Speaking of Staph sodas, a store by me had Olipop (a brand she’s mentioned) on sale for a dollar a can so I bought one out of curiosity and it’s so gross. And the idea it’s good for you is laughable. I can never understand this concept of settling for a product that is 75% worse because it might be 2% better for you. If you want soda, have soda in moderation. But she drinks it to excess, likely because she thinks it’s healthy.
Doesn’t she drink it because she thinks it helps her GERD? Which is still symptomatic… Not sure a carbonated drink is going to help with that at all though, in fact it makes it worse. Doesn’t bode well for her teeth either.
She would save so much more money buying dollar store omeprazole lol.
I think of staph every time I see olipop in the store.
Caps from the last few days. Let's start with a recent banger that had me and my IRL Staph fans puzzling over:
One of the most virgin things I have ever read. 'Ass then mouth' EWW. Are ghost dicks self cleaning? Here's a shocker, Staph: Some humans are capable of long sex sessions, it's not just a ghost exclusive thing. I guess her vagina exists on the astral plane. As she has previously mentioned her ability to shapeshift into a sexy demon lady on the astral plane, you would think, as a transman, she would at least grow a dick to have gay sex (especially to indulge Dahmer). If ghosts are just some kind of vapor, then I guess Dahmer could stick it whereever he likes, no vag needed.
Let's go from oldest to newest posts:
If she thinks she has a crisis on pretend psychedelics then she's going to be an absolute mess on real ones.
At least she admits she has bougie tastes.
She often replies to mourning posts with 'They'll be with my grandma now' which would absolutely piss me off if I was the OP.
Riddled with fucking stupid statements.
You want to talk about ancestral diets?The only way you're being a "carnivore" and doing that is if you're indigenous. Since it seems it's mostly white people doing this, then they should be eating like Medieval peasants and being fucking miserable.
So, if these influencers truly want to eat like their ancestors, they, too, should accept the reality of having their guts populated by a vast amount of worms.
She means Jennie Wade, not Jenny Wade, who is an actress. At least get the spelling right before you try and talk to her, don't be rude.
No, no, keep doing it! It's funny.
Madness from both posters.
I hope she takes this information in and is more careful of the shit she lets Siggy eat.
No sympathy, just an excuse to one-up, as usual.
It's that time of year again, when a 37 year old woman who has her own apartment is made to shave her legs by her father.
Some people excuse the actions of pedophile serial killing cannibals.
Spoilers: She did not spend less time present on social media.
Fundraising for a fucking sword?? Are you for real? Who the fuck is going to fund this? Thankfully, she didn't post any details.
Gross.
Staph notoriously pushes her faith on everyone.
Take the hint from the universe.
Still sleeping on the couch.
'Your cat looks like this other cat that got run over.' What the fuck is wrong with her?
Conspiracy nonsense posted by your aunt on Facebook.
I guess she can't remember the name of the band.
Meanwhile, on her alt:
Staph has a fetish for hernias, pass it on.
How the fuck is 'active' hybristophilia different? Sounds like she's against it, don't kink shame, Staph!
As you can imagine, the artwork is god awful. Very NSFW bad men's anatomy under the spoiler.
Mastodon:
Kinda boring post, right? It serves as context to the next one.
No, we have not noticed, because someone on a genuine mind opening dose of psychedelics would find it hard to post online, or at least find it difficult to make any sense. Also lol at her theory that Mastodon is fed free when it's known to hold instances of pedos.
Using her PAPST page for it's true purpose once again - slapfighting, just like her viking ancestors did.
Oh, interesting news, though: Stephanie is going to Gettysburg for Halloween. There are tons of people running ghost tours around that time, so I'd imagine she's going to be doing that, but I wonder if she's making her parents go or if she's got more of a package set up.
Reading through the 'tard filter: does Stephanie mean her mom had a Whipple?
Not going to get too upset on unconfirmed info, but damn that's a rough road, and deserves so much more than "lol my mom has cancer again; wish my dad wouldn't be emotional about it."
lol this is definitely because Dahmer had hernia surgery as a little kid, which his parents later on claimed caused the serial killer turn. The whole world is a word-association game for her. If it happened to her sex ghost, it's sexy!!!
“Just imagine being fucked in your pussy, then ass, then mouth..,”
You are just imagining it.
It’s very funny that she thinks she is on ‘the fed’s’ radar. Are the feds also going to be disappointed but resigned when she fails to post about Gettysburg ghost hijinks in favor of another boring manifesto on not being able to buy soda?
Doesn’t she drink it because she thinks it helps her GERD? Which is still symptomatic… Not sure a carbonated drink is going to help with that at all though, in fact it makes it worse. Doesn’t bode well for her teeth either.
She would save so much more money buying dollar store omeprazole lol.
I think of staph every time I see olipop in the store.
I think she’s already on a proton pump inhibitor like omeprazole. She can probably get it with her Medicaid insurance. Depends on the State but New York’s probably pretty generous.
