DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Burn In Hell Burnell said:
The day approaches. 44 years young, my king!

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Any predictions for his birthday stream?

I predict an extended drunken cope segment about the Turkish Thomas documentary at some point during the marathahn.
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Personally I'm hoping for the door dash driver and or Kat to do something that fucks with the almighty schedule so we get an extra salty seethe session.
 
GodModule said:
Catching up on last nights SF6 stream. Jesus it really was unhinged. I love when he just straight up denies reality
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"I couldn't move I was frozen"
You were in the middle of doing a move as your opponent jumped over you. Having played SF6 a bit i don't understand how he struggles with one of the easiest SF games to play. It's also much slower than say SFV.
 
So I was watching The Casino react to Phil doing his "King DSP" bit for April Fool's, and they called him out for trying to do the king LARP while not having any kingly props whatsoever. I started thinking about how sad it is that he pissed away his money on gatcha games, when he could have commissioned a custom scepter, mantle, and crown.

Actually, he's so obsessed with his "legacy." How long has it been now, 25 years? I remember watching him celebrate his "18-year-legacy" but I think that was like pre-Covid or something lol.

He has also been using his "King of Hate" moniker for that entire time. So why, my liege have you spent your riches on .png files of shirtless Hulk Hogan, when you could have commissioned a real, embroidered tapestry to hang in the office throne room? Alas, it falls to me to ask Google Flow to imagine what could have been:

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"Here sits Italian gamer and plays." Look, you can see Jasper Kitty attacking the power cord!

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I have been laughing at this one for several minutes now. COVCH! ITALIA! LUDUS VIDEO!

Picture it, he could have one section of his grande trapestrie dedicated to each year of his legacy -- his saga, if you will. Then, on his birthday, a new segment would be added.

I think I'm going to keep making these until I have a full saga, and maybe a drinking song (or are songs impossible now that Sora AI is gone). My next commission will show how PHILLIPVS REX was stabbed in the back by the hawk-nosed Johan Rambo -- the evil Court Jew -- during the creation of Project VII. But I do not want to overtax my artist, for he uses many quarts of water and much electricitie, whatever that is.
 
So I was watching the stream last night with some buddies, and I couldn't help but notice that Phil's script completely changed upon encountering two names in particular, so I did a little digging and found out why.

The first was when he encountered a Dhalsim being played by "HH@Elu," so I entered that name into Google, and what do you know, it's a guy from the Street Fighter FGC!
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The second name was an A.K.I. being played by "Hyro." While I couldn't find any evidence that they play Street Fighter, I did encounter videos of them playing Smash Ultimate. Perhaps they play Street Fighter 6 on the side?
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Anyway, I don't think it's coincidence that the only two players Phil actually praised during the stream just happen to be names within the FGC. Guy legitimately thinks he can tongue enough ass to get into good graces with that community.
 
strandedcastaway said:
I look at this as unbridled narcissism rather than straight stupidity. Allow me to explain.

Phil believes that he's the only person what matters and everyone else is stupid and beneath him. (Even Kat only matters because she maintains his LARP as a happily married mature adult.) So Phil wants DoorDash...it's not that he's too dumb to know the delivery drivers can't get there in a flood, it's that to a narcissist it literally doesn't matter. He wants what he wants and you have to give it to him. If you don't, you're the failure, not Phil for not considering the risks of a delivery being made through flooded roads. Not his problem.
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Well, I've said before that I'm not sure if that incident was because of his selfishness or because of his stupidity. It could also be a manifestation of autistic routine. "I always get Doordash so I'm gonna get Doordash today."

Anyway, my point still stands that Phil wouldn't keep track of the weather to begin with because we saw that he considers it irrelevant when it comes to getting what he wants.
 
Book Thief said:
Anyway, I don't think it's coincidence that the only two players Phil actually praised during the stream just happen to be names within the FGC. Guy legitimately thinks he can tongue enough ass to get into good graces with that community.
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He was caught talking shit to a lot of different good players in the FGC before in sf6, snk vs capcom 2, super turbo, etc.

A lot of them are aware phil is a PoS, Mike Watson called him a bitch not long ago, he faced justin wong too in CVS2 (phil shows extreme jealousy when his name comes up), he claims he doesn't care about the FGC anymore but since the casino arc he acts like "hey guys everyone likes me now!! come now and play with me!!".
 
Digger10 said:
Well, I've said before that I'm not sure if that incident was because of his selfishness or because of his stupidity. It could also be a manifestation of autistic routine. "I always get Doordash so I'm gonna get Doordash today."
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The flooding didn't directly affect Phil and his near vicinity, so he didn't care.

Also, Phil has demonstrated he is especially stupid when it comes to locations, maps, geography. He's seriously like toddler level with that. I assume it's partly why he's scared to drive, he may have some retard deficiency when it comes to locations.
 
Book Thief said:
Anyway, I don't think it's coincidence that the only two players Phil actually praised during the stream just happen to be names within the FGC. Guy legitimately thinks he can tongue enough ass to get into good graces with that community.
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He was never part of the FGC. Hence why he was treated the way he was on SRK. He has always tried to buy his way into it either with cash or sucking penis
 
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