. should be friendly or at least tolerant of troonery. Any ideas?

 

[AMHOLIO]

The local gov. should be friendly or at least tolerant of troonery. Any ideas?

Pick any island nation that feels comfortable as bait, launch them from a far enough away point, then start torpedoing the boats when you hit deep water. Therefore, we only lose some boats instead of the whole ecosystem and human inhabitants of an area.

 

[Path Wanderer]

somewhere they think they can get away with squatting. The local gov. should be friendly or at least tolerant of troonery. Any ideas?

Have never known a transphobe from here

 

[curecanti88]

Pick any island nation that feels comfortable as bait, launch them from a far enough away point, then start torpedoing the boats when you hit deep water. Therefore, we only lose some boats instead of the whole ecosystem and human inhabitants of an area.

I don't want them dead, I just want the unholy lovechild of "Survivor" and "Fishtank".

 

[Ghostse]

Can we somehow get a boatload/planeload of troons to settle a SEEMINGLY hospitable place, just to see what their anarcho-syndicalist commune with Troonese characteristics becomes?

I mean you've loaded a bunch of Troons into a plane. Why not just Pinochet them?

 

[Shig O'nella]

I mean you've loaded a bunch of Troons into a plane. Why not just Pinochet them?

Don't litter, it's a disgusting thing to do.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Why don't they just start a colony on the Moon. Logistics, resources, chance of success.. it's the same as starting one anywhere else on Earth. They could even use one of Elon's homo satellites to get passive wifi so Kuntryn can play overwatch and sperg on alt-twitter.



Nah they'd probably fuck it up and claim a plot of "land" on the dark side and whine about no solar power.

 

[demicolon]

Tran Ranch,
it sucks!
Cowboys love
eating chrome-plated Glocks!

 

[AGPinochet]

I had a thought

Spoiler: Long Sperg rant about the Tranch

I had a realization, The Tranch was like The Domination of The Draka except with trannies and the size of a postage stamp

Spoiler: What the fuck is a Draka?

To give a very short Explanation in the late 80's and early 90's an author by the name of S.M Stirling wrote a trilogy of books (later a fourth novel and published a collection of short stories by other authors) that are known as the Domination Trilogy and are all about the Draka, alt history South Africans who talk with a combination British/Hillbilly accent that came into being because the American Revolution played out slightly differently and a Guy named Patrick Ferguson didn't die and a bunch of other shit happens that eventually lead to the Draka, named after Sir Francis Drake, to conquer first Africa and then the entire world and kill or enslave everyone who isn't them with a lot of gratuitous lesbiansim along the way

Let's look at the Similarities and Differences
Had/Have Serfs (Very Important similarity)
Tranchers: Y
Draka: Y

Are Paranoid fanatics who believe the only way for them to be safe is for literally everyone who isn't them or entirely subservient to them to be killed
Tranchers: Y
Draka: Y

Are Transhumanists?
Tranchers: Y
Draka: Y

Use primitive and inefficient agricultural methods
Tranchers: Y
Draka: Y

Are obsessed with "Breeding"
Tranchers: Y
Draka: Y

Have a Bunch of Guns
Tranchers: Y
Draka: Y

Are into a bunch of weird sex shit
Tranchers: Y
Draka: Y

Are really into the concept of lesbianism and female bisexuality
Tranchers: Y
Draka: Y

Love gaudy shit?
Tranchers: Y
Draka: Y

Make normal people uncomfortable by just being in their presence
Tranchers: Y
Draka: Y

Sit around on their ass all day while other people provide for them
Tranchers: Y
Draka: Y

Are Atheists who scorn religion but do a weird pagan larp they don't actually believe in
Tranchers: Y (Kevin says "gods" sometimes IIRC)
Draka: Y

Are Influenced by screeds by batshit insane people
Tranchers: Y (Bluesky)
Draka:Y

Have a deep sense of oozing evil and lack of morality about them
Tranchers: Y
Draka: Y

Treat Animals with kindness and are prolific conservationists
Tranch: N
Draka: Y

The Desolation of the Tranchka
The Troonination of the Troonka
The Destruction of the Amholeka

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

Have we really gone so long without an update? I guess all the animals really are history. Well done guys, top notch job.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Tranch has been history for a while. Our most recent active period was an irish island hunt off the back of what was almost certainly a delusional speculation by a tranny (IE standard posting) involved with it all. Its more fun to shitpost about what they could ruin than to follow the ashes of their failed endeavors now.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Tranch has been history for a while. Our most recent active period was an irish island hunt off the back of what was almost certainly a delusional speculation by a tranny (IE standard posting) involved with it all. Its more fun to shitpost about what they could ruin than to follow the ashes of their failed endeavors now.

but where will I go so I can misgender faggots?

