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You have two options:
1. Politely, yet firmly tell her no because you know she's just mentally ill and this isn't healthy.
2. Give the pooner what she wants.
How the fuck did we get to this though? What happened to do no harm? If a drug seeker want opioids the doctor has every right to say no. I have a friend who has to take meds for an illness and she had loads of appointments with doctors when she wanted to try for a baby to make sure that the baby would be healthy.

When did the medical profession hand over the decision making powers powers to patients? Especially trans patients? It’s like the word “trans” and they loose all medical knowledge and ethics.

On the plus side, the seahorse daughters are likely growing up with body issues, gender identity issues, mentally unstable and in hard liberal households. Grandchildren are unlikely.
I wonder if to rebel they’ll go the opposite direction and become trad wives or something.
 
I'm still seething thinking about this, and it radicalised me to such an extent that I think TIFs shouldn't be allowed on testosterone if they still have their ovaries + uterus. Their need to LARP cute uwu anime boys shouldn't be considered more important than the health of a baby. You think you’re a man? Fine, but men don't get pregnant, so a IUD or hysterectomy it is.
I personally believe a realistic - and actually enforceable - method to give non-spayed TiFs their testosterone fixes would be to make a program for HRT like iPledge (which demands that any woman given Accutane must utilize at least 2 forms of birth control during use and must also submit to routine pregnancy testing to continue her prescription). I find it a rather distasteful concept to take people's organs from them willy-nilly as the human body is not a game of meat Jenga, but troons 'n' poons have proven to me that "FAFO" that extends to innocent children must be swiftly punished.

Anyway, thread tax time.
Speaking of knocked-up nitwits, here's one who claims to be a FTMTFTM (i.e. a chick who called herself a dude then called herself a chick and now wants to be called a dude again) complaining about the gatekeeping of transgenderism done by less wishy-washy women. The infighting on this post amused me quite a bit as OP was stupid enough to take her post to the smug yet pathetic wastrels of r/transmedical, so please find the highlights reel enclosed for your entertainment.
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being against pregnancy is going too far

as a pregnant trans guy, it’s really disturbs me to see so many comments and posts on here implying that getting pregnant makes someone less trans or proves that they’re not trans or don’t have dysphoria. pregnant trans men already have to deal with enough misgendering at pregnancy related doctor’s appointments, to have it come from other trans people is even worse. it is incredibly expensive to adopt or use a surrogate, and for many of us, this is the only way we can have kids. to me, it comes way too close to saying that we as trans guys shouldn’t be able to have biological kids, which is already what transphobes are saying about us.
EDIT: the anger over the fact that i’m a guy with a baby and the insistence that being trans is incompatible with having kids says it all. the obsession with pregnancy on this subreddit comes from jealousy. it’s not healthy to be this angry over someone reproducing, something humans have done for all of history in order to survive. I’m sorry for those of you who believe you have to end your bloodline because of your gender. I almost feel bad for you guys, except you share values with transphobes. have a nice night
[–]Future-Airline-
Yeah I wonder why you’re getting misgendered…

I don’t. I do wonder why trans people are against other trans people having kids in the only way that is accessible to them
if thats the only way having kids is accessible to you than it doesn't seem like your in the best place to raise a child
Exactly. If you can’t afford kids, don’t have them.

[–]throwaway23432dreams
there's certain things you have to give up with transition... you don't like the misgendering but you're willing to have sex like that, be pregnant for 9 months, give birth, how is that not worse than misgendering? We don't like it cause its bad PR, makes us not look like men

so you admit you don’t think trans guys should have children. lol
Oh you’re free to have children, you just need to come to terms that you’re not transexual. You are not a trans man if you purposely go out and get pregnant knowing full well what will happen.

[–]IsaacQqch
Yep, we as trans guys should'nt be able to have biologicals kids.Because we are mens who can't produce sperm. Being pregnant is fully a female body function, it's even the most female function a human body can have.Pinnacle of feminity.
You can't be a man and being pregnant therefore you're not trangender.


[–]IsaacQqch
And you present yourself as a woman in your Reddit posts.You are a woman.

[–]Wholesometitles
you’re free to get pregnant. And I don’t see you as any less of a person. I just will never see you as transsexual that’s all. And by your own admission you are not. And that’s ok.
What’s so deeply offensive about that?

[–]South-Pipe7153
Having kids is not a necessity, sure it may be sad you cant produce biological children but if you have enough dysphoria to change your sex, then the pain of not having kids is mild compared to being a pregnant man

that’s your sad opinion. i’m sorry you’ll never feel the joy of being a father.
You know there are other ways someone can become a father, right?
Your a mother, you are carrying a child. And beyond delusional if you believe anyone will go along with your fantasy
Youre a mother. A man cant carry a baby. Hope its simple enough for you to understand.​
So you think people who adopt, do surrogacy, or IVF aren’t real fathers, got it.​

[–]thatonetransanonguy
Didn't you detrans? If you're off T and intentionally get pregnant that just doesn't seem like you wanna be a man or you've got some serious mental issues to deal with before jumping into anything or considering yourself trans a second time. Men don't get pregnant. Men don't like pregnancy. And if a trans man got pregnant his biggest issue wouldn't be misgendering from doctors, it would be the dysphoria of producing something only a female body does. Sounds like a major social issue more than a trans one to me.

