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Joshi_zarna said:
Crossover with the most physically repulsive tranny thread
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Shakira Flabbergasted said:
That whole bit about no woman waking up "conventionally pretty" and requiring a huge budget is pure cope. No woman wakes up in a full face of makeup with high heels on and hair done (unless she was REALLY drunk last night), but plenty of women just are pretty, and they look pretty even disheveled and without makeup. Attractiveness is 90% your genetics and how healthy you are, and the rest is just optional enhancement. It's why modeling agencies want you to send in photos of yourself in plain clothing with no or minimal makeup, because they want to see if you're actually good looking or not.

A man who's ruined himself with cross sex hormones is never going to have that kind of effortless being, not because it's impossible for women, but because he's just an estrogenized male. Even someone like Hunter Schafer, an actual working model who never went through male puberty, looks like an ugly, hulking man whenever he stands next to an actual woman. The problem isn't a lack of styling; the problem is his male genetics.
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Agree it's pure cope, but going to give ugly women their flowers here too: the vast majority of them usually wake up looking like women, just ugly ones. Mimicking something takes more effort than being recognizable as what you are.

Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
I find it annoying and intellectually sloppy that they use "dysphoria" to refer to at least two types of feelings that to me seem mutually opposed: before you trans, your dissatisfaction with your birth sex and your desire to trans is your "dysphoria", but then afterwards, it refers to your impostor syndrome and suppressed regrets for having done so. Which is it? Is dysphoria a feeling pushing you toward trooning or away from it? If the movement was intellectually rigorous or honest at all, those two competing feelings would have different names. But I think the second one, which should just be called "regret", is very scary to troons to even acknowledge as real, and it's much easier for them to dismiss, say, detransitioners by saying they fell prey to the evil whispers of their "dysphoria".
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Agree with the arc of your rant here, but I'd add something to the post-transitioning "dysphoria": cognitive dissonance. A ton of "trans" people today say they didn't actually feel gender dysphoria before they 'realized they were trans,' 'came out,' started trying to present as the opposite sex, etc. This group is defined by their intrinsic dishonesty, lack of self awareness, and inability/refusal to use words correctly. So they'll call it coping things like 'imposter syndrome' when really what they mean is there's a deeply uncomfortable, heavy mental burden that comes with propping up a delusion in the face of a mountain of evidence constantly proving it wrong. The cure is to stop pretending, but instead they keep turning to the same echo chamber that talked them into this idiocy in the first place, where the advice they'll always get is the only cure is to keep going down this path and make it more permanent through irreversible medical procedures.

Statistically, of the trans that actually do kill themselves (not the threateners), it's mainly the ones who went all the way to the end of the path and nothing was there. They fixed nothing, they destroyed a lot getting there, there was no going back, and in the end the only thing they found was the post-nut clarity that it wasn't worth it.
 
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>I am such a MANLY, MASCULINE, TESTOSTERONE EXUDING, MACHO MAN. NOBODY IS MANLIER THAN ME. ACKNOWLEDGE MY MANHOOD!

>(gets treated like a man)

>:'(

Lil pooneroo, normal dudes don't walk around complimenting people unless they know them/are friends/are family. Much less compliment a random chick. There has to be some sort of familiarity.

They are totally male brained and were always a man, except they can't even act the way men act. This isn't some opressive societal whatever either, it's just the way dudes behave naturally.
 
Joshi_zarna said:
Crossover with the most physically repulsive tranny thread
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OHHH SHIT son! Another fan of the great Chella Coleman. Representing the hit band "You Guys Suck Like Real Hard Shut The Fuck Up Thanks"

Yeah we got Chella having a tough time these days. SHE is asking for the donations to get through the week. Yeah I said SHE. Respect this beautiful woman's pronouns, chuds. You can't tell me you see anything less than a beautiful lady here. If you aren't sure how much to donate to this lovely lady, we got a chart uploaded to help.

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Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
We desperately need to teach kids that they might go through whole periods of their life (such as fucking puberty) where they feel uncomfortable and even unhappy, but that that's not wrong and might not have an easy fix, but will eventually pass.
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As I tell my kids, Life is just a series of unpleasant incidents. Get used to it.

Speaking of, its one thing to be ugly but troons are scary ugly. Here they are recounting all the times they terrified unsuspecting members of the public, from cashiers to kids and grandmas.


