Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Onepumpplumpchump]

honestly I think Trump just needs to go full on Conquest right now after Iran and Cuba just fucking Annex Canada then Mexico. He can appoint Ralph as the leader of Mexico and Wayne Gretzky the leader of Canada.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I don't think it will last a full 6 weeks though, I think maybe 5.5.

My current estimation (Which I will NOT be toxxing myself for!) is 6 to 6.5 weeks, I think a few extra days at the end for coordinated leaving is probably fair.

Three weeks being called the midpoint of what was always advertised as a 4-6 week war tracks about right.
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This part is very important. Doomers/Anti-Jewish Whatevers/Anti-Zionists were constantly telling us this war had nothing to do with us, that Mr. Counterterrorism knew everything, and that we were fighting a kike war for kike benefit. Attempting to strike Diego Garcia probably sounded good in some goatfucker's head, because it's not Continental Europe or like, Slavland... but they forgot to account for the fact that this revealed (or maybe they wanted to reveal?) that they CAN do that. It completely destroys their ability to now argue that they were never going to enrich Uranium to bomb levels. This is hard evidence that the regime has lied about significant (though not, apparently, highly-stocked) military strike power that the international community would never have been okay with them having.

Perhaps they've decided "Fuck it, they're already bombing us to pre-stone age levels, we might as well play every card we have and cost them as much money as possible."

I also notice they haven't hit anymore radar arrays since the first one, which further confirms, imo, that they either got lucky or were relying heavily on saturation for that kind of damage which is not possible anymore.

honestly I think Trump just needs to go full on Conquest right now after Iran and Cuba just fucking Annex Canada then Mexico. He can appoint Ralph as the leader of Mexico and Wayne Gretzky the leader of Canada.

I TOL' YOU BISHES. CAN'T STUNT THE GUNT. WHAT YOU THINK OF THAT METOCARE? I GET MY XANNIES TAXPAYER FUNDED BISH! TAX. FREE.

We could call him the Mexico Micro!

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Perhaps they've decided "Fuck it, they're already bombing us to pre-stone age levels, we might as well play every card we have and cost them as much money as possible."

Considering how spineless England had proven itself to be, with even today their Foreign Minister saying they still refuse to act offensively after having an IRBM fired at their base, I wouldn't be surprised if Iran were just aiming at soft targets who they know would never dare retaliating.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Get them the finest weapons the Geneva Suggestion has on offer and unleash them upon the muzzie hordes, and I bet you we'd actually see improvement within hours. Canadian soldiers are fucking terrifying.

They are utterly fearless. The Canadian way of war is fanatical belief in the fact that if their enemy kills them, they win.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Violent street fighting occuring in the town of Naqoura, southern Lebanon, between Hezbollah (plus pro-Hezbollah groups) and the Israeli Defense Force. The IDF have also advanced to the south of Qouzah, the center of Bint Jbiel, and are currently fighting for control over Taybeh and Khiam. IDF's ground offensive is well underway.

US/Israeli attacks on the IRGC's intelligence department in Najafabad, Isfahan Province, central Iran. Footage also shows the projectiles flying to its targets.

The moment an Iranian ballistic missile struck Dimona, southern Israel, evading at least two Israeli interceptors in the process.

Close up footage from Dimona, the moment an Iranian ballistic missile impacted the city.

The IDF carried out five strikes within seconds on multiple "infrastructure sites" at a major ballistic missile array site in western Iran.️ A large number of Iranian missile array operators were killed in the strike, the IDF said.

Satellite imagery from Sentinel-2 shows visible damage at Iran’s Yazd missile base following recent airstrikes.

US/Israeli airstrikes were carried out on eastern Tehran earlier today.

Footage shows a U.S. Tomahawk cruise missile flying over southern Tehran towards the eastern part of the capital earlier today.


The recent U.S. attack in Natanz targeted personnel stationed at security positions around the nuclear site, possibly as preparation for further action, Kan News reports.

