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China's military is also... largely a parade force.
No, you don't understand, Russia's military is modern and dangerous and will be able to compete with the US if it comes to a fight.
No, you don't understand, Venezuela's military is modern and dangerous and will be able to compete with the US if it comes to a fight.
No, you don't understand, Iran's military is modern and dangerous and will be able to compete with the US if it comes to a fight.
BRICS WARRIORS ARE HERE: No, you don't understand, China's military is modern and dangerous and will be able to compete with the US if it comes to a fight.
I remember so many years of people claiming Russia had a real military, just like the US, and here we are. But for sure China is different.
 
It's time for your weekly halftime Tankie Update.

Currently, the tankies are angry at Persepolis, a movie based off of an autobiographical comic by Marjane Satrapi, an Iranian woman who lived through the Iranian Revolution. France's Channel 4 announced that they would be doing a special showing of Persepolis, which incited outrage from the fringe left:
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One scene that has them really angry is Satrapi depicting the female agents of Iran's Morality Police harassing her for wearing a "Punk's Not Dead" jacket:


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They're also mad about a scene of her poorly singing Eye of the Tiger in English (a language she did not fluently speak at the time) to reorient herself after a suicide attempt:
(for context, It's a moment of intentional levity after a really dark scene. She's trying to cope with feeling like there's no way to escape her life under the Ayatollah, Morality Police, Sharia, etc)
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You can ask literally any Eastern European in any former USSR territory and they'd tell you the same thing, American music/pop culture was an escape from how awful life was under their respective regimes. That's why bootlegging and media piracy was such a big thing in places like Russia, Georgia, etc.
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They're trying to spin these scenes of her enjoying being a cringe teenager as her being "spoiled" or privileged, rather than showing how young girls like her especially got repressed by Sharia authorities after the Revolution, and were forbidden from enjoying the same comforts we take for granted in the west.

>"Executing young girls for not dressing in accordance with Sharia Law is moral and justified because they needed to instill social order as to not get taken over by the western menace!"

Ironically, these spoiled fucking tankies living in Western Europe or the United States and reaping the benefits of "western decadence" are chastising Satrapi in the same way the Iranian morality police were, by calling her a slut who just wants to get naked.
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Tankies don't see Arabs are people. They see them as a monolithic, ideological army that only exists in a geopolitical context. Their natural state must only be holy war Jihad against the United States, they can't have any other wants or joys or pleasures outside of throwing their bodies into a meat grinder to somehow epically own the United States. Every man, woman and child must devote their lives to the cause of anti-Americanism. Tankies will "fight" until the last Arab to ensure the great satan is overthrown!

Maybe a few of them actually did read the comic and see her making fun of how orientalist these western leftists are:.
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It's funny how every fucking Tweet I've found angry at this movie comes from some dipshit beardo larping as a jihadist revolutionary:
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or trannies.
They keep spinning her work as her being in support of Epstein somehow:
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Meanwhile there's literally a portion of the book and movie where her mother warns her about the systemic rape that girls like her, in her own community were suffering as a result of Sharia Law stating that a virgin must be raped to prevent them from seeing heaven.
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Iran is a country that's notorious for its compulsory child marriage laws, where girls as young as 9 (the age of Aisha, Muhammed's youngest "wife") are married off to older men with absolutely no say in their fate.

What these fucking idiots don't understand is that Satrapi was literally raised by Marxists.
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Her USSR-educated, communist grandfather being tortured by the IRGC until his later death was a pivotal moment in her life.
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She was a extremely, explicitly critical of the Shah, America, and Israel as well.
She's the furthest thing from a Pahlavist. When asked about the possibility of a US war with Iran back in 2005, as someone who lived through the revolution and suffered under the Ayatollah, she stated that she solely desires a democratic Iran, her point of disagreement with the war is that she doesn't want Iran under US/Israeli control.

The film and book are both extremely nuanced and show every angle of the revolution whilst not straying away from the overarching oppression that it resulted in.
 