[–]Boring-Score-9006
if you're willing carrying a child then i don't see you as a man. its your body of course but you're not a man, men don't get pregnant and if you want children theres so many other ways of doing it idk why you would do that to yourself

[–]Dismal-Decision-5938
Men don't purposefully get pregnant. So yes, you are "less trans" and not masculine by any means. If you are able to even fathom going through with pregnancy, it very likely means you do not experience true dysphoria. This was your choice, and you can't expect everyone else to constantly affirm you when you are obviously doing some weird shit that would never be accepted in society if being a non dysphoric "trans" person never became a trend.

[–]zwitterleichnam
When I learnt I would never be able to produce sperm, I was extremely disappointed (I was 14 and my girlfriend at the time wanted children). But I immediately just accepted the fact that since I couldn't produce sperm, I was an infertile male and that was it. It didn't even occur to me that what I originally had could be of any use in reproduction (and I learnt later that even those were not viable anyway).
I'm male, so either I produce sperm and father a child that way, or I'm sterile. Since I'm sterile, either I look into solutions that don't require my own gametes, or I accept that I won't have children, just like many other men on Earth, who just have to work through their grief.
I am fortunate that I didn't have to work on that acceptance, because I realised long ago that I didn't want children, and neither did my girlfriend - we would never want to raise a child in the world as it is today, that just seems cruel and selfish to us. The only thing I dislike is the principle of not being given a choice (and obviously not having actual, full ejaculations), but if I had been able to produce sperm, I would have had a vasectomy. So, you may think anyone disagreeing with you is "jealous" if it makes you feel better, but do know it's not the truth.
You made the choice to stop taking what's supposed to be a lifesaving treatment for a medical condition (assuming you were ever on HRT), willingly have vaginal penetration until you got pregnant, and do the most female thing that be, without dysphoria literally killing you. If that's what you want as a person, it is your right. You just aren't a man nor transsexual, and that's fine. You don't have to appropriate a medical condition, there's nothing wrong with being a gender non-conforming woman with kids, much to the contrary.

[–]VeryEasyDevelopment
I'm not sure what possessed you to come and troll an insanely small part of the population on behalf of a condition that causes them harm. Unless if you suddenly decided to call yourself transgender after you got pregnant, which is very odd and I would reccomend talking to the doctor about these feelings. As others have mentioned I am refencing about how in your entire post history you call yourself a woman. Ironically, you also denote yourself as "23f" in your first post on your pregnancy when announcing yourself as female is, as you truly know, not needed in that context.
Otherwise, yes I'm jealous that people without my condition can have sex and children perfectly fine as their original sex does. My struggle with this in myself is, in part, the whole point of my condition. I'm not sure why so many people want to push in and yap at us for having our condition because they are backwardsly jealous that they don't have our struggles. I think some may be actually trying to fight back against the realization that they aren't transsexual and took up a transgender identity mistakenly when trying to treat something else about themselves.
I am pretty baffled by why an account of your history decided to do this. Especially when you have no visible history of replying to comments on your posts before. Though you do show that you have no idea how to speak to people in your replies here. If this is a pitiful attempt to troll, then I will admit you successfully ragebaited me by telling a man that cannot have biological children due to his medical condtion, "that’s your sad opinion. i’m sorry you’ll never feel the joy of being a father." You are transphobic.

[–]PleaseLoveMeFemboys
I don’t know why you care so much what strangers on the internet think. You came here literally just to start shit. You seem to just be an attention seeker.
Why does it matter to YOU what WE think? We have our own beliefs, but I’m not sure why you’re so offended by it?
None of us are stopping you from getting pregnant.

[–]Gracjan_Rosemary
"it's not healthy to be this angry of someone reproducing"
Why did you came here? Why?
Let me put this straight for you, there are many types of dysphoria and pregnancy for a trans men involves a lot of them. Not only you have to have vaginal sex( I hope I used the right term), but also then carry this baby 9 months, push it out through that same hole and it doesn't even end here. How are you going to feed this baby? Wouldn't this be another dysphoria, this time about chest? Plus I'm pretty sure that after giving birth the hips get wider.
You are willing putting all of this on yourself. If you wanted a child you could've just adopted one, or there are other methods to get one I'm sure. And because of people like that, later other people have to listen to the imagination of their transphobic parents saying that: "this is just a phase, don't you wanna be a mother?" "Why won't you give grandchildren to us? You're so selfish!"
I remember getting uncomfortable as a child seeing baby's formula ads because my parents since childhood were telling me stories that I will be a mother one day. So in my opinion it is reasonable why so many people are mad.

[–]funniestguyfr
I wonder why men are having an very big problem with normalizing expectations that they will get pregnant one day instead of removing the the organ that belongs to the opposite sex

[–]mulesh-e
Male minds don’t crave pregnancy. A male mind is what makes a man.
No one’s jealous of your procreation. You’re introducing a new life to suffer on this dying planet. The planet is getting hotter, in less than 30 years we will have a dangerously low crop yield, leading to war over the last bits of land that can grow food, chaos, and starvation. Having children is a selfish choice atp. There’s millions of kids that already need homes.

[–]notamormonyet
I'm not jealous. Reproducing is immoral. Goodbye.

[–]Cinnorolls
Genuinely not sure what you’re doing in here because you’re not transsexual in any regard. Carrying children is, literally, a female action. That isn’t to boil down women to just their fertility but biologically speaking that’s the purpose. Trans men are male, infertile males. If you are willingly getting pregnant, you’re not a man. The reason you’re not being perceived as such is exactly that. I don’t know why you’d post this here expecting anyone to agree with this, it’s delusional.
I also see you saying it was your only method…? If you cannot afford kids do not have them. Literal life long commitment and extremely expensive. What are you doing 💔
In what has practically become a series for me, we have yet another woman persuaded into poonacy by Canadian boner ballad Heated Rivalry which has her questioning her literacy with lads despite having 1) been romantically entangled with one for a decade and 2) sired a child with one (which is subtly implied not to be the same man in both instances). But even when backed by her own experiences, OP feels as ungainly as a newborn foal, nervous to put herself out there and find a handsome hockey hero of her own.
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Why is it so hard for me to be with men?

