🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Jay2U]

Jesus Christ. How did this fucking guy EVER have fans?? He's a fat fucking manchild playing with literal toys!

I used to watch him 15 years ago... I had no idea until a couple of days ago

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Craig's DMs with Melonie:

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She doesn't care about the shorts thing because she does it too.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=q8ebMbrOjLkBattle Hymn of the Jer Force

Yeah okay archiving that

 

[Sneed 'N Things]

He has better chances of getting pregnant. Or getting his wife pregnant, for that matter.

With that big ol gut you'd swear Jer is pretty far a long in the pregnancy though, lmao!

 

[Axel]

Apperently you can’t ask about his pulse checking View attachment 8899726

When he dies from the alcohol abuse and clogged arteries from all the the baconators he's swallowed he's going to see that same pop up.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=q8ebMbrOjLkBattle Hymn of the Jer Force

Yeah okay archiving that
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[RMQualtrough]

Craig wouldn't allow Jer on.
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Tells him to get off the internet and log off

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Jer is not happy about Craig big dogging him.

Craig fucked up BAD.

Jeremy was blackout drunk. If he got on mic he would've been slurring, completely humiliating himself beyond belief, possibly audibly shitting his pants, and also would be prone to having private info or confessions extracted from him with the mildest pressing.

 

[Arcadian Stag]

Craig fucked up BAD.

Jeremy was blackout drunk. If he got on mic he would've been slurring, completely humiliating himself beyond belief, possibly audibly shitting his pants, and also would be prone to having private info or confessions extracted from him with the mildest pressing.

You know as well as I do he would never actually do it, Jer Always Cucks Out.

 

[Ancap Virgin]

Craig's DMs with Melonie:

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Genuine question, why is she willing to defend Jer to the bitter end? At this point I'm starting to think that they've actually had sex somehow. Also when did Quarter Pounder stick his neck out for Mel

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Not a fucking chance he goes 24 hours without tweeting again.

Twitter has a better chance of lasting 24 hours than him going without a drink in 24 hours.
The odds either way are not good.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

she is a massive cunt. spoiled brat thinking its all about her. absolutely no concept of morality.

Her grift is all about her; that's why she married Johnny Junkers for playing dress up as her favorite character, that's why she larps Christianity with a pants shitting gooner simp, and that's why she'll leave his ass for Razorfist once the money dries up.

 

[Soapmore]

Poor Jer. He has to keep crashing out to keep the Joon the King video from coming out. He's stuck in a retarded alcoholic lolcow version of Speed.

He really is on a bad... trajerctory.

 

[Rekieta's Coked-Out Kid]

Craig fucked up BAD.

Jeremy was blackout drunk. If he got on mic he would've been slurring, completely humiliating himself beyond belief, possibly audibly shitting his pants, and also would be prone to having private info or confessions extracted from him with the mildest pressing.

Maybe, but he's known for just completely wasting peoples time when he goes in a vchat and he was probably drunk all those times too. Also, knowing that Jeremy was seething after getting bigtimed by what he thinks is a lesser person is sufficient for me.

 

[Ancap Virgin]

Craig fucked up BAD.

Jeremy was blackout drunk. If he got on mic he would've been slurring, completely humiliating himself beyond belief, possibly audibly shitting his pants, and also would be prone to having private info or confessions extracted from him with the mildest pressing.

Counterpoint: he would've just done what he tried to do to Jim back in the day, like say the N word or some other edgy shit just to get Craig banned off YouTube

 

[Soapmore]

Craig fucked up BAD.

Jeremy was blackout drunk. If he got on mic he would've been slurring, completely humiliating himself beyond belief, possibly audibly shitting his pants, and also would be prone to having private info or confessions extracted from him with the mildest pressing.

I know what you mean and I wanted it too, but I think Craig made the better choice. He said he wanted to spend time with his family and he did. And that's a good example, especially with a drunk Hambly begging for a bad faith slopfest.

 

[FederalInvestigation]

She legit thinks he's her "friend" and not just a beta orbiter simp trying to sleep with her, which would destroy her marriage with the homo also (and Jeremy would definitely do it if she offered, rather than talk sense into her about cheating).

Yes that's right, she really is THAT stupid!!!!

She knows he is a beta orbiter simp just waiting for the moment she weakens or slips on a banana peel and lands on his dick and all he needs is air and opportunity; she also knows that he is trying to construct a situation where that can happen. If she did not know she would not have been mouthing "help me" at Whorennah when Jeremy was trying to get her cornered and alone to "watch the football game" while they were doing their live on bum's row.

 

[Rekieta's Coked-Out Kid]

Genuine question, why is she willing to defend Jer to the bitter end? At this point I'm starting to think that they've actually had sex somehow. Also when did Quarter Pounder stick his neck out for Mel

She doesn't have any grasp on the concept of morality, and she doesn't give a fuck about reputation because she thinks she can just bat her eyes and control the audience like she had probably gotten away with for most of her life. It's because she has no better current offers. It's purely money. Same reason why she left SS for Quartercast. She is never going to be offered $500/episode from anyone else ever again. She will ride that out until she can't go no more.

 

[Trans Randy]

Genuine question, why is she willing to defend Jer to the bitter end?

Money.
Literally just money.
She's a worthless person even in the Maga grifter sphere. But Jer pays her to be his little female dancing monkey. No conviction, no personal opinions, whatever the fat neckbeard says, goes.

 

[The Hungry African]

Genuine question, why is she willing to defend Jer to the bitter end? At this point I'm starting to think that they've actually had sex somehow. Also when did Quarter Pounder stick his neck out for Mel

If Jer's other financial decisions are anything to go by I'd say he is paying far more than what she is worth. Tell me that isn't a guy that will spend ridiculous amount of money on women to try get them to sleep with him.

 

[Rekieta's Coked-Out Kid]

Her grift is all about her

The DMs with Craig and her botched Quartering-apologetic video makes that abundantly clear. It's all "Me", "I", "My" the entire time. Unable to discuss the topic at hand for what it is. She MUST make everything about her that she can. There are neither noble nor ignoble actions done by others, only what they can do for her.

The Jesus she claims to follow completely BTFO'd her behavior.