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Today on r/crochet

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(That 12 hours was consecutive, too. Enjoy carpal tunnel, pooner child)

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At least some people are asking how tf her wrists didn't fall off when they're not "OMG QUEEN KING"ing her and her Tumblr-esque makeup

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OP is the transmasc agender (that also wants to be a gay bear) variety of pooner and mostly posts crocheting, her late chihuahua, and Pokemon stuff

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"Queerplatonic?" The 2010s Tumblr is strong with this one
 
toilet_rainbow said:
Today on r/crochet

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(That 12 hours was consecutive, too. Enjoy carpal tunnel, pooner child)

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At least some people are asking how tf her wrists didn't fall off when they're not "OMG QUEEN KING"ing her and her Tumblr-esque makeup

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OP is the transmasc agender (that also wants to be a gay bear) variety of pooner and mostly posts crocheting, her late chihuahua, and Pokemon stuff

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"Queerplatonic?" The 2010s Tumblr is strong with this one
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IF THIS THING OFFERS YOU A RIDE, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT GET ON THAT TANDEM BICYCLE. YOU WILL BE CAT CHOW BEFORE THE SUN RISES.
 
90 Day Beyonce said:
"Butch trans lesbians". Aka a whole-ass man who took the 90s joke about being a lesbian trapped in a man's body and made it his life's work.
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The way of the CPU goddess.:medallion:
Hamplanet Fitness said:
Meet Greta Poonberg, a true and honest gay man!

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Greta's sister or girlfriend? The FAS is so strong I feel drunk through the screen. Dirty hobo meth woman energy.
Anasa Tristis said:
Whatever we consume reacts with our personal chemistry and comes out of our pores. There's that dusty attic sort of vegan/vegetarian smell, a sweet diabetic smell, and definitely that acrid and vinegar-y morning-after-a-big-night-o-drinking alcoholic stank that's really foul and unmistakable. Vaginal deterioration and autistic reduced showering aside, flooding a female body with T and the systemic stress that causes has got to contribute to Eu de Pooner too.

I once met a ginger boy who smelled like slightly off tomato soup. All the time. Day or night. It was the damnest thing, and made me wonder if he had a terrible diet or just weird genetics.
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You smelled the lack of a soul, it smells like tomato soup. You can find vampires that way.

The poongnome looks hilarious in a gross way. Like a retarded, fat garden gnome. I wouldn't say adorable. That is a bit of a stretch (mark).

Just as I checked this thread a proto pooner walks into the store. Or a really butch woman. Not a real pooner because no smell or testosterone. Lil dood was very rad and manly.
 
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Unredacted TND said:
Should you stay and try to dissuade them or should you leave at this position?
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Always leave. There is no putting the desire to transition back into the box. These people will end up resenting their significant others and transition in secret anyway. Sometimes it's right away or years later, but the mental illness will always win over family or loved ones. Never give them a chance to ruin your life.
 
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This is how you know the "transphobia" label is the primary weapon troons use to get what they want.

Logically, if someone is a lesbian then they wouldn't be attracted to a man. I mean duh, I thought we all agreed on that a long time ago. If anything, staying with a transitioning partner would be the transphobic thing to do, because you're saying "I'm not attracted to men, since you're not technically a man I can stay in a relationship with you." It should be invalidating to the delusional partner.

But here you have this lesbian tying herself in knots not to be perceived as transphobic for breaking up with her partner. She's cowering before Reddit, hat in hand, begging for permission to break away from this relationship without being forever branded as murderer of trannies.

Insane.
 
Anasa Tristis said:
How awful. I can't imagine having a fav hobby forum getting infiltrated and enshitted by an attention hungry Ginger the Red Nosed Pooner.
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Is there any hobby, no matter how innocent, that hasn't been infiltrated on some level by troons? Most of the time they aren't even there for the hobby itself, just to shit up the place.
 
