🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Schpoots]

My theory, if anything happens: Quatering does most finances through his wife, rich jew bull or some other non-jeremy specific method so their will be nothing to look at.

 

[Butwhythough2]

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Wanted to let everyone know that it's apparently still on. At the very least if he backs away from this now, he can't use the "I was drunk" card anymore.

Now what I wanna know is did Josh get the financial records?

 

[Wujime]

Lmao the sex slavery shit really made him panic didn't it?

 

[Bullooo]

Hambly you are a pathetic bitch and that is why your wife fucks other men, while you pay women six figures a year with no ROI and no pussy.

Simp cuck bitch.

 

[Old Man Mario]

Quarterton is going to cook those books to tell the story he wants. There's no way anyone will see the real deal. Not only because it would expose the truth once and for all but he knows if any fraud was found in it, he'd be turned in immediately.

 

[Schpoots]

I found a literally perfect example of jeremy being a sand bagging faggot after talking shit and begging for attention from keemstar and mr medicare.

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

Also Melonie kind of telling on herself that she loves to give blowjobs.

I'm not on Xitter at the moment, so I am wondering what the basis of her claim that the definition of sodomy in the Bible only refers to zoophilic or homosexual acts?

 

[Jelly_King812]

Hell, for all I know it could be a diploma mill he got that degree from.

GED Brand GED

 

[shekelshoah666]

Quarterton is going to cook those books to tell the story he wants. There's no way anyone will see the real deal. Not only because it would expose the truth once and for all but he knows if any fraud was found in it, he'd be turned in immediately.

He has "investors" in his channel and his coffee company too or so he says so he would need to just give Caleb full access to everything and even then there is no reason for an actual investor to allow any of their shit to go public.

I will laugh when his cope about the coffee company ends up being "well acksually they DO make millions a month but my white label is only a small part about of it but it's not technically wrong :^)"

 

[Jelly_King812]

He'll jump on, yell "NIGGER" over and over, then realise he's on kick and it doesn't matter, then he quits the stream

Or he'll start Cyraxxmaxxing, whip his bird out, start jacking it on stream in a desperate effort to get the stream taken down for nudity.

But current Melonie also, for some reason, wants us to know how she also loves taking it up the ass

Ah, the infamous, tried-and-true "Poophole Loophole", the best friend of Christians everywhere who want to have sex before marriage, but still claim virginity and cope over it.

I have a hard time believing an upstanding citizen of Jer's caliber hasn't cooked the ever loving FUCK out of those god damn books
It all has to be one giant shell game allegedly in my opinion

Well, that's what having the Audit Bull is for. Part of their job is to be able to tell whether the documents that are turned over are legit or not. Either way, it's a W for the Casino/KiwiFarms and an L for Jer because PPP/Andy get the dub regardless if Jer actually turns over his finances, that proves they broke him and he caved into the demands the Casino have been making for months, and if he doesn't, then they will clown Jer EVEN HARDER for being a bitchmade coward who has nothing hanging betwixt his thighs, just a massive gaping hole comparable to the Pit of Retartarus. The only way that Jer could pull a W out of this situation is that he actually produces his finances which prove that he IS in fact a multi-millionaire and Coffee Brand Coffee is a smashing success and that he finally found the infinite money glitch. However, this would very quickly turn into a massive L because now that his finances will be out in the open, people will likely stop donating to him because why the fuck would you donate your hard-earned money to a multi-millionaire that obviously isn't hurting financially?

But it seems like PPP and Warski are well versed with this. Just dangling the carrot in front of him is the way to go, since his greed for clout and engagement will keep him going forever, but only for as long as he doesn't actually get the carrot, at which point he will go into the lefty "I don't know what you're talking about" routine, which is what he ALWAYS does every single time he fools someone actually interacting with him.

PPP and Andy have been dangling a carrot in front of him but they realized that Jer doesn't like veggies, so I imagine they've now switched tactics and began dangling a delicious, succulent Twinkie in front of him. It's crazy how much they have this fat fool backed into a corner. THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS.

I found a literally perfect example of jeremy being a sand bagging faggot after talking shit and begging for attention from keemstar and mr medicare.

I remember this! This is when Jer was running his fucking mouth about Metokur and ducking him like a little pussy. This was also when he was conducting gay ops by going onto other creators streams and doing racist superchats in a pathetic effort to get them banned. That's the only reason Jer wanted to come onto Metokur's stream, but Jim obviously saw through his bullshit and refused to let him on. Keem literally had to come onto Jer's stream (while Jer was cocked, obviously lol) and trick a drunk Jer into letting Metokur on to debate him. He was ALWAYS such a pathetic worm. Pretty sure this stream was the last time Jer was involved in the Internet Bloodsports scene, and it's pretty clear to see why when you watch this lmfao

 

[Gothic Runes]

Some Hannah Claire stuff was pushed into my YouTube just because of the Kino Casion stuff. Not sure what she does? Her contribution to Jer are just great face reacts and preventing the Jer Mel date. And not to simp but but the hair down look could be better done up in a bun or something. Probably a natural defense against Jer and his lust.

She's Peter Brimelow's daughter, he's like an old school White nationalist similar to Jared Taylor, I saw on the Casino today that Jeremy wasn't aware her and Peter were related until after he already hired her. Political commentator btw.

