Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

If you want soda, have soda in moderation. But she drinks it to excess, likely because she thinks it’s healthy.

I haven't had Olipop but I have tried another probiotic soda called Poppi. The nutrition facts and ingredients for the two look similar, so I assume the taste is probably comparable? It had a weird metallic tang and while I was able to finish it without gagging, I have no desire to ever drink it again.

If Staph likes this shit that much, she'd probably like kombucha. Naturefags are usually big fans of kombucha, so it fits her current larp better than Olipop purchased at an Amazon Prime markup. Still pretty bougie tbf but probably healthier and a little cheaper. Or she could just buy a case of Diet Pepsi and a bottle of cheapo probiotic capsules if she wanted something that saves money, is available on Amazon for next-day delivery, and doesn't taste like swamp ass.

Gross.

Not the first time I've pointed this out, but as much sick shit as Jeffrey Dahmer was into, fat people with terrible hygiene were definitely not on the list. (Or "nonbinary trans people born with tits and vagina" for that matter).

Conspiracy nonsense posted by your aunt on Facebook.

This isn't really any more retarded than Staph's claim to have "long covid" from an "asymptomatic infection".

How the fuck is 'active' hybristophilia different?

I think she might mean that she only faps to the dead ones? If she fixated on a live one people might start expecting her to at least try to write to them in prison, and in spite of her edgy larp Staph knows she entirely lacks the balls to do that. Not just for the obvious reasons, but she'd have to confront the reality that they might not be interested enough to even reply to her, in which case she'd have difficulty trying to claim any sort of relationship. Safer to claim she's totally ghost-fucking the dead ones who can't defend themselves - it doesn't hurt that it's too ridiculous a claim for anyone to bother making any real effort to disprove.

In all honesty though, as much as we mock the ghost sex larp, it's a much less harmful outlet for a sexually frustrated permavirgin who absolutely cannot handle being told "no" than being an irl sex pest or committing outright rape.

Oh, interesting news, though: Stephanie is going to Gettysburg for Halloween. There are tons of people running ghost tours around that time, so I'd imagine she's going to be doing that, but I wonder if she's making her parents go or if she's got more of a package set up.

If I was her parents I wouldn't want to be seen in Gettysburg accompanying this sped out of fear that she's far enough up her own ass about being a "medium" that she might attempt to hijack and one-up every ghost story by recounting tales of her boring and irrelevant personal ghost stories that definitely for real happened, which would be fucking mortifying. I won't get my hopes up for any real entertainment to come from it either way, she managed to give basically every thread regular blue balls when she made her pilgrimage to NYC and back without giving us an iota of remotely funny content, I ain't finna be burned like that again.

It’s very funny that she thinks she is on ‘the fed’s’ radar.

It's safe to say that Staph is absolutely not on the Feds' radar in any way, shape, or form. If she was, it'd just be for benefits fraud and she'd have noticed a missed tugboat by now.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

It's safe to say that Staph is absolutely not on the Feds' radar in any way, shape, or form. If she was, it'd just be for benefits fraud and she'd have noticed a missed tugboat by now.

If she was on their radar, it would be as 'fat sped, has a panic attack if a policeman sneezes within five city blocks of her, disregard any fedposting as the dumb bravado it is'.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Does Olipop fall into any/all of these categories?

My Olipop Experience: no weird mouthfeel. The flavor was like the soda it was trying to be, and in a normal amount, but it was hard to tell good/bad/mediocre because it was cloyingly sweet and slammed right into that metallic stevia aftertaste.

I don't care for stevia in large amounts, especially in drinks. IMO it doesn't spoil things if there's just a little, but Olipop tasted like they had some sweetness equivalent chart and just dumped stevia in to replace all the sugar in soda, no taste-testing.

Naturefags are usually big fans of kombucha, so it fits her current larp better than Olipop purchased at an Amazon Prime markup

Stephanie's so bad at her brand! Making kombucha would be exactly the sort of thing you'd expect from someone who was into Nature and herbs. Nope! She's ordering tea from Amazon that must not be put off one single day for a boycott, she's got a monthly tea subscription box... but she buys pre-made tea and sodies to actually drink.

 

[RonRiot]

So most of the thread regulars have tried Olipop? Is the entire history of the womb wizard a chintzy soda marketing campaign?
If so I’m impressed. The flags in the butt were a bit much, but you have my $5.

 

[Pillar Of The Community]

Olipop has a literally gut-wrenching amount of fiber per can, if you come at it unawares. Its sickly sweetness worked great to slip a mickey to a child when she was in her constipated era, and a family friend did a number on herself pulling cans from the fridge and not reading the label.
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So I do wonder if it all comes down to Stephanie's fart fetish.

That’s why she’s shitting all the damn time!!!

 

[Pee Your Pants]

That’s why she’s shitting all the damn time!!!

All that fiber plus her diet. She really enjoys shitting.


Eating 3lbs of corned beef in one sitting would probably cause anyone to get acid reflux. I'm sure she will let the world know about the state of her guts later and how much she hates having 'IBS.'


I don't see what cannibalism and being an autonecro has to do with the OP. Being turned on by the thought of being dead is really something. Really makes you wonder if she gets off on all those death threats.

Also, she has access to weed through Jay but won't indulgence her druid larp and try it. It interacting with her SSRI is just an excuse. Real actual hippy drugs are right there, a free little toke away - she doesn't have to blow con amounts of money for pretend ones.