I’ve been with men before, I had a child with one for fucks sake and a 10 year relationship with one. But that was all before I was out. Before I transitioned. I want to be with a man now but I.. it feels different. Idk. Maybe I’m scared of being in a gay relationship? Maybe I’m scared of them thinking I’m not a guy or seeing me differently. Maybe it’s the fact that I binged heated rivalry but I’m just so scared to put myself out there. I feel so childish I’m 30 for goodness sake 😅 anyway idk does anyone have any advice?
The Socks and Theodores of Reddit continue to grow bitter towards the iron fists of their Sophiean overlords punching down at them at any opportunity, which has lead to quite a fair bit of brutal honesty in the last bastions of female exclusivity like r/FTMMen. In this seemingly sacred space, commenters are actually bold enough to say things such as "Trans women on Reddit 99% of the time are Reddit incels turned women," "Trans women have to various degrees been socialized as men, meaning they subconsciously feel entitled to speak and that their opinions hold greater value," and - most tellingly - "Personally i find trans women are generally overpowering to us because i feel like some have a natural hatred towards us." It appears as if the foot soldiers of transgenderism aren't so keen on being crushed by these Bigfoots anymore!
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Why do some trans women speak over trans men in online spaces so frequently?

And why is it allowed and honestly encouraged?
There was a post on r/asktransgender regarding the inability to have children and the distress and dysphoria it causes. Many of the responses were from trans women as the demographics of that sub are skewed towards transfeminine people.
I leave a comment mourning my inability to have children biologically the way most men can, specifically stating that for me part of ideal manhood is being a father. I go on to specify that I probably wouldn’t ever have kids anyway as I’d have to go through other routes such as adoption and as an adopted person myself I’m intimately aware those are less than ideal situations. I don’t know that I’d have the emotional or financial means necessary to go through adoption/IVF/etc. Basically, no kids for me even though in another life time I’d have em.
Then I get someone replying telling me I’m being selfish if I want kids for self fulfilment purposes (didn’t say that) (I didn’t even say I was going to have kids, plus cis people get to have kids however they want without being micromanaged for their intentions).
I replied telling her that’s not at all what I was saying and to please re read my post, and that I found it suspicious that she doesn’t share the same criticism for all the trans women saying the ultimate expression of womanhood is pregnancy or motherhood. So she does and then comes back to call me a misogynist and that I’m forcing my definition of manhood onto other people (didn’t do that either).
Really I’m about to leave that sub since it along with many other of the general trans subs is just full of self righteous people who are NOT binary trans men who love to speak for us and over us. But it pisses me off ESPECIALLY when it is a woman telling me how to be a man. You don’t know how, obviously, because you’re not one and in this case specifically went out of your way to no longer be categorized as one, so why get up my ass over my personal desires/goals?
I don’t think it’s outrageous at all for a man to state that being a father is the ultimate expression of manhood, it’s actually kind of the default in most societies. I can’t think of a single person outside of queer echo chambers that would think I’m entitled and/or sexist to… want to start a family with a woman the way most other men do. It just boggles the mind. It’s also not possible for me to do so any of these criticisms are in the abstract only. Further boggling the mind.
If you wanna read the comments my profile’s not hidden. Just don’t brigade or anything it’s against the rules and I’m not trying to get in trouble. I already blocked this particular person because I don’t wanna hear from her anymore. I’m just mad. Thanks guys.
A transmedicalist TiF (i.e., a woman who thinks if she defines her cult as a condition, then she'll get more respect) has some issues with trendy TiFujoshi, the kinds of doodz who dood out because of their insatiable thirst for yaoi. While I actually had to read this post twice to ensure I properly understood that OP claims she has never seen trannies troon out due to lesbian fetishism, there is also the genuine comedy where at least three different TiFujos come crawling out of the woodwork to claim how their fetishism somehow differs from others. NLOGgery at its finest!
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“Trans boys” and the obsession with BL/yaoi

Saw a post elsewhere about trans men figuring out they were trans through porn, basically. I’ve always thought that was super fucking weird. In my experience, the ones who boast about this are always the theyfabs and anti medical transitioners, who very clearly just want to be a gay man without being a gay man (?). I’m not saying this is always the case, I’m sure there are weirder things that have brought people to the conclusion that they are trans, but I’ve never seen a trans woman say she discovered she was trans through lesbian porn so like? What’s the difference here? Because it really sounds like a lot of these people are just mad others are calling them out for being fethishists.
Occunt's razor: a couple of years ago, this FTM had a casual romp in the hay with a fellow who couldn't quite articulate himself in her mother tongue. Today, she still thinks about it and wonders how exactly he confused her vagina for her asshole, and Redditors float by a variety of theories such as the concept that he was politely trying to avoid triggering language for OP, or maybe it was a serious language barrier issue, or - potentially - he is just seriously fucking retarded. Personally, I believe the simplest explanation is likely the most obvious: he was fucking a flirtatious foreigner and, in the throes of orgasm, his brain took five minutes for a cigarette break. But alas, that's not a very affirming ending to the story, is it?
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So apparently you can't always tell even after we've had sex

