Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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So, this happened.
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Null, I have a crazy idea on how to fund your legal fund...

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Moments ago, at my direction, the United States Central Command executed one of the most powerful bombing raids in the History of the Middle East, and totally obliterated every MILITARY target in Iran’s crown jewel, Kharg Island.

Our Weapons are the most powerful and sophisticated that the World has ever known but, for reasons of decency, I have chosen NOT to wipe out the Oil Infrastructure on the Island.

However, should Iran, or anyone else, do anything to interfere with the Free and Safe Passage of Ships through the Strait of Hormuz, I will immediately reconsider this decision.

During my First Term, and currently, I rebuilt our Military into the Most Lethal, Powerful, and Effective Force, by far, anywhere in the World.

Iran has NO ability to defend anything that we want to attack — There is nothing they can do about it! Iran will NEVER have a nuclear weapon, nor will it have the ability to threaten the United States of America, the Middle East or, for that matter, the World!

Iran’s Military, and all others involved with this Terrorist Regime, would be wise to lay down their arms, and save what’s left of their country, which isn’t much!
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Earlier today, 13 March 2026, the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) dropped propaganda leaflets over Beirut that featured a barcode linked to Unit 504, an Israeli military intelligence unit.
"You must disarm Hezbollah, Iran's shield. Lebanon is your decision, not someone else's.

Not someone else's. Stability isn't just a word. For every Lebanese, your land is yours. Don't let it become easy prey for the Iranian Hezbollah's weapons.

Unit 504 is working to ensure the future of Lebanon and its people, believing in the principle "If your neighbor is well, you are well."
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If you're in Lebanon and scanned the QR code on the leaflets Israel dropped today, you likely entered a secure chat box with the Israeli Mossad agency helping the Lebanese organize against Hezbollah, according to Hezbollah accounts warning against scanning the code.
 
Uncle Buck said:
US MREs are, by and large, fantastic and may as well be gourmet food compared to some slop consumed in the turd world.
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One thing the US military does really well is to have generally solid shit. Sure MRE's may not compare well to france's MRE's but we also have a way bigger military that, y'know, actually does shit. For a massive military that does shit all over the world the worst we equipment we have is still "It gets the job done" levels, bare minimum.
And it is gourmet compared to shit like china's. Just watch any of steve1989's videos on chinese rations. Half of the shit is inedible. Hell, he didn't do another chinese ration for *years* after his first one damn near killed him.
 
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First Null gives me a shoutout on MATI and now secret watcher is watching me. I'm a Kiwi Farms celebrity now.



US/Israeli airstrikes were carried out on Karaj, northern Iran, earlier tonight.

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Iranian missile damaged five USAF tankers at Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia per Wall Street Journal.

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Three DC-area airports are shut down due to "equipment outage". It's possibly due to Iranian cyber attacks.
 
People who continue to doubt the prospect of regime change from the ground up in Iran: I see others have already stressed the point that opposition-minded Iranians have already been specifically instructed by Trump, Bibi & their own figurehead Pahlavi to chill and wait for the signal for the billionth time already, so instead I will reiterate it's been literally two days since Israeli strikes on Basij/IRGC checkpoints on the roads began with help from anti-Islamist Iranians on the ground. The Western MSM is only just beginning to catch up on this development. (Archive) Trump himself has also today expressed confidence that regime change will happen, just that it isn't going to occur quickly because there are still too many Islamist mountain niggers eager to gun down dissenters who haven't been turned into kebabs via drones (and some help from said dissidents) yet. (Can't archive, archive.is is being gay)

Besides giving the US and Israel targeting info, anti-Islamist Iranians are continuing to keep up their nightly chants of 'Javid Shah'. For example, tonight in Gohar Dasht, a suburb of Karaj (city that's been getting bombed more heavily than usual recently).



Just be patient & wait to see whether any significant action materializes after the big call to arms goes out before you write the anti-Islamists on the ground off as a dud, cowardly retards, etc. people. Yes of course there's grounds for skepticism, but all the footage of Iranians rooting for more bombs to fall near them, keeping up nightly anti-Islamist chants even when they're answered with Islamist bullets, and now actively giving insider assistance to Jew & Burger drone operators to blow up IRGC/Basij fags more accurately - despite all of these things being activities that carry an instant death sentence, to be meted out by the nearest Islamist soldier or cop, if they get caught - should abundantly demonstrate that the chance of an uprising at the right time (whenever that might be) is also not zero.