 

[Chuckwagon]

Saeed Aghajani, the commander of the IRGC Aerospace Force's drone department, has reportedly been killed in northern Iran. While this initially seemed quite thoroughly un-confirmed and so I didn't post it when I first read about it, the news looks increasingly likely to be true and has started to make the rounds in Saudi & Jew news. (Archive) He was one of the guys who got a $10 million bounty put on their heads by the State Department yesterday, looks like someone on the inside decided to cash in as soon as they could.



Iranian-Americans celebrate Nowruz in front of the old Iranian embassy, which has been closed since 1979.

Jews blowing up 5 targets in 5 seconds at a ballistic missile facility.

Basij and Ministry of Intelligence sites struck in Najafabad, west of Isfahan (central Iran).

Speaking of Najafabad, a Sejil ballistic missile was destroyed in flight over that city today as well.

'Airbase No. 4' in Dezful (Khuzestan, SW Iran) got bombed too.

 

[RodgerDodger]

honestly I think Trump just needs to go full on Conquest right now after Iran and Cuba just fucking Annex Canada then Mexico. He can appoint Ralph as the leader of Mexico and Wayne Gretzky the leader of Canada.

The Balistic Missile attacks on Diego Garcia seems to have the rather strong potential to bring down the British government. Starmer is unsurvivable at this point. Just a complete coward unwilling to protect British teritory or interests. Has the HMS Dragon even left port yet?

 

[Ghostse]

Whoever the Larijani 2.0 is, XHE VVILL BE ACKED.

I haven't cared too much about the ACKigns thus far, but I will legit give a fist pump when this sand monkey eats it.

It’d be funny if Trump annexes Diego Garcia.

Classic Trump misdirection. everyone's watching Greenland, he takes DG.

NOW WAIT A MINUTE, EUROPE! NO!
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But I thought Iran was no thread to the west, and could never do anything? They were just an innocent lil set of sandu nothins? Turns out now they're shooting a non-Middle Eastern Island owned entirely by the UK for over 50 years? Hm, weird. I suppose if they'd gotten a nuclear warhead... They could have easily attached it to one of these, and struck mainland Europe.

Apologize, Europeans. We saved your bacon (hah!) yet again, and all you've had to say about it is a bunch of faggot crying!


Will we hear a single word from the people who spent multiple pages telling us all that the US struck a school? No, of course we won't. Even though I would bet you good money this isn't in a military base, like the Iranian school was.

Eurocucks will continue to ignore reality because it proves Orange Man Bad was correct.
Just imagine being a Europoor. Taxed, replaced by browns, daughters raped by muslims the government refuses to deport because it would violate their rights. And now the JCPOA is being shown to have been a complete sham in real time. Iran was holding absolutely ZERO of the terms, not enrichment levels, not material quantity, not in allowing inspections, not in Ballistic missile ranges or quantity. Turns out Orange Man was right on the money.

@Delicious Diversity again do you want to amend that assertion about Iran and threats to Europe?

Oil is what keeps Iran’s government afloat you retard. They wouldn’t - and haven’t - disrupted the global oil market “for any reason”. They’ve made threats in response to US economic warfare against them and only now acted it out in response to US kinetic warfare against them.

Europe wants a stable Iran more than they want friendly Iran. How does joining the war with America lead to them getting a stable Iran? It’s not even clear what the off-ramp and goals in this war now are for the US administration, Trump could, at any point, declare that he’s licked ‘em good enough and withdraw - leaving them in the lurch. So what’s the point of them joining, what Angela Merkel would call “Trump’s war of aggression in Iran”?

Oil still keeps their government afloat your retard, but they burning all that down becasue they are having a chimp out. They could have done this at any time, but you myopic gaped asshole keeps wanting to blame the US because they uncovered what Iran was planning to do this entire time.

Iran was funding all these Islamic groups sending rapefugees to Europe. Iran was flooding the mediterranean countries with drugs.

