🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 468 30.8%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 580 38.2%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 266 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 31 2.0%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 53 3.5%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 120 7.9%
  • Total voters
    1,518
Stupor Mario said:
The Hambeast was hit hard by his pastor saying the harvest is plenteous, but the laborers are few?

Is his new plan to flee and become a missionary, lol?
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He'll actually be announcing a partnership with another Wisconsin lolcow, Patrick Tomlinson.

Hambeast will be supplying free range black children who toil in his fields to Patty for his pepperoni business.
 
I wait for the day Bible thumping Melonie Mac turns on Ham sandwich and spills about all the creepy sexual harassment she undoubtedly endured from him over the years working for him. It's going to be epic!
If I were the Casino boys I would be going hard in the paint to accelerate that.
 
Gangsta Santa said:
I knew it! I had a hunch that trying to win prizes with these machines doesn't make much sense since they're the minor-friendly equivalent of slot machines. Guess SpongeBob really lied to all of us when he told we just had to "be the crane" when playing them and we would win.
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The difference between these games and slots or other casino games; is, at least in Nevada that I know of, you have the Nevada Gaming Commission which requires games to payout a certain percentage. Meanwhile, these machines don't have any such legislation or requirement, so the owner/operator can set the difficulty high/payout rate low. Key machines won't align properly if it hasn't been paid enough, claw machines will not close all the way and other small things that look like player error, but is baked into the control software. If you find yourself asking what's more honest, a casino slot machine or one of these prize machines, the answer is the casino slot machine. That being said I can't vouch for online stuff, they operate on a whole different level since they're not even USA based.

Source: Helped out an arcade owner in my youth (he paid me in free play) and worked in a casino for several years as IT.
 
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The Incredible Salt Mine

Episode 23 clips: Lauren Chen episode.
Jeremy tells us Lauren Chen was nude and tells us his neighbors have seen him nude multiple times:


Jeremy gets caught listening to ASMR:


Jeremy tells Lauren Chen about his poop:


Jeremy tells us about the smell of his wifes vagina:


Jeremy on Venti shitting on Anisa and ShoeOnHead:


Jeremy calssic Lauren Chen clip about the hotel room:

Episode 24 clips:
Jeremy on Andy vs. Donga fight:


Jeremy on the SNL writer who offered to blow anyone who beat up Covington boys:


Jeremy trying to bring up Bolsonaro:


Jeremy still seething at Blaire White:


Jeremys wife called 7 years ago apparently:

Episode 25 clips:
Jeremy on Andy vs Ian Miles Cheong, in the econd clip he makes fun of Andy for saying he got swatted:



Good sound clips of Jeremy (based):


Jeremys opinions on fat dogs:


Jeremy talking about his high quality content (he has used this term about his content multiple times):

Episode 26 clips:
Jeremy talking about Ian Miles Cheongs article about Andy and what type of trolling is acceptable:


Jeremy says he subscribes to the Mike Pence principle of not being alone in a room with another woman other than you wife:


Jeremy wants fleshlight to sponsor them:

Episode 27 clips:
Jeremys toughts on FLAGGOTS:


Jeremy on people claiming to be under threat:


Jeremy on Mundane Matt:


Jeremy talking about Valentines day and putting in effort:



Jeremy getting made fun of for having two dads:



Jeremy stilll wants the fleshlight sponsorship:

Episode 28 clips:
Jeremy got caught masturbating by his wife:


Jeremy brings up lesbian wrestling porn:
 
Sorry if this Xweet was already posted but it appears
Special Secret Agent Scarlett Hampton codenamed "Blacked" is on the case!
You can't even make this stuff up at this point.

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Cyberpunk Meta said:
I don’t understand Jeremy Pooply and his half measures. He flags down people who talk about his wife, yet Jer will post her all over his public social media platforms. He brags about how his coffee isn’t white labeled yet he was exposed for having white label coffee and flagged down Luther Morgan for exposing that aspect. Jer talks publicly about Adam Sellers, the bull he invited over for hot tub orgies yet flags down others who reiterate what Jer said previously.
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As previously stated it is drink. This roughly what I imagine his daily routine / loop is:
  1. Wake up hanging like Saddam on Youtube
  2. He will have a hangover recovery routine
  3. He will "retrace" the previous nights events
  4. Realise he said some mad shit on Twitter/X and start panicking
  5. Start cleaning up the most egregious stuff
  6. Start making his slop
  7. Stream one of this podcasts
  8. Finishes slop production
  9. The evening rolls around he says to himself "I deserve a drink"
  10. He reads all the stuff people are saying about him. Starts getting angry
  11. As he drinks he starts getting brave
  12. He starts talking mad shit on Twitter/X/Discord or wherever or does some gayops
  13. He keeps getting wasted. Probably raids the fridge or calls up a take-away
  14. Falls asleep on the Sofa
  15. Go back to Step 1
(I've removed the frequent trips to the toilet for brevity).
 
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Literally all this retarded faggot had to do was keep making his dumb "Magic cards don't have boobies on them anymore is this teh woke?" Videos and he would have been fine.
 
guys i found info about beyourownit.
it was on facebook so all the quality will be super shit, no complainers, i had to pull it on my phone since ,my pc and my wifi router have been flagged for "suspicious activities".
FUCK ZUCKERBERG.

Flippin Floppin said:
videoplayback.mp4
This might be his laziest short yet.
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you've got to be kidding me!
damn right jer
 
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