Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[aphaln]

Did the guy address the Iranian nation yet? I am a few pages and several moments behind still.

The one-legged vegetable had a statement read out for him to the Iranian public.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

The one-legged vegetable had a statement read out for him to the Iranian public.

Oh nooooo

Matt Iran no!!

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

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Just you wait, you aren't prepared for the supreme heptalogy.

inb4 it's a 7 part video broken into smaller chunks because sora can only generate ai videos in small chunks at a time

It looks like someone got an eleven labs subscription

Based on my back of the napkin math Iran isn't even using 10% of their strength.

Watch it’s going to turn out that the Chinese taught them wrong on purpose.. as a joke.

“Ayatollah to cruise missiles style! S400 to radar missile technique! My drone carrier intercepts your tomahawk! We have wasted your ammunition, making us the victors!”

 

[Boney]

As the great Sun Tzu once said "He who just says the most historical military tropes shall win."

Its an IQ check to properly contextualize information and conduct research before commiting full tilt to a position in something as dynamic and semi-random as politics and war.

Naysayers are actually just mad and grasping at straws, else very mentally maliable to justify their anger at like, the world or something.

We have all the cards, and our future actions will be determined by the opportunities thay arise. Ranging from invasion, perpetual bombing of assets we don't want them to have (lmao please this one), to just calling it quits for now amd doing it all again next decade.

I for one love bombing Iran.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

The one-legged vegetable had a statement read out for him to the Iranian public.

Its probably not from him. He doesn't have legs to stand on.

 

[DickMain]

Boardatollah

Personally I like 'DIYatollah'. It's got that rustic charm you'd find in a trash compactor at Lowe's.

 

[Fat Handed Twat]

Apologies for the personal request, but I've wasted a couple of hours trying to find a very cool clip of an F14, posted on this thread (I think) over the weekend.

It was soundtracked with a synthwave version of "Eyes without a face" by Billy Idol. Also had a spoken word bit at the start. A woman talking about skies in her dreams being deep blue.

Whole thing was tremendously kino, as they say, so a link would be much appreciated

 

[Ghostse]

The US/Israel destroyed one of Iran’s national heritage historical sites from the 16th–17th centuries in Isfahan. Rashk Palace (رشک جنان) is from the Safavid and Qajar era in Isfahan.

This is legit horrible. But I'm going to guess the regime was using it to hide weapons. IF they don't care about their hertiage why should we , etc.

It's nice of Iran to still be restraining themselves. If they wanted to, they could easily release super-secret mega-drones.
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They know Trump's going for their islands and that they can't do a fucking thing to stop him.

Insane news if true, if they don't join the war they should be killed by their own mobs:

Eh, I'm going to take a"Portugal in WWII" stance.

For the unenlightened, Portugal and England enjoy the oldest, continuous treaty going back to 1373. But Portugal remained neutral until I believe the very end of WWII; portugese government indicated to England they would honor the treaty if requested but England knew they couldn't defend Portugal, Portugal goign to the Allies might make Spain turn actively for the Axis, and it was better to allow Portugal to be a neutral country.

So I think Kuwait is better staying neutral for now and just making it clear how violent and retarded IRan is.

Do the majority of the Iranians want him back?

Hard to say. The majority of Iranians seemwant the current government gone; replaced by the Shah is a stickier wicket. There is no possibility of neutral reporting, everything is massively biased.

Yet another piece of evidence that Irans air defences are severely degraded but not busted given the fact we haven't seen B52s in the bombing campain.

You've already been proven wrong and admitted so.

Iran still has a lot of MANPADS. That's why you see no US manned aircraft getting whacked, refueling missions going on, and B-52s mogging. But that's also why you see some cruise missiles & reapers getting taken out. Iran still has a lot of gun-based AA. Their defenses are completely busted, they are basically at Hezbollah levels now.

You notice how no one is even really fearmongering about the potential for American deaths anymore? After Iran blew its shot in the first two days, they've been so useless against us that people are more concerned about crude oil than they are the risk of soldiers being killed.

All the BROOOCS in here talking about "they are hiding the real number of deaths!" like this is a 4 year russian ground war really shut the fuck up. (Thank god).

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Well Iran is but who cares what they think

"If you don't stop killing our leaders we're gonna get REAL MAD you hear?"

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Place your bets lads, will it not ever actually happen, will it be AI, will it be a body double?

I'm betting on body double for any appearances, but AI generates all the speeches/messages.

Am I missing something? Why we dooming? We just got here, it's day 12.

They are retarded Commies and BROOOCS tards, and just in general seething browns that hate American and can't stand to see the burgerpire winning bigly.

There is also a lot of butthurt BROOCSers super mad because Russia has been cucked in Ukraine but the US is utterly mogging Iran.

Wouldn't completely removing Iran and replacing it with a US symathetic state make up for whatever drawbacks we would see with oil prices in the short-term?

See that's the problem. Browns are incapable of long term planning or delayed gratification. They only have barely enough IQ to process the present. "Oil will be cratered in 6 months" - that's 6 months from now, stuff that far in the future might as well be happening to someone else.

getting to 14 days huh...... progress report?