ETA:

'Not a man, but masculine.' Some women are and they don't feel the need to poison themselves with HRT just to develop a pubestache to counteract their very feminine pastel grandma clothing.

A follow up to her 'autonecro' post:

OK. Don't know what you can really do about that.


LOL. What a fucking weird comment to leave. I think OP has used their imagination enough and now wants a real dick experience, they're not asking for more imaginary situations.


Oh PLEASE post it. I want to see it so badly. I'm sure she will eventually, because she ultimately does everything for the internet.

I'm still not over her eating 3 lbs of corned beef in one sitting. Did she dump it all into a bowl and spoon it into her mouth? Did she crack open one can after another, like cans of soda? Where did she get 3 lbs of corned beef? If she's having blood tests at the doctor's today then her results are going to tell a weird story.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

If Staph likes this shit that much, she'd probably like kombucha.

Disagree.

Some store bought kombuchas can taste sweet, but a lot of them are very vinegary. Staph loves super-sweet and super-salty and super-processed. I doubt she could find a legitimate kombucha (not a "probiotic drink") that she could tolerate.

Then again, her favorite bougie luxury grocery store, Wegmans, has probably the widest kombucha availability of any mainstream grocery store, so she wouldn't be hurting for options.

Making kombucha would be exactly the sort of thing you'd expect from someone who was into Nature and herbs.

I tried someone's homemade kombucha once. It tasted like they'd mixed Wild Berry capri sun and beer, and left it to sit in a portable toilet for a few hours during Burning Man.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

I don't see what cannibalism and being an autonecro has to do with the OP. Being turned on by the thought of being dead is really something. Really makes you wonder if she gets off on all those death threats.

I feel like her replies/qrts to randos are getting way more unhinged. Where is she finding it relevant to mention cannibalism and autonecro in op's post? And almost every single reply lately has seen her mentioning she's a trans ghostfucker. She truly gets off on making anyone and everyone confused and uncomfortable. Which is what her doctor will feel when he learns about the 3 lbs of corned beef.

 

[AfghanBlue]

"I like cannabis" what just.... as a concept? If she doesn't take it. Which she would for some reason feel us worth showing off about. I like cannabis. Okay.
Its so, so strange that she does all this drug bragging but is what, scared to smoke cannabis?
Maybe she actually knows that her "shrooms" are absolutely nothing of the sort, and knows that a spliff might get her actually high for real.
Idk. It's so odd. The ever present question with Staph is how much of her own bullshit she actually believes.

 

[The Salt Mines]

"I like cannabis" what just.... as a concept?

You misread. She actually said cannibalism.

I do not blame your brain for autofilling in cannabis.

 

[AfghanBlue]

You misread. She actually said cannibalism.

I do not blame your brain for autofilling in cannabis.

You're right so you are!
Canabalism not cannabis.
It's no less lame, but a LOT less relevant to the previous posters context .

She really is chomping at the bit for someone to slapfight with about her lame made up fetisishes, isn't she.
Unlucky that bluesky is a little segregated tardpen. She's gonna have to scoot back to the wider online world to get that comment section abuse she clearly deeply desires.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

You misread. She actually said cannibalism.

I do not blame your brain for autofilling in cannabis.

This is why the Farms is such an irreplaceable ecosystem. Where else in your life will you ever get the opportunity to have an 'ah actually, I believe you meant cannibalism' conversation?

 

[Pee Your Pants]

This is why the Farms is such an irreplaceable ecosystem. Where else in your life will you ever get the opportunity to have an 'ah actually, I believe you meant cannibalism' conversation?

I love this thread.


Buckle up! We are in for a wild ride tomorrow. Even if the drugs are fake, her imagination will still go wild and she will let us know all about it. Win win.

 

[moorhen]

I love this thread.

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Buckle up! We are in for a wild ride tomorrow. Even if the drugs are fake, her imagination will still go wild and she will let us know all about it. Win win.

If she really wanted to force her third eye open she’d stop being a pussy and go to kambo ceremony, I hear they’re all the rage in the spiritual community these days.

 

[glass_houses]

If she really wanted to force her third eye open she’d stop being a pussy and go to kambo ceremony, I hear they’re all the rage in the spiritual community these days.

Honestly, I think that she'll never manage to complete her soul journey. To do that you need a soul. She will never have one of those.

 

[Wigger Rights Advocate]

It really bothers me to no end that every single reply of hers to someone's post is either about one-upping the OP, or oversharing for no fucking reason. It drives me insane.
Does she not realize that she does this (fair enough, as an autistic person I have been guilty of doing that irl but online it's not as common because you can *see* the conversation and adjust accordingly) or is she aware of it and just keeps going???

 

[RonRiot]

You misread. She actually said cannibalism.

I do not blame your brain for autofilling in cannabis.

“Call this a head shop?!”
~ Jeffrey Dahmer, probably.

 

[DatBepisTho]

If she's having to force her third eye to open, how has she been such a powerful woowoo seidr boxy this whole time?

Staph's acting like she's forgetting her own lore.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

“Call this a head shop?!”
~ Jeffrey Dahmer, probably.

She's gonna steal this joke, just you watch.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

LMAO. Don't read your KF thread before you trip shrooms today, Stephanie! You might have a bad trip. I love how this reads like she is giving a statement to the press.

No other mention of her getting high. Because, obviously, she didn't get high. I love her mushroom trip delusion. I wonder when she will get bored of it.


I think your subconsciousness is trying to tell you something about your weight. Put the corned beef down.