It took the USA 21 years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban, and when they left, they couldn't take off fast enough. The Iraq war resulted in the Republican Guard waging warfare for another decade, and eventually the rise of ISIS.
And here? noone has an idea what ther plan is, even in yesterday's presser the 'off-ramp' questions resuted in 'mumble mumble'.
Here fuel has rocketed up, and my portfolio is down, so in short, fuck Trump, fuck Israel, and fuck America for starting yet another war.
I would feel bad for you if not for the fact that you unironically put your own money in the stock market
 
@Neil
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Kino post tho I’ll have to rewatch (somehow I distinctly remember it being praised by leftists in the past at least ones from the fringe as well)
 
It's time for your weekly halftime Tankie Update
If there's something I've learned by watching the left defend the indefensible all my life, it's that they have no morals. They will proclaim freedom for everyone and extoll militant atheism while supporting an idiotic, unpopular theocratic regime just because it's being bombed by the left's enemy du jour. They are almost all scum and deserve all the violence and repression that's been meted out to them through history, especially in the state they're now.
 
If there's something I've learned by watching the left defend the indefensible all my life, it's that they have no morals. They will proclaim freedom for everyone and extoll militant atheism while supporting an idiotic, unpopular theocratic regime just because it's being bombed by the left's enemy du jour. They are almost all scum and deserve all the violence and repression that's been meted out to them through history, especially in the state they're now.
Leftie discourse is pretending to not understand something until you can use it against someone
 
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Iran's Farhikhtegan newspaper reported today that Ali Shamkhani, the former IRGC navy commander and Khamenei advisor, was buried without his head at Imamzadeh Saleh according to witnesses.

The IRGC media team loves milking that Gemini subscription. "please create a watercolor portrait of general Shamkhani."
 
We should nuke England after we're done with Iran, just to be safe. They're already in the middle of undergoing their own Islamic Revolution anyway.
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Logged in just to clarify that this is obviously not true, especially given that France and Italy are currently in talks with Iran. Negotiations would implode if they actually did this. Is anyone in either of these shitty, borderline impossible to read threads making any attempt at all to check if major news like this is even legit or if its just rumors/disinfo?
 
I'd say a more pressing existential threat to the world is a country who currently has nuclear capability with a history of waging unilateral wars of aggression against its neighbors. Thankfully there's no country like that today and we're effectively preventing one from springing up in Iran.
Its seems to me the issue is more one of ideological differences. The common story that seems to be a threat to the world is when one powerful government says: "These people will be our subjects for us to do what we want with, afterall, its what they and their fellow members of this economic zone voted for," but they forget they happen to be adjacent with an "Our nation identifies as being the governmental extension of the grander entity that is our culture and ethnicity" style government. Then it turns out that the government that can't justify its existence if it sits idlely by when its people are being persecuted ends up watching their people slowly get more and more persecuted by the economic zone they're trapped in without their consent.

The real shame of the pattern is that the story has become SO common I've lost track of just how many wars I'm describing with the above. Its at least 5, although only 3 super notable ones.

Ultimately I blame the US Civil war for the whole problem, it tainted the whole democratic template with the damaging idea that sub-regions of a democracy can never be allowed to self-determine. So now any democracy that for whatever reason ends up with a minority-dominated subregion within their borders needs to pray that minority never ends up owning an army because the persecution half of the equation is practically guaranteed.
 
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No, you don't understand, Russia's military is modern and dangerous and will be able to compete with the US if it comes to a fight.
No, you don't understand, Venezuela's military is modern and dangerous and will be able to compete with the US if it comes to a fight.
No, you don't understand, Iran's military is modern and dangerous and will be able to compete with the US if it comes to a fight.
BRICS WARRIORS ARE HERE: No, you don't understand, China's military is modern and dangerous and will be able to compete with the US if it comes to a fight.
I remember so many years of people claiming Russia had a real military, just like the US, and here we are. But for sure China is different.
China's military is a little different, its not like any other generic 3rd world despot like in Russia and Venezuela where the purpose of the military is primarily to look intimidating and make the regime look strong, where there was never any intention to actually use that military for serious conflicts, Russia expected to roll over Ukraine in 3 days but got stuck in a meatgrinder, Venezuela is even more pathetic as that country can't even manage its own economy right despite being an oil powerhouse, and as we saw on that raid, the regime couldn't even trust its own countrymen entirely to defend the President, with Cubans being a substantial force.

China is genuinely trying to "Re-Unify" Taiwan, with peaceful routes no longer possible at this point, the past 20 years has them trying to modernize the PLA, a process that is still ongoing, they are obviously trying to wait for the exact right time to invade, when it doesn't look like the US is either too weak or too unwilling to intervene in Taiwan, which is really not right now with the sudden resurgence of aggression in US foreign policy.

