🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 455 30.6%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 577 38.8%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 262 17.6%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 30 2.0%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 48 3.2%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 115 7.7%

  • Total voters
    1,487
If they ever do let him on their stream, he's going to immediately do something malicious like stream pornography or shock imagery through his webcam and tout it as some big mastermind W.
That's why PPP asked for the documents to be posted, that are going to be sent to a neutral party (Josh), before Jer brings his fat ass on the show. The only way for Jer to back down now is by not sending anything to Josh.
 
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According to PPP, Jer has (allegedly) entered his bad headspace arc.
It's funny considering Jeremy was one of the people on the infamous boulder stream shitting on Mundane Matt for being a copyright flaggot. Now the sektur has imploded and everyone on the boulder stream has slowly turned into a lolcow. Meanwhile Mundane Matt may still be a boring faggot but he just can't stop taking W's by doing literally nothing. He just waits patiently, like a unmoving boulder as his enemies slowly destroy themselves.

His retarded remdeption arc of doing nothing while everyone around him becomes worse than him will always be the funniest shit to me.

The boulder king wins again
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He's SAD!
PATHETIC!

Jer is seething knowing he would have rode this out not even a year ago if the Eye of Casino hadn't turned it's gaze on to his nonsense. The Casino is truly a disinfectant for all kinds of debauchery and nonsense.
 
It's funny considering Jeremy was one of the people on the infamous boulder stream shitting on Mundane Matt for being a copyright flaggot. Now the sektur has imploded and everyone on the boulder stream has slowly turned into a lolcow. Meanwhile Mundane Matt may still be a boring faggot but he just can't stop taking W's by doing literally nothing. He just waits patiently, like a unmoving boulder as his enemies slowly destroy themselves.

His retarded remdeption arc of doing nothing while everyone around him becomes worse than him will always be the funniest shit to me.

The boulder king wins again
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You obviously haven't been keeping up with Jarbo. He's still taking L's.
 
Who would have thought him going bankrupt massively in debt due to his "coffee business" was not even close to the worst thing that is happening to him?
I just love watching his life fall apart, could not happen to a more deserving person.
 
Yes, yes she does. Awesome Joey revealed as much in a Q&A she did with him back before they got married. Sadly, that gem is lost media as she either deleted the video or delisted it years ago, like the one on her Bible Time channel where she straight up admitted to sexting with at least one of her matches back when she used a dating app; the video title was “The Struggle Is Real.” In a bit of odd timing, she made it not long before she started sneaking off to SoCal for Johnny’s junk. So we can infer that a major reason why she married the serial cheating grown man that plays dress up and tries to intimidate haters with poorly executed martial arts displays on his IG as fast as she did was specifically for dick. And she couldn’t even wait the couple of months before everything was biblical and official, she just had to Mac Johnny’s junk ASAP.

Of course, current Melonie says that any premarital sex is a sin but that’s because she needs to keep up appearances for her grift. But current Melonie also, for some reason, wants us to know how she also loves taking it up the ass:
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She didn’t have to say anything here but felt the need to step all on it. Johnny is all quiet on this front, however (he’s such a good cuck, isn’t he? Lets his woman reveal her sexual preferences on the public forum). Also, she drops more breadcrumbs about being infertile, so ALL her sex is strictly for pleasure.View attachment 8804097
Technically sex was also for spiritual union between man and wife, but specifically only PiV sex, so everyone in this argument is wrong.
 
It's funny considering Jeremy was one of the people on the infamous boulder stream shitting on Mundane Matt for being a copyright flaggot. Now the sektur has imploded and everyone on the boulder stream has slowly turned into a lolcow. Meanwhile Mundane Matt may still be a boring faggot but he just can't stop taking W's by doing literally nothing. He just waits patiently, like a unmoving boulder as his enemies slowly destroy themselves.

His retarded remdeption arc of doing nothing while everyone around him becomes worse than him will always be the funniest shit to me.

The boulder king wins again
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I re-watched some old sektur livestreams (post boulderstream) where matt was on. He kept repeating this insufferably simpering line whenever he thought someone else had gotten enough heat that everyone would forget his faggotry, or if he got a rare win, where he would say something to the effect of "yeah guys I'm noticing maybe this is kind of like a redemption arc for me, one person's fall another's rise".
If you want a prime example go rewatch the first couple minutes of the Ralph vs Metokur stream he hosted, it's where I first noticed it but the pathetic groveling of "hmm maybe master lets jarbo be popular again? master lets jarbo have a crumb of ad revenue??" is his go to whenever he thinks the attention of the internet has shifted slightly off him and his niggardly behavior.
If his strategy is honestly to do nothing and hope to win he's playing the wrong game, I recommend the game of playing in traffic for him instead, would have much more entertaining results.

You obviously haven't been keeping up with Jarbo. He's still taking L's.
Him getting dunked on by CriticalDrinker for whinging about some author talking to the guy springs to mind.
 
I re-watched some old sektur livestreams (post boulderstream) where matt was on. He kept repeating this insufferably simpering line whenever he thought someone else had gotten enough heat that everyone would forget his faggotry, or if he got a rare win, where he would say something to the effect of "yeah guys I'm noticing maybe this is kind of like a redemption arc for me, one person's fall another's rise".
If you want a prime example go rewatch the first couple minutes of the Ralph vs Metokur stream he hosted, it's where I first noticed it but the pathetic groveling of "hmm maybe master lets jarbo be popular again? master lets jarbo have a crumb of ad revenue??" is his go to whenever he thinks the attention of the internet has shifted slightly off him and his niggardly behavior.
If his strategy is honestly to do nothing and hope to win he's playing the wrong game, I recommend the game of playing in traffic for him instead, would have much more entertaining results.


Him getting dunked on by CriticalDrinker for whinging about some author talking to the guy springs to mind.
Now wait a minute!! Matt noooooooo.
Jer added absolutely nothing to the boulder stream, he kept derailing the convo when they were trying to get Jarbo to screen share.
 
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