🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[QwahlityKahntent]

staged assassination attempt

go back to reddit, you dumb nigger

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

Look at this cluster B motherfucker. View attachment 8930750
I own dog. Buy coffee. Apparently "The_Joker" is looking into Hairhamby building his company by attacking Black Rifle Coffee, which is a de facto attack on veterans. Damn, Jer fucks up royal.

Did he pay for a Yahoo fluff piece article?

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Of course, this explains why renfairs are so soy-filled -- no man worth his salt would dare attend one or allow his woman to lower herself doing so, and so no men willing to beat the shit out of Hambly for this kind of crap are in attendance to stop it.

I really want to hear your top five ideas for dates and family fun.

Edit: on topic,

Horseshit. If you are dressing up in a costume you should literally expect to be observed and photographed.

Did you watch the video? It was just some lady in a black top, no costume. I also do not care about the rights of disgusting creeps, whatever we need to do to get the sexual harassment Poop Ogres out of the faireground and into a cage is fine by me.

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

I really think this may be why they take down whatever he wants them to.

I want to clarify that he isn't getting them to take down whatever he wants - he has only had this happen with regards to the clips channel.

Everything else that he has flagged isn't down: it's either demonetized or age-restricted, the net effect of both being to harm the creators' incomes. However, these do not damage the channels in any way - they aren't strikes, and you can effectively get as many of them as you want and your channel is fine; both of these do cause the algorithm to promote them less, however, as YT necessarily makes less bank off of them. Critically, though, these can be appealed and be rescinded.

So far, I've only seen these flags target inauthentic-person or nudity as the reasons given for the different takedowns. What this suggests is that Jer's contact probably knows which types of report have the greatest chance of success, if one's goal is just to temporarily inconvenience a video creator (or get a stream kibosh'd, streaming having different rules)... and let him how to format a report in the most-likely way for it to succeed. But from that point, Jer is just exploiting the system in a way that anyone-else could, if they were motivated to do so; I do not think that his contact is directly intervening, searching for the ticket# of his flag in order to expedite or approve it.

I would expect that YT has very rudimentary anti-abuse systems in place, where it starts discounting accounts that issue a certain number of flags that get rescinded on appeal. This very likely happens immediately with new accounts as well. But this is no doubt why Jeremy has so many different fucking channels: all of them are old, and each of them is attached to a specific email/account. As-such each account will have a high number of erroneous flags it can sustain before it starts to trigger the anti-abuse mechanisms, and he can just start issuing flags from his alternative accounts when he gets close to that number. The end-user should not know how many reports it would take to trip this anti-abuse system, but this is something his contact could tell him which wouldn't leave a paper-trail back to the contact.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Jer doesn’t have “boobs”. That word has a pleasant connotation in less refined circles.

Jer has “bitch tits”.

Please dont compare the pepperoni chef to JerjerBinks...
The Gordon Ramsay of basement salami shouldnt be disrespected this way.
The Stalker Prison Warden is actually funny, jer is just an angry cuck who is assmad that people learned his secret.
What JerjerBinks has is bitch blubbers.

Actually his name should be Jeremy Bitch Blubbers.

 

[Irregardless]

I really want to hear your top five ideas for dates and family fun.

From what I understand if you're a KF mod it's like tradition or something that before they go on a date with a new prospective suitor, they're required to introduce their date to Null, and allow him to suck on their bare toes.

It's sorta weird, but you can ask any of them and they will confirm.

 

[Jr_Bacon_Sneedburger]

Oh, no, not a "pan to cleavage!" [shock scream horror] Not in public!

Horseshit. If you are dressing up in a costume you should literally expect to be observed and photographed. That's the whole fucking point of it, else you wouldn't have bothered altering your appearance so much. If you show off your tits people are gonna look at your tits. If you don't want your cleavage captured for posterity, don't deliberately dress to enhance and flaunt it. It's not hard. Stupid bitches have done this since cameras were invented. "I'm showing you my hot body, how dare you

Wtf is wrong with you? Almost every woman he was creeping on was dressed normally for summer. He was commenting on keeping it tight, and mom's being DTF, and creeping on actual children.

 

[AltisticRight]

I must have missed it but how did we go from one bull to another? How did we decide it was the RC car guy?

There's at least 2 bulls now. One is the criminal domestic abuser Jew bull and the other is the sky bull.
There are more bulls to uncover.

I really don't get the coffee grift with Jer. Did he just hop on because he wanted to compete with conservative grifting brands like Black Rifle despite making CBC explicitly apolitical? Was it just another grift opportunity after buying and repackaging Player One Coffee? He doesn't seem particularly knowledgeable about coffee or invested in the enjoyment of it, from what I can tell. He probably cuts his with his trademark vodka water or those tiny bottles of Fireball at this point.

It's because coffee consumption is growing (especially now with India and China developing a coffee culture) while production cannot keep up. We have been in half a decade of a bean deficit.

Jer saw dollar signs. He found a good supplier but he had to overplay his role to larp as a legitimate in-house roaster when he's clearly just a white labeller (which is fine, we don't really care).
(He's not a drop shipper, he uses white labelling. As far as I know, CBC handles the logistics.)
We won't know why it failed unless we see their finances. My guess is that he spent all the money on fruitless manbaby gadgets like colourful cardboard and remote control toys.

Spoiler: More coffee autism

Hell, the Chinese are drinking more coffee than tea. I showed this to my dad the other day and he spat his out in shock.

