🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Russel spending half of the day begging thots on Instagram to read his DMs or to please respond to him is why he can't read more than three emails a day.

As much as being homeless and having to live out of a car would crush people, that is nothing compared to the suffering that Greer would experience if he were banned off of Instagram. It's like Charlie Brown and the football only with a rat-faced gimp and whores.
 
Literally no way he's not gonna get cut off from his crucial access to showers and bathrooms by fucking up and getting too creepy with one of the female gymgoers. Just a matter of time. The return to instathots proves it, Russ is A-HORNY. The only question is how's it gonna happen? Leering too much? Trying to talk to women about weird subjects ("Have you ever thought of selling your body? I think you might like it!")? Talking to people at all? "Accidentally" using the women's showers in the wee hours and then hiding there?
 
NoosJunki said:
Literally no way he's not gonna get cut off from his crucial access to showers and bathrooms by fucking up and getting too creepy with one of the female gymgoers. Just a matter of time. The return to instathots proves it, Russ is A-HORNY. The only question is how's it gonna happen? Leering too much? Trying to talk to women about weird subjects ("Have you ever thought of selling your body? I think you might like it!")? Talking to people at all? "Accidentally" using the women's showers in the wee hours and then hiding there?
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He’s never gonna get him his penis sucked again, is he?
 
Sometimes I think the best thing that could happen to Russell is for his parents to pay for a kidnapping style intervention and ship him off to a re/de-education camp in Latin America. I mean, sure, he'd be saddled with debt for the rest of his life from default judgements, but he might get beat up enough to stop starting legal fights he has no hope of winning.
 
Billy Beeple said:
He's in training for mole people fight club.
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Fucking Russell forgetting the first rule about Plight Club.

Accept Only Substitutes said:
Allergies and/or too much screen time can also cause redness, so there’s no telling.

I’m appalled at how crooked his glasses are. One lens is almost at a 45° angle from the other one. No optican would let him get away with that, unless one ear is just that much higher. I bet the eye doctor hates seeing him come in. I’m amazed there are no one star reviews of eye doctors.

Edit: nothing will get you blocked from her Insta than crying about being blocked on her closet account, whatever that is.
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He could take them to the wally world vision center where he got them (or literally ANY wommart) and they'd fix it. For free. No receipt required, no name, no nothing...just tell them you sat on them and they'll fix it, no questions asked. I've done this many times, even taken a pair of my own that I got at an actual optometrist. They don't care.

I know that picture's probably old but goddammit why does he do this with everything he does. A simple problem in his life is a free fix away. And he doesn't do it. Rather, he immortalizes his stubborn idiocy online.

Can't research his case or file timely/well-formatted replies - doesn't go to a public library.
Food expenses eating his "finances" - doesn't go to a food bank.
Glasses crooked - doesn't go to a walmart.
Shit's all fucked up and talks like a fag - doesn't sue God.
 
Mamimi said:
Strabismus is a common complication of Moebius. The underdevelopment of certain cranial nerves means they can't make many of the micro facial expressions that contribute to looking like a regular human and not a soulless demon. It's just a happy coincidence that Russell's personality matches his face.
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Can't we find Russell a woman that has Moebius so he can be rejected by a fellow disabled person?
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
There is an entire world where Greer, as a car-having non limb-missing "person" is nearly at the top - but he'd have to drop down from 8-9s to a solid truckstop 4.
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It isn't just his appearance, he's got an abhorrent personality and lifestyle. He doesn't even have the theory of mind or charisma to know how to fake being successful/appealing for a date let alone a full relationship.

Then we get to his financial/housing/employment history, needing to be constantly bailed out would make him even less appealing to anyone who wasn't scared away already.
 
UncleTusky said:
It isn't just his appearance, he's got an abhorrent personality and lifestyle. He doesn't even have the theory of mind or charisma to know how to fake being successful/appealing for a date let alone a full relationship.

