🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 428 30.3%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 569 40.3%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 247 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 24 1.7%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 38 2.7%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 105 7.4%
  • Total voters
    1,411
The Wokest said:
is this the type of vacation where he pre-recorded and still uploads videos?
Because I think the algorithm can rape-fuck him even more if he stops uploading for a week.
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Don't take my word for it, but my understanding is he's still recording new slop, but he won't do the daily live show with M & HBC.

He also did a "gaming" live stream yesterday and had a full-on drunken twitter crashout after, so nothing much has changed so far during his vacation.
 
Rekieta's Coked-Out Kid said:
This ordeal has brought out a ton of youtubers that are almost as bad as Jeremy in terms of their presentation behaviors. A lot of these fucks are probably just calling him out because they know they're next on the list of falling grifters and are looking to buy a little extra time before they get their own threads blowing up around here.

Smash JT for example is fucking insufferable, as I have seen others also post here. Over half his stream, he's reading superchats and playing cringe boomer AI songs and videos from his paypigs. It's been said here that he got a pass from Alyssa Mercante, but in reality, it should be the opposite.

The Sweet Baby Inc fiasco was an amazing opportunity to bring real mainstream awareness to what is essentially a social-engineering conspiracy within gaming. Huge corps, NGOs, media outlets, federal governments, Larry Fink&Co, etc all actively propping up globohomo bullshit despite being immensely unpopular with their consumer base. Then in comes in this nigger (along with many others) and his obnoxious bullshit completely derailing whatever the movement was into "HEY LOOK AT ALYSSA, SHES CRAZY, LOOK AT THIS ONE PERSON RATHER THAN THE BIGGER COLLUSION, WHOA! ALYSSA MERCANTE IS A SEX WORKER WHOA THIS IS THE REAL STORY, OH NOOOOOOES ALYSSA JUST SUED ME PEOPLE PLZ HALP HERES THE UPDATE ON ALYSSA AND THE LAWSUIT CUZ THIS IS THE REAL STORY"

Fuck you Smash. People like you and Jer are part of the problem. You enter into situations and causes seeking attention and gains for yourselves and you're either too stupid to see the bigger picture, or you just don't care in the first place. We need to cull these circles of influence on youtube and elsewhere from these parasites.
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This is 100% correct. It’s the same garbage that derailed Gamergate back then. I’ve said it before in another thread, but never trust paid activists (in this case, youtubers like the Quartering). They have a vested interest in keeping things going and have no interest in solving the problem.
 
By the way. Why is Hambly suddenly using the nigger lingo "lie on my name" or "lie on me"? Is Jeremy a nigger now? Do he also be saying "aks"?
 
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Yawning Asperchu said:
Is having random spasms a prerequisite for being a big streamer? Ethan Klein has the Tourette eyebrows, Destiny has the sliding jaw and Jeremy has that random head sweeping motion he does all the time. It shouldn't annoy me as much as it does, but it's on top of already being repulsive to look at and boring to listen to.
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Think about what spasms Rekieta has, and the reason will become clear.

Adamska said:
Personally, I think that's why he has to pay Maggie 100k a year to "cut his hair".
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Especially these days. It's not as if there's a great deal of it to cut, and it's all hidden under his UPS driver cope cap anyway.
 
Quartering has 2 million channel followers (allegedly). If he stopped chasing the algorithm while desperately trying to get new viewers and instead focused on catering to the viewers that he already has then he would be doing so much better right now, say what you will about his slop content but a lot of people out there like his slop content, but the slop quality has been declining the more desperate Jer gets.

Word of mouth is more valuable than discoverability, if you want proof of this then Take Kino Casino for instance, it's discoverability is practically nil and no one would think to go to Kick to watch them if not for word of mouth, they are incredibly successful despite being on a backwater site.

Quartering needs to relax, put down the beer and stop worshipping at the alter of that all powerful algorithm, he will be happier for it, his content may improve, at least for the people who used to watch him, and a happier and better focused Jer will succeed better than whatever he's killing himself over doing right now, this break might actually be good for him in that respect, it might give him some perspective.

That being said the Quarterplanet is a lolcow, he will not take a break, he will not put down the beer, he will not self reflect, and he will not improve, he will continue to spiral. Prove me wrong Jer.
 
 
that_monika said:
Sorry if someone's already said this, but I haven't heard the take yet and I wanted to share my theory:

I think Jeremy is nigger rich. I think he has spent his considerable earnings in the same way as a soundcloud rapper who got a few big hits and started getting money does. If a nigger rich person gets cut a 10k check, they spend it on clothes, shoes, jewelry, etc. If they get cut a 50k check, they spend 100k on a car. If they get cut a 200k check, they spend 500k on day crib n sheit. And when the money dries up, because it's unsustainable, the bill comes due and they have no way of paying it. His watches, the plane(s), the RC track, the big house, the vanity projects, and so on, are all him spending like a darkie who got a couple big hits on soundcloud, or got signed to a big sports team for a hefty contract.