It should also go without saying that the American military, Mossad and Pahlavi are all operating on a schedule geared towards maximizing the chance of a successful toppling of the mullahs, not one that's meant to appease random niggers (who may or may not also be terminally brown) posting on a certain forum about agriculture in New Zealand & the milking of (lol)cows. In short, a little patience can go a long way when it comes to avoiding wearing a burger suit.
 
oh no its pipkun said:
American mres gave the world modern food preservation with most nutrients intact. say what you want of some of the shittier meals but america listens to it's soldiers. i watch stevemre's videos and am shocked to see euros keep their shit in cans
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European militaries can't afford to put that much effort and money on their MREs, and for some they don't really need to either because they are not expected to be deployed all over the globe. For many countries, it's just rations that consist of goods that you can often just buy from a normal grocery store, MAYBE with a slightly modified label done for the military.

I can tell you however, that the rations have evolved drastically even since when I served in 2014. I mean at least you now have food that you can cook in their own pouch by just adding water. When I served we still had some stuff that had to be cooked in a separate cooking dish. How lovely when you can't spare water to clean that afterwards.

The US MRE is pretty much the same it has been since the 80s, small improvements every now and then and changing menus of course.
 
Chuckwagon said:
Can't archive, archive.is is being gay
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Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
I just think it's weird that it's almost two weeks and people are giving up on the war
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All the people whining haven't "given up" so much as they were crying about it from the very beginning. Some of them are leftists, some are groypers, some are retards easily influenced by doompilling, but they pretty much all share a tendency to view every situation through the myopic lens of "DA JOOOOOOOZ."
 
oh no its pipkun said:
American mres gave the world modern food preservation with most nutrients intact. say what you want of some of the shittier meals but america listens to it's soldiers. i watch stevemre's videos and am shocked to see euros keep their shit in cans
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They do? British ratpacks are kept pretty much the same as the American MREs. What shithole is out there dancing with botulism?
 

Earlier, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) via its Bisimchi media published a video showing the launch of suicide drones against, Israel, their Gulf neighbors, and U.S. bases and infrastructure in the region.
Observers geolocated this region as the Kashan airport in Khorramdasht, Isfahan Province, Southern Iran: 33.891067, 51.590437





Videos show the aftermath of explosions at Arasat al-Karada area in central Baghdad, capital of Iraq. It looks like a house was targeted by an airstrike, probably an assassination attempt.

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Iran had plans of taking over the entire Middle East, and completely obliterating Israel.

JUST LIKE IRAN ITSELF, THOSE PLANS ARE NOW DEAD!
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Footages of the remains of an intercepted American MQ-9 drone by Iranian air defenses in Bandar Abbas, southern Iran.
 

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Mr. Racewar1488 said:
Earlier, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) via its Bisimchi media published a video showing the launch of suicide drones against, Israel, their Gulf neighbors, and U.S. bases and infrastructure in the region.
Observers geolocated this region as the Kashan airport in Khorramdasht, Isfahan Province, Southern Iran: 33.891067, 51.590437
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Sandniggers are literally doxxing themselves in an attempt to farm Izzat
 
Afinepickle said:
It's the main reason I'm anti-free press tbh.
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That's not what freedom of the press means. Journalists have psy-oped you into thinking the constitutional protection of "the press" is protection of a clique of professional agitators, when it was merely short-hand for protection of the technical means to distribute speech. There was no such thing as "the press" in the sense of the journalistic profession when the constitution was written, nor was the first amendment intended to privilege certain professional groups over any other. "Freedom of the press" means "freedom to use technology to mass produce speech without interference by the state"; nothing more, nothing less.
 
ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
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What's the point of bombing Kharg Island and then announcing that you did so if you don't already have Marines or whatever swarming the place? Feels like it gives the IRGC time to prepare. Might it indicate that physical occupation is less likely?

And why is directly shutting down Kharg Island the way to go compared to, say, blockading access to it through the Gulf of Oman? Is it because the latter would be considered a direct aggro against China when their ships are stopped?
 
Farm Hand said:
What's the point of bombing Kharg Island and then announcing that you did so if you don't already have Marines or whatever swarming the place? Feels like it gives the IRGC time to prepare. Might it indicate that physical occupation is less likely?
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We don't even need to occupy it. Just don't let anyone get onto the island to run the equipment. All Iran can do is go full suicide-bomb mode and destroy their own oil infrastructure rather than risk letting us potentially take control of it, and that's almost as funny.
 
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