DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Watching the Casino review of the cringefest and something popped in my head.
So by Phail's co-signer logic, parents that co-sign for their kid's first car must be having an incestuous relationship with them.

InspiredReviewBrah said:
To any racist Kiwis in this thread....is spinach a big thing in Urban-style cuisine? His mom is half-Black and half-White (White Dad + Black Mom) IIRC.
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I don't know any urban memes for it. Only thing that pops in my head is Popeye.
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he straight faced talked about how they mixed corn with corned beef
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Much like the rainy day fund, you know he thinks it's literally corn on a sliver of London broil.
Windy Moors said:
Why does he always turn to his left to bitch and complain about losing? Is that where his dad stood when he chaperoned him at the arcade?
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That's where chat is and he needs their validation.
 
Windy Moors said:
Maybe its for the best that the retard never gets behind the wheel of car and spares the lives of the people in his town.


Why does he always turn to his left to bitch and complain about losing? Is that where his dad stood when he chaperoned him at the arcade?

No neurons firing for combos but completely ingrained neural pathways for crying to his daddy, about the meanies who won't let him win.
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Exactly, I was wondering the same thing a few fighting game streams ago. Whenever he wants to explain why he really did this or didn't do that or tell us what he wasn't pressing or what he did press and didn't get the output on, or break down what happened move by move like we aren't watching the game ourselves and can see , he always looks over and I think WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT WHO ARE YOU LOOKING AT ??! The way he always says "Now I want you to think about that" you just know his father always said that or still says that to him in a condescending way. He gets made to feel small so he tries to make others feel that way only he's so inept at even bullying that he comes across as an even bigger inept failure and pussy.
 
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The day approaches. 44 years young, my king!

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Any predictions for his birthday stream?

I predict an extended drunken cope segment about the Turkish Thomas documentary at some point during the marathahn.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
The day approaches. 44 years young, my king!

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Any predictions for his birthday stream?

I predict an extended drunken cope segment about the Turkish Thomas documentary at some point during the marathahn.
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He's playing old fighting games and his "favorite game" growing up SMW. It's going to be a nostalgia stream, so I predict he'll watch some of his old videos and laugh hysterically at his masterpieces, which used to be an awkward tradition.

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As we approach one of the annual excuses Phil uses to pretend he experiences human emotion, here is your requisite reminder that Phil raped and murdered T behind an Arby’s in 1992
 
InspiredReviewBrah said:
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Imagine being so cucked you congratulate the dude you donated like $500 to that he has like $800 thanks to you. Wow.
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"Wow, Phil! I'm happy you got $800 while still acting like the same spoiled 8 year old sperging out just like every other stream while you continue to shit on the only game I like watching you play!"

Remember this day, Cuxxor, when you throw Phil your last $25 and he rage quits SF6 anyways. Then think about all the money you've given him over the past however many years while you continue to ride the bus to your minimum wage "corporate mercenary" job. Then get a rope and find a sturdy branch to sway from on the X and Y axis.
 
Pargon said:
As we approach one of the annual excuses Phil uses to pretend he experiences human emotion, here is your requisite reminder that Phil raped and murdered T behind an Arby’s in 1992
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I don't believe that. He doesn't have the balls to rape or kill. If he killed someone he'd poison them like a woman.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
The day approaches. 44 years young, my king!

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Any predictions for his birthday stream?

I predict an extended drunken cope segment about the Turkish Thomas documentary at some point during the marathahn.
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I really think Asmon will show up leading to over $1k from his retarded fans just that day and over $10k in residuals over the week following from people that didn't learn the first time. It seems to me like he thinks supporting DSP is "owning" Twitch and the libs for some reason. I'd love to be wrong on this though.
 
King of Hateful Slurs said:
I really think Asmon will show up leading to over $1k from his retarded fans just that day and over $10k in residuals over the week following from people that didn't learn the first time. It seems to me like he thinks supporting DSP is "owning" Twitch and the libs for some reason. I'd love to be wrong on this though.
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I hope Sir Asmongloid keeps appearing on Phil's streams until Phil has credit cards again 🙏
 
Fridge Raider said:
I don't believe that. He doesn't have the balls to rape or kill. If he killed someone he'd poison them like a woman.
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If he killed someone it would be like a Looney Tunes or Mr Magoo episode where he would accidentally slip and push someone as an anvil is falling from the sky crushing them into a pancake. Phil would look up and say "wow dood huuuh!?"
 
Yung Dalph said:
If he killed someone it would be like a Looney Tunes or Mr Magoo episode where he would accidentally slip and push someone as an anvil is falling from the sky crushing them into a pancake. Phil would look up and say "wow dood huuuh!?"
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He would absolutely back over a grandma in a parking lot and then blame her for it
 
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