💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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mandatorylurk said:
$1400 dollar glasses, someone in Cuba rob him:

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goes well with his $690 shirt

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and $1480 ring
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Cuban communism is failing because they're cut off from the benefits of American capitalism, so a bunch of American communists are delivering the benefits of American capitalism to Cuba in order to prop up their filing communism, thus then proving that communism is working great for Cuba.

It makes perfect sense if you don't think about it.
 
Neil said:
Hasan turns 35 this year.
At 34, Ethan Klein welcomed his first of three sons into the world.
At 34, Hasan Piker is about a few seconds away from saying he'd give the Governor of California a blowjob for even a tiny bit of clout.
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He might be fucked since he apparently can't legally return to Turkey without being executed by Erdogan.
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Let's hope the finasteride did its job and wrecked Hamas Pikers pecker. We don't need any more turk roaches in the world
 
Sargon's wife's son said:
How is Trump not charged this motherfucker with treason already? Like, seriously, just charge him with treason and have him executed. This dude is objectively acting. He is an unregistered foreign agent.
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Same reason Fuentes never got arrested after January 6th - Hasan is clearly a glowie.

Presumably Hasan's main purpose is to keep radical far leftists' attentions focused entirely on chronically online bullshit like shitting on Asmongold or Ethan Klein, instead of pledging their allegiance to ISIS/actual dangerous terrorist organizations.
 
I can't imagine Hasan being anything other than a glownigger. Nobody has ever gotten away with being this much of a subversive agent so openly, even for leftists. Everyone suspiciously stays out of his way at all times. Whenever consequences seem to mysteriously avoid a public figure like this (Fuentes is like this too) that's always an indicator to me
 
Hasan is in fact living his communist values. As a member of the communist elite, he gets to live in luxury and have access to all his creature comforts like food and electricity. While the peasants have to suffer the consequences. Checkmate!
 
LikeAStone 2.0 said:
Cross posting and working on archive, my hands are kinda tied up at the moment though. Apparently, Hasan and friends may have killed a bunch of people inadvertently.
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If there was justice in this is world, the news of why those people died would be leaked and spread and the people of Cuba would take justice into their own hands and eradicate the cancer these "people" like Hasan are. I apologize for MATI but come on, they have blood on their hands!

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Herpes is Brat said:
Hasan responds to criticism for staying at a five star hotel while in Cuba on a “humanitarian aid” trip, blaming America for having to.

“The government makes it illegal for us to stay where we want in Cuba. We have to stay in five star hotels.”

While holding an espresso


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I can feel it, bros. This is Hasan's Portugal arc. How cheap are Cuba tickets right now, maybe Cog can get in on the action.
 
SFODevsMassiveGunt said:
Let's hope the finasteride did its job and wrecked Hamas Pikers pecker. We don't need any more turk roaches in the world
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Not to ruin the party.

Let's assume he's in that 1-2% group that get those sideeffects, he got the money for TRT to mitigate it. If you are having a $600 shirt and living in a 5 start hotel in a shithole country (assuming it's not a meme, can't bother to check), you most likely have the budget to shit out some IVF offspring too.
 
The fact there's a none 0 chance that a group of angry Cubans could swarm the hotel Hasan is at does but quite a big smile on my face.
 
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If this faggot likes communist shitholes so much, why don't he expatriate to one? Especially since he hates America so much. The fact that he doesn't is really telling, he knows it's hell to live in one, even as a spoiled upper-class communist.
 
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