 

[rearden_steel]

this was quarterings gracious commentary on the jack murphy situation.
you already know that, although actulaly being in the same situation, he was brutal towards Mr. Murphy, a hatable jackass by the way, let's summarize all the disgusting bullshit Jer did and "the vicious lies" he pulled on this guy.

1) the cuck simulator stream+ the 2 cuck simulator video.

2)He posted Murphy's sex tape on his twitter repeatidly until he got banned, but he was then the victim and was seething about censorship.

3) he made around 10 videos about Murphy

4) he made this

5) he also linked this video

 

[PopularMediaToaster]

I will laugh when his cope about the coffee company ends up being "well acksually they DO make millions a month but my white label is only a small part about of it but it's not technically wrong :^)"

Yeah I think that's part of the financial gymnastics his brain is doing right now. I think he believes that Coffee Brand Coffee, the Quartercast, and UMMM Media are all on the verge of insolvency, BUT Jeremy Hambley's personal bank account is doing great and he's completely loaded.

When he flexes it's from Jer's personal bank account, but when he BEGS, that's his totally failing business that's UNDER ATTACK!

I did ask my one tax lawyer friend what he thought about all this, and he did say that Jer has said or hinted at doing things that probably came at the advice of a real professional, so Jer Jer is at least smart enough to make sure his assets are arranged smartly.

 

[Kirklandwarrior]

I went to bed thinking we would get the audit. I wake up and ham planet deletes all his posts about it. What a fucking coward.

 

[Jelly_King812]

I found a literally perfect example of jeremy being a sand bagging faggot after talking shit and begging for attention from keemstar and mr medicare.

Why do I feel like this is one of many examples we have yet to dig up? He is such a bitchmade faggot

I went to bed thinking we would get the audit. I wake up and ham planet deletes all his posts about it. What a fucking coward.

We will see. I'd point it out but (i have to go to work lol) someone posted in the thread earlier some stuff from X where someone asked him about him deleting his tweets and if the audit is still happening, and Jer said that the audit is still on, apparently. I guess we will see in the next coming days whether or not he's telling the truth.

 

[rearden_steel]

this is gonna be a long one.
it is a post of many exemples of funny clips and tweets that came from Mr Hamplanet, that by themselves are not worthy of a thread.

1) Jer The creeper
AMouranth

As we have many times hard by the #goonergate king:"Girl get that bag".

Gina Corano

he needs those sweet feet pics, he really really does

Horses and hair dryers

is that what your wife does because you beat Viagra?

Twitter porn



yeah right, you know that twitter has always had an algorithm, based on ones search history?

Brie Larson


We already knew, but thanks for the horryfic mental image

Twin peaks(jer loves this restaurant)

image for reference.

jer on women's "ooohs"

i don't doubt that is your experience, i can guarantee you that most of them are fake jer.

2) Jer the soysumer

the windchimes
we already know about his windchime collection but i have found photos of jerjer's windchimes



the hermit crab



WTF this motherfucker doesn't have just 2/3 dogs, and a slatwater acquarium, but also fucking hermit crabs.

the beany babies

i don't know why but the clip lost the first second, where he states more clearly "i have", but you get the picture
the walrus admits to having boxes and boxes of mini beany babies

3) an alcoholism tale

is it normal to pass out drunk while eating,? it for sure never happened to me, but i also don't tell my friends about shitting my pants so i must be the strange one.

4) an other of jer's friends is a weirdo


loftipixels, other good friend of jer.
now the updated list is
NXIVM #2
Groomerfist
Styx
Loftipixels
Dankula
Blaire white
his furry editor
Rickieta
Adolwolf
and others that i might have forgotten

 

[Sneeds]

Every time I see Returnofthemac constantly expose/felt the Quarterpounder

 

[rearden_steel]

5) RETARD ALERT
This retard tries to sound smart in front of an other retard, i don't know anything about the guy on the right but come on dude how can you be so uneducated, especially when you both are "political commentators"

first of all you ignorant swine Ockham's razor is not "there", it is an abstract philosophical axiom, it would be like saying "look there is shroedinger's cat".
secondly you moronic cretin if you wanna look smart at least know the definition, of the "grift language" that you learn.
ockham's razor states that the postulate that calls in cause the least amount of prime principals is most likely the correct one.

It is not an idiom, you mong it is philosophical axiom, it is not short hand for shit, it is a term of philosophical logic, that defines a SPECIFIC logical problem solving method.
and it makes you look dumber not smarter because your dumbass managed to butcher it.
maybe read a couple of philosophical treaties on logic, and then try to use their technical language, ah no i forgot you are unable to read, and haven't read a book since grade school.

6) The grift signal is activated and the TurdMan arrives


yeah he is above you little turdman, he ain't gonna pay you shit

7) Free speech warrior

No comment

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

Null replies and Jer says he will share his tax fillings. (I don't think he will)

look at my taxes NULL, hell ill even let you FUCK MY WIFE. please notice meeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Wraithdolf the White]

the windchimes
we already know about his windchime collection but i have found photos of jerjer's windchimes

Why have I seen so many people in the back pocket of jews with wind chimes?
I'm starting to get worried ham and heath has one room with a checkerboard floor print and accents of red somewhere in the room or nearby.