Much like with Russia, you were already at war with Iran you were just too cucked and castrated to look around and realize it.

well, we have no need of Gulf oil itself we're more than fine with our domestic production and we have friendly productions in our own neighborhood if we did somehow need more through Canada and now Venezuela.

The global oil market is a sponge though. the US will hurt LESS but the market is a tide and on the whole, all the boats raise and lower together.

And even this year Germany isn't denouncing America taking action against Iran, while they ARE denouncing Iran's response to "well America attacked us so we will just attack everyone, even uninvolved nations"

You know what? I'm fine with that response. They didn't have any bases we could use, didn't do any Queer Starmer bitching. If you are goign to stay out of the way, that's fine.

LMAO Ukraine tapped in on the US's side and Russia still won't come bail Iran out

Point of order, Russia is giving them targeting intel.

Shit, they're gonna release the secret surprise Houthis
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Narrator: The surprising response was total and unconditional surrender.

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Their genetic dissimilarity to Europeans is still more due to the pre-Indo-European Iranian native substrate than Arabic conquest, which can be seen on this PCA. They cluster down to the Jeets, rather than left to the Arabs.

So they are jeets not Arabs. I'm not sure that's better.

"But..but IRAN PROMISED they wouldn't make a ballistic missile with a range in excess of 2,000 kilometers - the EU"

Fucking retards, their entire space program was ICBM development cover first, military satellite launch capabilities second.

Oh and you think a nuclear Iran wouldn't tard rage and launch a few nukes at Europe?

Eurotards again getting BTFO by taqiyya. Many such cases.
Good thing our Stalwart European Allies continue to piss on the US constantly while glazing and funding their greatest threats.

I don't really believe anyone ever truly believed otherwise.

I'm pretty sure the Euros believed.

Do you imagine that a nuclear-armed Iran would be a "stable" Iran that just wants to live in peace and harmony with everybody, lol? If you think that Iran was this respectable trading partner that just minded it's own business and never did nuffin', you haven't been paying attention.

Like Ghostse said, this kind of thinking is "Peace in Our Time" naivete. Extremely short-sighted approach to a real growing threat. Europe is no longer run by responsible leaders with the will or foresight to do what needs to be done for the good of preserving a free world. European leaders couldn't care less about their countries being taken hostage to a China-backed Iran, but America doesn't want to live on it's knees.

Yes, he does. The Euro mind will not accept anything but complete spineless submission to the brown hordes. Paying attention leads to noticing things, and noticing things leads to doing a heckin' racism.

I feel like a broken record, but it is fucking insane just how weak and pathetic Europeans are.
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Point of order: Its how weak and pathetic Queer Starmer is.

The guys who invented Taqiyya pinky promised they wouldn't build a nuke.

Muslims are untrustworthy and scorpion-frog anyone who attempts to help them. Many such cases, etc.

Reciprocity is very important to the Ukrainians right now. If the US tells the Euros to fuck off Europe might not immediately be conquered by the Russians. For the Ukrainians this is not the case.

It's natural that they're eager to help.

I'm sure if the US left NATO Germany would just offically Surrender to Russia to save everyone time. Turkey wouldn't be happy about losing their colony, but Russia got a Stasi agent to the PM so it won't be a surprise.

Somewhat true. Ukraine can still manage, even if US cut out all ties now. What US currently does is basically giving the ok of transporting their weapons into Ukraine and using them, and providing some intelligence data. But Trump really did cut off basically all the aid after he took office. Europe has pretty much taken over of fuelling the Ukrainian war machine, but like I said, there is still very much a need to keep Trump and US happy. If US were to say that no more supplying US made weapons to Ukraine that would be problematic, but not catastrophic.

Like @Burnt Fish posted, the US us continuing Biden era reloads & repairs. Under just Biden era funding, the program to keep Ukraine topped off with ammo & provides servicing for US-supplied vehicles was set to run until 2028. It was quietly renewed & funded by congress in the last budget and will run to 2029. Its very likely it is renewed this summer.

