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Stabby_Pencil said:
And the M stands for 'mathematics'.
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I am well aware. That's why I called it a science.

Positron said:
You are in the very thread that demonstrates Medicine is a service industry, in which the customer is always right, and is NOT a Science, where truths are determined empirically.
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Stabby_Pencil said:
Since lobbying groups got into medicine, please see WPATH as an example.
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I didn't realize you meant in a philosophical/moral sense i.e. referring to the modern medical industry. You'll have to forgive the 'tism on this one, sorry.
 
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I don't really know where this fits.

A Transgender Woman on the Internet, Crying​


This tranny may have written a musical that is fan fiction of Blaire White. Where a non-binary biological male, who identifies as a lesbian, seeks to take them down but ends up falling in love with her. At the end of the day love triumphs, Blaire becomes less conservative and a lesbian dating this biological male.


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https://www.umac.melbourne/whats-on/a-transgender-woman-on-the-internet-crying-in-concert
https://whatson.cityofsydney.nsw.gov.au/events/a-transgender-woman-on-the-internet-crying
Plot Summary

Avis O’Hara (@theDIYDoll) is the most fabulous and famous trans influencer on the internet. Cutting-edge, left-tube vlogger Corrin Verbeck has had enough. Determined to expose Avis as a comphet, bio-essentialist, TERF-lite traitor, Corrin pretends to befriend her – but the plan backfires spectacularly… when Corrin falls in love.

This hilarious and unexpected lovers-to-enemies-to-lovers odyssey is a hyperpop musical about what it means to be the “right kind of trans”.

Following acclaimed concert presentations at Adelaide Cabaret Festival and the Hayes Festival of New Work, A Transgender Woman on the Internet, Crying arrives kicking and dancing as a full production. Don’t miss this fierce, funny and poignant exploration of identity, community and the transformative power of the trans community.
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Fandom has pages for two of the characters from which I can piece together more information.
Avis
Corrin

So basically, a tranny has written a musical where they play the most famous tranny online, but are conservative and hold traditional gender role views of what being a women is. So only dates men which he meets in Grinder.

A male far-left blogger, who is non-binary and refers to themselves as a lesbian, hatches a plan to expose the tranny as a terf and right wing grifter but then ends up falling in love with them.

At the end of the musical, the tranny breaks free of her strict view on gender roles. Learns to just be themselves, becomes open and accepting to be bisexual and open to date women which of course is just a biological male.
 
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TismFarmer said:
Im sure I saw a reply to this post basically saying, you're right.
None of you pass and you never will, and something about 'if even one person misgenders you that means you don't pass, never have, never will, and people are just being kind or saving themselves from a tranny tantrum'
Then I accidentally clicked away before saving it and by the time I'd backed up they had removed it! So fast! Now I'm stuck wondering if it really was as scathing as I remember, but I can't find it. Anyone who is better at removed Reddit posts able to find it?
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The best reddit archival site I found is this: https://ihsoyct.github.io/index.html?comments=1rzlolq&backend=artic_shift but it's still way worse than the old ones back when API calls were free. I couldn't find the post you were looking for, maybe you quoted it wrong, maybe it got deleted before it got saved.
Love this one though:
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>i don’t think that’s true. in this survey, visual conformity with affirmed gender was achieved in 28% of trans women. not 1% like you claim.https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7529975/pdf/nihms-1616417.pdf
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>>Isn’t that self-reported though?
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We all know trannies know exactly when they're stealth and no one's the wiser. :christine:
Stabby_Pencil said:
How much lesbian porn does one have to consume to be this delusional?
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I think it's tranny on woman porn that's doing these guys in.
gaysexenjoyer said:
Stop.
Jerking.
OFF.
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This is post nut clarity hitting full force.
 
Stabby_Pencil said:
Ah, so they aren't comprehending the only women who will be with them are either being paid or resigned to staying with them because they have no other option at the moment.
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They're autistic and delusional. The ones remotely lucid are the 4tran folks and they bounce between "ohh im girlgooning so hard xisters" and "oh god it's all a lie someone please end me".
 
HTTP Error 404 said:
Remember, that woman technically has a fucking doctorate. She should know better than to act that way in a professional setting, especially in front of a Judge. If it was a troon instead of a pooner I'd say it was the troon's natural hatred for real women, but I have no idea how this plays out with the pooner delusions. Maybe she thought this is how manly men act?
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She learned from Gigachad Lawyer Nick Rekieta.

