💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Bungleboy]

You know who Scalfani is? He's the guy in those trashy cookware commercials who fucks up simple stuff before they introduce the gimmicky product.

 

[Iä! Iä!]

Also, I can't stand how he always covers his mouth when talking

I'd say that's one of his very few redeeming qualities. Would be even better if he would swallow before talking.

 

[Adamska]

You know who Scalfani is? He's the guy in those trashy cookware commercials who fucks up simple stuff before they introduce the gimmicky product.

But he can't even use them. He almost broke his magic bullet blender twice and then got pissy with it for his own cooking fuck-ups. I honest to god don't know how he gets freebies unless he's lying about them like he lies about how good his stuff is (seriously, he gives the same canned responses).

 

[Religion is Dead]

But he can't even use them. He almost broke his magic bullet blender twice and then got pissy with it for his own cooking fuck-ups. I honest to god don't know how he gets freebies unless he's lying about them like he lies about how good his stuff is (seriously, he gives the same canned responses).

I honestly think he just buys them himself and says that the company sent it to him to try out to sound bigger than he really is. No sane company would send a guy that is notorious for using things incorrectly without implicit rules on how to use it.

 

[FemalePresident]

I honestly think he just buys them himself and says that the company sent it to him to try out to sound bigger than he really is. No sane company would send a guy that is notorious for using things incorrectly without implicit rules on how to use it.

lol that's sad

And being Jack, highly possible.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

I honestly think he just buys them himself and says that the company sent it to him to try out to sound bigger than he really is. No sane company would send a guy that is notorious for using things incorrectly without implicit rules on how to use it.

Why wouldn't a cooking appliance company want to have their product associated with salmonella?

 

[Aaway]

any company that actually sends their products for jack to review is clearly desperate to get the word out through any means possible

they see this guy on youtube with a "cooking show" and a couple 100k subs and figure it's a good idea. instead they find that he incorrectly used the product, blamed his incompetence on it, and told his viewers that he wouldn't recommend it

 

[AnOminous]

any company that actually sends their products for jack to review is clearly desperate to get the word out through any means possible

they see this guy on youtube with a "cooking show" and a couple 100k subs and figure it's a good idea. instead they find that he incorrectly used the product, blamed his incompetence on it, and told his viewers that he wouldn't recommend it

tbh if you actually deliberately associate your product with an incompetent "cook" who serves raw meat and toxic sludge to people, you have pretty much publicly smeared your product with shit and deserve whatever you get.

I'm pretty sure Jack buys most of this crap himself and just pretends he was sponsored.

 

[Religion is Dead]

tbh if you actually deliberately associate your product with an incompetent "cook" who serves raw meat and toxic sludge to people, you have pretty much publicly smeared your product with shit and deserve whatever you get.

I'm pretty sure Jack buys most of this crap himself and just pretends he was sponsored.

The fact that in quite a few videos he mentions that he "Just got off the phone with the owner/president" just reeks of he bought it himself.

 

[FemalePresident]

lol when gets passive-aggressive near the end. Also, am I seeing wrong or there's some pink on the burger?

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BEYAZiZYkuU
lol when gets passive-aggressive near the end. Also, am I seeing wrong or there's some pink on the burger?

A little pink in the middle is great and AMERICAN despite the increased disease risk.

Just be glad it's not red in the middle just some of other Jack's abominations.

 

[Aaway]

jack jr is annoying

 

[Aladdin_Insane]

jack jr is annoying

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9yXPucwIc0E

What I love about that opening is how much you can tell that Jack is frustrated by his son but wants to be the good christian and not let it get to him. Love the end of the intro too. Jr don't a give any fucks.

 

[badluckfistfuck]

He's on the verge of strangling him like his other son.

 

[FemalePresident]

lol do you think Jack Jr will follow his father's footsteps? Or he will just become as exceptional as he is?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I kind of like Jack Jr just because he pisses his dad off all the time.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Jack Jr is about one broken stromboli away from daddy taking off his belt again.

 

[Bugaboo]

It's like the opposite of when Gordon Ramsey does nice cooking videos with his son who he loves, Jack does bad cooking videos with his son who he hates.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

It's like the opposite of when Gordon Ramsey does nice cooking videos with his son who he loves, Jack does bad cooking videos with his son who he hates.

Oh man, I'm just imagining Jack on Hell's Kitchen instead of that Dragon's Den knock-off that he was on.

I think Ramsay would lose his voice after the fiftieth, "IT'S FUCKING RAW CHICKEN!"

 

[AnOminous]

I think Ramsay would lose his voice after the fiftieth, "IT'S FUCKING RAW CHICKEN!"

"This pork is so fucking raw I heard it oink!"