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It's all the fault of those damn "transphobic media campaigns"... surely nothing to do with how unsettling it is to see tween girl fashion on the hulking frame of a mentally unstable lumberjack while at your minimum wage job. Or the obese IT nerd in BDSM gear lurking in the communal basement while you're just trying to wash your clothes. I guess one upside for troons is the money they must save on Halloween costumes
 
HalTurner said:
OHHH SHIT son! Another fan of the great Chella Coleman. Representing the hit band "You Guys Suck Like Real Hard Shut The Fuck Up Thanks"

Yeah we got Chella having a tough time these days. SHE is asking for the donations to get through the week. Yeah I said SHE. Respect this beautiful woman's pronouns, chuds. You can't tell me you see anything less than a beautiful lady here. If you aren't sure how much to donate to this lovely lady, we got a chart uploaded to help.

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"I just need to borrow a couple hundred to see me through the month"
"What the hell man, you work a good job, how are you broke?"
"I have to pay reparations to black trans women."
 
off topic post but earlier today i had some time to kill in a shopping center and decided to browse at a goodwill. the person on line in front of me was a tranny. i didn't much care for it.
 
Fox Paws said:
pooner so desperate for a bj that she summons demons to suck her fake dick
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was looking through older posts as i haven't been on this thread in a while, apologies if a deeper dive has been posted already but i couldn't find one. i decided to look through this persons account and was delighted by my findings

an initial look at their profile reveals the usual beliefs and claims of being a did system
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a breif scroll leads us to some selfies
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she draws her experiences with the demons and lengthily details them in the captions, heres a few examples
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Max: I was with #Barbatos in my bed on the day I had promised to make him my partner, September 7th.
He desired me and desired to sleep with me, but I informed him that I had no lube. That I wouldn't be able to get some until later in the day. Barbatos was sad but just cuddled me instead, but then I had an idea. I suggested that I could astral project with him so that he could have sex with me in the spirit world instead. So I put myself into a deep meditative trance state and I charged my body and mind with the five elements of the alchemical pentagram. Me and Barbatos projected our minds to the spirit world then. While in the spirit world Barbatos took me to the Underworld and while in the Underworld, Barbatos put us in a room together with a bed. I thought it was his bedroom, and there was a gray bed, but he used his demon magic to turn it purple, so it would be more romantic, and then he had his way with me on the bed. He made me drink a pink liquid. That was a sort of aphrodisiac potion. He poured it into a shot glass and handed it to me and told me to drink. The feelings were more intense and more vivid and felt more real after I drank the substance, it was like a syrupy liquor. After we'd done all sorts of sinful debauchery together, there was a loud knocking at the door. By that point, Barbatos had told me that the room we were in was not actually his room at all, but was in fact, a random motel room in the Underworld, one of Asmodeus's chains and that we were breaking and entering technically. He said it was fine since he's a Duke of Hell they'd likely give him a pass. I quickly grabbed the blanket to cover my nakedness over my spirit form, and then Barbatos answered the door, fully naked, not even giving a crap. The demon at the other end of the door looked at Barbatos and told him, "You have three minutes to get the fuck out of my motel." Barbatos quickly ran back to me, grabbed me, and we teleported out of there. We did some other things in the astral this time back on Earth, and then I awoke back to my body and he went back to my room before we parted ways. I saw him all throughout the day.
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Ely: "I told my therapist about you." Barbatos: "What did you say?"

Ely: "I said I've been engaging with a demon who feels like Nature and appears to me like an 1800s Hunter, and makes me see flowers when he sleeps with me."
Barbatos: "You could have been locked up for sharing that kind of thing in the 1800s."
Ely: "Ya, I know. Luckily my therapist is very supportive of me and understands me and doesn't treat me as crazy. I have a family member who was institutionalized twice by my dad. I know how horrible it is, even today."
Barbatos: "I'm sorry that happened."
Ely: "Me too."
We cuddled and slept together, I was really sick that day. I felt less sick afterwards. It felt like flowers was blooming in me. I felt like I rapidly improved in health afterwards. Still a little sick but much much better now than I was before.


#barbatos #witch #spiritualprostitution #demons #sleepingwithdemons #sacredsex #demonalitry #youngwizard
she also makes music, according to her linktree shes released 9 albums, this is a clip of her singing from her reels, featuring her demon art in the background

her offical website details her childhood and how she developed her alledged DID, ill post a few excerpts as its far too long in its entirety
...were raised to pretend to be a girl and perform as one under our dead life. This form of abuse of forcing someone to live as something they are not and can never be, is what Cis parents do to Trans children, and also Allistic and abelist/ internalized ableist parents do to Autistic children for every day they refuse to listen to, or see them for who they truly are

The first 20+ years of our life were Hell and I do mean literal unbearable torture, not the fun kind like where Marx is from.

We were raised by a malignant and high masking Narcissist who disowned us at 22 on September 16th 2022.

We believed we were a demon from hell to an extent despite being raised Atheist after having been de converted from Christianity in childhood.