So I was very clear and very up front with this guy I was hooking up with that I was trans male and that I like PIV sex. He said cool and we meet to fuck in my car. He got there and I could tell English wasn't his first language so I explained again I was trans and that I didn't do anal. He said he understood and he said he got it. So after we were done he goes "you have a really tight asshole" so like dude did you understand what we just did like DUDE WHAT THE FUCK. So he leaves and I didn't think much about it until now like 2 years after the incident. I don't know its just weird. I get the language barrier but he didn't say anything when he didn't see a penis. I have a grown clit that could be mistaken as a micro penis but I've been told fucking an ass hole vs a vagina is a different experience.
Lastly, allow me to introduce a new sub for the Kiwis to enjoy: PhalloPhantasies, a place dedicated to erotic stories centering post-phalloplasty FTMs and the hot little honeybees eager to see some pollination. For your enjoyment, I've archived the first two stories to be released, and the main showrunner (also named PhalloPhantasies) has let us know that there's more where this came from. Here's hoping these stories leave you all feeling hot, naughty and courteous! (For anyone who doesn't want to read these and would like a summary, the TL;DR is that both entries read like your bog standard "urban erotica" - yes, a real genre - and are mostly amusing when you realize the glorified male love interests are POC, or Pipsqueaks of Color.)
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Cedrik & Mya

written by Mr. Knight
The sun was beaming. The air was thick and moist. Mya felt beads of sweat forming on her soft skin and slowly dripping between her breasts and down the middle of her back. The heat Mya felt on her skin was nothing compared to the heat she felt inside watching Cedrik, her boyfriend of 7 years. Cedrik, a lean, stocky guy, all of about 5’1”, 140 pounds, with a chest of chiseled granite, was playing rugby. Mya was watching him play his first match since his last surgery. Cedrik broke from the scrum, the striations in his calf and thigh muscles flexing as he planted his foot and cut upfield. Though Mya’s eyes were focused a bit higher. She could not stop herself from watching his penis sway as he ran. She wanted him. All of him. It was her mission to take him that night.

Cedrik was elated, he just scored a try in his first match of the season. After months of anxiety over getting back to match speed, he had proven to himself he was as good as ever. Cedrik pounded his broad chest, his body surging with pride. He felt a weight lifted off his shoulders. Cedrik was playing with his mates and his new member. He felt content with himself. A voice cut through the dense air. He heard Mya cheering for him and looked over to see her stunning smile and sun-kissed brown skin wet with sweat. The only thing Cedrik was more passionate about than rugby was Mya. Mya always supported him on and off the field. He couldn’t wait to celebrate with her. She had a surprise planned to celebrate his return to action.

When the game-ending whistle blew, Cedrik’s attention shifted from the field back to Mya. Riding high from the adrenaline rush of the match, Cedrik peeled out of his shirt, sprinting toward Mya. The way she looked at him, excitement glimmering in her eyes, sparked his desire. Without a word, Mya’s hands found his face, and she drew him into a deep, passionate kiss. He pulled her tight against him. Their bodies slid into each other, and Cedrik playfully planted another kiss on Mya. When their lips parted, a mischievous smirk spread across Cedrik’s face. He was smiling because despite the heat, he felt Mya’s warmth on his penis. Mya giggled. They had shared countless moments together, but tonight felt different, charged with a new energy. An energy that would make the night unforgettable, driving Cedrik and Mya’s connection deeper through unexplored boundaries.

Cedrik walked Mya to the car, hanging back a few steps. He liked to watch her body in motion. The swish of her thick thighs and the smooth rock of her hips keeping time like a metronome mesmerized him. Cedrik was captivated by her curves and the gentle strength of her toned muscles subtly resting under her clothes. She wore a bright yellow crop top that flared at her slim waist and high-waisted denim shorts, hiding little and giving less away.

After a brief goodbye, Mya drove away to get ready at their apartment. Cedrik trotted back to the field to watch the second half of the women’s match. They’d planned for Cedrik to snag a ride with a teammate and meet back at the apartment. That simple plan would soon turn into something more intense.

The cool water and tiny soap bubbles that covered Mya’s body rinsed away the sweat and grime, but Mya was still hot. Electricity simmered beneath her skin and built up a charge. Each touch, each kiss, each glimpse collected more electricity. Mya yearned to release this tension.

Dim lights and cool air welcomed Cedrik into their apartment, followed by the soft hum of music behind Mya’s closed office door. Cedrick announced he was home and hopping in the shower. He was glad to be home. His body ached from the match, and a much needed warm shower sounded inviting. Cedrik stood in front of the bathroom mirror, letting his clothes drop to the floor. Allowing the water to warm, as he waited, he appraised his reflection. What he saw was a body that bore his journey to define himself and a testament to his physicality. Strong shoulders, prominent pecs, and a hint of abs beneath his skin. His vascular forearms leading to a singular vein traversing his biceps exhibited strength. Cedrik’s gaze followed the smooth scar along his leg up to his penis, admiring it. As new as it was, he felt it had always been part of him. He let out a slow breath, then ran his hand under the water, feeling the warmth ready to wash away the day’s fatigue and greet the evening’s festivities.

Refreshed and relaxed, Cedrik stepped out of the shower, dried off, and wrapped a towel around his waist. Steam rolled off his warm copper skin like fog as he walked out of the bathroom. The bedroom door was ajar with a soft glow guiding his way. He pushed the door open and was met with the sight of Mya sitting on the edge of the bed, wrapped in her towel, partially illuminated by the nightstand lamp. Mya’s lips curled into a soft smile, her eyes locking onto Cedrik’s, beckoning him, her towel drifting to the floor as she stood up.