Im a few hundred pages behind but found the pooner lawyer freakout outside of the farms and had to rush ahead to see if it had been posted yet
 
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They will do anything to mutilate themselves even if it could kills them
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I feel like that "yeet the teets" doctor whose name is annoying to spell (EDIT: Sidhbh Gallagher) has operated on much more overweight women than that. I remember her website saying that weight should not prevent a person from living as their ~*~true self~*~. And I remember seeing pictures on her site of a massively overweight woman with zipper tits standing next to her right after surgery.
 
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Yuck Fou said:
"...she saw my girlfriend's dick...now my mom thinks I'm gay..."
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Even a liberal mom who is OK with him being gay would think that. :P

This month's prize for playing stupid games goes to ... 8)

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Hi all,

I am a 22 year old trans man and I just got diagnosed with HIV yesterday. I'm pretty sure it's confirmed. I'm getting a blood test to check the viral load.

Just feeling kinda blah. I don't really know how I feel and I anticipate getting a lot of judgement, which may be fair. I was on prep for months and then my insurance ran out. As soon as I got insurance again, I tried to get on prep but then found out I have HIV.

Looking for support. I doubt there are many of you with HIV, but any kind words are appreciated.

Edit: thank you to everyone who has commented. Your support has made me feel a lot better :')
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Sorry folks, no action for you here. :lit:

From top comment after that sub-thread: :christine:
Cis gay man here. There is a growing swath of gay men who actively push back against the stigma of HIV. It is manageable, and it says nothing about your character or your worth as a human being. You are a valued part of the community, and seroconversion does not make you more or less so. ...
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Womb Wizard Victim said:
Here's an idea, Ms Pooner. If your insurance isn't paying for PREP at the moment, maybe just stop having unprotected anal sex for a bit. You're not going to implode if you lay off the shagging for a few months. As the kids say, FAFO. Quite literally in this case.
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That's literally trans genocide, you chud.
 
In light of the new ban on TiMs in women's sports from the IOC, a tranny feels tempted towards a toaster bath now that the writing is on the wall as he fears the potential of living in a "totalitarian global anti-queer fascist dictatorship" all because some people find men pulverizing women to be poor sportsmanship. "They want people to rot themselves inside their bedrooms and be isolated from everyone," he cries, as if the average troon doesn't live life like a mole person in a cyberpunk dystopia already.
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Honestly, what is the point of living in a world like this?​

The IOC trans and intersex women ban has really triggered me. I cannot look at social media because EVERYONE is talking about this, supporting or opposing it. I just can't stand this anymore. Why we trans women can't be treated like any other woman? Why we are going backwards on this. We are goint to fall into a totalitarian global anti-queer fascist dictatorship, aren't we?
And everything is so hopeless.. there is literally no place in the planet where things are going well for us. We are being restricted from every women-only space. We are being driven away from public life. They don't want us to compete or even participate in sports. They want people to rot themselves inside their bedrooms and be isolated from everyone. And honestly I don't know how to cope about this.
I don't really know what pro trans and intersex women athletes can do. Retire? Detransition in the case of trans women or go into the shadows? What can be done?? Why did I have to be born into this world like I am? I hate this world and I don't know what is the point of living in a world like this, full of hate and bigotry. And no one stands for us. No one wants to. We are alone and I don't know what is the way foward. I feel defeated and hopeless. We lost. We fucking lost.
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Since I know some of you were probably eager to see Olympic levels of seething from the IOC ruling, here's another TiM brought to utter devastation over the declaration, and since Shitty Mouse over here posted this to the crappiest place on Earth - 4tran4 - the comments are downright gravid with grimacing ghouls: "This is destroying me today, because I can't see the point of life if people think I'm biologically male or that I was male socialized or that I'm anything but a woman," says one tearful troglodyte, with another stating morosely that "Trans women just have to accept that many hobbies are a thing of the past and there is nothing we can do." In fact, the news is so painful to some users that they now believe their only chance at happiness lies in deception or death. I'm completely over suicide threats at this point - anyone threatening them from here on out will now be met with a popped-open lawn chair, a cold can of soda and a piping hot bucket of buttered popcorn. Do a flip!
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All the news articles implying transexual women are not biological female again​

