- Joined
- Sep 10, 2021
That was when it first came out. Once people started figuring out it was about a gross pedowood actor bitching about how miserable his ultra rich Epstein island lifestyle is, cause he's really just a "depressed soul" that was neglected by his parents; Most people noped the fuck out. It's an insufferable quality of Hollywood that they think the average Joe gives a fuck about the rich and the famous's gay crashouts.
If it was meant as satire it fails.
It's always about the context of the characters that determine their appeal to furries and the masses.
Bojack isn't appealing.
He's unappealing because a creepy middle-aged man fucking the woman who used to be the little girl he was a co-star with as a 30 something is grimy, creepy and gross.
He directly caused her to spiral and later die of an overdose.
Bojack is nothing but an addict and alcoholic narcissist who takes all the good potential and crushes it in to dust. He reunited with his sweetheart he had a crush on, then tried to Epstein her daughter. He betrayed his best friend and then tries to get his dying friend to "forgive him" to assuage his guilt.
He strung along his girlfriend till she couldn't have kids. He's a manchild that cannot grow the fuck up till he loses it all like Bossmanjack.
Bojack is an idol only to the creepy uncle types, which is why certain pedomaxxed rapist furfags had bojack avatars. He represents their creepy scummy behavior and serves as a flag for their degenerate behavior.
Bojack is also a horse which also seems to be the animal for cock obsessed fags, and is a stinky sassy fart machine drama animal.
Robin Hood is a hero. He's clever, he's charming, and he's a genuinely good dude. He's trying to save both Nottingham from an evil king, and pining after a genuinely sweet and beautiful woman who actually loves him deeply. His sexiness comes effortlessly because he's the kind of man who falls nicely into that stride as a gentleman.
He wasn't the product of the anti-hero worshipping, "villains are the real good guys" Hollywood of the late 2010s.
He doesn't steal the money, then go and fuck the bunny widow woman as payment in exchange for the "tax returns", like what every Hollywood hack would say "needs to happen" cause of "corruption".
He doesn't creepy on children, do lines of coke, crashout in therapy, and try to fuck the fat sheriff while taking ecstasy.
He's a hero. Something Bojack can never be.
He's also a fox, an animal that is naturally pretty and generally regarded as a clever and capable critter that is naturally Halloween colored and makes spooky sounds, all while acting like cat software running on dog hardware. Foxes are just that fucking good.
In conclusion:
Fuck Bo-ssman jack horseman.