In a flash of recognition, Cedrik hesitated for a split second at the milestone unfolding. For the first time, they were going to have sex without any interventions, only their bodies intertwined. He had dreamt of this moment for years. While he couldn’t feel everything yet, he was confident there was enough sensation for an immensely pleasurable experience, the fulfillment of a prophecy.

Mya’s hand brushed over his broad, hairy chest and stomach, down to the fabric of the towel wrapped around his waist. The anticipation built as she prepared to unveil what lay beneath. Their eyes locked in lust, she unraveled Cedrik’s towel. Keeping eye contact, her fingers glided over the smooth, then hairy skin of his thigh, exploring every inch on the way to his freshly revealed penis. She took him into her hand. Her touch was gentle yet purposeful, sending jolts of energy to every nerve ending like lightning. As she pressed her body against his, they kissed passionately, and Cedrik’s heart pounded with excitement and longing. An open invitation to indulge in the intimacy they both craved.

Mya pulled back slightly from Cedrik’s lips, lingering, reveling in the moment. She brushed her cheek against his beard. The cedarwood and sage aroma of his beard oil greeted her nose when she kissed down his neck. Her hands moved to his shoulders and down his strong back, squeezing tenderly as she slowly lowered her lips to his hairy chest, pressing light kisses over his warm copper skin. She continued her descent. Her lips and tongue teased a trail down his abdomen as she moved lower. Mya’s nipples were hard, and her breasts were full. Cedrik felt the warmth of her skin and firm round nipples glide across his body as she slid down to her knees. Her eyes, filled with anticipation and desire, flicked up to his, silently asking for his trust before she slowly, softly, seized his penis with both hands. Mya’s lips, full and sultry, slowly parted, prepared to follow her hands. She kissed the tip of Cedrik’s penis, her tongue sidling out in a caressing greeting before tracing slow, teasing patterns along his shaft. Cedrik’s breathing shallowed, his muscles tensed, his heart pounded. He felt the signature surge of tingling from his erection forming, though he couldn’t see it. From the base to the head, no part of him went untouched by Mya’s mouth. Her soft hands massaging his balls added a layer of pleasure. Shivers of sensation coursed through Cedrik. The interplay of wetness, suction, and gentle pressure formed a rhythm of pleasure. Cedrik’s soft moans and carnal grunts excited Mya even more. When she moaned, Cedrik felt the vibrations travel down his shaft. His body shuddered with the urge to thrust. Mya felt it too. Lustfully looking at Cedrik, she steered him out of her mouth, stood up, and fell backward onto the bed.

Mya’s body stretched languorously across the bed. The dim light reflected off her opulent mahogany skin. Rich brown curls spilled around her shoulders, framing her beautiful face. Her taut body accentuated by curvy hips and soft, thick thighs. Cedrik bit his lip while his eyes traversed her body with intensity. She looked up at him, a teasing smile sprawled across her face. Mya caressed her body. Her left hand squeezed her breasts, and her right hand travelled her body. Smooth as warm butter, Mya's legs spread wide. Cedrik watched Mya’s hand slightly part her lips, revealing the pink smoothness glistening with arousal before she rubbed her clit. Mya’s skin sizzled with all the tension. Cedrik let out a primal growl. His body ached to touch her. Taste her. Feel her. The anticipation of his gaze was palpable as he eased his body between her legs, head first, to join her on the bed. He buried his face in Mya’s fleshy thigh, gingerly biting and then kissing it. The sweet aroma of her cunt filled his nostrils. Cedrik breathed in her essence, his eyes closed, savoring her scent. Cedrik twitched with excitement, then opened his mouth and tasted Mya. His warm wet tongue fondled Mya’s clit, and she moaned. Mya’s moans resonated through his body, intensifying his arousal. Cedrik stroked himself while his tongue continued to fervently please Mya.

Mya arched her back and ran her hands between her legs to Cedric’s face. She guided his face up to meet her gaze, her expression tender yet commanding. She knew what she truly craved . . . to feel him inside. Cedrik read her expression as if it was whispered in his ear. He raised his body up from between Mya’s legs. His beard carried a sheen of her juices. Cerik gripped her hips, and his calloused hands flowed across the soft skin of her torso. His muscular body staunchly pressed against Mya’s. As he journeyed the length of her body, flashes of energy exchanged between them like static where his chest hair brushed against her skin. Eye to eye, they kissed passionately. As their tongues danced, their bodies undulated rhythmically against each other. Cedrik felt her desire mounting, matching his own. It was time.

When their lips parted, Cedrik eased his body upward until he was on his knees between Mya’s legs. The mere thought of entering her sent surges of excitement throughout his body. He held the tip of his penis with one hand and spread Mya’s lips with the other. Her wetness was smooth and welcoming. He moved around in her juices, which glistened on his penis. Cedrik pushed forward gently. He felt resistance as Mya’s vagina greeted his girth. Slowly he continued to work himself inside her. With one hand at the base while the other gripped behind the head, Cedrik pushed his hips forward and entered her. Cedrick felt profound belonging, in his body as well as in Mya’s, being welcomed and wanted inside her. The sensation of Mya enveloping him overwhelmed his senses. A breathy gasp softly wafted from her mouth when the rest of him entered her. Lightning flashed between them, and the rest of the world vanished in that moment. It was just their charged bodies tenderly connected. Cedrik leaned forward, his forearms pressed against the mattress, Mya’s arms wrapped around his neck as he lowered his head to meet her lips. Their hips aligned with the weight of his body on top of hers. She felt warmth radiating from him. Mya’s body trembled in a wave of pleasure. Each movement was a dance of sensation, a symphony of touch and feeling that left him ravenous, carnal, and burning for more.

