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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    780
Sam's reason for not being on Fishtank is simple: he does not want to leave Rhode Island and probably does not care about messing with random ugly retards who are hours away from his home, even if it would make him money. My main reason for watching FT was Sam. Jet will never have the charisma and comedic chops that Sam has. Never. Bam is cool, but not a good host; he was not even really a host, and I don't care about those random retards. Yeah, yeah, Bingo and Banjo, they are just Josie Money Machine 2.0.
Sam has said numerous times that he dislikes streaming and considers it the lowest-IQ form of entertainment, but he knows it will make him money. But just one thing: how can you guys watch Jet? He's literally just some guy, he's not funny, not cool, he's nothing... so?
"you guys don't simp for Sam like I do & you actually LIKE fishtank? wtf"
 

Jet finds the clip of drunk Angie getting naked on streamstars and shares it with the boys. He's been embracing the "sex pest" accusations now that Sam isn't involved
 
He's been embracing the "sex pest" accusations now that Sam isn't involved
Sam's style of ignore, ignore, ignore, silently ban etc. is probably the right call with something like Marky but Jet's sins aren't as bad, despite his best efforts. I think him letting it play out is for the best (it's also funnier than cucking TTS).
 
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Landon's live 50 minutes late, using his phone because his webcam's in the mail, and he accidentally set it so a notification plays every time somebody follows. Following this season's theme of justin.tv streams from all the fish.
 
Jet's sins aren't as bad, despite his best efforts. I think him letting it play out is for the best
I never really got the "Jet Epstein" stuff. Most mid 20s guys that actively try to get laid have fucked a 18 year old or two and having a roster of girls isn't really comparable to the Sam Hyde accusations
 
I never really got the "Jet Epstein" stuff. Most mid 20s guys that actively try to get laid have fucked a 18 year old or two and having a roster of girls isn't really comparable to the Sam Hyde accusations
Almost like the claims came up right around the time a certain someone tried to start a Fishtank replacement stream
 
I never really got the "Jet Epstein" stuff. Most mid 20s guys that actively try to get laid have fucked a 18 year old or two. Having a roster of girls isn't really comparable to the Sam Hyde accusations
It's more of a Weinstein thing. Hags want to say anything under 25 is predatory, Jet is in his 20s.

The creepy and predatory part is that he's casting chicks because he's into them, and he uses the show to try to fuck them. He's the only person who inserts himself (as himself) into the show and tries to big dog or create a social hierarchy where he's the man holding the keys to e-fame.

I'm of the opinion that if any of-age, consenting female wants to fuck Jet for any reason that's on her. He doesn't really hide how much of a scummy wigger he is, he wears it proudly.
 
I never really got the "Jet Epstein" stuff. Most mid 20s guys that actively try to get laid have fucked a 18 year old or two and having a roster of girls isn't really comparable to the Sam Hyde accusations
It was really only ever funny because he got defensive about it. It's not that bad in the grand scheme of things. The fact he's lightening up a bit about it is a good sign.
 
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