Speaking of Staph sodas, a store by me had Olipop (a brand she’s mentioned) on sale for a dollar a can so I bought one out of curiosity and it’s so gross. And the idea it’s good for you is laughable. I can never understand this concept of settling for a product that is 75% worse because it might be 2% better for you. If you want soda, have soda in moderation. But she drinks it to excess, likely because she thinks it’s healthy.
Olipop has a literally gut-wrenching amount of fiber per can, if you come at it unawares. Its sickly sweetness worked great to slip a mickey to a child when she was in her constipated era, and a family friend did a number on herself pulling cans from the fridge and not reading the label.
So I do wonder if it all comes down to Stephanie's fart fetish.
I've been curious about the taste of Olipop but it's (probably fortunate) not sold in my part of the world. I feel like any 'healthy' sodas I've had tend to fall into having a sinister tinge of one of four disgusting flavours:
A) A fizzy fruit yoghurt (aka a yoghurt way past it's 'eat before' date).
B) Slime with a hint of salt (aka mucus).
C) Vinegar (like the can was previously used to stored some).
D) What I imagine tea would taste like if the teabag was made using a sweaty sock and was full of half rotted homemade compost.
Does Olipop fall into any/all of these categories?
ETA: Talking of disgusting:
No, I don't think that's OK.
I've been curious about the taste of Olipop but it's (probably fortunate) not sold in my part of the world. I feel like any 'healthy' sodas I've had tend to fall into having a sinister tinge of one of four disgusting flavours:
A) A fizzy fruit yoghurt (aka a yoghurt way past it's 'eat before' date).
B) Slime with a hint of salt (aka mucus).
C) Vinegar (like the can was previously used to stored some).
D) What I imagine tea would taste like if the teabag was made using a sweaty sock and was full of half rotted homemade compost.
Does Olipop fall into any/all of these categories?
I've been curious about the taste of Olipop but it's (probably fortunate) not sold in my part of the world. I feel like any 'healthy' sodas I've had tend to fall into having a sinister tinge of one of four disgusting flavours:
A) A fizzy fruit yoghurt (aka a yoghurt way past it's 'eat before' date).
B) Slime with a hint of salt (aka mucus).
C) Vinegar (like the can was previously used to stored some).
D) What I imagine tea would taste like if the teabag was made using a sweaty sock and was full of half rotted homemade compost.
Does Olipop fall into any/all of these categories?
Doesn’t she drink it because she thinks it helps her GERD? Which is still symptomatic… Not sure a carbonated drink is going to help with that at all though, in fact it makes it worse. Doesn’t bode well for her teeth either.
She would save so much more money buying dollar store omeprazole lol.
I think of staph every time I see olipop in the store.
I opted for the whole hog (bacon, smoked sausage, and ham) in my Irish stew and I think I still consumed less sodium than Staph.
The prepacked Corned beef at the meat market isn't even tasty enough to gorge on ...unless she's got access to really good shit from an Irish Deli or something.
Sex is fun but not for hours on end. This is like permavirgin territory, the kind of thing a 12 year old who’s just learned the concept of sex would write in their fan fiction. “Sex feels great? Well damn I bet people want it to last forever!”
No. Chafing happens. Joints get tired, muscles ache, it’s hot and sweaty and there is nothing worse than a guy who won’t cum in a reasonable amount of time.
As a straight cis woman who is lazy about shaving sometimes, not a single person in my life has ever made a comment about it. I bet her dad made a comment maybe once, maybe less about the hair and more about her being unkempt, and now it’s her go to “my parents are transphobic I’m literally going to die”
This is just a random pl palette cleanser but I adopted my dog with a ton of trust issues and anxiety. I’ve had her for 5 years and she just recently has been comfortable enough to stay in my bed
No, we have not noticed, because someone on a genuine mind opening dose of psychedelics would find it hard to post online, or at least find it difficult to make any sense. Also lol at her theory that Mastodon is fed free when it's known to hold instances of pedos.
Oh, interesting news, though: Stephanie is going to Gettysburg for Halloween. There are tons of people running ghost tours around that time, so I'd imagine she's going to be doing that, but I wonder if she's making her parents go or if she's got more of a package set up.
Are there any subreddits or something for these tour guides? You just know there will be a “The hairy woman who kept talking to no one and didn’t tip” post after her visit.
I tried the apple one because I love sparkling cider and thought it’d be similar. The diet aftertaste is especially vile, and I’m a basic white bitch who loves her Diet Coke.
One of the most virgin things I have ever read. 'Ass then mouth' EWW. Are ghost dicks self cleaning? Here's a shocker, Staph: Some humans are capable of long sex sessions, it's not just a ghost exclusive thing. I guess her vagina exists on the astral plane.
Sex is fun but not for hours on end. This is like permavirgin territory, the kind of thing a 12 year old who’s just learned the concept of sex would write in their fan fiction. “Sex feels great? Well damn I bet people want it to last forever!”
No. Chafing happens. Joints get tired, muscles ache, it’s hot and sweaty and there is nothing worse than a guy who won’t cum in a reasonable amount of time.
I'm with Jane on this one, Stapphy is a turbovirgin and honestly thank god for that. Can you imagine the fallout if she actually DID go try to have wild sex escapades like this out in the real world?