Aircrews continue to rail your mom after airstrikes, so unchanged.

How much bombing does it take to force a country into submission? I'm surprised after two weeks they still have it in them to not only continue making public statements denouncing the country attacking them, but also demanding recompense. They have to realize at some point that they're not winning this fight, right?

Its the Baghadad Bob situation. There is nothing they can do against reality, so might as well ignore it and hope Allah comes to save them.

"We can do escorts once we clear out the bulk of the missile and drone sites" would map to Trump and Wrights comments.

I'm going to try to tl;dr and hope I don't polish off too much context.

The straight of homos Strait of Hormuz is very narrow and not very deep, with a lot of urbanized areas right on the coast. This means any attack on ships launched from Iran does not have very far to travel and ships targeted have limited room to maneuver.
Missiles can be hidden in buildlings near the shore, drones launched under cover of warehouses, and speedboats with explosives or human-portable rockets can show up out of nowhere.
Defense is a nightmare. Previously the USN got away with escorts because Iran wouldn't want an escalation. We're well fucking past that point now.

Daily reminder that those virgins are non-Human creatures called Houris, which are described in the Hadiths as:

Yep and they "re-virginize" every night and have big tits.

Did....did Muhammed invent anime girls?

Fire to a carrier next to Iran

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Can't some sailors grill in peace? Fuck.

(she's under age, calm down boys)

She's Asian, how can you tell?

I'm starting to think this war isn't going to end the way orange nigger and king kike are expecting. As smashed up as Iran is getting, there seems to be no indication the Islamic regime is willing to surrender. Whenever sandniggers think Allah is on their side they are willing to martyr themselves and their people no matter how bleak things are. They are publicly stating that any civilian indicating support for the end of the republic will be killed and their families too, which will stop any potential internal regime change because not many people want to risk their lives when it's easier to just leave for another country.

All the surrounding states that are getting missiles and drones launched at them, fucking up their oil revenues, at least so far seem unwilling to commit their own forces or retaliate against Iran. Again is this because they are fellow Muslims I don't know, or maybe it's because they don't actually have much in the way of military force? Either way, if the US hope to be able to pull out of the area at some point there is going to have to be more than just Israel as a deterrent for Iran/Hezbollah/Hamas to just start shit again. Cue Trump stood in front of a Mission Accomplished banner like Bush.

As much as Trump is stating oil is going to drop bigly, I don't see why that will be the case. Even the threat of one active missile site is enough for ship insurance to eat into the profit margin of any cargo, which needs to be recouped somehow. Strategic oil reserves aren't enough to change anything. Pulling more oil out of Venezuela is going to take time and money so that won't offset it either.

Anything can change I guess, but Trump better hope what he is saying is going to happen because a new forever war and higher gas prices is going to fuck him at the midterms.

Cope harder faggot. Sorry you are a homo and simp for brown cock.
Maybe if you multipolar harder, China will come and save Iran and you can have a big BROOCS.

 

[Unredacted TND]

Trump declared total sandnigger death yesterday should be wrapping up in about a week.

Link, please?

Also have Khamenei Jr. talked yet?

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Naysayers are actually just mad and grasping at straws, else very mentally malleable to justify their anger at like, the world or something.

THE WASHINGTON GENERALS JUST SHOWED THE WORLD THAT THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS ARE NOT INVINCIBLE!

 

[Chuckwagon]

We need to get a "Weekend at Ayatollah's" meme made!
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Hope these by the online Iranian diaspora will do.



Something a little different while I'm waiting around for more concretely informative updates, have a video of some Iranian civilians singing & playing guitar as they watch fire burning & smoke rising from another bombing on the horizon last night.

 

[CaptainAutism69]

Why people on this site of all sites are so resistant to this being the truth is crazy. Hell, we have confirmed footage of the US moving 1 of 8 THAAD systems in the world from Korea to the middle east and people think everything is hunky dory. For the entire history of war countries always overestimate the damage their bombing campaigns have done and you cannot make any material change without infantry on the ground. This is not going well and Iran has time on it's side. They don't have midterms to worry about in less than 8 months.

This thread can be summed up as the occasional post with actual news, followed by post after post of cunts posting 'hurrrrh we killed evryone they can't touch us USA USA USA USA goatfuckers rekt' bullshit, while ignoring the fact that this has happened in every war since the US invasion of Afghanistan.
It would be nice to see actual news here instead of retards retarding.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

while ignoring the fact that this has happened in every war since the US invasion of Afghanistan.
It would be nice to see actual news here instead of retards retarding.

That IS the news?
Like once again, I have to just remind someone that putting boots on the ground was the problem with the strategy of GWOT and the fact Trump isn't doing that is actually smart.

Whenever someone goes "you have to do X" just ask "why?"
Why do we have to put troops on the ground again?

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

This is legit horrible. But I'm going to guess the regime was using it to hide weapons. IF they don't care about their hertiage why should we , etc.