Walnut Pound Cake said:
Always leave. There is no putting the desire to transition back into the box. These people will end up resenting their significant others and transition in secret anyway. Sometimes it's right away or years later, but the mental illness will always win over family or loved ones. Never give them a chance to ruin your life.
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They also don't wake up one day and randomly decide to troon or poon out. The idea needs time to take root in their brains. AGP husbands indulge in their fantasies secretly long before they transition. I remember one Reddit troon who told his wife he wanted to be a woman. She flipped her shit and told him to not do it, so he just waited several years to try again. You're better off just cutting your losses.
 
KifflomKween said:
Is there any hobby, no matter how innocent, that hasn't been infiltrated on some level by troons? Most of the time they aren't even there for the hobby itself, just to shit up the place.
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even laughing at troons and poons in this very thread has been enshitified by troons and poons at times in the past. a nigga can't have shit these days.
 
ur_mom_lmaoooo said:
If you ever find yourself on the pregnancy-related subs on reddit (which I found myself on recently after trying to do research for my sister), you'd be shocked at how many users claim to be FTM. Like if reddit were your only exposure to the world of maternity, you'd genuinely think a solid 1 in 10 (at least) pregnancies belonged to self-proclaimed "transmen".
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Curious, has there been any actually honest research on how the children of pooner "seahorse dads" turn out? I can't imagine a woman having the testosterone levels of a man during pregnancy would be ideal for fetal development.


toilet_rainbow said:
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Literal goon clown.

Amazes me how this crowd engages in kettle logic with seemingly no awareness of it. "Masculinity is merely a fashion label for me! I also wear dresses sometimes because I'm just so confident in my doodliness!" and then the groomer equivalent of "You should let your 5 year old son wear dresses if he wants because clothes have no gender lol why are you such a bigot? Also, I NEED to dress like sailor moon in public and dye my thinning hair to mermaid colors because that's what women do and I'm a woman."


Walnut Pound Cake said:
Always leave. There is no putting the desire to transition back into the box. These people will end up resenting their significant others and transition in secret anyway. Sometimes it's right away or years later, but the mental illness will always win over family or loved ones. Never give them a chance to ruin your life.
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Only reason I'm not 100% in agreement with you on this is because of how young they are (both 19). Over 70% of teenage girls diagnosed with gender dysphoria, grow out of it within 5 years despite being the most diagnosed. Sometimes, the most sincere form of love is just telling someone to stop being a fucking retard. But unless the redditor posting this is herself some kind of rough motorcycle dyke. (which she isn't, she's totally heckin' supportive of the community) this prospective pooner isn't going to hear those words.


Found this one while sorting by controversial in r/transpassing asking "what makes it so obvious??":
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We've got a real mystery on our hands dood! What could possibly be the reason you don't pass? I mean you've got your chesticles taped down, you're flexing those hard-earned gainz, and you've got seriously manly armpit hair...

Oh right... you look like virtually every emo girl who ever "Rawr xD"'d at me on MySpace. God how I miss the days when girls kissing each other was what people considered edgy and this gender sorcery/pronouns shit just didn't exist.
 
Vlad the Implier said:
Curious, has there been any actually honest research on how the children of pooner "seahorse dads" turn out? I can't imagine a woman having the testosterone levels of a man during pregnancy would be ideal for fetal development.
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I didn't save it unfortunately, but I did stumble on a trans-centered thread on reddit a while ago where this question came up. One person remarked that her daughter was "a little hairier and larger than average", but insisted that she was perfectly healthy. I recall another person on that same thread gleefully talking about "we're evolving the next stage of the human race" by producing "sexless"/"nonbinary" babies (don't remember the exact way they phrased it).

Basically, there was a lot of "it's not happening" ("My daughter came out PERFECTLY NORMAL, take that transphobes!") and "it's happening and it's a good thing" (the evolving the next stage of the human race/abolishing sex comments). So just as deranged as you would expect.
 
Vlad the Implier said:
Oh right... you look like virtually every emo girl who ever "Rawr xD"'d at me on MySpace. God how I miss the days when girls kissing each other was what people considered edgy and this gender sorcery/pronouns shit just didn't exist.
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The gender bullshit has done irreparable damage to emo/scene/alt girls (and guys). </3
 
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