I don't think it was ever about creating a viable business selling yarn. I think Phil and Boner's thought process was something along the lines of, "We want to create a way to get a never ending stream of money from suckers. Alpaca are cute and there are a ton that people are literally giving away because of the craze a while back that suckered people in. Let's claim to be an alpaca rescue/sanctuary and really play up the whole tranny angle. That will really get the money flowing because people like cute animals and we're the most oppressed people on Earth since that dastardly Trump is going to put us into camps". I will assume that at some point they maybe did think that they would eventually be able to sustain themselves off of sales of the yarn, but even a cursory Google search would tell them why that's a dumb idea. And let's face it, if you're already ready to yeet your balls and take cross sex hormones, you probably aren't really thinking about why all these people would just be giving away so many of these animals that can supposedly turn a profit.
IDK, being some variety of "faggot" while fleeing the Orange Reich might net them enough victim points to cut in line somewhere between Mehmed and Ranjeet. Besides, if they get to their island they'll basically be in a cardboard box, so...
Troon fishtank would be banned off all streaming platforms within a week for domestic violence, and I doubt it'd make it a day without being called to shut it down by the usual terminally online crowd for 'misrepresenting troons' when women look in and see them acting 100% like dudes all the time.They should do a fundraiser for this new Tranchventure, only with the promise that they'll set up cameras in their new home a la Big Brother. You can't convince me that Kiwis wouldn't rush to donate
Alpaca mass grave for some, supposedly they gave most of the rest away, they kept a couple when they moved in to a second home on Phil's grandparent's property.
Over 50 casualities
They cut them open like those snow llamas on Hoth and crawled into them for shelter from the Colorado cold.
They're all living happy and healthy on a farm upstate. No, it's a little too far to visit.
turns out Earl snuck onto the property and killed them with a bicycle pump
It's a pretty place. The rescued wolves are really playful.
closest these living biohazards will ever get to a shower
The Aran Islands are part of the Gaeltacht (Irish-Speaking Areas) where people go to for immersion learning of Irish to speak it fluently. People WILL NOT speak English with you within them. It defeats the whole point of giving Irish primacy over an area. Inis Mór is the only island where they might humour you with it since the language courses are all based there. Coláiste Ó Direáin - Inis Mór I seriously doubt they'll do any work to gain any fluency in Irish to squat there.
Inishma'am