🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Trans Randy]

Spoiler

videoplayback.mp4

This might be his laziest short yet.

And even the original is fake and gay staged shit.
Seriously Jer, why? Is this how you're trying to buy your wife back from Adam as part of your 10 year long Indecent Proposal deal?

 

[FatWhiteGuy]

I'll never understand the cuck fetish thing. It's like a soft way of saying you hate being alive.

 

[Ultor Corporate Shill]

I'll never understand the cuck fetish thing. It's like a soft way of saying you hate being alive.

It's literally porn based mind breaking. They can only cum in third person.

 

[Flippin Floppin]

The intro on his shorts can often be applied to any random video.

 

[rearden_steel]

this is a new undiscovered be your ownit jerjer video

of course it is about making money the only thing he truly cares about

and also we have some new info about how it was sold

 

[quarter_grifter]

guys i found info about beyourownit.
it was on facebook so all the quality will be super shit, no complainers, i had to pull it on my phone since ,my pc and my wifi router have been flagged for "suspicious activities".
FUCK ZUCKERBERG.

YT has blocked my personal Jer archival project after I snagged about 1300 videos. I've got the subtitle search, clipping, and ai analysis all ready to go, I just can't figure out how to get the rest of the videos. I've tried every workaround documented in yt_dlp for cookies and authorization, and they're still fucking me over. The only technique I'm aware of that I haven't tried is VPN, which I don't have access to.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

♫ Jeremy pooped his pants today ♫

"I got something to say
I shit my pants at WalMart today today
And it doesn’t matter much to me
As long as it’s not shared..."

 

[gunt cat]

10 days and 500 pages later.
I haven't seen a lolcow thread go meteoric like this since Rekieta.

 

[SchizoDaemon]

I've tried every workaround documented in yt_dlp for cookies and authorization, and they're still fucking me over. The only technique I'm aware of that I haven't tried is VPN, which I don't have access to.

You could try power cycling your router, depending on how your ISP assigns IP addresses it may give you a new IP address.

 

[quarter_grifter]

amfest creepfest.mp4
The intro on his shorts can often be applied to any random video.

Of course though, like this is some kind of own? If YOU were managing the biggest media empire on the internet, were a CEO of a coffee company about to EXPLODE onto walmart shelves having to deal with billionaire investors who aren't as business savvy as you, AND running a dark web illegal porn broadcasting network out of your mansion, barely even having enough free time to watch random jews fuck your wife with just enough violence to resurrect your dead penis for a 5 minute wank session, you'd appreciate how EFFICIENT it is to only have to record 3 or 4 generic intros so you never have to worry about doing it ever again!

 

[AGL Blue Bros]

Spoiler

videoplayback.mp4

This might be his laziest short yet.

This nigger added one whole second of commentary to a video under 2 minutes long what a fucking bum

 

[quarter_grifter]

You could try power cycling your router, depending on how your ISP assigns IPs it may give you a new IP.

Tried that, though I didn't actually check if my ip was new. If my ISP does reassign the address, it's almost guaranteed it wouldn't have been the same

 

[Jace on ice]

It's so funny how many of these based and redpilled anti woke trad dudes have a story that ends with "so then I started jerking off to ugly niggers raping my girlfriend/wife."

 

[Stupor Mario]

View attachment 8883879
"I got something to say
I shit my pants at WalMart today today
And it doesn’t matter much to me
As long as it’s not shared..."

"I've got something to say,
You need to buy Coffee Brand Coffee today
If you don't like it, it doesn't matter much to me,
So long as I get fed."

"Sweet addict's death
Just waiting for your breath
Come, sweet bull, one last caress (of my wife)"

 

[Varicose Veins]

The Incredible Salt Mine:

Episode 29 Clips:

Spoiler: Clips

Jeremy makes fun of Andy:

Jeremy got Escapist to make an apology to him:

Bonus Bearings brothers bachelor party:

Episode 30 clips:

Spoiler: Clips

Jeremy on Nulls answer to New Zealand police:

Jeremy on his wife wanting a tattoo:

Jeremy would not make jokes about cumming on his cat:

Episode 31 clips:

Spoiler: Clips

Jeremy wishing a viewers daughter happy birthday:

Jeremy on Lauren Southern and her sister:

Episode 32 nonthing, fucking worthless.

Episode 33 clips:

Spoiler: Clips

Jeremy on Ralph and Soph:

Jeremy on if Destiny had sex with his wife:

Jeremy telling us his romantic proposal to his wife:

Episode 34 clips:

Spoiler: Clips

Jeremy on Aim AIm AIm:

Jeremy on the Coach Red Pill rumors about Andy and Ralph:

Episode 35 clip:

Spoiler: Clips

Jeremy on his wife birthday:

Episode 36 clips:

Spoiler: Clips

Jeremy more on Aim Aim Aim:

Jeremy telling us his info is out there 7 years ago:

Jeremy on his lawsuit:

Jeremy still seething at Jim:

Jeremy getting called a cuck by the chat:

Jeremy says Tim Pool should embrace being bald:

Jeremy saying Nigger Faggot sound clip for anyone in need:

Episode 37 clips:

Spoiler: Clips

Jeremys favorite fast food is Qdoba (foreshadowing):

Jeremys conclusion to the lawsuit:

Jeremy has allegedly turned down pussy:

Jeremy would have sex with men for money:

Episode 38 clip:

Spoiler: Clip

Jeremy on veiled threats about deplatforming:

Episode 39: Dankula and Jeremy being boring for an hour.

Episode 40 Clips: The Walmart Shit Story
Here it is:

Spoiler: Additional clips

Sue got Dankulla to tell his story about shitting his pants.

Bearing pisses everywhere when drunk and Jeremy got pissed on:

Jeremy tells us how he got home:

Jeremy answers questions:

Jeremy announces he needs to take a shit:

Jeremy returns from destroying his throne:

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

The intro on his shorts can often be applied to any random video.

someone make a shorts channel with Jer introducing all his own embarrassing clips.

 

[OS Ghost]

The intro on his shorts can often be applied to any random video.

https://nitter.net/FaranBalanced/status/2045132748382146833

 

[Punished Brent]

If he wasn’t buying some sort of Kcup machine what did he need that money for? Also how much was he making at his peak on YouTube to be living a lifestyle on par with with NFL quarterbacks? This doesn’t track.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

This whole drama is actually very dangerous. If Hambly stops making videos then we won't have anything to torture people with in gitmo.

 

[FatWhiteGuy]

Just seen a pic of his wife, no wonder he goons and simps for ethots so much, the definition of plain Jane. At least if she were ugly there could be a novelty to it. Also, those dead eyes of his always creeped me out.