🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Bill Evans 45 said:
You're thinking too formally. I'm absolutely sure he's approached, for example, a coffee shop manager complaining about being 'yelled' at, 'stared' at etc. and bleated about the ADA. Manager says sorry, here's a $20 gift card. Russell is self aggrandizing so in his head, this then becomes an out of court settlement.
I believe he's been trying low value financial blackmail for years and getting refunds or comped food to make him go away (as well as the emotional type -'date me or I'll kill myself on your porch Erika!).
This is just the first time he's come near a big payout, he overplayed his hand and Viatron said no.
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Someone more versed in Greer lore could compile all of his reviews - I bet a pattern of subtext of "they didn't give me free shit" would start to become apparent.
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Replying to this posts from the ViaTRON thread, Russ has definitely done this before. He somehow choked on a salad dressing cap and complained about it. IIRC there's a follow up post where he whines that they only gave him a $20 gift card.
Vorhtbame said:
Really :late:, but...

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That's the top from a bottle of salad dressing. In fact, pretty sure it's Chipotle ranch.
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I'm gonna throw my hat in the ring and nominate this song for the official Russell Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer thread theme...when this lawsuit horseshit comes to a close. Not if...when.


I mean really. Could anything sum up Russell's life better? Scrub is a compliment.
 
It's Never Leprosy said:
Huh. Deleting something incriminating? Why else would he?
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No, I don't think there's anything incriminating. Russell once viewed music as a means to woo his way into celebrity sex; Plan B was to get fame and fortune selling his incel anthems online. The plan hasn't worked, and his only reliable listeners are from Kiwi Farms. He's pivoting into politics and brothel management, and he doesn't want his history of failure to weigh him down.

He used to do this when he was more active on Facebook (that is, delete posts and disable his account when he wasn't around to monitor the comments). This is why you archive everything!
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
This is why you archive everything!
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  • I Don't Get You - 2019
  • Julianne's Smile - 2020
  • Safari Ride - 2019
  • Yo, Yovanna! - 2020 (feat. Gabriel Kitzman)
  • I Don't Get You - n.d (feat. Robby Johnson)
Were the songs on there at the time of blanking.

Kitzman and Johnson's libraries are still up, sans Greer work, and his Distrokid page for I Don't Get You is still up (L, A)
 
lurkah said:
  • I Don't Get You - 2019
  • Julianne's Smile - 2020
  • Safari Ride - 2019
  • Yo, Yovanna! - 2020 (feat. Gabriel Kitzman)
  • I Don't Get You - n.d (feat. Robby Johnson)
Were the songs on there at the time of blanking.

Kitzman and Johnson's libraries are still up, sans Greer work, and his Distrokid page for I Don't Get You is still up (L, A)
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We can't ever lose this masterwork, "Has the look of Heidi Klum" lovingly sperg-alonged by @Kiwi & Cow .
 
Prokhor Zakharov said:
Also, no married men, men in relationships, or fatties allowed (although, with the way Greeee looks these days he might have dropped that last one).
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Let's be honest, even if Russell got an already running brothel gifted to him he could never run it just because he could not bear the thought of the customers fucking HIS hookers.
 
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Jacknife said:
Let's be honest, even if Russell got an already running brothel gidted to him he could never run it just because he could not bear the thought of the customers fucking HIS hookers.
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He could run a brothel, it would just have to be with hookers that he sees as below his standards. Remember, he deserves 8's and 9's, with 7's being conditional. Anything less than that is disrespectful to his wallet and him his penis (he has actually written almost exactly that, can you fucking believe how much of a fucking narcissist he is?)
 
Jacknife said:
Let's be honest, even if Russell got an already running brothel gidted to him he could never run it just because he could not bear the thought of the customers fucking HIS hookers.
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It'd be the episode of SpongeBob where he fell in love with the Krabby Patty and started dating it and was trying to stop all the Krusty Krab customers from eating it
 
Pee Cola said:
If you really must join a gym, use a burner pre-paid debit card so at least they can't keep taking money out of your bank every month when you decide to stop going to the gym and they refuse to accept your cancellation.
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For notoriously difficult to cancel shit like this, privacy.com and similar services allows you to create basically an infinite number of cards, even under bogus names, which you can cancel at any time or just stop funding.
 
Debbie Macomber said:
So even if they wanted to, they just don't have the money anymore as evidenced by them letting Russ become homeless twice now.
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It was also entirely by his own choice. All he had to do was take the $20K, keep working, knock off the retarded lolsuits, and he'd currently be housed and even flush with cash. But no, he said fuck the $20K, no I'm going to file even more retarded lolsuits, and I'll be homeless just because I'm fucking retarded.
Myrtle the Turtle said:
I know the YMCA gets a decent homeless population who shower there daily. The staff are fine with it as long as you don't cause any issues and workout a bit.
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The kind of homeless who actually work out solutions to things like "how do bathe in my situation" are also the kind who are probably not permanently homeless, because they're still capable of figuring how to get out of an absolutely ass situation.
Hidden Cat said:
Not sure if anyone else would agree, but I think Russ could actually get violent if pushed far enough (and by pushed far enough I just mean rejected from women and brothels enough times). I would not trust him in the slightest.
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He's such a scrawny little rat-faced fuck that anyone he tried to get violent with would just kick his ass.
 
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I hate to ask this but, using the confirmed stories of his hiring... do we have a sex count for Rusty? I mean he spent every penny on whores, but he's poor... and spent a lot. He claims to have got off books (illegal) whores but I mean from what rough math I can do he's had sex less than 10 times in his life.

His entire life is based on this. It's so fucking gross and all.

I do think rusty could become violent as long as he feels he has an upper hand. Also I worry because he really thinks he's studly so that's "any" woman he could rough up. While it would be hilarious to see a girl beat him up, he seems aware enough a sucker punch on a full grown man won't end well for him.

All this gym talk just build your own at home. My wife and I feel the travel time, safety feeling emotional etc and not having to listen to retard music is worth (25ish) years of membership costs lol. Not gonna lie when I had an elderly neighbor my rich area, the YMCA was baller AF 3 pools and a ROCK WALL!! I miss that lol. but he paid for me to spot and etc. Home gyms kick ass.
 
lurkah said:
I'm unsure if it's been mentioned, but all of Russell's music has been taken down from Spotify.
Horrendous archive: https://archive.ph/hLcne

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Does this fuck up calculating actual damages for how many listens and how much revenue was allegedly lost?

As in, did Russell do this in an attempt to hide he was getting 0 listens before the alleged infringement?
 
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