🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Ultor Corporate Shill]

I must have missed it but how did we go from one bull to another? How did we decide it was the RC car guy?

We didn't "go from one bull to another." We just assume she's fucking every man she's come into contact with based on how she acts flirty with every single one. Except for Jeremy, of course.

 

[Awilix]

I must have missed it but how did we go from one bull to another? How did we decide it was the RC car guy?

It takes alotta man power to keep Jer's wife happy.

 

[Baklava]

That's true but its also funny whenever you see the left wing coffee shop making bank off its markup while purporting its "fair trade" goyim branding. Usually the currency exchange from their third world source makes the exchange anything but fair trade. There wouldn't be "left wing" coffee shops or "right wing" coffee grifts if there wasn't a snarky, foamy price markup on coffee.

If anything, it just solidifies the moral rationalizations people have to grift off addictive behaviors.
Also Null, I hate to say it but cafe bustelo really sucks.

I love Null, but in my experience, Cafe Bustelo is the coffee you keep in the back of the pantry for when you're out of your regular coffee, but you're reticent to drink it because it's gonna run through your guts like Jer trying to go anywhere without Imodium. Maybe it's my constitution that sucks, but I've always found Cafe Bustelo too bitter/sour from tannins.

Also @Null sorry for the tag but if you haven't watched James Hoffman already, this coffee faggot actually has my favorite way to make coffee that only requires a French press and takes only three minutes to explain it. It's best with fresh ground beans but it works just fine with whatever you got lying around (except maybe the weird Pippa Pipkin hamster bedding coffee). A little steamed milk is great too and can be done while waiting for the coffee to steep.

I really don't get the coffee grift with Jer. Did he just hop on because he wanted to compete with conservative grifting brands like Black Rifle despite making CBC explicitly apolitical? Was it just another grift opportunity after buying and repackaging Player One Coffee? He doesn't seem particularly knowledgeable about coffee or invested in the enjoyment of it, from what I can tell. He probably cuts his with his trademark vodka water or those tiny bottles of Fireball at this point.

 

[Axel]

If you multistream Kick gives you less money. The only reason I know this is because DSP kept getting warnings from Kick for trying to game the system while multistreaming.

Cant flake just "live react" to their stream on rumble? Would that be a work around? He doesnt even have to show his face he can just react to it while its playing on his end of the stream?

 

[Wraithdolf the White]

I really wonder why YouTube is so in bed with him. I know he has a YouTube rep and all, but I wonder if him blowing so much money on their advertising puts him in a special tier of creator, like a whale tier. I suppose it makes business sense to nuke small channels if it means he keeps blowing half his mortgage on advertising shorts

Maybe he's a 'safe' type of conservatism and news reporting. In essence, he might be controlled opposition because he shames the brand and morals as he really doesn't believe in them, and he gets nothing done nor really encourages anything except spending money on him.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Rumble creator Joker is also cumming for jer's ass

 

[whackadoo42]

I think the reason that Jeremy has so much pull with YouTube is not because he has 18 channels, or one with ~2 million subscribers, but the fact that he is likely one of YouTube's most profitable clients. He has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on YouTube advertising promoting his own videos.

I really think this may be why they take down whatever he wants them to.

I bet he has been putting 80% of whatever he has gotten from YouTube right back into their pockets.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

I've always found Cafe Bustelo too bitter/sour from tannins.

It gave me a migraine just drinking my normal amount.
MY NERVOUS SYSTEM WAS UNDER ATTACK BY THE BROKE-DICK FARMS, IF YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT IT BISH.

Funny how you mentioned BRCC because "Just Black" is actually a really excellent coffee as far as "boosted energy per cup".
The interesting thing is there really are only a few "levels" of coffee quality.
1. Folgers/Instant dirt trash that makes me want to say "nah i'm good actually".
2. Low quality brown chalk that you have to drink 5 cups and then its not worth it.
3. Most Coffee that "does the job" for 10-12 dollars a bag at the grocery. (when not on sale)
4. The highest end rich guy stuff carefully selected by a hipster with poor life choice tattoos wearing a denim apron featuring leather straps.
N/A: Whatever Starbucks puts in their coffee that somehow makes the caffeine boost last unnaturally long like how Vyvanse is d-amphetamine bonded to L-Lysine so when your body's enzymatic function breaks those bonds the amphetamine is released over longer intervals.

 

[whackadoo42]

It gave me a migraine just drinking my normal amount.
MY NERVOUS SYSTEM WAS UNDER ATTACK BY THE BROKE-DICK FARMS, IF YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT IT BISH.

Funny how you mentioned BRCC because "Just Black" is actually a really excellent coffee as far as "boosted energy per cup".
The interesting thing is there really are only a few "levels" of coffee quality.
1. Folgers/Instant dirt trash that makes me want to say "nah i'm good actually".
2. Low quality brown chalk that you have to drink 5 cups and then its not worth it.
3. Most Coffee that "does the job" for 10-12 dollars a bag at the grocery. (when not on sale)
4. The highest end rich guy stuff carefully selected by a hipster with poor life choice tattoos wearing a denim apron featuring leather straps.
N/A: Whatever Starbucks puts in their coffee that somehow makes the caffeine boost last unnaturally long like how Vyvanse is d-amphetamine bonded to L-Lysine so when your body's enzymatic function breaks those bonds the amphetamine is released over longer intervals.