This would explain his apparent growing stress, and his desperation to inflate his view count to fraudulently misrepresent himself to advertisers: it's not that he isn't hasn't earned a lot of money, or that isn't still earning money, it's that he spends it as he gets it, and takes out loans against his future earnings, which are now beginning to dwindle. With revenue contracting, the debt he's taken out is likely becoming, or appearing to become, a very serious issue. This appears to be supported by his home equity loan, but I wouldn't be surprised if that was just the tip of the iceberg.
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I so want that Caleb Hammer episode.
 
rearden_steel said:
almost forgot to add this miscellaneous felt

here Jer has the audacity to call an other man fat and having a bad taste for clothing.
also obviously right after he decides to perv on some random woman
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"I don't like the high waisted pants, it's not for me" Yeah no wonder with that fucking gunt of yours. You couldn't wear them even if you wanted to. :story:
 
rearden_steel said:
so in this conclusion blackour Jer continues to creep on women, and manage to creep out a couple.
then he gloats about how he thinks they would be unable to do anything to him.
i am genuinely disappointed that no woman decided to call security on this perv's ass, that would have been hilarious and extremely well deserved.
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What is wrong with this man? I'm not saying it would be right but I'd kind of get it if he was in his mid 20s, took care of himself, and single. Just a dude on the prowl.

But he's not. He's a grossly overweight man in his 40s and married.

Perhaps he isn't too far off from Rekieta. Rekieta longed for the "lost years of his 20s" that he perceived he missed out on because he was married. QuarterPounder is probably doing the same thing.

It was pretty depressing hearing him discuss wanting to live alone. It just guaranteed for me that he is in a loveless marriage and there probably was a guy banging his wife while he's getting wasted at the renfair. That's sad. Suffah Jer.
 
Tomishamyoto said:
Don't take my word for it, but my understanding is he's still recording new slop, but he won't do the daily live show with M & HBC.

He also did a "gaming" live stream yesterday and had a full-on drunken twitter crashout after, so nothing much has changed so far during his vacation.
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I heard that hannah quit and this is part of why he crashed out. SUFFAH JER
 
Nut Vicious said:
She's cooked after these DMs nobody is going to have her on their show. She's going down with the SS Hamtanic.
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At least you specified “going down with” and not “going down down on.” But she was already cooked. GoonerGate alone gave her surface of the sun levels of heat.
Rekieta's Coked-Out Kid said:
she is a massive cunt. spoiled brat thinking its all about her. absolutely no concept of morality.
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Absolutely. Like any woman that knows she attractive, she leverages men’s desire for her into getting out of any accountability. All she has been doing, especially since she started her Go Boom grift, has been to cultivate an image of being the good, based Christian gamer gurl next door when what she really is is just a massive clout chasing gold digger.
I'mma real anime gurl said:
Her grift is all about her; that's why she married Johnny Junkers for playing dress up as her favorite character, that's why she larps Christianity with a pants shitting gooner simp, and that's why she'll leave his ass for Razorfist once the money dries up.
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This puts a metric shot ton of pressure on the closeted faggot. She’s shown herself to be all about that money; if Johnny fucks up by getting fucked by a guy and it goes public, he’s done, she’ll pull that rip cord and take half his stuff in the divorce. And remember, Johnny has a history of cheating on his partners. Is anyone betting on the serial cheater being able to keep it in his pants, for the rest of his life? Once again, all I ask, Melonie, is that when you finally split from Johnny, please make it messy and public. I want that arrogant, fake tough guy, wannabe grifter humiliated completely; it’ll make for great entertainment.

Also, she’s not interested in Razorfist, which is honestly for his best. She’s into the nerdy gym bro Asians, Razor is none of that.
Rekieta's Coked-Out Kid said:
The DMs with Craig and her botched Quartering-apologetic video makes that abundantly clear. It's all "Me", "I", "My" the entire time. Unable to discuss the topic at hand for what it is. She MUST make everything about her that she can. There are neither noble nor ignoble actions done by others, only what they can do for her.

The Jesus she claims to follow completely BTFO'd her behavior.
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Millennial woman that was in an entertainment industry. That is all.
Gulls on Film said:
She's desperate. She knows she's walled and her old gamer girl grift doesn't work when she's 40. She panic married a gay cosplayer who doesn't make enough to support her. Her new Christian grift is a dead fish, like her favorite sex position. She has no core audience. She's going to ride the Ham Whale until he stops squirting money out of his blowhole, and then hope a few of Jer's actual boomer fans follow her and she can live out her days juicing 3 to 5 whale simps like DSP.
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She’ll follow the same strat with Johnny. And I can’t wait until he gets blindsided with divorce papers. This is it for her, both internet grifter wise and relationship wise. She’ll cash out everything and everyone in the coming years. Like you said, she knows she’s walled and wants to secure her bag to land as safely as possible because once Quartering is through, so is she, and since no one will want a 2x divorced 40 something tatted up gold digger, she wants to set it up that she doesn’t have to ever worry about money again. Johnny, you fucked up. As red pillers like to say: she was never yours, it was just your turn.
 
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