Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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JambledUpWords said:
Robux are probably worth more than Iranian currency right now.
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They are. Robux are roughly $1.25 USD per 100 Robux. 100 USD is 8000 Robux.

Iranian Rials on the other hand...
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Oof.
 
ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
Iran is shitting its pants so hard over the Gulf States getting involved that they're now just announcing obvious, provable falsehoods in an attempt to smooth things over.
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taking a play straight out of israels handbook with this one. they got the first part right, the "we didn't do this", the only part they need now is the "but if we did here's why"
 
Scale Smerch said:
If you cry about stickers you are spiritually brown. Especially in this thread.
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Acknowledging that people are retarded is not the same as caring that they're retarded.

Many retards fail this test.

harmacist said:
taking a play straight out of israels handbook with this one. they got the first part right, the "we didn't do this", the only part they need now is the "but if we did here's why"
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Iran should write a book!
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MetokurGroomedMe said:
sir, Brent closed yesterday at 112, after trading at 108. That statement is buttfuck retarded. There has not been a single confirmed strike on a vessel from Iran in at least a week, if not a little more than that. Please, provide the evidence that Oil will be over 180 dollars a barrel at whatever time of your choosing is specified. I'm all ears.
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It's probably an exaggeration, but there are people talking about their fears of it.

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ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
Hey, you know what's based and tradpilled?
Hosting a literal CCP propagandist on your show.
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https://archive.ph/wQiZS
Chinese man: The United States should abandon its role as a global hegemon/bully and seek an equal partnership with China, Russia and Iran.
Tucker: I think that's the wisest possible advice and probably the only path that preserves civilization.
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SBG said:
It's probably an exaggeration, but there are people talking about their fears of it.

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Please, for the love of all that is holy, can people stop posting paywalled journoshit? https://archive.ph/hp11g

For one, that's two days ago, meaning that after two days, they have seen a reduction, not an increase, in oil prices. For two, they were assuming Iran might continue to attack refineries and such, which has not continued. They're also talking exclusively about futures, which are a notoriously change-averse market, and they react badly if like, a guy in a refinery drops a wrench and takes a few seconds longer to tighten a bolt. The strait is also only 'closed' because Insurance Companies are too cowardly to simply insure boats and let them go. It is a line go up fear that maybe THEIR line won't go up if they take the risk, so these companies in Europe and Asia are fucking over everyone because they're too raped.

Also, Iran could do this again at any time, and easily could have done so prior to this, if the Euros pissed them off, and they had made it clear, as other people say, that Iranians were always keeping the threat of shutting down the strait as an attempted economic deterrent. They will never hesitate to do it again after this, because Europe and Asia both showed that they will not do anything about it, and Iran could squeeze them as hard as they wanted and both sides would play ball, government-wise and shipping-wise.

That should also motivate many Europeans to hate their governments for allowing that to happen to them in the first place. Strong diplomacy means that you can't be gotten by the testes this way.

redbeardeded said:
If the world goes multipolar and Iran starts pricing its oil in Rials, that currency is going to moon like bitcoin.
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That might be the heaviest lifting I've ever seen an If do, RedBRICS.
 
Harambe said:
Given their pattern of arming paramilitaries to attack countries they only had abstract problems with, I suspect if Iran had nuclear warheads they’d have attacked first.
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"Nuking stuff" is not a real thing in modern geopolitics. It is a deterrent at best.
You either kill everyone who could possibly retaliate, in which case MAD (and you have rendered the world uninhabitable), or you do something lesser and are completely obliterated by response.
Even disregarding the strategy of it, nobody has the stomach to kill hundreds of millions or billions of people, despite what autistic people may think.
This also disregards the extremely likely case in which the nuclear attempt is dealt with before execution, in which case you reap all of the consequences with none reward.
 
The Great Ducktator said:
I don't believe that at all. The Iranians would know that being the first country to use nukes in a war of aggression would get them shitfucked. Same reason they never initiated an exchange of airstrikes/missiles with Israel. They'd get into deep, deep trouble. Even with nukes, the fact remains that the rest of the world has a lot more firepower than Iran could ever have.
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Iran isn’t ruled by rational people. They're deranged cultists with end times fantasies to fulfil. And not in a retarded christcuck evangelical way either. The particular sect that the hardliners who hold power adhere to see it as their solemn duty to do everything in their power to bring about the Apocalypse.

They don’t care if their country gets destroyed and they die. This is evident enough from this war. They’re true believers in their insane nonsense about the 12th Imam and the Mahdi and all that jazz.

Even their stupid proxy war with Israel was waged largely on the grounds of creating, in their view, the conditions necessary for a reappearance of the 12th Imam.

The Islamic Republic in the eyes of the clerics who rule it exists for this purpose and this purpose alone.

This lunacy is what would separate them from every other nuclear armed state on Earth, who possess nuclear weapons for comparatively normal reasons that ensure they (probably) won’t fire them in anger.
 
ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
Iran is shitting its pants so hard over the Gulf States getting involved that they're now just announcing obvious, provable falsehoods in an attempt to smooth things over.
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Also, to give an update on the apartment complex attack, there miraculously appears to be no reported deaths as of yet.
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CCTV from inside an apartment and images of the damage from the impact.

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Silence of the Troons said:
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https://archive.ph/wQiZS
Chinese man: The United States should abandon its role as a global hegemon/bully and seek an equal partnership with China, Russia and Iran.
Tucker: I think that's the wisest possible advice and probably the only path that preserves civilization.
:story:
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Civilization will be mega-preserved if Russia, China, and Iran are "equal" to the United States in geopolitical power. The lesson of history is that the closer great powers get to equal geopolitical power, the more civilization is preserved. Please don't look at the three times since industrialization that happened, in 1914-1918, 1939-1945, and 1945-1991. Civilization was definitely not in a precarious state then. Please don't look at what happened when German geopolitical power rose to equal Roman. Or Sassanid to Byzantine. Or Islamic to Sassanid and Byzantine and European. Or Mongol to Chinese and Islamic. Or Ottoman to Hapsburg. Or Russian to Ottoman. Or French to English (or English to French). Or English to Spanish. Civilization was super-preserved, of course, this rising equality in power didn't result in war after war after war for dominance or anything
 
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