 

[Althalus]

Tranch has been history for a while. Our most recent active period was an irish island hunt off the back of what was almost certainly a delusional speculation by a tranny (IE standard posting) involved with it all. Its more fun to shitpost about what they could ruin than to follow the ashes of their failed endeavors now.

I read through that in one of the tranch members' threads. It makes no sense because none of the islands they were looking at were capable of hosting a self-sustaining settlement, and the effort of ferrying over everything they need would be pointless because the Irish gov't is fine with trannies and wouldn't care about them buying a farm on the mainland. Irish locals wouldn't care, especially if it was near Dublin or Derry.

The only place they would have issues would be the parts of N.I. full of religious fanatics, like County Antrim or Londonderry, and even then the U.K. gov't is pro-trans so they would have some protection. And they seem to have pro-IRA sympathies, so zero chance of them going there unless it was to pull off some kind of "we are oppressed" grift. (which actually raises the chances of them going there above zero, come to think of it...)

But as you say, colonizing an island off the coast of Ireland is delusional tranny speculation, even more so than an alpaca farm on the Colorado steppe.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

It makes no sense because none of the islands they were looking at were capable of hosting a self-sustaining settlement

Trannies tend to be extreme cases of internet psychosis and ignorance, all bundled up into one neurotic entity. They're genuinely the kind of people to not understand that the real world doesn't work how wikipedia might have them think it works. They'll think they really can just slap down some potatoes, a little elbow grease, and have infinite food, because that's how it works in their videogames, and that one guy on mars even made do with potatoes and dead soil, so "we with our wisdom and vigor can definitely do just as good, if not better". And we know the tranchers are particularly susceptible to this, with how they tried to pivot to an earthship economy - "just build a self sustaining ecosystem filtration household buried into the landscape for thermal control bro, you can just build them out of tires its not hard past the elbow grease, we're so smart for doing this thing" because it works on the almighty paper, and the other egotists online think its the best thing ever.

This is, however, why I find tranny delusions so interesting to observe from afar. Its not mere dumb ignorance, they're not looking at something that needs a plan and just YOLO'ing it like a common rube. They instead build up increasingly infeasible structural plans for miracle cure-alls, which require absolute excellence and perfection to have work out, then fail at even the most basic parts of execution. The Tranch itself built its intended economic model on artisanal wool, and I remember the people in the know in this thread talking about how absolute shit the quality was and all the things they did wrong. They built their business plan on perfect yarn spun from the wool of perfectly kept animals, and proceeded to not bother to even card the plant matter out of it or dye it evenly, stuff we've known how to do since before written history. But the entire foundation of their operation required this to work.

Trannies can't even manage their own most basic affairs, and expect to be top grade masters at everything. And thats why I find them so much fun.

 

[AnOminous]

They built their business plan on perfect yarn spun from the wool of perfectly kept animals, and proceeded to not bother to even card the plant matter out of it or dye it evenly, stuff we've known how to do since before written history. But the entire foundation of their operation required this to work.

Even people who do that rarely turn a profit. It would be funnier if these evil fucks hadn't basically condemned dozens of innocent animals to a lingering death and then buried them in a mass grave.

 

[Althalus]

They're genuinely the kind of people to not understand that the real world doesn't work how wikipedia might have them think it works.

They instead build up increasingly infeasible structural plans for miracle cure-alls, which require absolute excellence and perfection to have work out, then fail at even the most basic parts of execution.

This is a perfect summary of transgenderism in general. No surprise that type of thinking extends to other things trannies try to do.