Trump also authorized US contractors for servicing of Ukraine's F-16s, and ensured fast approval for Ukraine's massive Patriot order this summer.

What he has declined to do is send them new hardware for free. "Europe has pretty much taken over of fuelling the Ukrainian war machine" by paying the US for weapons.

Daily reminder that most of Europe's aid to Ukraine is via loans that secured by seized Russian funds, and the loans serviced by interest payments on said impounded funds so I don't wan't to hear any righteous indignation.

In the short-term, certainly. But not in the long-term. Europe cannot continue fighting a forever war for a country it does not actually have the ability to force a win with, ESPECIALLY if NATO loses US support.

this Iran not Ukraine so I will just say before I redirect any further debate to the Designated Ukraine Posting Thread: Europe COULD do that, but doing so would require dismantling their welfare state, importing less muslims, and cease forcing industry to relocate to China via retarded regulations, taxes, and fines. So it'll never happen but it IS possible.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

honestly I think Trump just needs to go full on Conquest right now after Iran and Cuba just fucking Annex Canada then Mexico. He can appoint Ralph as the leader of Mexico and Wayne Gretzky the leader of Canada.

No, he should appoint JF Gariepy as the leader of Canada, is the ruler they deserve.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

The Balistic Missile attacks on Diego Garcia seems to have the rather strong potential to bring down the British government. Starmer is unsurvivable at this point. Just a complete coward unwilling to protect British teritory or interests. Has the HMS Dragon even left port yet?

It left port 11 days ago, and then spent over 3 days in the English Channel because Starmer is trying as hard as humanly possible to stall it out until the war is over so that the UK Government can 'truthfully' say that it never participated. That's also why they had such a completely cucked response to the strikes on DG.

No, he should appoint JF Gariepy as the leader of Canada, is the ruler they deserve.

All potatoes WILL be impregnated.

 

[Boney]

I don't think it will last a full 6 weeks though, I think maybe 5.5.

>government
>on time or early
No sir. 7-8 weeks.

 

[Burnt Fish]

The global oil market is a sponge though. the US will hurt LESS but the market is a tide and on the whole, all the boats raise and lower together.

To be fair that is where my post ended off at was acknowledging that, just that we aren't reliant on the actual oil itself (since the person I was replying to was talking about us getting the oil)

You know what? I'm fine with that response. They didn't have any bases we could use, didn't do any Queer Starmer bitching. If you are goign to stay out of the way, that's fine.

We are making use of Ramstein though just not for attacks, when service members get injured we send them up to Germany for medical treatment.

US us continuing Biden era reloads & repairs. Under just Biden era funding, the program to keep Ukraine topped off with ammo & provides servicing for US-supplied vehicles was set to run until 2028.

And yeah I think a lot of people don't realize how much Biden frontloaded ukranian aid to last for years after he left office.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

The Houthis (Ansarallah) may join the war against Israel and the U.S. as soon as Monday due to increasing pressure from Iran and Hezbollah, according to Kan News, citing security sources.


The Trump administration is beginning to prepare for possible peace talks with Iran, though officials expect fighting to continue for several more weeks, according to Axios.️ Any potential deal would likely require Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, curb its nuclear and missile programs, and end support for regional proxy groups, with indirect communication taking place through intermediaries like Egypt and Qatar.️ While Iran has shown openness to negotiations, it is demanding a ceasefire, security guarantees, and compensation, conditions the U.S. currently rejects, as Washington pushes for stricter terms, including zero uranium enrichment and reduced missile capabilities, positions Iran has previously refused.

Insane footage from today's massive US/Israeli attack on the Vahdati Air Force Base in Dezful, Iran's Khuzestan province.️ The shockwaves from the impacts can clearly be observed.


Turkish Foreign Minister Hakan Fidan says Gulf countries told him during a meeting in Saudi Arabia's capital, Riyadh, that they may have to take action if the current situation persists, stressing the increased risk level:

The Gulf countries say that if the current situation continues, they will have to take countermeasures.