Then we get to his financial/housing/employment history, needing to be constantly bailed out would make him even less appealing to anyone who wasn't scared away already.
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Women just don't like nice guys.
 
lol cow supreme said:
Thats a Precor Discovery Series chest press. They are silver and distinct from all the OTHER Precor equipment at LVAC North, as they use the big bad white ones that looke like cybex and hammertrength. Gymrats rise up you know what I'm talking about.
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I've been to a few of their locations (and these pictures are getting too close for comfort)

They have no standardization in machines, even in the same location. All of their locations are huge. And the ones you listed have multiple weight rooms, with different brands.
You can't rule out locations by one machine alone.

SargonF00t said:
How the fuck is that gym so cheap?

They must be relying on heaps of people signing up, never going and not cancelling their membership payments.

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That is how the business of gyms work, but also it's common pricing nowadays.

Every chain has some form of 10-15 dollar pricing.

The only places that charge higher are specialty gyms, or gyms in very high price real estate locations, or gyms in small, weird places with no competition.
 
the khat quaffer said:
said it before but what the FUCK is wrong with his eyes
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His glasses are actually lining up with his eyes, that's why he first needs to sit on every pair of cheap reading glasses. Otherwise they won't fit.

Mamimi said:
Strabismus is a common complication of Moebius. The underdevelopment of certain cranial nerves means they can't make many of the micro facial expressions that contribute to looking like a regular human and not a soulless demon. It's just a happy coincidence that Russell's personality matches his face.
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Are we sure he even has this Moebius thing? He might just well as be a really ugly, soulless fucker. Just as he is a really nasty fucker. An all around cunt.

Retarded INTP said:
IIRC he has never been this low. It's not his first rodeo as a retarded homeless golem in Vegas, but last time he didn't have so much litigious bullshit going on, and he didn't use a student loan to get a car (which is part of said litigious bullshit). The situation is dire. This being said, this is Russell Greer. I doubt he will slowly lose his mind and get lost in the streets with one addictions or more. He will survive somehow, through horrible gig jobs and awful illegal rentals left and right. I doubt this is the end.
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There's no thing going on about that car as far as I know. And hey, you could use one of those student loans for housing. And guess where he lives? In a house on wheels! Do they want to discriminate against the gypsy population? (yes, they want to, and they very much should)

reptile baht spaniard rid said:
If he had the slightest ability to not tramadump and plightsperg on everyone he meets, he could totally play the disability card to great effect. Places like gyms and other service-oriented businesses always have a budget for charity cases and needy retards.
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I first read that as "transdump".. Serves me right for visiting this site.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
$15 is solidly in the "can't be arsed to cancel it" range. too. And the $29 enrollment makes you feel "invested."
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That, and gyms are notorious for making it almost impossible to cancel a membership once one has been sucked into it.

If you really must join a gym, use a burner pre-paid debit card so at least they can't keep taking money out of your bank every month when you decide to stop going to the gym and they refuse to accept your cancellation.

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obsdj said:
What a grody fucker our boy is.
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Even Stevie Wonder can see that's one of the hardest working filters in all of Instagram. Are we sure Greee's eyes aren't rotting from the inside like LFJ's?
 
Pee Cola said:
That, and gyms are notorious for making it almost impossible to cancel a membership once one has been sucked into it.

If you really must join a gym, use a burner pre-paid debit card so at least they can't keep taking money out of your bank every month when you decide to stop going to the gym and they refuse to accept your cancellation.
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People say this all the time, but I've never had anything close to this experience. I know Planet Fitness got in trouble for it a while back, but I've never gone there.

My cancellation experiences are usually just talking to the desk that I want to cancel my membership, I sign something, and its done. Sometimes I had to pay an extra month since I didn't give advanced notice. Once I had to return a physical tag before I moved away.
 
sadrefrigerator said:
and these pictures are getting too close for comfort
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Now, I'm not going to tell you to go be a stalker child....BUT

All I'm saying is that if you happened to spot a damp failed homunculus wearing a suit inside an EV furiously typing on his phone or checking the dumpster behind the gym, a picture or two would be exceedingly funny.
 
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