🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 439 30.2%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 575 39.6%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 255 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 27 1.9%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 43 3.0%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 114 7.8%
  • Total voters
    1,453
Jannycide_Now said:
What blows my mind about Jer is how he keeps just getting drunk, tweeting up a storm, and making himself look worse.

I get the urge to do dumb shit drunk. What straggot among us can't admit to a drunk text they shouldn't have sent.

But I feel like an alcoholic has enough experience would stop for 30 seconds and say "Huh, before I go get blackout drunk for the third time this week, I'm gonna install that app that blocks Twitter from opening until the morning when I'm sober".

Are all alcoholics this shit at alcoholism? I was going to say this is the Twitter equivalent of drunk texting the girl 4 times a week after she tried to block you, then I realized he probably has done that, too.
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Drunken words are sober thoughts. Deep down, the sober version of Jeremy really, really wants to say all this stupid shit because he actually thinks it's cool and edgy and that he's impressing people with his Billy Badass, I'm a GamerGate veteran, Tombstone gif-posting antics.

This is how Jeremy actually sees himself:

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Rich Evans Ayypologist said:
Because AI video gen tools fucking suck, lol. Why do you think his new videos all have extremely simple motion, almost no lip-sync, and really repetitive movements? Because these are the easiest ways to not have the thing sperg the fuck out at you, causing you to have to waste a bunch of tokens on another take to try to get usable footage. The telltale mark of an AI-generated video is a fuckton of cuts, and that's done because you're often getting at best a few frames of useful material from any given prompt, so you have to frankenstein them together. Sometimes you god-roll, but that's one among thousands and thousands.

I didn't have a number value at the time, but I had guessed he'd spent thousands when he had his crashout earlier in the year. Grift Shop almost certainly cost this guy more than his last 3 vids shoved together, but at least it was worth it for what came out of it.
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It's legitimately news to me that AI-slop videos aren't free to make, and that makes this AI shit feel all the more dystopian
 
This thing has brought out a lot of loathsome grifters who are clearly just felting Jer because there's money in it right now. Which is fine, shit on hamplanet, he deserves it.

But I actually like Luther Morgan. He does his research and brings interesting information to the table. I hope he takes off a bit from this, I would love for him to actively dive into other cows.
 
Journoscum said:
This thing has brought out a lot of loathsome grifters who are clearly just felting Jer because there's money in it right now. Which is fine, shit on hamplanet, he deserves it.

But I actually like Luther Morgan. He does his research and brings interesting information to the table. I hope he takes off a bit from this, I would love for him to actively dive into other cows.
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Was going to defend him to the hilt until I got to the second paragraph. Luther rules, he rides the line between information and banter perfectly. I wish he'd stop shilling his Book Brand Book twice per video, though. I could forgive anyone for thinking he's only in it for book sales.
 
Evan Kor said:
While I don't like any party in this conflict, I actually have to take the hamburgers side. Not only is his last name quite tasty sounding, he's also in a war with other people I hate. So at worst, he loses which is no big deal since I don't like him anyway. However, at best, he harms other people I don't like. The more suffering he causes warski, ralph, and venti(whos' names don't deserve capitalization), the better. Its a shame they can't all fight to the death on a sinking ship in the Antarctic Ocean.
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Let me guess...this is about ethics in alogging or some shit.
 
Journoscum said:
This thing has brought out a lot of loathsome grifters who are clearly just felting Jer because there's money in it right now. Which is fine, shit on hamplanet, he deserves it.

But I actually like Luther Morgan. He does his research and brings interesting information to the table. I hope he takes off a bit from this, I would love for him to actively dive into other cows.
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I'm rooting for Luther Morgan. Going into this Hindenburg Disaster esque saga with Jer, I did not expect to come across the Bright Side Films of the Lolcow community. Congrats Jer, now I want him to do a bankrupt documentary on your old ThePublica venture.
 
Nut Vicious said:

New Luther Morgan Coffee Investigation Part 2
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You'd think Amazon would be a little more strict about this kinda stuff, especially since its showing up for me as an Amazons Choice selection

Would it be worthwhile following the Amazon link back to its origin? Aside from him seemingly ignoring Amazons requirements which makes it almost impossible it'll show up at wallmart, he would have to provide them with that information in some capacity to sell it even if its not printed on the product? Or at least they'd be able to provide information on where it was sent to them from, be it manufacturer or third party

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One thing that comes to mind about the renaissance faire clips, isn't that essentially what the Quartering made a million videos knocking Johnny Somali for, the public nuisance streaming?
 
deskgum said:
One thing that comes to mind about the renaissance faire clips, isn't that essentially what the Quartering made a million videos knocking Johnny Somali for, the public nuisance streaming?
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Spot on. Rules for thee but not for me

Jimbo29 said:
You'd think Amazon would be a little more strict about this kinda stuff, especially since its showing up for me as an Amazons Choice selection

Would it be worthwhile following the Amazon link back to its origin? Aside from him seemingly ignoring Amazons requirements which makes it almost impossible it'll show up at wallmart, he would have to provide them with that information in some capacity to sell it even if its not printed on the product? Or at least they'd be able to provide information on where it was sent to them from, be it manufacturer or third party

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How will we know if it tastes like Charlie Sheen sire?
 
Scrolling through X, YouTube and Reddit it's clear Jer is completely fucked . PPP's prediction really became true: "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"
 
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