Even if in the event it's unlikely that the US will throw its full support to Taiwan, that island will still be a bitch to actually invade, the waters around it are notoriously unfriendly, as hurricanes, storms, and fog, are common weather conditions for much of the year, then there's questions of the landings, as there are only like 14 viable landing zones on the main island, its estimated that it needs half a million to a million to effectively conquer Taiwan, optimally in under a week too, as if it goes beyond that timeline, its possible that the US has decided and gathered enough forces to intervene.
 
It's time for your weekly halftime Tankie Update.

Currently, the tankies are angry at Persepolis, a movie based off of an autobiographical comic by Marjane Satrapi, an Iranian woman who lived through the Iranian Revolution. France's Channel 4 announced that they would be doing a special showing of Persepolis, which incited outrage from the fringe left:

One scene that has them really angry is Satrapi depicting the female agents of Iran's Morality Police harassing her for wearing a "Punk's Not Dead" jacket:
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They're also mad about a scene of her poorly singing Eye of the Tiger in English (a language she did not fluently speak at the time) to reorient herself after a suicide attempt:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qrtwN7lolHs(for context, It's a moment of intentional levity after a really dark scene. She's trying to cope with feeling like there's no way to escape her life under the Ayatollah, Morality Police, Sharia, etc)

You can ask literally any Eastern European in any former USSR territory and they'd tell you the same thing, American music/pop culture was an escape from how awful life was under their respective regimes. That's why bootlegging and media piracy was such a big thing in places like Russia, Georgia, etc.

They're trying to spin these scenes of her enjoying being a cringe teenager as her being "spoiled" or privileged, rather than showing how young girls like her especially got repressed by Sharia authorities after the Revolution, and were forbidden from enjoying the same comforts we take for granted in the west.

>"Executing young girls for not dressing in accordance with Sharia Law is moral and justified because they needed to instill social order as to not get taken over by the western menace!"

Ironically, these spoiled fucking tankies living in Western Europe or the United States and reaping the benefits of "western decadence" are chastising Satrapi in the same way the Iranian morality police were, by calling her a slut who just wants to get naked.

Tankies don't see Arabs are people. They see them as a monolithic, ideological army that only exists in a geopolitical context. Their natural state must only be holy war Jihad against the United States, they can't have any other wants or joys or pleasures outside of throwing their bodies into a meat grinder to somehow epically own the United States. Every man, woman and child must devote their lives to the cause of anti-Americanism. Tankies will "fight" until the last Arab to ensure the great satan is overthrown!

Maybe a few of them actually did read the comic and see her making fun of how orientalist these western leftists are:.

It's funny how every fucking Tweet I've found angry at this movie comes from some dipshit beardo larping as a jihadist revolutionary:

or trannies.
They keep spinning her work as her being in support of Epstein somehow:

Meanwhile there's literally a portion of the book and movie where her mother warns her about the systemic rape that girls like her, in her own community were suffering as a result of Sharia Law stating that a virgin must be raped to prevent them from seeing heaven.

Iran is a country that's notorious for its compulsory child marriage laws, where girls as young as 9 (the age of Aisha, Muhammed's youngest "wife") are married off to older men with absolutely no say in their fate.

What these fucking idiots don't understand is that Satrapi was literally raised by Marxists.

Her USSR-educated, communist grandfather being tortured by the IRGC until his later death was a pivotal moment in her life.
She was a extremely, explicitly critical of the Shah, America, and Israel as well.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=de8itLl61FsShe's the furthest thing from a Pahlavist. When asked about the possibility of a US war with Iran back in 2005, as someone who lived through the revolution and suffered under the Ayatollah, she stated that she solely desires a democratic Iran, her point of disagreement with the war is that she doesn't want Iran under US/Israeli control.

The film and book are both extremely nuanced and show every angle of the revolution whilst not straying away from the overarching oppression that it resulted in.
The entirety of the Iranian Revolution is an object lesson in why a 'Third Worldist' alliance of commie faggots + Islamists against decadent 'Murican capitalism is and always will be a horrible fucking idea. Some niggers just absolutely refuse to learn though, so now even though Satrapi's work is over 20 years old and easily accessible we still got Queers 4 Palestine, retarded leftists simping for Hamas & the Ayatollah & every Islamist headchopping sand/mountain nigger under the sun unless they pragmatically work with the West (ex. Syria's AJ), and even a short-lived trend of braindead far-left chicks converting to Islam as a fashion statement only to whine about its rules or outright ditching the religion once the Gaza War fad died down - basically the left-wing equivalent of grifting cunts like Candace Owens who claim to have truly & honestly converted to Traditional Catholicism, Orthodoxy or whatever other 'based' church they think they can get the most social/actual currency out of but somehow even dumber (since they're apparently unaware of what Islam dictates be done unto apostates, unlike those other Christian sects, or how much more rapey & genuinely brutally patriarchal Islam is in general).