Mya's hands guided his hips gently to quell his eagerness and ease into a comfortable rhythm. Pleasure built in her body. Her breath became shallow and uneven. Cedrik’s nerves were alive and tingling, heightened to an almost painful degree. His muscles tensed with restraint, attempting to maintain a smooth and steady pace. Their melodic moans of ecstasy filled the room. Making eye contact with Cedrick, Mya seductively sucked her index and middle fingers. Then she maneuvered her hand between their bodies to stimulate her clit with her wet fingers while Cedrik stroked. The sensation was nearly too much for her to bear. Her breath hitched and her vagina tightened. Cedrik breathed in deeply, salivating over the squeeze. Her moans hastened with the tempo of her touch. Motivated by her moans, Cedrik's movements remained steady but were delivered stronger. Waves of pleasure coursed through her body, coaxing Mya closer to orgasm. Her inner muscles convulsed around Cedrik, providing pulses of pleasure for both of them. A moment of bliss exploded through Mya, released in a climactic cry. Cedrik quivered. She felt so tight, yet he moved so seamlessly in her orgasmic wetness. Mya clasped her hands behind her knees, holding her legs wider and closer to her body, taking Cedrik deeper into her interior of elation. Overcome with passion, Cedrik went wild. His thrusts were deep and urgent. The tides of his own orgasm were upon him. Mya’s moans hummed in his ear, sending shivers racing through his body. He could feel her body moving beneath him in a reciprocal symphony of pleasure. The sensations overcame Cedrik and sent him over the edge. Jolts of ecstasy burst through him and left him reeling and breathless. He melted into Mya, who wrapped her legs around the back of his and her arms behind his shoulders. She held his spasming body tight as they rode out the aftershocks of Cedrik’s release.

In their private sanctuary of pleasure, they lay entwined in unadulterated bliss. They remained this way for a while, basking in each other. A fusion of physical satisfaction and intimate energy hummed between Cedrik and Mya’s breathless bodies. When their lungs had recovered, they looked at each other with hazy eyes and mirrored smiles and laughed. The first of many exhilarating intimate sessions to come.
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Ozias and The Emerald Lounge

The Emerald Lounge was a place known for strong drinks and seduction. The lounge was a study in controlled decadence, all marble floors and leather furniture, lit by warm, sensual lighting, casting shadows in all the right places. The lights on the dance floor, though, were designed to capture everyone's attention and made the sweat and silhouettes of the dancers gleam. The bass in the room was a physical force, a deep thrum that vibrated through the soles of Ozias’s feet and up his spine. The muscularly framed Oz, as he was known, moved with the liquid confidence and graceful power of a panther. His presence claimed space on the dance floor. Sheer-sided, black and gold trunks did little to conceal the formidable bulge and the dark, thick scar that traced a path down one powerful thigh. Neither bothered Oz; he wore it like a medal. Like a crown on his head, his high-top dreads swayed with his movements. The glint of his piercings, a nose ring and a gold stud earring, adorned his handsome face with round, high cheeks, full lips, and an impeccably groomed goatee.

He was lost in the rhythm, a mix of sultry R&B and dance tracks, when he felt the weight of a stare, not just a glance. He let her look for a moment before he turned his head and met her eyes with intensity. The predatory gaze came from a woman with light honey-toned skin and long, wavy brown hair. She was petite, maybe 5’0”, but she moved with a presence that belied her size. Each sinuous sway of her hips was an enticement only the most self-assured woman could execute. Her ruby halter dress was an impetus for seduction. The deep color was a flash of defiance under the dance floor lights, and the revealing double thigh-high slits were invitations to temptation, like easy access to a world of pleasure. The only thing subtle about her appearance was the gold bracelets that shimmered on her wrists.

Their eyes stayed locked on each other across the pulsing crowd. A slow smile spread across her lips, and Oz found himself gravitating to her, drawn by an invisible current. They fell into step together, dancing playfully. A silent dialogue was exchanged with their movements, skin skimming skin, drawing them closer together each time. If there was a question regarding chemistry, it was asked and answered. After a couple of songs, the heat between them had built up. Oz needed a drink, so he nodded his head toward the bar. Her hazel eyes were sparkling as she followed him.

At the bar, the noise receded some. They talked, their voices low, mixing with the clink of glasses. Their flirtatious laughter was a form of foreplay. The sexual tension was electric, a transaction of desire. When they returned to the dance floor, the playfulness was incinerated, replaced by raw sensuality. Their bodies pressed together, blending into one another. She could feel the length of him pressing against her stomach through the thin fabric of their clothes as they danced. The heat between them was feverish.

Oz felt her arms wrap around his neck. He craned his head down to meet her soft-set, shapely lips with his. She kissed him back. Passionately, their tongues tackled each other. They broke from their kiss, and she leaned further into his body; she placed her cheek on his. Her breath hissed past his ear, her lips brushing the lobe before flicking her tongue over it. Oz’s throat tightened, and his heart hammered in his chest. Without further hesitation, he clasped her hand, captaining her off the dance floor. They passed through the hall with a golden glow. He grabbed a foil packet from each bowl on the little table in the hall. They entered a room off in the corner, dimly lit and dominated by an emerald leather couch. It looked more like an altar than furniture. There was no door to close. It mattered not. Privacy here was an illusion, and that was part of the thrill.

She was on him, her mouth crashed against his. Greedy. She demanded his kiss, his tongue. Oz reciprocated the desire. He tossed the packets on the couch. He pulled her tight, his hands roaming the smooth expanse of her back. She pushed him down onto the couch, straddling his lap without breaking the kiss. Her hips undulated against Oz, a slow, deliberate friction that made his breath catch. Oz slipped his hands under the hem of her dress, his palms finding the soft flesh of her firm round ass. He gripped her, pulling her down firmly against his cock. The thin barriers of their underwear only added to the sensation. The pressure forced her clit to drag along his length, she released an uninhibited moan.