The whole thing is just really sad when you really think about it. History should mean more then politics

 

[LOLurtranz]

Why people on this site of all sites are so resistant to this being the truth is crazy. Hell, we have confirmed footage of the US moving 1 of 8 THAAD systems in the world from Korea to the middle east and people think everything is hunky dory. For the entire history of war countries always overestimate the damage their bombing campaigns have done and you cannot make any material change without infantry on the ground. This is not going well and Iran has time on it's side. They don't have midterms to worry about in less than 8 months.

Hubris is the faggot word of the week so I'll just use Ego. Most people are incapable of admitting they are wrong or that they made the incorrect choice because it makes them feel inadequate. Another thing I've noticed when I bring up such comments is that people assume I'm on the side of some disgusting dune coon or that I think Kamala would have made a better president (LMAO). The best outcome for me personally would be for the Persians, arabs, Jews and everyone in between to blow themselves all up at the same time. I'm not on anyone's side except my own country but I'm also not oblivious to my countries atrocious behavior.

 

[CaptainAutism69]

British troops based in Iraq came under attack from Iranian dronespublished at 16:49
16:49​

Jack Fenwick
Political correspondent

British troops at a base in Iraq have come under attack from Iranian drones, BBC News understands.

There were no British casualties in the attack, but some US troops were injured.

The Western base in Erbil, northern Iraq, is controlled by the US but often houses other coalition forces, including British troops.

A British presence has been deployed to the region in recent weeks to take down Iranian drones.

It’s understood that two Iranian drones headed for the base were destroyed with surface-to-air missiles overnight on Wednesday.

An unknown number of projectiles did hit the base, resulting in injuries to US troops, but they are not thought to be serious.

More US troops tagged by drones, two week after the 3 day operation destroyed all of Iran's military.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Eh, I'm going to take a"Portugal in WWII" stance.

Thank you for all your sperging so far, has helped my illiterate war ass great. (And 10/10 to all armed kiwi news people too for making this thread good.)

 

[Ghostse]

Why people on this site of all sites are so resistant to this being the truth is crazy. Hell, we have confirmed footage of the US moving 1 of 8 THAAD systems in the world from Korea to the middle east and people think everything is hunky dory. For the entire history of war countries always overestimate the damage their bombing campaigns have done and you cannot make any material change without infantry on the ground. This is not going well and Iran has time on it's side. They don't have midterms to worry about in less than 8 months.

Russia doesn't have any THAAD equivalent, but they have deployed their entire S-400 stock either in moscow or around Ukraine.And you aren't saying anything about that for the four year war making them weak or that it isn't going well.

And Iran does not have time on its side. They are running out of water and summer is right around the corner. Trump and the Jews could leave right now and just let the country tear itself apart as desperate people riot.

This thread can be summed up as the occasional post with actual news, followed by post after post of cunts posting 'hurrrrh we killed evryone they can't touch us USA USA USA USA goatfuckers rekt' bullshit, while ignoring the fact that this has happened in every war since the US invasion of Afghanistan.
It would be nice to see actual news here instead of retards retarding.

You forgot the part of the thread that is "seething browns and retards coming in to shit up the thread with their seething about the US, pretending they aren't coping despite being right about zero things in the past twelve days."

That IS the news?
Like once again, I have to just remind someone that putting boots on the ground was the problem with the strategy of GWOT and the fact Trump isn't doing that is actually smart.

Whenever someone goes "you have to do X" just ask "why?"
Why do we have to put troops on the ground again?

Its not just not Trump's style, or the Jews (well, unless its lebanon. again.) Trump literally doesn't have the forces to try to ground-forces conquer Iran. He would need to double the size the of the US military personnel. There are barely 5-digits of US ground assault troops in the region, and you'd need an army of 3 million at the extreme low end.

But that won't stop TDS doomers from writing fan ficition, ignoring reality (like normal) and pegging themselves hoping that America collapses so they can enjoy being raped and killed by niggers.

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

Browns run on cope. If they manage to kill 1 more american/israeli by the time this is over browns all across the world will get one more day of pretending they're winning against the evil empire and from that one day they will derive more delusional euphoria than you and I will experience across our whole lives.

Thing is they do have historical data and pattern recognition backing them on killing and injuring Americans. As American administrations and people will eventually cut and run after enough American military and or civilian support personnel are killed or injured. Reagan turning chicken and running away from Lebanon after the Beirut bombing. Instead of letting the U.S. Marines level Beirut and kill the offending parties.. Same with Clinton running away from Somalia after Mogadishu turned into a bloody shitshow. And again with Trump ordering the withdrawal from Afghanistan and Biden fucking everything up on said withdrawal.

For the primitive 3rd and 4th world [insert adjective] niggers, it doesn't matter on the who, what, when, where and how the Americans are leaving. As the only thing that matters is the Americans are leaving and is counted as a win. If the United States is exiting a war and country meant American nuking said country, that will eventually make them change their tune.

 

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Daily reminder that those virgins are non-Human creatures called Houris, which are described in the Hadiths as:

Spoiler: artist's rendition