As an aside, I will say I find it endlessly amusing that for all the disdain she still carries for the Pahlavis & 'Murican capitalism since her youth, Satrapi must now witness that these are the only forces which can actually liberate Iran from the mullahs who ruined her old life & have done their level best to drag her country back to the 7th century. Actual Iranian commies and republicans are complete non-factors who have no real organization, no meaningful ground presence in Iran and who couldn't do jack shit to the Islamist regime even when they betrayed the country to Saddam (in the case of the MEK), meanwhile the imperialist Burgers and Zionists fucking killed Mr. 'Death to America' himself on Day 1 and are in the process of pummeling the Islamists with their own severed spine while Pahlavi has turned out to actually have an organization doing stuff on the ground in Iran after all (even if it's presently mostly limited to acts of sabotage & telling the IDF/USAF what to blow up with drones). Truly only a comedy God could write.
 
I read through the current BRICSgram cope:
  • Guy who died on the tanker crash had 3 kids, somehow that means the US must retreat, sad for his family though.
  • Israel running out of ammo for the 850th time, i guess the single missile a day that gets intercepted even by the iron dome (made only to intercept cheap rockets and mortars at low altitude, rather than ballistic missiles, costs only 100k per round vs 2 million for a patriot missile or 4.5 for a THAAD interceptor) is making Israel collapse at any second, CTR completely BTFO
  • They are now wanting houthis to close the red sea or attack the ports and oil pipelines that Saudi arabia plans to ship its and their neighbors oil through to alleviate the strait closure, they ignore if they keep squeezing saudi arabia, they have ballistic missiles of their own and it's a open secret they have a treaty with pakistan to ship some of its nukes to them since they were the ones that paid for it in the 80s.
  • 5000 marines can't hold a island next to iran because iran will just bombard it, with what? I ask, wishful thinking.
 
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Logged in just to clarify that this is obviously not true, especially given that France and Italy are currently in talks with Iran. Negotiations would implode if they actually did this. Is anyone in either of these shitty, borderline impossible to read threads making any attempt at all to check if major news like this is even legit or if its just rumors/disinfo?
Lol should have known that no European nation would ever have any balls
 
Iranian man living in France responds to Muslims and Islam orbiters throwing a jihadthrum over Persepolis.
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As Iranians who have lived through the very hell that Marjane Satrapi depicts in the book and film *Persepolis*, we don’t just watch her work: we see our own lives bleeding out before our eyes. For us, born in the ’60s and ’70s, this isn’t “culture” or history—it’s our raw reality. It’s the nightmare we’re still fighting today, with our bare hands.
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To you, the privileged “useful idiots” sipping your lattes in the safety of your democracies: shut up and listen. While you whine about “Islamophobia,” we are being strangled by the mandatory hijab, hunted down by the morality police, and hung by ropes in public squares.
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“Islamophobia” is a media hoax—a lie fabricated by fundamentalists in the late 1970s to shield their tyranny from criticism. If denouncing this slaughter is “racism,” then the entire Iranian nation is “Islamophobic” for refusing to die in silence under the boot of a theocracy!
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Wake up. You are defending the very monsters who will bring the same chains, the same fear, and the same death of freedom to your own doorstep. Borders will not save you from an ideology that demands total submission.
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Learn from us, before you become us.
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#Persepolis #Iran #WomenLifeFreedom #NoToTheocracy #MarjaneSatrapi
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Pally protestor goes up to Pro-Monarchy Iranians and tells them that they are misguided by ZOG lies, by which she means that Hamas and Islamic Jihad need continued access to their biggest paypig the Islamic republic.

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Pally protestor goes up to Pro-Monarchy Iranians and tells them that they are misguided by ZOG lies, by which she means that Hamas and Islamic Jihad need to continued access to their biggest paypig the Islamic republic.
I wonder what will happen to gazaniggers when their largest paypig behind Qatar collapses. Bet many of them will just "disappear", especially online.
 
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