📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Colress]

I don't know if this is the correct thread for this, or if I'm late but trannies are seething over this

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This is making the rounds online of people saying its vulgar language. They can't say he's wrong though!

Yeah, it's over in the legislation thread too.

I dunno Fat Dumb Gay Al. The "swinging dicks" language seems pretty spot on.

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[Pluciferous]

I don't know if this is the correct thread for this, or if I'm late but trannies are seething over this

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This is making the rounds online of people saying its vulgar language. They can't say he's wrong though!

It has its own separate thread already in A&N. I’ve documented how the compromised Reason writers chose not to mention how one of the judges who dissented (without vulgar language) is Korean, presumably because it makes the white judges who want swinging dicks in Korean spas look even more unhinged.

Law Post in thread 'Judge VanDyke: "This is a case about swinging dicks."'

Mar 13, 2026

No one in this thread, nor the article itself, noted that one of the judges that wrote an opinion in this case is Korean.

Shockingly, Judge Lee didn’t think Korean women should have to look at dicks either, and dissented like Judge VanDyke.

Why is Reason erasing the lived experiences of Asian minorities?

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[The Gay Oboma Creature]

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You can't go swimming once you're on hormones? Why is tha--

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Oh. I don't know what I expected.

He could just go swimming with his shirt on and pass as a weird fat guy who's ashamed of his appearance (because that's what he is).

 

[MaximKnight76]

>dude (female), you can just have HIV and it's not a big deal
except it rots your brain and gives you early memory loss. Fags just tell you its not a big deal since the alternative would require them to tone down the orgies

Didn't Dong Gone complained about memory problems IIRC.

 

[Pig Cups]

eh. sometimes i hear little old ladies say it to be cute.

True, and sometimes I’ve heard “tinkle” used ironically. But “potty” is a lot rarer, and especially creepy when used by a grown up who’s not talking to someone under 5.

Didn't Dong Gone complained about memory problems IIRC.

Imagine if he forgot about his lawsuit, and all of the momentum collapsed? lmaooo

A while back, I made a case for why I firmly believe that Elliot William Fong Jones has The AIDS.

What’s far more incriminating than his bemoaning the costs of broad spectrum STI testing is his indignant sperging about the logistics re: doctors treating patients with HIV. Because that’s not a subject that is *ever* a mere thought or cause for concern among those who are HIV-negative. We just don’t think about it. Based on that, and the insight from @Temperance XIV on page 787, I am absolutely certain that Elliot is indeed infected with HIV/AIDS.

Remember, Elliot…it didn’t have to be this way. If you had just left us alone, we wouldn’t be digging this shit up. But no. Instead, you’re left to contend with us making a reasonable case for you having The AIDS.

 

[Candidate No 7]

Why do so many trans men dress very feminine?

This is in no way a question made to mock anyone, im just legitinately confused - coming from another trans guy.

Since, atleast to me, a big part of actually expressing myself and my gender identity has been socially and physically transitioning (though i have not yet fully transitioned) is appearance, including clothing, its been very weird to me to meet a LOT of (mostly) other trans guys dressing very femininely. I understand the concept of clothes not having gender, and i completely agree, but clothing still famously having stereotypical genders does, i feel, affects how we see people around us simply based on their clothes, and i was very confused about how trans people who still “dress as their assigned at birth gender” feel as if they are connected to their gender, as gender and it’s identity is based on social constructs that have evolved over time, and clothing is a very main aspect in my opinion over the subject.

Also please note this is in no way me trying to shame/hate on anyone, i really am just very curious and i feel like this is a very awkward question to ask those specific people i know without accidentally being rude, so i wanted to try and go online to ask this

It is one of the great mysteries in life. Same as the question as to why so many trans women have the hobbies of autistic men. Will human science ever solve such complicated conundrums? Perhaps with the help of artificial intelligence and super-computers at one point...

