💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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Phouquehead said:
Vaguebooking and a new shitty painting that really looks like a school assignment she hated doing: Sarah's two greatest talents.
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Spends all that time painting the instrument but can't look up what it's called. It's a lute, lazyass. Even the guy in her painting is judging her.
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She's really going through it lately. Wonder if there was some sort of family meeting about Debbie's end of life plans, or she's getting better and will be able to live at home again, and of course Sarah's freaking out because her mother is the one person in her life that does not tolerate her gendie crap. Will we get another chapter of Dreams of a Tainted Mind where Vanitrash has to listen to his dying mom mIsGeNDeR him a million times, he cries about it to his child bride definitely college-aged sugar baby Kairi, and then Kairi lets him use her as a toilet to feel better? We'll find out!
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Baldur's Gate 3 motherfucker.
 
TismFarmer said:
Im not Delusional!
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Next minute, posting her Delusions of Grandeur...
I'm Important!
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I misread this one as impotent. :lol:

I have no idea what she means by "IMPORTANT" other than maybe she means "give me attention". She really thinks she deserves all eyes on her simply for existing. She needs a major attitude change before anyone is going to pay positive attention to her. Good luck on that one.
Phouquehead said:
Spends all that time painting the instrument but can't look up what it's called. It's a lute, lazyass. Even the guy in her painting is judging her.
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Same with that "grey box" post when she was selling grimy old Wii accessories for $5. I think it's a mix of laziness and chronic brain farts. Even in her fics she seems to have issues with correctly identifying items. Like when Vanitas gets "smelling salts" applied to his gross hairy legs in the chapter about the salon. What's weird here though is she must have had a reference pic for the man with the lute. If it's from an existing painting or illustration it's probably labeled as such. The clothing is too detailed for this to be her own design. Is that a sword on his back? Seems out of place for 16th century troubadour dressed in a nobleman's coat. It should be at his waist. I humbly apologize for the sperging. But I'm wondering if that purple and gold thing on his back was actually part of something in the background in whatever image she used as a reference. She is dumb enough.

Anyway, it wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the red background and tall algae blobs with tiny flower heads. Even a simple stone wall would suffice. The wine is way too purple and looks like some kid had a tantrum and threw his grape juice at the troubadour because he didn't know Baby Shark.
 
"You will not hurt me,"
"I am a human being,"
"I am important."

It sounds like she is repeating the typical kind of self-help affirmations that you can find in books, magazines or websites. They often advice readers to repeat catchphrases like that like a mantra to help them build up mental strength, set boundaries, improve self-love etc. Maybe Pixy looked up some self-help for survivors of trauma or domestic abuse after what she went through with Debbie and Kris, but as usual, didn't go beyond a superficial level. Now she is flinging these phrases around like protective spells meant to make others change their behavior (not bring about a change in herself).
 
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For anyone looking to check her facebook page, she has a new profile pic.
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Lazy, internally (like her wang) misogynistic pig-child.
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She'll miss having dishes to wash and towels to fold when her parents are dead and she's out on the streets. Apparently she blocked someone who pointed out that even if she had a girlfriend/wife, she should still do these chores too. Absolutely hopeless. She's lucky she only posts this shit on Boomerbook where less than five people ever bother to engage with her. People on any other platform would bury her alive for her retarded worldview, and she wouldn't be able to use her transness or uwu trauma victim status as shields.

Besides, what the fuck else would she be doing if she didn't have to do "all" the house work?! Or is just the principle that a "man" shouldn't do these tasks that gets her binders in a bunch? But it's fine for her father to, because he's old and mean and not a Japanese salaryman that would've allowed Sarah to become an international sensation when she was still kawaii enough, so fuck him.

Anyway, her fedora looks fucking stupid. She couldn't even get one that matches her outfit. She should paint on a neckbeard to complete the look. :roll:
 
Lucas Silva #4903141 said:
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For anyone looking to check her facebook page, she has a new profile pic.
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So manry. She looks like a woman playing dress up.

Phouquehead said:
She'll miss having dishes to wash and towels to fold when her parents are dead and she's out on the streets. Apparently she blocked someone who pointed out that even if she had a girlfriend/wife, she should still do these chores too. Absolutely hopeless. She's lucky she only posts this shit on Boomerbook where less than five people ever bother to engage with her. People on any other platform would bury her alive for her retarded worldview, and she wouldn't be able to use her transness or uwu trauma victim status as shields.