Being able to offer good quality beans with traceable ethical sourcing is getting quite lucrative. Coffee as a hobby is also a well-off, middle class thing. These people have extra money to waste on another dumb grinder or stupid chintzy pour-over gadget.
The deficit is caused by many complex issues, such as an aging farmer population, the youth moving into cities instead of picking up farming from their family and (oh no *gasp* not on my forum) cl*mate ch*nge.
Europe's stringent regulations doesn't help either, it's hard to start a farm fresh in the right climate.

To those who don't know, the flavouring on the package is what the coffee will smell and taste like. It's not artificial flavouring. Different roasting methods and beans does this. Luther didn't know what he was talking about.

Black Rifle Coffee roast their own beans even if they're really consumerist-focused (like subscriptions that are hard to cancel, don't ask me how I know that).

From what I understand if you're a KF mod it's like tradition or something that before they go on a date with a new prospective suitor, they're required to introduce their date to Null, and allow him to suck on their bare toes.

KF mods? Date?
Woah buddy.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

is he fatter than PPP?!?!

He looks like he's about to go full Fat Bastard on Smellonie.
"I'm gonna eat yeh... GET IN MAH BELLY!"

 

[Irregardless]

KF mods? Date?
Woah buddy.

You're lying.
HE'S LYING EVERYBODY.

You told me this yesterday and are now trying to cover it up with humor.
It's not gunna work.

The only other reason you could be lying right now is that you have a bish hidden away somewhere, toes unsucked, and don't want to let Null know.
You know what you're doing ain't right, give Null them tootsies.

 

[moocow]

I really want to hear your top five ideas for dates and family fun.

I'm sure you do. I can assure you a fucking ren fair isn't on the list.

Wtf is wrong with you? Almost every woman he was creeping on was dressed normally for summer. He was commenting on keeping it tight, and mom's being DTF, and creeping on actual children.

Yeah, and that's why I said his commentary is what should have gotten his teeth knocked out.

Pearl clutchers are always so funny. I'm literally agreeing with you he should get his ass kicked and dragged out for what he's saying and doing. But you dumb shits are just so hell-bent on "oh-my-gosh"'ing in just a specifically-prescribed way that no other angle of outrage will possibly do.

Kinda reminding me of SJWs here a little bit, lads, not gonna lie.

 

[Archduke of Sneedinheim]

Maybe it's my constitution that sucks, but I've always found Cafe Bustelo too bitter/sour from tannins.

They do make lighter roasts, if you want to try one just grab the k cups if your work or you has the machine for it then your not stuck with a entire can of coffee you hate.

Cafe Bustelo will put some extra hair on your chest.

Espresso ground and a french press if you want to start turning into a ape.

 

[Malikov]

Jeremy dresses like Fat Homer.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

I'm sure you do. I can assure you a fucking ren fair isn't on the list.

Leak the list or youse a bitch.

I'm literally agreeing with you he should get his ass kicked and dragged out for what he's saying and doing.

Hey Wes Watson, you are not agreeing with me at all. I'm saying that the laws need to be tighter so that the women who are being sexually harassed and creepshotted can call the cops on him. I'm not an internet tough guy.

Also, Jeremy is a 6 foot 5 giant. If you didn't know he was a giant baby, would you step to him? And what if he beats you up, is he allowed to harass your woman now?

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Bring all your bulls to the hot tub. We were promised big ole boobs.

 

[moocow]

Leak the list or youse a bitch.

I'm not going on a date with you.

Hey Wes Watson, you are not agreeing with me at all.

I use the term "you" in the sense of the "metaphorical you," as in "all of the pearl-clutchers, not just your faggy ass in particular."

Also, Jeremy is a 6 foot 5 giant. If you didn't know he was a giant baby, would you step to him? And what if he beats you up, is he allowed to harass your woman now?

"Yes," and "no." I carry, and I defend my loved ones. Also, we would not be in attendance at a ren faire in the first place.

Keep trying. You'll figure this out eventually, big guy.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

To those who don't know, the flavouring on the package is what the coffee will smell and taste like. It's not artificial flavouring. Different roasting methods and beans does this. Luther didn't know what he was talking about.

I think the confusion stems from Jer selling so much flavored coffee (which is just near-expiry beans dunked into flavored oils which will fuck up your grinder)... as well as the fact that most storebought coffee, and I would assume internet-shipped coffee (why the fuck would you do this) tastes like complete shit, so the idea that coffee can even have different natural flavors beyond 'light-medium-dark roast' is not particularly well-known.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

I think the confusion stems from Jer selling so much flavored coffee (which is just near-expiry beans dunked into flavored oils which will fuck up your grinder)... as well as the fact that most storebought coffee, and I would assume internet-shipped coffee (why the fuck would you do this) tastes like complete shit, so the idea that coffee can even have different natural flavors beyond 'light-medium-dark roast' is not particularly well-known.

Aren’t the flavored oils artificial? How do they make rum flavored blueberry orange pumpkin shit?

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

I think the confusion stems from Jer selling so much flavored coffee (which is just near-expiry beans dunked into flavored oils which will fuck up your grinder)... as well as the fact that most storebought coffee, and I would assume internet-shipped coffee (why the fuck would you do this) tastes like complete shit, so the idea that coffee can even have different natural flavors beyond 'light-medium-dark roast' is not particularly well-known.

Most people who want flavored coffee buy specific creamers. Selling flavored coffee was probably a huge misstep.