 

[Character from a movie]

This one is not an L from a tranny, but from someone suffering from a tranny:

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I am at my wits end with son’s live-in GF - AITA if I evict her?​

I am a 43F married to a 45M2F disabled homemaker for 20+ years. We also have a teen daughter in high school. My son just turned 19 and is in his 1st year of college. Last summer before school started at 18, he hatched a plan with his internet GF, also 18M2F, and his friends to bring his GF to come live with us (without our knowledge).

In August one of my son’s friends bought a bus ticket for my son GF to come to my home. We were informed when she was already on a bus on her way here. Needless to say we were shocked. I had just had a major career shift in January and was still trying to heal from severe burn out and catch up financially from being unexpectedly unemployed for six months.

At first I refused to take her in. We had never met, my son and her only knew each other from the internet, and we didn’t really have the resources to take on another adult child. However, due to the timing and the lack of public resources we decided to try and agreed to help her get on her feet as an adult.

She came to us from a Romani family. She had left due to physical and emotional abuse inflicted upon her for being trans. She had a 4th grade education, a State ID, a photocopy of her ss card and no birth certificate. She wasn’t even sure where she was born at first or what her biological mother’s name was (according to her, her mom left shortly after she was born so she was raised by her father and his family).

We started with the basics, ss card and insurance as she is diabetic and had limited supplies with her. We resolved the birth certificate. I got her a cell phone (her family had turned hers off), a fireproof briefcase for her documents, and the medications she needed.

We struggled to find balance in the household for about a month. Once my son went to college, we let her take his bedroom. I got her enrolled in the local GED program and found a certification program she could complete in a field she was interested in for free. We split the kids chores between her and our high schooler and encouraged her to find a job to start making money for herself.

Six months later here is where we are: she has completed 3 of 4 GED tests, she is still struggling with math but is still attending GED classes though with less frequency. Her first job was at a fast food pizza place, she quit on her second day. Her second job was about a month and a half later, she was a hostess for a restaurant and that lasted for about 3 months. She claims she was fired. She is often extremely lax in her chores. And does not eat properly to maintain her health with her medical condition. She has also antagonized my spouse with rude comments such as “honor dees nutz” in response to a text my spouse sent to the family chat that she was going to go pick up food.

Additionally, there has been some suspicious activity on her part. She has a female Internet friend whom she says I love you too in phone conversations. I made a mention to her that I had saved photos of her as a child from her bio dad’s Facebook (public) and only a few days later her dad’s and step mothers Facebook pages just ceased activity. The day she was “fired” from her second job our whole family was invited to a family dinner by my parents right before she started work. We dropped her off and she came right back out and said she was fired. She did have some other issues there, a new manager had started and didn’t like her. She had been sent home the day before for not wearing a uniform (she claimed there was no uniform before the new manager), and we bought her new black shoes that morning for work.

I had the idea to have her make digital audio projects for sale for me instead of having a job. She doesn’t want to do that and now she does not want do the certification program either. With her attendance at her GED classes, her lack of doing chores, and her entitlement. We are trying to stand up dead weight, she’s not even trying. AITA? And what would you do?

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So basically this woman is married to a crippled tranny and her son is autistic (allegedly from what she tells in her other comments). The son's girlfriend is also a troon, and a gypsy, and possibly retarded, and possibly fat. Then the son decides to move to college and leave his family dealing with the troon, like cuckoos that put their eggs in other birds' nests and then fuck off.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

No, you're not the asshole in kicking out a disgusting retarded tranny you didn't give permission to move in to begin with.

 

[sojak]

WTF even was that. How do you raise your son that he ends up so retarded to take home a gypsy tranny he doesn't even know. I refuse to believe those exist. And tbf the mother did this to herself. But one tranny at home surely convinced her these are simply poor misunderstood souls. this must be bait lol.

The gypsy thing is especially astonishing to me; everyone always said gypsies=HIV when I was a kid.

 

[Joseph McCarthy]

A while back, I made a case for why I firmly believe that Elliot William Fong Jones has The AIDS.

The fact he's polyamorous pretty much confirms he has AIDS honestly. You will eventually catch AIDS if you're sleeping with that many people. (I know he's polyamorous because his website says he lives with "his wife and partners".)

She came to us from a Romani family.

