🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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I heard that if there aren't enough dead Iranian children loitering around in Heaven, they start substituting baby goats because Muhammed said that Allah never specified what kind of kids he'd provide, only that there would be 72 and they would all be virgins..
Actually Muhammad said the houri (yes WHOREY) have big eyes with black pupils like those of cows and he discribed the eyes in a gender neutral way in Arabic, that they have large pear shaped breasts and can never get pregnant or have periods.

So enjoy your cow trannies in Islamic heaven Russ Al-Houri.
 
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[USER] already pointed out it's in the lease that they share a bathroom
That's legit horrifying.

In Islamic lore, the Huri's BONES are always visible through their transparent skin, like a never ending X-ray, because that's desirable for some reason
It just gets worse as time goes by.

I mean perpetual virgins? That's got to be dull after a while. But now you can see their bones? Fuck that shit.

So many people have bought the idea of investing getting rich by investing in real estate, and not given deep thought to all that is involved in being a landlord before taking out a mortgage on a property.
Like any business there are times you need to get hands on and that means actually working and supervising your business.

he houri (yes WHOREY) that have big eyes with black pupils
Don't they also have blue skin... or am I confusing my brown people and that's something in Hinduism?
 
That's legit horrifying.


It just gets worse as time goes by.

I mean perpetual virgins? That's got to be dull after a while. But now you can see their bones? Fuck that shit.


Like any business there are times you need to get hands on and that means actually working and supervising your business.


Don't they also have blue skin... or am I confusing my brown people and that's something in Hinduism?
No being able to see their bones is an allegory that they are as pure, perfect and free of blemishes as clear crystal glass.

Another thing is your physical form in islamic heaven is you at 33 years old.
 
Imagine being so bad at house hacking that you end up in a place where missing rent from russell greer means no that you can't pay the mortgage, but you can't pay the HOA.

Sheesh, couldn't be me!

(Protip: if you're house hacking, buy a house you could afford by yourself because more than 20% of the time you will have to.)
For another example of a lolcow who tried this look no further than DSP: He didn't attempt to sell his old condo before moving cross-country, when he finally reached out to property managers they balked at his terms (charge enough to cover mortgage + HOA + maintenance + their fee, all on a property that had depreciated from when he bought it), the only tenant he could get was an elderly relative (I forget the lore but I doubt she paid the full amount), when she moved into a nursing home he was left paying $1,100 / month + utilities for at least two and a half years. He couldn't even sell because the property was five figures underwater.

It wasn't the only reason he went bankrupt in 2020 but it certainly didn't help.

ETA: The other bit of idiocy was that Phil's old condo was in an unremarkable suburb of a depressed ex-industrial town. Demand was going to be tepid even if he agreed to fair-market rates.
 
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Actually Muhammad said the houri (yes WHOREY) have big eyes with black pupils like those of cows and he discribed the eyes in a gender neutral way in Arabic, that they have large pear shaped breasts and can never get pregnant or have periods.

So enjoy your cow trannies in Islamic heaven Russ Al-Houri.
Seventeen tits. Blue skin. Anime girl eyes. Bored, retarded, drunk people truly had fuck all to do back in old old timey times.

I guess when the functional equivalent of Russell may have been walking around you could be forgiven for letting your imagination run wild.
 
Everyone involved in this situation is profoundly retarded.
As long as we're talking about pro se retards would it be advisable for Schaefer to hire a lawyer for the appeal?

The first hearing amounted to "he didn't pay his rent, he admits it, that's sufficient to evict, the objections don't change that". If Russ tries turning the appeal into a debate over affirmative defenses and procedural objections Schaefer may be out of his depth.

This says more about Schaefer's incompetence than anything to do with Russ.
 
As long as we're talking about pro se retards would it be advisable for Schaefer to hire a lawyer for the appeal?

The first hearing amounted to "he didn't pay his rent, he admits it, that's sufficient to evict, the objections don't change that". If Russ tries turning the appeal into a debate over affirmative defenses and procedural objections Schaefer may be out of his depth.

This says more about Schaefer's incompetence than anything to do with Russ.
Funniest outcome: "Matthew Hardin has applied for Pro Hac Vice in Nevada"
 
If you Google Russell, unfortunately, this is what you're faced with.
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I also wouldn't research any further, lest I have to keep gazing at that face.

For prosperity's sake:
Yandex:
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Bing:
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(no, i would not like to deep dive into russell greer)

Ask:
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As long as we're talking about pro se retards would it be advisable for Schaefer to hire a lawyer for the appeal?

The first hearing amounted to "he didn't pay his rent, he admits it, that's sufficient to evict, the objections don't change that". If Russ tries turning the appeal into a debate over affirmative defenses and procedural objections Schaefer may be out of his depth.