Like I know that the only people that truly believe you can change your sex are mostly 4tranners, but it's still hurts to read it from so many official sources and big news sites.
Isn't saying Trans Women (and probably intersex women, women with natural higher T, etc too) are banned from Olympics enough. Please stop rubbing it in which sex you think we are
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Virtual cesspool and propagator of smoothbrains TikTok has provided us yet another avenue in which to make pooners insecure: a trend called 'catching print,' which - for older, less with-it Kiwis - means analyzing the size of a man's penis when he is wearing pants, with some even measuring its presence against the inseam of their pants to determine whether a guy is a grower or a shower. While this FTM tries to acknowledge how objectifying it is towards actual men, the source of her umbrage is clearly moreso due to a dearth of desire for doodz, bitterly remarking that nobody has acknowledged that the concept is "non-trans inclusive." Is this why you little weirdos are so fixated on packers? God, I wish I had problems this stupid.
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Anyone else uncomfortable about the catching print trend?​

Hey guys, I’m 29, ftm 5 years in, pre op. I guess I’d say I’m fairly chronically online. I noticed this trend on tiktok lately where people are talking about ‘catching print’… if you know you know, idk if I’m allowed to describe what that means but you can look it up. At first I kinda thought it was funny that it wouldn’t apply to me but then the more and more I’m seeing discussions about it I’ve realized it was kind of triggering my dysphoria. I’ve never had much bottom dysphoria before though so it really surprised me. But I think it’s just the shaming language people are using around the topic it’s bringing up old insecurities, like wow if people don’t even want cis men who do have this particular thing, nobodies ever gunna want me…? Of course logically I know that’s not true.
Anyways I sat with the discomfort and my emotions about it today and the point of my post is mainly cause I want to encourage anyone else maybe seeing this trend to not spiral about it. We are whole men the way we are at any stage of our transition and we do not need check boxes when being perceived by others.
Beyond that, just genuinely curious if anyone else has seen this trend and what are your thoughts on it? Cause I honestly haven’t seen anyone online yet point out how it’s non-trans inclusive. Not that I necessarily want to be included anyway because I think the trend is weird but, does anyone know what I mean?
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A clown is bothered by the fact that most people consider men in goofy wigs, bad makeup and squeaky shoes to be walking punchlines.
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Why is there always an anti-trans joke in everything?​

Seriously, just about everything I watch from the past 30 years has some sort of joke...
40 year old virgin? My name is Earl?
How I met your mother? Oh and the Hangover movies as well
Jesus even raising hope had a joke about 4 episodes in, and it's a show about raising a child...
Its SO very shitty to go back to something you liked and to see this.
Just ranting, sorry. It truly pisses me off and depresses me to no end. It's like grown adults couldn't go a year without making a joke about a woman having a penis, and it's always the dumbest jokes too.
Either the sexually aggressive man wasn't careful and is nearly throwing up after sleeping with a trans woman, or the "nerdy guy" isn't savvy enough to differentiate...
ugh
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Over in relatively apolitical sub r/WhatDoIDo, a TiF seeks guidance on what her next steps ought to be in an increasingly hostile society, fearful that her parents may see jailtime for their part in helping her transition underage. Because this is a part of Reddit where many users are not trannypozzed, comments are quick to mock her even though she told these meaniebutts not to, with some taunting her about Canadian boogeymen and accusing her of suffering from "pretend problems"; such painful dismissal, naturally, drives OP to delete the post entirely.
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Transgender in America​

I'm a 19 year old trans man. Of course, I am increasingly scared of what's going to happen. I believe after ICE is done with whatever their plan is with the Latin American immigrants we will be the next main target. Also, my parents signed for me to go on testosterone under 18 and I'm worried about what will happen to them as well. I am going to buy some TRT testosterone so I should have a 2 year stash but otherwise, how seriously do I take this threat? I live ~3 hours from the border and have a passport so if necessary I can go to Canada but not the funds to completely move myself there long term. Will they start giving asylum? Or should I apply to college there. Am I freaking out over nothing? I don't imagine trans men will ever be imprisoned but of course we could be put into conversion therapy camp places. What really got me extra worried tonight was thinking about my parents going to jail.
By the way, if you think I'm deluded, you don't have to be a jerk about it, seriously. This a looming threat felt by countless people in this country. If you don't believe our increasingly fascist regime would begin targeting one of their biggest targets I don't know what to tell you. And to the rude guy who said something about a so called grippy sock vacation, I have severe bipolar 1 and OCD (which makes me excessively worried about things hence why I asked if I was overreacting! Believe it or not I'm lacking in self awareness and realize this could be made worse in my head!) and have been hospitalized in the past with a non zero chance of it happening again within the coming weeks. Be sensitive about things as you don't know someone's situation. If you're MAGA you can ignore this post
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After gobbling up Canadian gooner grub Heated Rivalry with gusto, a "gay trans guy" (i.e., a creepy little straight girl) can't help but feel like an outsider looking in whenever she engagse with "cis queer culture," stating that she feels as if she is appropriating experiences that aren't hers simply because she likes watching two slack-jawed yokels as they yank at each other's yardsticks.
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watching cis queer culture​