Gypsy + troon sounds like an absolutely terrible combo.

 

[Character from a movie]

this must be bait lol.

I thought the same thing, but if you check OP's comments in other posts she does mention her troon husband and children. So it's either an elaborate troll or a typical handmaiden.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

So basically this woman is married to a crippled tranny and her son is autistic (allegedly from what she tells in her other comments). The son's girlfriend is also a troon, and a gypsy, and possibly retarded, and possibly fat. Then the son decides to move to college and leave his family dealing with the troon, like cuckoos that put their eggs in other birds' nests and then fuck off.

I would like to bet that this obese diabetic gypsy grifting tranny rapes this retarded woman’s teenage daughter.

 

[AskMeAnything]

So basically this woman is married to a crippled tranny and her son is autistic (allegedly from what she tells in her other comments). The son's girlfriend is also a troon, and a gypsy, and possibly retarded, and possibly fat. Then the son decides to move to college and leave his family dealing with the troon

Sounds like the plot of a really depressing movie.

The gypsy thing is especially astonishing to me

I've always had a thing about gypsy girls. No matter how irrational it is,
it's been a constant thing in my life.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I thought the same thing, but if you check OP's comments in other posts she does mention her troon husband and children. So it's either an elaborate troll or a typical handmaiden.

Oh, I believe it’s a true tale from our Modern Times. The whole family sounds oblivious, selfish and nuts. Trying to fix the stray gypsy troon has been a good distraction from all the other demands on her-and was a promising project at first-but even the biggest handmaiden suckers have their limits. Or can catch a vibe or read a tea leaf or two. I get a strong whiff of long con coming from the gypsy troon. Momma Handmaiden there better keep the location of her financial passwords and her good jewelry to herself or Junior’s gonna come home for the holidays one day only to be told that he can’t go back to college because the tuition money’s gone with the troon.

 

[stupid frog]

I've always had a thing about gypsy girls. No matter how irrational it is,
it's been a constant thing in my life.

Calm down, Frollo.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Sounds like the plot of a really depressing movie.

In the 90's it would have been a Lifetime Movie just that the dad wouldn't be a Tranny, and the family would learn the "Girl" they took in was actually a Gypsy Tranny after he had stolen a bunch of shit, made their lives hell, and painted himself the victim so law enforcement won't help.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

I thought the same thing, but if you check OP's comments in other posts she does mention her troon husband and children. So it's either an elaborate troll or a typical handmaiden.

Handmaidens deserve everything they get and then some.

 

[DreinMeinVein]

I've always had a thing about gypsy girls. No matter how irrational it is,
it's been a constant thing in my life

Maybe it's the dark hair and light blue eyes combo that's common to gypsy girls. Shame they all look rough as fuck before they hit 40.

But a gypsy troon is just a gypsy fella in a dress.
Nobody wants to meet a gypsy man when crossing a dark alleyway. Ten times worse if he's whirling around in a spinny skirt.

 

[Irregardless]

So basically this woman is married to a crippled tranny and her son is autistic (allegedly from what she tells in her other comments). The son's girlfriend is also a troon, and a gypsy, and possibly retarded, and possibly fat. Then the son decides to move to college and leave his family dealing with the troon, like cuckoos that put their eggs in other birds' nests and then fuck off.

This is what not being a "bigot" gets you.
It's always hilarious to read the reply's from people retarded enough to think these are real issues being faced by normal/rational people.
This bitch isn't in this situation because of some unfortunate series of events, she's in this situation because of her psychotic beliefs that allow retarded shit like this to be the norm.

Regular people don't end up with their retarded son's retarded gypsy tranny boyfriend squatting in their homes, and they sure as hell don't have to be told that they're not in the wrong for having an issue with it.
If you end up with your retarded sons retarded gypsy tranny boyfriend squatting in your home it's because that shit's your fault, and you deserve it.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Granny tranny with big ol' beanbags stuffed down the summer dress parlays his rights as a sovereign citizen, which of course goes as well as it always does literally every single time this happens.
I dunno how anyone thinks this is ever gona work, at this point.