🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Yesterday I made roast pork and I finally got the crackling perfect. Roasted some garlic, carrots, shallots and baby potatoes around it.
Tard cannot cook for shit.
 
Jimmy Dean Bowl said:
Tard cannot cook for shit.
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C'mon now! Tarl's cooking is every bit as excellent as his nutrient starved scraggly looking more like weeds than garden plants garden he so proudly displayed just two years ago in several videos. After extolling the wonders of biochar for what seemed forever, and making it by just burning planks of wood, he forgot one thing. Ash from burned wood is basically potash, and it lacks the nitrogen component rich soil needs to support plant growth well, especially plant growth intended for human consumption. That is why his " garden" was such a sickly looking mess. Lose a vice, gain a skill indeed.
 
Okay dude.

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Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
I wish people would stop thinking the 2000s internet was the wild west. Fuck, 2004 had Facebook, it was already on the downward spiral. The late 90s Internet was a different beast.
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To be fair early 2000s craigslist rants and raves is where it was at. Especially Denver's page. That was the real wild west imo.

Once my boomer parents (and everyone else's) joined facebook, I quit.

So Tarl thinks he's this epic troll? I doubt he even knew about devercraigslistrants&raves. It was basically an elite troll university.
 
Jimmy Dean Bowl said:
I am dying of second hand embarrassment for this fool. Holy cringe.
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As Dunning-Kruger as he is, he probably thinks he's outsmarting people by doing this- if he acts "unhinged", then he believes that he can get away with it.

He's never had to deal with anything as an adult in his lifetime, so he thinks he can continue to get by with it- he can always run back to StonerMcMommy and DaddyNightRapist- all he has to do is shit himself publicly enough times and he'll get away Scott Free- I mean it worked for Andrew Ditch for the longest time..
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
All I ended up making was the chicken.
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The other day I was inspired. I sliced up a can of spam, basted it in a mixture of spicy brown mustard and soy sauce, and air fried it at 350f for 5 minutes on each side, and it was ABSOLUTELY delicious. I just made sandwiches with it, but the possibilities are endless. It's one of those combos that sounds absolutely disgusting, but somehow comes together in an incredibly flavorful way.

Air frying spam turns it into an entirely different-tasting food. it's like alchemy, and more magical than any bullshit spell that Styx ever tried because it's got 100% reliable results. Canned biscuits work the same way in the air fryer. If you haven't had an air-fried canned biscuit, you don't yet understand the miracle.

I have to admit, as soon as I wrenched the top off the can and got a whiff of the raw spam, I thought I'd made a terrible mistake and did not think I would be able to make it through this experiment, but to my surprise, air-fried mustard soy sauce spam is divine. The only mistake I made is using full-strength soy sauce because it's way too salty. Reduced Sodium soy sauce acquired. I'm also try different knockoff brands of spam to find the cheapest, tastiest combo.

Thread tax: air-fried mustard soy-sauce spam is 100% better than any pussy vegan food Styx has showcased on his channel. If Styx ate a fucking air-fried spam slice, he's probably get enough protein to his nutrient-starved brain to finally realize how bad he's fucked his life.
 
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air-fried canned biscuit
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This is now a euphemism for farting.

I can't do the salt; I haven't cooked with salt in years, and when using prepped foods (canned soup, etc), I try to watch how much sodium it has - but obviously, if I'm making slop, I don't care quite so much.

Will probably shred the chicken I don't eat tonight and turn it into a casserole.
 
W@rui said:
Okay dude.

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Neat Tard. Wake me up when you can actually be visceral and are not clearly struggling to understand why getting your colon stretched out by a gang of NOLA folk felt good even as you shudder in terror at the experience too.

There are medical side effects lines from pill commercials more vivid than you.
 
SnakesBleedRed said:
Styx drink of choice....
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Damn, that reminds me of the night/ morning when I shared bottle of Night Train Express, a bottle of MD 20/20, and a bottle of Ripple with two other people, and following that consumption with a bag of one dozen White Castle sliders to cap off the night. The smells that eminated from the three of us the next mid morning was some of the foulest were had experienced. Needless to say. that experiment in the land of the Winos was never repeated again.

At least I did learn my lesson, and eventually quit drinking for good after that. More than anybody here can say of Tarl.
 
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Adamska said:
There are medical side effects lines from pill commercials more vivid than you.
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So true! Every single new drug has the side effect disclaimer "may cause a life threatening infection that begins on the skin of the perineum". It doesn't even matter what it it's for. AIDS, Kidney Disease, Psoriasis. They ALL have this disgusting deadly side effect.

So weird! And what a way to die.
 
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