I summoned a djinnie at 20. I stopped being an Atheist after that experience because it shattered everything I’d believed in up until that point.
this page also features alter introductions, here are my favorites:
"Luise is the child of a bunch of other demons fused and reborn through Max’s shadow. Corrupted inner child androgyny former persecutor who is redeemed, they share parallels between many demons most notably Asmodeus and Baphomet."
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puppet of her alter? featuring the blahaj
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"Marx Court Jester He/Him

Wales England and ½ Spanish ½ Welsh when human, rough estimate 1590-1614], Killed at 24, burned alive in a shed for being caught talking to spirits and refusing to stop, roughly 400 years in the underworld as a fairy, devil, djinnie after he died."
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"Marx is kind of like a Reverse Phantom of the Opera he loves to wear his inner darkness and shadow side loud and proud."
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they have an alter named key, no art exists for this one but there is this lengthy AM style monologue from key
HOW DARE THEY LIE TO US.
HOW DARE THEY Feign Ignorance.
HOW DARE you baptize us and MAKE us believe in your religion when we don’t even believe in religion generally but we believed in you!! WE BELIEVED IN THIS CULT. WE REALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS DIFFERENT!? HOW COULD YOU Take vulnerable people and teach them All of this love and light BULlshit and then dehumanize them and act like we would ever be stupid enough to be okay with that? As if we are supposed to forgive that you LIED to us. AND not just about this. About EVERYTHING. You and your god our dead to us now. I BELIEVED IN YOU. I TRUSTEd you. We let you baptize us and our partner under this god! How DARE you use us! How Dare you be one way in person and entirely different online. How dare you preach all these wonderful messages and then break all the rules YOU taught me behind closed eyes. How dare you take advantage of the same vulnerable people you claimed to love. THAT WAS NOT REAL LOVE. How dare you pretend to be a light by completely neglecting and hiding your own shadows! You are NOT equal to your shadows and they will DESTROY you for your crimes. I can’t believe I fell for this. I can’t believe I let myself be indoctrinated. I wanted to believe in this so fxcking badly. You have no god damn idea what a powerful enemy you have just made. I fxcking hate you all. I will NEVER forgive you for the LIES and DECEPTION you have given. I thought we were friends. FXCK you all burn in FXCKing hell you backstabbing BLIND liars.
I am not a thiestic satanist anymore, because satanists were fxcking hypocritical jerks to me.
And I’m definitely NOT a fxcking Atenist anymore. I’m a Chaos mage and a Shadow mage. And this magician is Fxcking furious. Aten fxcking hang all the Atenists and burn them to fxcking ash. Satans never stop torturing the satanists. Your all a bunch of good for nothing LIARS. I HATE all you Asshxles. You have hurt my system and my partner and we will NEVER forget this. The third time in my life I ever saw a spirit with my eyes rather than other means was yesterday. I SAW a god. A REAL god.

Burn in the false light of your false faith and false god.

she has like 20 more alters on this page but i found those to be the funniest, she also has a youtube channel with an assortment of funny schizoposts

some random art from her to end the post:
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sorry for the lack of archiving, i cannot for the life of me get archive.ph to work anymore, i for one am quite interested in this person and would love to make a more in depth post if anyone would be willing to assist in archiving! i am mobilefagging so another apology for poor formatting

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Demonic Yaoi is a big part of my Religion as an Autistic and queer Sorcerer. Sex magic is severely underrated and severely under talked about in any practical or applicable sense. So here's how I personally practice it, this is how Samael taught me. I have a demon who is already interested in having sex with me consensually possess my body and mind temporarily, you may need to meditate first, and I have them project a mental illusion of themself above me, I have them possess my bedding as well or a large pillow since I can't feel their touch on my skin how some magicians can, I have them possess a sex toy as well then I fully submit to them. Then we exchange spiritual energy through sexual intercourse and connect our souls briefly in this exchange. Afterwards I am left sometimes with energetic Downloads and a heightened state of consciousness. But I am always left feeling more powerful personally.

#sexmagic #demonalitry #kingbelial
 
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UvaUvamVivendoVariaFit said:
None of it matters, the important part is that you're wrong and that means they always have an excuse to punish you for your 'transphobia' if they feel like it. Moving goalposts and contradictory/impossible-to-follow rules are a feature, not a bug.
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This in action, with one trying to secure housing

“Oh, so it must be AFAB and enby roommates? Well, I identify as a trans man with a beard! Their cat should be fine with me, right?”

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Discussion goes to dick jokes and the theory that the cat being scared of men is actually a tranny shield

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“Women only” wouldn’t be tranny proof, either. Trannies have done an amazing job bastardizing and weaponizing simple language for their own benefit. Even when someone else notices it, they’re already in an unwinnable situation.
 
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