Oz’s fingers found the knot at her neck and loosened the top of her ruby halter dress. The fabric whispered as it fell away, releasing her ample breasts. They were full and heavy. Her brown areolas with big round nipples tightened in the cool air. The scent of jasmine and honey ascended from her skin, stealing Oz's attention. Oz abandoned her lips, descending to the newly exposed flesh. He blew a warm stream of air across one tight peak before his tongue traced a slow, deliberate circle. He took her into his mouth, sucking with a firm, steady pressure. He grazed her with his teeth. He bit down lightly, just enough to make her gasp. Her hands buried themselves in the neat, springy coils of his locs, holding him to her.

Oz was settling into a rhythm of kissing and caressing her soft skin when she removed her breast from his mouth. Slowly she rose off his lap, and with her hands on his chest, she pushed him back against the couch. With deliberate slowness, her hands meandered from his chest to his waistband, then over his thighs and down to his knees. Then she pushed his knees apart and stood between his legs. She wanted his undivided attention, and she had it, which turned her on even more. Here began her conjuring performance. It was a seduction. The cadence of her curvy body was hypnotic to Oz. He slipped his hand into his trunks and stroked his cock, which was raging to be touched. He watched as she hooked her thumbs in the ruby fabric around her waist. While she danced, she shimmied the dress down over her hips. The ruby fabric collected at her feet like slippers, leaving her in only a pair of black lace panties and her gold bracelets.

Oz cast himself from the couch, pulling her against his body tightly for a deep, possessive kiss. Then, with one smooth motion, he spun her around and bent her over the back of the couch. His hands slid under the waistband of her black lace panties, dragging them down to her thighs. He gave her ass a decisive smack, causing a sharp noise to resound through the room. She let out a moan and looked back over her shoulder at him with a wicked smile. She was into it, and he loved it. His hand slid between her legs, his fingers easily parted her slick lips. She was already soaked. Oz moaned at this discovery. He worked two fingers inside her with a slow, deliberate curling motion, pressing against that sensitive spot deep within her. She pushed back against his hand, riding his finger and vocalizing her pleasure, but her body demanded more. Her hand scrambled for the condom on the couch next to them and reached back to hand it to Oz.

Oz shed his trunks, his heavy cock sprawling free. He rolled the condom on. It was a tight fit. The condom caused some ballooning of his shaft but didn't hurt and provided the stiffness he needed without an erectile implant. The urge to be inside her was a primal imperative, drowning out any thought of a better size. He grabbed the lube, the cold gel a shock against his fevered skin. He also felt the cool sensation along the scar on his thigh before it centered solely on his cock. He coated himself, then spread the slick gel around her beautiful pink slit with his fingers. He gripped behind the head of his cock to keep it firm and pressed against her entrance. It was a struggle at first. Oz was a lot to take, and he knew it. She arched her back more in response, opening herself wider for him. He loved how much she wanted him inside. The head breached, and she heaved out a ragged breath. Oz inhaled deeply through gritted teeth. He pushed forward, the rest of him charging home in a smooth stroke. He heard the breath race from beneath her ribs as her body welcomed him inside. The tight grip of her walls was a delicious pleasure. He reveled in how amazing his cock felt inside her.

Oz restrained himself and took it slow to allow her body to adjust to his size. She was so tight. He wouldn't move inside her until she was ready. He reached around her waist, his fingers finding her clit. He moved his fingers in a skilled motion with the proper pressure that commanded her body's response. Only when he felt her begin to relax did he start to move his hips, withdrawing slightly before driving back in. Her moans grew wild, her body unfurling for him. Oz was sliding in her chasm easily now, his strokes delivered harder, deeper, seizing all she offered. Her soft ass reverberated against his hips with every deep thrust. He felt voracious. With every stroke Oz delivered, her moans thundered around the small room, rivaling the music beyond the walls.

Before long the dynamic shifted. She was chasing her release, a primal need that consumed her. She was throwing it back on him, matching his thrust with her strong hips. He had to grip her waist to keep his balance. Oz stopped thrusting, letting her use him for her pleasure. She was ready to climax and wanted to take it. The way she took him deep, back arched, ass high in the air, her clit kissed his balls with every bounce, drove them both wild. Her movements grew faster, her rhythm dissolved into a frantic, desperate grinding. Her legs trembled and shook, and a long, rolling moan was torn from her lips as she came. The powerful convulsions of her velvet walls milked his cock, threatening to haul him over the edge with her.

Oz was throbbing at the base of his penis. He felt her orgasm and saw her secretions of pleasure around his cock. The experience of her incredible wetness was too much to bear. In a white-hot moment of pure instinct, Oz's restraint evaporated. He locked his hands on her hips, pounding into her softness, her warmth. She was shaking again, her inner muscles gripped him like a silk vise. The pressure and the increase in friction sent him hurtling over the edge. He came with a guttural roar, his body spasming with a deep thrust until he bottomed out inside her pulsing heat as her own climax plowed through her again.

After a few final, slow pumps, he withdrew. Both of them collapsed onto the couch. The silence that followed was thick and satisfying. A few moments passed before she grabbed a couple of clean towels from a shelf in the corner, handing one to him. Oz took off the condom and tossed it in the bin. He wiped the sweat from his chest and arms, then cleaned his cock before pulling his trunks back on. After she cleaned herself, she slipped back into her dress, and he helped her tie the halter behind her neck. Then they threw the towels in the laundry hamper and left the room. They sprayed the couch with disinfectant and wiped it down with paper towels for the next pleasure-struck couple.