This says more about Schaefer's incompetence than anything to do with Russ.

I guess it depends, this is a de novo review, right? If so, then it would be a good idea for him to have a lawyer.
 
This shit is wild to me! The entire agreement doesn't look remotely legitimate. It looks like the verbal agreement I had with my high school best friend when we got a place together working the same restaurant. Going to the same college. "We both swear to pay half the rent or else."
It wasn't legally enforceable but it was like, a bros thing. We were kids in our early 20s.
Legally speaking, a contract is a written or verbal agreement for the exchange of something of value. While half of contract law is devoted to exceptions to that statement, the general rule is that agreements between parties where both parties get something from the other are enforceable contracts. Most contracts are formed verbally or through a series of text messages or emails, and are not a single signed document with formal legal language. Your agreement with your roommate to each pay 50% of rent in exchange for joint access to an apartment was almost certainly legally enforceable.

In practice, informal language in contracts can hurt or help you. The obvious risk to using your own language is that you will misunderstand some aspect of the law and write something that is legally problematic. However, there are downsides to using professional looking form contracts as well. If you download a 20-page form contract that contains language that is not tailored to the subject matter and that neither party wrote nor fully understands, that can cause issues. A court will be less likely to enforce a term from page 15 of a form contract compared to a term negotiated upon and agreed to between roommates in their own words.

In the case of Greer's rental contract, the language suggesting Greer create a schedule to share the bathroom with roommates clearly establishes that Greer understands he is renting a room in a cramped apartment shared with others, and not everything will be to his liking. While Greer was not contractually obligated to create a bathroom schedule, this language prevents Greer from being able to credibly claim the landlord is in breach for inconveniences related to sharing a cramped apartment, such as the thermostat not being set to his liking.
 
If you Google Russell, unfortunately, this is what you're faced with.
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I also wouldn't research any further, lest I have to keep gazing at that face.

For prosperity's sake:
Yandex:
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Bing:
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(no, i would not like to deep dive into russell greer)

Ask:
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jesus fucking christ spoiler that horrifying shit mr. carpenter

Why does he look...so fucking dead in all his pictures? His eyes are glassy, dull, empty... off-tilt. He looks like a living undead. Fuck dude. He's a spirit corpse. At best
 
I guess it depends, this is a de novo review, right? If so, then it would be a good idea for him to have a lawyer.
De novo review of the facts and law in the lower court, yes.

Even if that transcript he submitted is stricken since it was not in the lower court's record I think he used enough of the right buzzwords in his appeal that the judge(s) will probably have a hearing vice dismissing it out of hand.

The more I think about it the more I'm on team get a lawyer, Mr. Hardin if you are reading this I will chip in $100 for you to represent Schaefer.

Nick Rekieta if you are reading this I will chip in $200 for you to represent Russtard.
 
He probably heard about that from some investor articles. If you want to attract investors to an industry, especially a highly regulated and controversial one, the prospective businesses will often secure a long term promise that they can operate. They don't want to put tons of money into a project just to have it be declared illegal before they can make money back. Other forms it takes are things like a 25 year oil lease, or a 10 year ban on raising taxes in an economic zone, etc.

Credit where it's due, it's a good precaution to sneak in there. Russ knows as soon as he infests a town, with whatever whores are desperate enough to join him, the people will immediately try to vote him back out.
Except I'm pretty sure it's unenforceable as Russ is trying to implement it. "The people" cannot foreclose the ability of a future electorate to vote differently via this kind of entrenchment. A legal knot tied with a majority effort can be untied with that same effort (which is why constitutions exist- to require a higher bar).

So if you're going to have a clause like this, you have to at least spell out the consequences (like penalties for a broken lease, etc) instead of just saying "you can't undo the thing that was just done."
 
Except I'm pretty sure it's unenforceable as Russ is trying to implement it. "The people" cannot foreclose the ability of a future electorate to vote differently via this kind of entrenchment. A legal knot tied with a majority effort can be untied with that same effort (which is why constitutions exist- to require a higher bar).

So if you're going to have a clause like this, you have to at least spell out the consequences (like penalties for a broken lease, etc) instead of just saying "you can't undo the thing that was just done."
Are you implying Russ made a mistake regarding the law? Sounds far fetched.
 
Except I'm pretty sure it's unenforceable as Russ is trying to implement it. "The people" cannot foreclose the ability of a future electorate to vote differently via this kind of entrenchment. A legal knot tied with a majority effort can be untied with that same effort (which is why constitutions exist- to require a higher bar).

So if you're going to have a clause like this, you have to at least spell out the consequences (like penalties for a broken lease, etc) instead of just saying "you can't undo the thing that was just done."

Strange including such a clause for rat face given how much he loves asking the court to undo things that have already been done.
 
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