💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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You know who Scalfani is? He's the guy in those trashy cookware commercials who fucks up simple stuff before they introduce the gimmicky product.
 
You know who Scalfani is? He's the guy in those trashy cookware commercials who fucks up simple stuff before they introduce the gimmicky product.
But he can't even use them. He almost broke his magic bullet blender twice and then got pissy with it for his own cooking fuck-ups. I honest to god don't know how he gets freebies unless he's lying about them like he lies about how good his stuff is (seriously, he gives the same canned responses).
 
But he can't even use them. He almost broke his magic bullet blender twice and then got pissy with it for his own cooking fuck-ups. I honest to god don't know how he gets freebies unless he's lying about them like he lies about how good his stuff is (seriously, he gives the same canned responses).

I honestly think he just buys them himself and says that the company sent it to him to try out to sound bigger than he really is. No sane company would send a guy that is notorious for using things incorrectly without implicit rules on how to use it.
 
I honestly think he just buys them himself and says that the company sent it to him to try out to sound bigger than he really is. No sane company would send a guy that is notorious for using things incorrectly without implicit rules on how to use it.

lol that's sad

And being Jack, highly possible.
 
I honestly think he just buys them himself and says that the company sent it to him to try out to sound bigger than he really is. No sane company would send a guy that is notorious for using things incorrectly without implicit rules on how to use it.

Why wouldn't a cooking appliance company want to have their product associated with salmonella?
 
any company that actually sends their products for jack to review is clearly desperate to get the word out through any means possible

they see this guy on youtube with a "cooking show" and a couple 100k subs and figure it's a good idea. instead they find that he incorrectly used the product, blamed his incompetence on it, and told his viewers that he wouldn't recommend it
 
any company that actually sends their products for jack to review is clearly desperate to get the word out through any means possible

they see this guy on youtube with a "cooking show" and a couple 100k subs and figure it's a good idea. instead they find that he incorrectly used the product, blamed his incompetence on it, and told his viewers that he wouldn't recommend it

tbh if you actually deliberately associate your product with an incompetent "cook" who serves raw meat and toxic sludge to people, you have pretty much publicly smeared your product with shit and deserve whatever you get.

I'm pretty sure Jack buys most of this crap himself and just pretends he was sponsored.
 
tbh if you actually deliberately associate your product with an incompetent "cook" who serves raw meat and toxic sludge to people, you have pretty much publicly smeared your product with shit and deserve whatever you get.

I'm pretty sure Jack buys most of this crap himself and just pretends he was sponsored.

The fact that in quite a few videos he mentions that he "Just got off the phone with the owner/president" just reeks of he bought it himself.
 

lol when gets passive-aggressive near the end. Also, am I seeing wrong or there's some pink on the burger?
 
It's like the opposite of when Gordon Ramsey does nice cooking videos with his son who he loves, Jack does bad cooking videos with his son who he hates.
 
It's like the opposite of when Gordon Ramsey does nice cooking videos with his son who he loves, Jack does bad cooking videos with his son who he hates.

Oh man, I'm just imagining Jack on Hell's Kitchen instead of that Dragon's Den knock-off that he was on.

I think Ramsay would lose his voice after the fiftieth, "IT'S FUCKING RAW CHICKEN!"
 
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