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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
cuke call with Frank Hassle and Alex B


Smegward said:
Could Sam not being involved in the show be an attempt at main-streaming it?
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no, but this will be the narrative. @MA5B is mostly correct, but I also think that Sam and Jet had different, conflicting visions for the show akin to Sam wanting it to be an anthology series where they try different shit every season and Jet wanting it to be more of a "real" gameshow/content house hybrid.
 
Mörkö said:
it stresses Jet out which gets me worried.
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It needs to be clarified the crux of this stress was tardwrangling first Kevin then Angie. Kevin was getting to the point where he was randomly screaming at people and the clubs security was hovering around him. I really doubt they burned any bridges last night, but if Kevin had bum rushed Clav or thrown up over some hoes it would have. Jet played it safe, probably too safe, but he was right to do so. I still agree though with Letty they need to bring a 4th full time production guy down to just fully tardwrangle, thats it, not be a personality, not film, not produce, literally just keep the tards on a very short leash and let Ben, Jet, and Letty cook. I'm sure the impression from most is that IRL streaming is easy, but most IRL streamers dont have to keep severely autistic manchildren from drinking themselves to death.
 
Smegward said:
where do they even sell sleeveless hoodies?
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at nigga shops
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The Real Taylor Swift said:
It needs to be clarified the crux of this stress was tardwrangling first Kevin then Angie. Kevin was getting to the point where he was randomly screaming at people and the clubs security was hovering around him. I really doubt they burned any bridges last night, but if Kevin had bum rushed Clav or thrown up over some hoes it would have. Jet played it safe, probably too safe, but he was right to do so
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100% agree, anyone who’s had to wrangle drunk retards knows how Jet felt last night. Even if Kevin and Angie were playing up how drunk they were, Jet had no way of knowing how much was real. Kevin bum rushing Clav (or the stream otherwise deteriorating) would have been funny as shit though.
 
Letty honestly isn't bringing much to the table as far as bits or production goes. and hasn't been. Jet was right to be upset. Plus she wanted to go clout chase in Clav's bar lmao. She was on camera with him for 2 seconds and asked the most unfunny shit, it was pretty cringe. He had better rapport with fucking Aryeh lol. That was pretty funny. Kevin sucks. This was a fun experiment or whatever I enjoyed most of it and also fucking hate clubs, so I get Jet. I am sick of Letty tbh. Let her go clout chase and fuck Looksmaxxing Andy or whatever.
 
Clavicular's roommate is probably the reason Letty was upset about Jet dragging them home


He wants to "fuck her chud ass"
 
MA5B said:
How many male 'roommates' does this nigga have?
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He's renting a 10 bedroom mansion and since he's statusmaxxed he filled it with looksmaxxers paying him rent. That kick money is really good for the top streamers so I get why Jet wants a piece of it
 
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Sam's reason for not being on Fishtank is simple: he does not want to leave Rhode Island and probably does not care about messing with random ugly retards who are hours away from his home, even if it would make him money. My main reason for watching FT was Sam. Jet will never have the charisma and comedic chops that Sam has. Never. Bam is cool, but not a good host; he was not even really a host, and I don't care about those random retards. Yeah, yeah, Bingo and Banjo, they are just Josie Money Machine 2.0.
Sam has said numerous times that he dislikes streaming and considers it the lowest-IQ form of entertainment, but he knows it will make him money. But just one thing: how can you guys watch Jet? He's literally just some guy, he's not funny, not cool, he's nothing... so?
 
RandomTrick said:
Sam's reason for not being on Fishtank is simple: he does not want to leave Rhode Island and probably does not care about messing with random ugly retards who are hours away from his home, even if it would make him money. My main reason for watching FT was Sam. Jet will never have the charisma and comedic chops that Sam has. Never. Bam is cool, but not a good host; he was not even really a host, and I don't care about those random retards. Yeah, yeah, Bingo and Banjo, they are just Josie Money Machine 2.0.
Sam has said numerous times that he dislikes streaming and considers it the lowest-IQ form of entertainment, but he knows it will make him money. But just one thing: how can you guys watch Jet? He's literally just some guy, he's not funny, not cool, he's nothing... so?
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we are mostly watching for the fish and ben
 
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