At this meeting, they also issued their final warnings on this matter.

The recent intense attacks have triggered this as well. The risk has increased.

And about Israel:

Israel will try to influence the US and will seek to prevent a ceasefire or the achievement of peace in the near term.

There has been a growing assessment that the US' and Israel’s initial positions are drifting apart. This, in turn, could lead to a longer war.

Israel may adopt a policy of prolonging the war as much as possible in order to inflict greater damage on Iran.

Geolocating by OSINT acccounts suggest the Iranian missile hit a bomb shelter in Dimona.

This likely suggests that Iran had intel that Israeli nuclear scientist possibly were using this bomb shelter, as it is only about 10km away from the Dimona nuclear facility.

Coords: 31.066010, 35.038699 (approximate)

 

[CaptainAutism69]

LMAO not even a minute goes by and you faggots seethe and downvote like a bunch of dilating redditors.

Stop crying about stickers

 

[Fred Herbert]

Iran's retarded strategy in this war demonstrates 100% why it was absolutely correct to ensure they never got nuclear weapons.

Iran's missiles aren't the best. The bulk of their arsenal are various SCUD clones and modifications/improvements on the SCUD platform mostly aimed at given them increased range and accuracy. The SCUD is a fine missile but it's very old, a well known and relatively easily combatable system. A great many of these missiles have been intercepted but plenty have still found their target (or at least landed in the general area) and caused damage. It is only by virtue that Iran only has conventional weaponry that the damage isn't catastrophic.

If these missiles had nuclear warheads the entire region would be completely fucked right now even with the high rate of interception.

It's scary how devastating Iran's retard chimpout plan of firing off missiles at random neutral (or friendly lol) nations would've been. Fucking hell.

 

[Kornheiser]

Will Iran send some irbm to Europe at this rate? If they do in all seriousness would Europe do?

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

The Trump administration is beginning to prepare for possible peace talks with Iran, though officials expect fighting to continue for several more weeks, according to Axios.️ Any potential deal would likely require Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, curb its nuclear and missile programs, and end support for regional proxy groups, with indirect communication taking place through intermediaries like Egypt and Qatar.️ While Iran has shown openness to negotiations, it is demanding a ceasefire, security guarantees, and compensation, conditions the U.S. currently rejects, as Washington pushes for stricter terms, including zero uranium enrichment and reduced missile capabilities, positions Iran has previously refused.

Guessing they don't have high hopes for those talks lol

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Will Iran send some irbm to Europe at this rate?

We can only hope.

If they do in all seriousness would Europe do?

Probably apologize for putting their continent in the way of Iran's missiles.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Will Iran send some irbm to Europe at this rate? If they do in all seriousness would Europe do?

moar "strongly worded" statements!

 

[Burnt Fish]

Guessing they don't have high hopes for those talks lol

who knows if they do or not, Trump has been saying for a while now that regardless of talks he doesn't intend for a ceasfire during them. So operations will continue apace regardless of expectations around talks.

Which is good because that means no more playing Iran's usual game which is to use never ending talks that go nowhere as a stalling tactic.

 

[Ghostse]

Will Iran send some irbm to Europe at this rate? If they do in all seriousness would Europe do?

Blame the US instead of their own lack of preparedness for an easily forseen outcome.
Then surrender and import another 50 million muslims who have nothing but hatred and contrempt for Western values and culture.

moar "strongly worded" statements!

Not too strongly worded though. That would be very close to doing a heckin' islamophobia you know.

And yeah I think a lot of people don't realize how much Biden frontloaded ukranian aid to last for years after he left office.
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Once he was no longer on the hook for the repercussions, he did what he should have done in 2023.
Except the shell game fuckery where he had some civie redefine the number of PAC-3 missiles that constituted "critical" so he could ship them to Ukraine without ordering replacements. That was dumb.