🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 413 30.1%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 565 41.2%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 235 17.2%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 23 1.7%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 32 2.3%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 102 7.4%
  • Total voters
    1,370
Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
He sperged out at the end of last year about how he'd apparently lost 10k making AI songs (how?) expecting them to make him money (lol) instead of getting a job but after taking a couple of weeks off he seemed to have worked it out or at least learned to STFU.

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If they just played his songs once in a while, or played the new releases as they came out, that would be one thing, but considering KC includes multiple CWC videos in the intro, even swapping out sometimes for the "flavor of the month" joker/victim, and also use him almost exclusively for piss break filler, KC should have been kicking him down some dosh. I hope YT monetization is at least letting him break even.

Eta: SocialBlade says it most likely absolutely does not let him break even, but SB also says he has 3.4k subs when he has 5.6k, so whatever.
 
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All this cuck has is nostalgia because his present reality is hell.

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YaBoi said:
On topic: Jer has opened Pandora's Box. The worst possible enemy he could've made was a couple of guys covering lolcow content. His enormous digital footprint will be gleaned with a fine-toothed comb and I'm sure we'll get more gems like the renaissance faire popping up soon.
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While I don't like any party in this conflict, I actually have to take the hamburgers side. Not only is his last name quite tasty sounding, he's also in a war with other people I hate. So at worst, he loses which is no big deal since I don't like him anyway. However, at best, he harms other people I don't like. The more suffering he causes warski, ralph, and venti(whos' names don't deserve capitalization), the better. Its a shame they can't all fight to the death on a sinking ship in the Antarctic Ocean.
 
Evan Kor said:
While I don't like any party in this conflict, I actually have to take the hamburgers side. Not only is his last name quite tasty sounding, he's also in a war with other people I hate. So at worst, he loses which is no big deal since I don't like him anyway. However, at best, he harms other people I don't like. The more suffering he causes warski, ralph, and venti(whos' names don't deserve capitalization), the better. Its a shame they can't all fight to the death on a sinking ship in the Antarctic Ocean.
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Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! said:
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TheQuartering's CoffeeBrandCoffee Investigation Part 2: Food Safety Violations?​

Luther Morgan - April 23rd 2026​


(L|A)
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https://sellercentral.amazon.com/help/hub/reference/external/G201511970
https://sellercentral.amazon.com/help/hub/reference/external/G200164550
https://www.roastar.com/blog/coffee...cPajPBQEcLsqc9n0cbD2CMGxFSnmd2H7kWWwTrng288kJ
https://www.ecfr.gov/current/title-21/chapter-I/subchapter-B/part-101/subpart-B/section-101.22
https://ctmlabelingsystems.com/tips-and-requirements-for-gourmet-coffee-label-design/
https://dura-pack.com/fda-labeling-requirements-coffee/
https://www.fda.gov/media/81606/download
https://www.fda.gov/food/labeling-n...l-business-nutrition-labeling-exemption-guide

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Boogie2988 aka Steven Williams - Williams was once called the “Mister Rogers of the Internet”. He was an early Youtuber who went viral for his angry Francis character and vulnerable storytelling. He was the ultimate underdog. However, it wasn’t long till his true self was revealed. His wholesome image hid a mountain of lies and manipulations.

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iDubbbz aka Ian Washburn - Washburn ran a successful comedy channel that also offered social commentary. He was known for his wit and edgy humor. He collaborated with the biggest Youtubers of his era. After a series of controversies, lashing out at his fans, and an unsuccessful stint as a boxing promoter, he has become the very creator his used to lampoon.

TheQuartering aka Jeremy Hambly - Hambly rose to prominence making content calling out the politicization of popular culture. He was able to translate complaining about movies, celebrities, and corporations into millions of views. However, his channels quickly turned into a content factory of slop with diminishing returns.

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https://sellercentral.amazon.com/help/hub/reference/external/G201511970 (Archive)
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https://sellercentral.amazon.com/help/hub/reference/external/G200164550 (Archive)
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https://www.roastar.com/blog/coffee...cPajPBQEcLsqc9n0cbD2CMGxFSnmd2H7kWWwTrng288kJ (Archive)
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https://www.ecfr.gov/current/title-21/chapter-I/subchapter-B/part-101/subpart-B/section-101.22 (Archive)
TheQuartering_Apr24-2026_Source4.jpeg

https://ctmlabelingsystems.com/tips-and-requirements-for-gourmet-coffee-label-design/ (Archive)
TheQuartering_Apr24-2026_Source5.jpeg

https://dura-pack.com/fda-labeling-requirements-coffee/ (Archive)
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https://www.fda.gov/media/81606/download (Archive)
See PDF attachment

https://www.fda.gov/food/labeling-n...l-business-nutrition-labeling-exemption-guide (Archive)
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Late and gay, but attaching YT chat logs for the last two streams. The gaming cope stream chat had a lot more troll activity - a total of 16 mentions of "bull", as opposed to 5 the previous stream. Might be worth combing through for shits and giggles.
 

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Has anyone taken a deep dive yet into the Amazon reviews for his coffee? Not saying they're fake but I've seen some accounts with 5 star reviews with no other reviews across the site. Amazon is absolutely rampet with review manipulations it's hard to tell what is and isn't real.
 
HE'S NON-COMPLIANT!
HE DOESN'T FOLLOW FDA REGULATIONS IN REGARDS TO HIS FLAVORED COFFEE LABELING!
HE DOESN'T VALUE FOOD SAFETY!
WHHOOOOAAAA BUDDDYYYYY
 
Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
He sperged out at the end of last year about how he'd apparently lost 10k making AI songs (how?)
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Because AI video gen tools fucking suck, lol. Why do you think his new videos all have extremely simple motion, almost no lip-sync, and really repetitive movements? Because these are the easiest ways to not have the thing sperg the fuck out at you, causing you to have to waste a bunch of tokens on another take to try to get usable footage. The telltale mark of an AI-generated video is a fuckton of cuts, and that's done because you're often getting at best a few frames of useful material from any given prompt, so you have to frankenstein them together. Sometimes you god-roll, but that's one among thousands and thousands.

I didn't have a number value at the time, but I had guessed he'd spent thousands when he had his crashout earlier in the year. Grift Shop almost certainly cost this guy more than his last 3 vids shoved together, but at least it was worth it for what came out of it.

This reminds me that Jer had some retarded take like half a year ago about how AI was gonna invalidate making videos or something stupid like that. I dismissed it at the time as him being retarded, grifter getting grifted, but maybe it was an early sign of his impending crashout: catastrophizing that his livelihood was under attack! Only for he himself to be the one to actually imperil it
 
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