this is kind of a dumb vent, but i [18, ftm prehrt] just finished heated rivalry (no spoilers here dw) and its something I've noticed whenever i see any like celebration of cis queer culture, but does it make any one else just so sad? like im a gay trans guy but i feel like i have no place in the cis gay community, i feel like an outsider and lile i shouldn't take space in that community because im not a cis gay guy and i never will be. i had a friend make a joke about "how are you a gay man and youve never seen brokeback mountain?" and it was a good line but i feel like im not deserving to be considered a 'gay man' i feel like im like stealing their culture or something.
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Over the last several years, a MTF sacrificed everything good in his life - his family, his friends, a place in the city he loved and a job he didn't despise - all in pursuit of chasing the skirtgospinny dragon. Unfortunately, now that he's trapped in a dead-end job with an exhausting commute and no loved ones to speak of, he finally realizes how pointless an endeavor it all was. But hey, if we don't let people transition, they'll have no reason to live and kill themselves, so this is clearly the superior outcome!
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Being trans has ruined my life​

I'm just going to be honest, I'm making this post because im so unbelievably burnt out and unhappy.
for the last 3 years I have been trying to make my transition work and it honestly feels like I was too late and don't earn enough to save towards surgery. i feel like if I got to transition the first two times my egg broke (10ish, 18ish) and didn't have my parents intervene, I would not be in this situation....
the harassment, discrimination and inhostillity I get at the different shops I've worked at is insane and hard to deal with. I find I'm now crying at shifts I've been dealing with it for so long like years, holding on for a day i "pass better" but ive realised that day may never come and could just be dealing with neverending hate. the inhostillity is pretty much most customers. at least in the regional stores I could get to know the bad customers and brace/avoid. I deal with that many people now I don't know whos going to hurt me. I live in honestly one of the best countries to be trans right now and it's still appalling...
I moved to a city with no friends or social circle thinking it was going to be better for me but I highly regret it. it was easier regionally. the commute two hours though the city feels insane to me even compared to the roads I used to drive regionally and I find I'm burnt out just surviving and trying to get my studies done these days. I'm half tempted to take some time off or leave off due to everything but feel like I can't.
I'm starting to get very unhopeful hrt is going to help me. in the recent months my progress has actually gone backwards. I'm just angry at myself for thinking this was something that was going to work out for me. I'm very angry and bitter all the time.
my life was so easy before all of this (5 minute commute, rent was free, my parents loved me, I actually had friends, people saw me for the gender I presented as, lived in a great city and I blew it up for her and it's litterally been my biggest life regret. even had love, my financials were building as a young 20 yo)
I don't believe there is a such thing as a truely supportive workplace for someone who doesn't pass and is openly trans like me after looking for so long. I did my nails last shift and I got treated so poorly. I'm even anxious in going in today. it feels like death by a thousand cuts
I wish I wasn't trans but honestly with looking at my past I have had persistent dyshoria, euphoria and gender incongruity my whole life so I think detransition will just make my anger and bitterness worse.
I just feel so trapped. I'm usually a deal with my shit head on sort of girl, so not being able to do anything about this feels like hell. it just feels like im screwed no matter what I do? I've talked to professionals about all this stuff but they can't help me come to conclusions. I have to come to them myself. I swear i have helped myself more. but I guess I've reached a point where I'm exhausted and dont know what to do anymore....
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An arrogant little NLOG seeks to infiltrate and destroy a group chat spearheaded by normal girls in order to embarrass and humiliate them based on their unimpressive knowledge of anatomy; when the girls do not fall to their knees to worship her for her superior male intelligence and instead see her as an odd little pest, OP puts on a facade of trollish amusement even though it's obvious just how upset she is that nobody cared one way or the other about her input.
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I just can't talk to cisfoids without sounding like an incel, even if I try to gaymax​