Cafe Bustelo will put some extra hair on your chest.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Everyone in this thread should make a point to watch the entire Ren Faire 2 hour video with or without commentary, the clips don't do it justice. He is basically creepshotting and
narrating his perversions the entire time, within ear shot of his prey, some of whom are pre pubescent children. Really never seen anything like this, Jer would be a stealth cummer if his dick worked

Not even kidding, Wisconsin lawmakers should look at the Ren Faire stream and consider expanding their creepshotting laws based on Jeremy's behavior.

He's in public, and he's not specifically upskirting or downblousing, so I don't think it's quite illegal yet. However, he does pan over to that lady's cleavage at one point. If you were arguing in court, you could try to frame that as downblousing, but I don't think it would stick.

Seriously, imagine yourself as a woman trying to enjoy yourself at the Faire on a hot day, and because you didn't bring your burka, you are now going to be sexually harassed by the Poop Ogre. He's recording you, and broadcasting your body to the most degenerate gooners to ever walk the earth. The Poop Ogre needs to be locked up.

I'm not pearl-clutching. You could even hire a hooker to act uncomfortable around you as you call her a bar-wench and she brings you your drinks. Their services are quite expansive, but you know that, don't you, Jer? You pay that woman to come over and "cut your hair," after all. Does the discomfort have to be real for you to get turned on, Jeremy?

Edit: Oh yeah, if he had really found Christ, he would look back at himself sexually harassing women and be horrified. It's a grift, confirmed.

 

[Ultor Corporate Shill]

Rumble creator Joker is also cumming for jer's ass
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Who?

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

Rumble creator Joker is also cumming for jer's ass
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Guy seems like a nobody. I don't expect much. Not that you need a following to alog Jer, but he's acting like a big shot who has insider connections.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Who?

Small time rumble creator, he is alleging misconduct at amfest

 

[Your_deadname_here]

Look at this cluster B motherfucker.
I own dog. Buy coffee. Apparently "The_Joker" is looking into Hairhamby building his company by attacking Black Rifle Coffee, which is a de facto attack on veterans. Damn, Jer fucks up royal.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Rumble creator Joker is also cumming for jer's ass
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I pulled up the stream he did last night at 9 PM and holy fuck this guy is obnoxious.

Seriously, imagine yourself as a woman trying to enjoy yourself at the Faire on a hot day, and because you didn't bring your burka, you are now going to be sexually harassed by the Poop Ogre. He's recording you, and broadcasting your body to the most degenerate gooners to ever walk the earth. The Poop Ogre needs to be locked up.

As a fairegoer I'm mildly surprised that nobody confronted him given how loud he was right up close to the people he was creeping on, but as a midwesterner I'm also not surprised that nobody confronted him.

 

[Oxyjen]

I must have missed it but how did we go from one bull to another? How did we decide it was the RC car guy?

“Skyrone” was a meme long before Jewbull came onto the scene.

It’s only now that someone reviewed those RC videos, realized that the RC guy who Heather is all over is also her sex flying instructor, it all adds up. He’s just whiter than anyone expected so can’t be called Skyrone any more.

So there’s solid evidence for two bulls at this point.

 

[moocow]

He's in public, and he's not specifically upskirting or downblousing, so I don't think it's quite illegal yet. However, he does pan over to that lady's cleavage at one point. If you were arguing in court, you could try to frame that as downblousing, but I don't think it would stick.

Oh, no, not a "pan to cleavage!" [shock scream horror] Not in public! Not where everyone can see what he's do... oh, also also where everyone can already see what she's showing...

Nah, a line has to be drawn somewhere. "I wore a cleavage-accentuating, cleavage-enhancing costume and somebody noticed my cleavage! I DON'T UNDERSTAND! RAEP! HALP!"

Horseshit. If you are dressing up in a costume you should literally expect to be observed and photographed. That's the whole fucking point of it, else you wouldn't have bothered altering your appearance so much. If you show off your tits people are gonna look at your tits. If you don't want your cleavage captured for posterity, don't deliberately dress to enhance and flaunt it. It's not hard. Stupid bitches have done this since cameras were invented. "I'm showing you my hot body, how dare you look?!?!"

His language and actions are what deserve punishment here. Pictures from a distance are one thing, but walking up on women and saying shit like that in front of their kids is punch-worthy. Of course, this explains why renfairs are so soy-filled -- no man worth his salt would dare attend one or allow his woman to lower herself doing so, and so no men willing to beat the shit out of Hambly for this kind of crap are in attendance to stop it.

Seriously, imagine yourself as a woman trying to enjoy yourself at the Faire on a hot day, and because you didn't bring your burka, you are now going to be sexually harassed by the Poop Ogre.

lol jfc and you have the nerve to claim you're not pearl-clutching?

 

[这次我发誓死不发帖]

She does get just a little bit of slack because she has to pose next to the leaning tower of ham every now and again. Your life is on the line if he loses his balance.

"If Jeremy sharts while we're this close to him, we'll all drown. Let’s live like it's our last moment on earth. Hold me, Sky Bull!"

 

[SchizoDaemon]

I really don't get the coffee grift with Jer. Did he just hop on because he wanted to compete with conservative grifting brands like Black Rifle despite making CBC explicitly apolitical?

He copies whatever Tim Pool does. Tim Pool has a Coffee/Drinks brand called "Cast Brew Coffee". Notice that the Initialism is "CBC". That isn't a coincidence. Their products look like con-inc grifter shit.

Jeremy didn't understand that all of these products are novelties that are typically bought by mega-fans of the show.

 

[The Pulverizer]

Has anyone else noticed that at the start of every pet-related short he says "my three German Shepherds," instead of saying "my dogs," or even referring to them by name? If he truly loved his dogs, then why would he refer to them by their breed? This might be worth looking into.