At the bar, they ordered another round. They chatted, drank, and kissed. The energy between them shifted. The attraction was still there, but the tension was softer now. Oz felt the grit of the club on his skin, the smell of sweat and sex. He had fun, but there was no place like his own bed. He wanted a shower and to get home. He invited her to join him in the shower before he left. She just smiled, drained the rest of her drink, and sauntered to the dance floor.

Oz went to the locker room, showered, and dressed. Then he returned to the bar to pay his tab. She saw him, excused herself from the dance floor, came over, and gave him a soft, lingering kiss. They had gotten what they wanted. He gave her one last look and walked out into the night, leaving with a wonderful new memory. On the train ride home, he put his hand in his pocket and found souvenirs. She had slipped him a piece of paper with her username and her little lace panties. He smirked. A wonderful memory, indeed.
 
I also imagine they assume extra cramping, nausea, vaginal issues, and other assorted pregnancy pains is just their life saving boy juice working its manly magic. If many of them are already 'chronic illness' types, I bet they are used to feeling shit all the time, and are so out of touch with their body and its signals anyway, the 'haha I don't even know when I'm hungry' types.
Autism and alexithymia often go together, too, and dissociating from their body's signals.
 
What is with TiFs & writing the most wordy, overly emotional, garbage imagineable? Whether it be those sorry excuses for "erotica" or their multi-paragraph rants, they can never be succint. I have never met a normal (actual) man who's ever felt the need to blabber like they do. Even normal women are no where near this flowery. How do they not notice & feel "dysphoria" over that? (I know the answer is "they're delusional," this is rhetorical) It's all so extremely feminine and retarded.
 
What is with TiFs & writing the most wordy, overly emotional, garbage imagineable?
One thing that strikes me is MtF are always extremely loud and sexually aggressive, and FtMs are alway neurotic concensus seekers.

Cis men and women never embody the stereotypes of their sex half as well as their pronoun club equivalent.
 
What is with TiFs & writing the most wordy, overly emotional, garbage imagineable? Whether it be those sorry excuses for "erotica" or their multi-paragraph rants, they can never be succint. I have never met a normal (actual) man who's ever felt the need to blabber like they do. Even normal women are no where near this flowery. How do they not notice & feel "dysphoria" over that? (I know the answer is "they're delusional," this is rhetorical) It's all so extremely feminine and retarded.
Because gender stereotypes are exactly that stereotypes. Men are allowed to be feminine, it's actually brave. You just don't get it because you're a small mined bigot like that TERF asshole who said gays like dicks. I know they do but they can also like vaginas.
 
How the fuck did we get to this though? What happened to do no harm? If a drug seeker want opioids the doctor has every right to say no. I have a friend who has to take meds for an illness and she had loads of appointments with doctors when she wanted to try for a baby to make sure that the baby would be healthy.

When did the medical profession hand over the decision making powers powers to patients? Especially trans patients? It’s like the word “trans” and they loose all medical knowledge and ethics.
Because we live in a clown world.

If a person with mental/emotional problems medicates with illegal drugs, he's a criminal. If a person with mental/emotional problems medicates with hormones and surgery, he's part of a protected class. Even when they secure their hormones illegally or illegally try to help confused teenagers get them without their parents knowing, its only because the law is committing a "trans genocide" by denying and them their "life saving treatment". Trannies are the new sacred cows of our society and will remain that way until the health complications and suicides amount to a point that they have no choice but to admit this experiment was a failure.
 
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Cedrik, her boyfriend of 7 years. Cedrik, a lean, stocky guy, all of about 5’1”, 140 pounds, with a chest of chiseled granite, was playing rugby
I've said it before: Pooners choose the faggiest, soft-boi names that no actual man would ever want to be known by.
Also, the authoress's self-insert here is beyond cliché. Although she's more likely to be 5'1", 240 pounds, with a chest of rendered blubber.
 
Has this one been posted yet?

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I've said it before: Pooners choose the faggiest, soft-boi names that no actual man would ever want to be known by.
Also, the authoress's self-insert here is beyond cliché. Although she's more likely to be 5'1", 240 pounds, with a chest of rendered blubber.
Can you be both lean and stocky? 5'1" and 140 pounds isn't lean anyway, that's a BMI of >26
 
Emo pooner Lewis Hancox of "Welcome To St Hell" fame, and Fox Fisher who, on a Mermaids trans children charity residential, described the LGB as "a deviant kind of thing" and agrees with normal people that the LGB should drop the T, have started a podcast together.
Tune in to Cringe FM to hear how Kermit would sound if he were British!
 
Has this one been posted yet?

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Man, I can't find the original poster (it was a pooner, and iirc girlies on lolcow farms have posted her url in some of FTM threads), but I find it funny that 1. she's that level of being self aware 2. the picture, despite being a twansphobic parody genderoids expect from ebil terves, is overall very clockable as pooner art 3. I even clocked where she's from based on how she handwrites the letter J.
 
Man, I can't find the original poster (it was a pooner, and iirc girlies on lolcow farms have posted her url in some of FTM threads), but I find it funny that 1. she's that level of being self aware 2. the picture, despite being a twansphobic parody genderoids expect from ebil terves, is overall very clockable as pooner art 3. I even clocked where she's from based on how she handwrites the letter J.
It looks like Days of Boyhood's mum and "dog" (and dead name), I guess pooners really are beyond parody!
 
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