The few cisfoids of my stem class made a group chat called "women explained" to educate us, where they're making daily polls about women anatomy in general. First I automatically saw the group's name and felt a deep need to destroy it, considering that a few trans people are out here, so it influenced the way I'd talk in the group chat.
But I still wanted to talk to them, like, I'm pretty sure I know much more about women anatomy than they do, and I think it would be interesting to have a fkn inclusive group that would share facts about intersex people, hrt and stuff. Because they don't actually know themselves how their body works and I think the studying of hrt is capital to understand it.
I'm a stealth man. I'm not even everybody knows I'm gay.
I have never been able to fit in any group of women and I just toxicitymax all day long because I'm autistic as shit and this is my only way to interact with people.
I went straight to suggest them some facts, starting by the fact that the clitoris could get hard and that barely no woman even knows this.
Ofc they were weirded out.
Of course I knew it would weird them out lmfao I've been weirding women out on purpose for years.
But lol for once, since a certain amount of people know I'm gay there, I thought that maybe I could try to pretend that I'm that gay guy who talks to women, and that they would consider listening to what I'm saying. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WENT LMFAO.
Thinking about it again I feel kinda disappointed that none of them just tried to understand that, idk, maybe there are males who are not uneducated? Like, I get that thing that they don't wanna get mansplained but they did need additional help, they were litteraly brainstorming. And I don't see why they would assume that a man who just seems interested by anatomy is still here only to mansplain them.
Like, I get that, considering the amount of men who are only seeking for attention when they talk about these topics with women, it's sorta normal that they react like you're just here to harass them when you try having a normal conversation with them... But it's still so fkn stupid, I hate how they call themselves progressist and just can't even talk to a man like he's a human being who deserves to be understood as a whole rather than just being a stereotype.
Maybe I'm just toxicitymaxxing to a point where I just can't say that stuff without sounding like an incel. And the fact that I was just internally making fun of the group for how irrelevant it was of course didn't help. But like, their polls are litteraly just irrelevant as hell, I wasn't being pedantic, just realistic.
I mean, I usually wouldn't have cared, it's just that they then got kinda rude to a male friend of mine who was talking to them before I joined their conversation, and I respect that man for how he manages to actually talk to females without sounding toxic (he's gay but not out to them). Now I feel bad for him.
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Finally, another entry in the diary of pain from our maiden of malding Round_Candle6462, who goes into more detail about the supposed "slut factor" that taints her aura like a mark of the beast. While this post does not actually really clarify what precisely goes into whatever "the slut factor" is, it certainly does give one the impression that poor little miss Candle has been raped to sleep by dickwolves every single hour of every single day of every single year of her existence to date; I mean, I know "pooners are all rape victims" is almost a cliche by now, but how else do you interpret someone writing that they want everyone to see them as a "skinny asexual twink boy machine thing" or a "skinny lanky fluffy messy haired aroace AuDHD twink" who "never ever ever ever ever" receives any sort of sexual interest from potential paramours?
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I'm cursed with the slut factor​

i'll never ever be clocked as one of those stereotypical transmascs with the fluffy hair, piercings, fandom obsession, animal crossing, etc. i want fluffy hair but i cant even be bothered to get my hair like that even thohg i want it so badly, how pathetic
me, on the other hand. my interests is enneagram, occult, pharmacology, the demiurge, dream analysis. i like studying stuff. and i also like the Moomins, pirating Soulseeks, retro games. total strangers could look at stuff i have wrote, or look at the way i dress, and immediately think "WHORE". they perceive me as SEX SEX SEX FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME CUM CUM CUM no matter how many times i tell them my gender identity. I'm different from the other trans masc's because i've got the fucking Slut Factor. i blame my interests and writing style and fashion sense etc for me having the Slut Factor, because if it was more typical of Pinterest transmasc, i wouldnt be treat like such a slutty adult woman so much. I want everyone and their mother in the entire fucking world to perceive me as a skinny asexual twink boy machine thing so badly.
every so often people give completely irrelevant sexual comments on my posts. people give me creepy unsolicited sexual DM's (not just on reddit but other sites as well). and i get sexually harrassed like a woman would be IRL as well. strangers often make comments about me needing/wanting/having a boyfriend. all this confuses me, what is it about me that is so slutty? i dont get it. and it causes me overwhelming emtoional pain.
update: i'm so going to kms now. a porn account Women in lingerie NSFW has following me on tumblr.i am diagnosed with a severe case of Neverpasser Syndrome. a one so debilitating it warrants euthanasia. I am perceived by literally everyone, no matter how hard I try, as the precise opposite of everything i want to be.
I'm not like the other trans boys. In a bad way.I'm not like the other trans boys. They may get insulted in nasty ways as well, but I get insulted in the most hurtful kind of way: my gender is not taken seriously and I am perceived as nothing mroe than a little slut cus i got the stupid fucking Slut Factor that i wish i could get rid of and if i never had this fucking Slut Factor everyone would perceive me as the skinny lanky fluffy messy haired aroace AuDHD twink i am and i would never ever ever ever get hit on in my life ever
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