Besides, what the fuck else would she be doing if she didn't have to do "all" the house work?! Or is just the principle that a "man" shouldn't do these tasks that gets her binders in a bunch?
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Could be that her father is one of those traditional types that thinks cooking, cleaning and all that is women's work.

Besides it's not like she has anything actually important to do instead.
 
Who's going to tell Sarah that if she wants to be a True and Honest Manry Man with a tradwife at home doing all the chores then she needs to be able to fund that lifestyle...? Like, with a job or something?
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Who's going to tell Sarah that if she wants to be a True and Honest Manry Man with a tradwife at home doing all the chores then she needs to be able to fund that lifestyle...? Like, with a job or something?
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Nonsense! Her True and Honest boyfriend-free girl will be the sole breadwinner, on top of doing all of the cooking and cleaning. That way Pixy can just play vidya and lego and making stupid drawings all day. What woman could resist?
 
Flaw Peacock said:
Nonsense! Her True and Honest boyfriend-free girl will be the sole breadwinner, on top of doing all of the cooking and cleaning. That way Pixy can just play vidya and lego and making stupid drawings all day. What woman could resist?
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She should talk to Laramie Busby. Maybe ol' Silly Girl is looking for another fail child to fuck.
 
If one had to live with a lolcow for one month, Sarah might be the non-criminally worst.

Smells bad, lazy, broke, retarded with her delusions. I imagine she would open your room's door and randomly say "please dont harm me, i have rights. Am i going to become a basketball??.......goodbye".
 
Metatron said:
Smells bad, lazy, broke, retarded with her delusions. I imagine she would open your room's door and randomly say "please dont harm me, i have rights. Am i going to become a basketball??.......goodbye".
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Also constant tard rage, screeching and flailing her limbs until she's broken a sufficient amount of your stuff to feel satisfied that justice has been done for you failing to magically teleport out of your bedroom to comfort her when she sympathy baits.
 
Flaw Peacock said:
Also constant tard rage, screeching and flailing her limbs until she's broken a sufficient amount of your stuff to feel satisfied that justice has been done for you failing to magically teleport out of your bedroom to comfort her when she sympathy baits.
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Don't forget Sneaking your snacks, abusing your pets, stealing your stuff to use and your cash for Whataburger, and if you're really lucky, Sexually harassing you/everyone she comes in contact with. (Also, imagine the bathroom...🤮)
 
TismFarmer said:
Don't forget Sneaking your snacks, abusing your pets, stealing your stuff to use and your cash for Whataburger, and if you're really lucky, Sexually harassing you/everyone she comes in contact with. (Also, imagine the bathroom...🤮)
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And god help you whenever she’s faced with a minor inconvenience like a flat tire.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Who's going to tell Sarah that if she wants to be a True and Honest Manry Man with a tradwife at home doing all the chores then she needs to be able to fund that lifestyle...? Like, with a job or something?
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Oh, she's well aware her chronic unemployment is a barrier to obtaining a tradwaifu, but she's in denial that she's too lazy, defiant and retarded to ever make more than min wage, and so while she applies to and fails interviews at literally every store in Victoria, she hopes that she just magically becomes rich one day. Note she never uses words like "income," it's always "cash." "Muh dad stopped forcing me to do housework for a minute and gave me cash for an all-expenses trip to Las Vegas, baby," was the premise of one of recent fanfic chapters, after all. She doesn't truly believe she should earn anything because the things she wants should just be given to her simply for existing.

Another new dumb painting.
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I'd almost forgot her "500 painting" goal. I know it's autism, but what is the significance of 500 pieces to her? Just churning out hundreds of something is a waste when they barely mean anything to her or the supposed audience. She just copies shit she finds online poorly and tries to loosely tie it to her own shitty life experiences. I'd rather see paintings of her hoard of costumes and girly outfits that I know she never got rid of and are shoved into bins all around her room or in her storage unit. I want paintings of a massive piles of mochi and pocky, and of all the greasy burgers she supposedly hates. I want a portrait of Tripod-san. She could actually be telling her life story in her art but either she's too afraid or too mentally stunted to do that.

Does she also think that telling us what SHE likes about her paintings is somehow going to convince us to like it? Maybe she's given up on selling these and it is just a hobby now. No one cares that you overstuffed your tummy, Sarah. You're 40.
 
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