Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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it's just a way of showing "NO WE WONT BACK DOWN!!!" by appointing an amputee in a coma as Supreme Leader.
Most people know dealing with Islamists is no different than dealing with a rabid raccoon. They stagger around, shit and drool everywhere, mindlessly cause chaos, and will lash out violently with no provocation.

A rabid raccoon has no fear of the human with a shotgun aimed squarely at its swiss cheese brain. That’s not bravery, it’s not a “win,” it’s just a violent retard with holes in its brain dancing on stage with a cardboard cutout.
 
Rate me late if need be but a Dem Senator posted about an intel briefing and I wanted to cover it.


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The tl;dr of it is:
- no nuke disarming
- no regime change
- endless bombing
- no plan for making the Strait safe

I’m a little skeptical of this because we know they are making regime change plans through arming Kurds and whatever CIA fuckery. But endless bombing does seem likely without regime change.

And regime change is probably going to take awhile to happen. If ever.

Plus the nuclear disarming really doesn’t seem feasible without a really ballsy special force op (that would likely fail).
Chris Murphy is an ineffectual faggot that has been vehemently anti-Trump since the beginning, and will twist things to support his agenda. This is just his latest "threat to democracy" claim.
 
Have Khamenei Jr. spoken yet?
I'm of the mindset he's probably dead, but they're using him as a fill in Supreme Leader until the U.S. backs off. This way, they don't get into the situation where they keep electing new Supreme Leaders who get taken out in less than a day.
Then a week or so after the U.S. is done, they'll say he died of his wounds or some shit and have the two or three remaining elders elect a new guy.
 
Chris Murphy is an ineffectual faggot that has been vehemently anti-Trump since the beginning, and will twist things to support his agenda. This is just his latest "threat to democracy" claim.
Usually when these things happen someone from the Republican side would step up next to counter Murphy. Did anyone defend the administration's plan presented in that briefing?
 
Airstrikes targeting a base of the Asaeb Ahl al-Haqq Iranian militia in Suwayrah airbase in Iraq lead to secondary detonations in one of the warehouses inside.


 
Interception of Iranian missiles over Tel Aviv, one seems to have landed in the sea and another seems to be a cluster missile







Right after the missile fire from Iran had ended, additional Hezbollah launches towards northern Israel.

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The rumor about IRGC and Basij security checkpoints in Tehran getting droned by Israel is officially no longer a rumor, it's now been confirmed by the Fars News Agency which is one of the IRGC's media mouthpieces, per Iran International. Especially interesting is that this is the first time anyone's said it wasn't just the fault of the Jews (or the Great Satan for that matter), but also 'monarchist groups aimed at infiltrating operatives and carrying out sabotage inside the country' - seems to be the first direct action taken by Iranian royalists on the ground to have led to the death of Islamist security forces in this conflict.
 

Fuel tanks at Oman’s Salalah port were struck in an Iranian attack earlier today.

Chinese sailors captured the moment an Iranian drone struck fuel tanks at Oman’s Salalah port earlier today.


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Iran’s new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei was injured during the first day of the U.S.–Israeli bombing campaign, suffering a fractured foot, cuts to his face, and bruising around his left eye, according to CNN. Calm down everyone, he only has a couple of boo boos.

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A cyberattack attributed to the Iranian-linked Handala hacking group has disrupted operations at the U.S. company Stryker’s Cork site in Ireland.️ The attack deployed “wiper” malware that erased data on connected systems, forcing a shutdown at the company’s site in Cork, Ireland. Network access collapsed, staff were sent home, and some work accounts were wiped from personal phones.









U.S. airstrikes struck the headquarters of the Popular Mobilization Forces in the Nineveh plains in Mosul, Iraq, earlier today.

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The FBI has warned California police that Iran could retaliate for U.S. strikes by launching drones toward the West Coast, according to an alert reviewed by ABC News.️ The alert says intelligence suggested that as of early February 2026, Iran had considered a surprise UAV attack launched from an unidentified vessel off the U.S. coast, potentially targeting locations in California.️ Officials have no specific details about the timing, targets, or methods of any such attack.
 
a) Why would there be signs of an Iranian uprising when the soon-to-be-Shah has just reinforced the message of telling people to stay in their homes for now?

b) Why are these news organisations so breathless in reporting a stock-standard, reasonable statement that acknowledges all possibilities (such as the IRGC staying in power)? Specifically, why are they focused on that one possibility - that they will stay in power - rather than all possibilities?
A) Because retarded BROOCS and TDS faggots cannot read. They allow Trump to live rent free in their minds and can't accept that this shit might actually be planned out.

B) Because they pretend that they wouldn't be chimping out about "overconfidence" if the US/Jews didn't have factored into their planning "Despite everything, IRGC retains control".

The lack of US ground forces has completely broken the retarded turd worlders and their simps.
"But...but...but when the US withdraws ground forces, it'll be a defeat... why don't they have any... this isn't what we rehearsed...afghanistan! Af-af-af-Afgahnistan!"

What are you talkign about? BROOOCS fags and TDS retards have assured me the US is finished, Israel is gay, and the people 100% support the regime. There is no reason for them to need to do any sort of curfew checking; the people will just be celebrating their victory over the great satans after this awesome Iranian victory parade.

Clearly this is Iranian forces getting ready for a victory parade as they get ready to invade the US aircraft carriers, right as all the gulf states kick out American forces and hard pivot to china and multipolar like nothing else.
Fuck. Fuck that's some good multipolaring. I'm... I'm gonnna BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCS

This is how you know there was no plan. Killing Khomeinei was just supposed to cue everyone in Iran to hold hands and start singing hymns I guess.
No no killing Khemeinei was to prevent Iran from closing the gate across the Hormuz you believe exists. He has the keys to the lock so the hope was if he was dead they couldn't close it.

The US, Israel, and Shah DEFINITELY didn't issues releases to Iran's population to stay indoors and away from anything important until they said it was safe. There is no way that happened and willfully retarded faggots certainly wouldn't continue to ignore that fact.

Usually when these things happen someone from the Republican side would step up next to counter Murphy. Did anyone defend the administration's plan presented in that briefing?
Maybe they are scared if they speak up, Iran will close that physical gate that closes off the Hormuz. And then 20% of the worlds oil flow would be lost which will somehow make oil prices rise 500%.
 

A U.S. or Israeli aircraft was spotted flying around Chabahar in southern Iran after bombing a dock.️ It's notable that, despite its low altitude, the aircraft appears to fly completely uncontested.

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CENTCOM denies that the Ghost of Tehran shot down a F-15.

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The U.S. requested temporary access to Romania’s Mihail Kogălniceanu Air Base to support Middle East operations, including refueling aircraft, deploying fighter jets, and sending up to 500 personnel. Romania is expected to approve. It's currently unknown if Bulgaria will join the fight.

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Romania approved it.


Iran’s army has published footage showing a successful interception of an American MQ-9 drone with Iranian air defenses above Kerman, Iran.

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As the war in Middle East rages on, the Jordanian Public Security Directorate issued a warning against the Team Salvato's psychological horror game Doki Doki Literature Club over its possible impacts on mental health of kids:
The Directorate of Public Security has warned of the dangers of some video games that may appear child-friendly, but contain seriously dangerous psychological content, including the recently viral Doki Doki Literature Club game online and video-sharing platforms.
The director confirmed that the game initially appears as a cartoon inside a school, but it gradually turns into dark psychological content, including sensitive scenes and topics such as depression, self-harm, suicide and psychological disorders, making it unsuitable for children.
Director noted that the danger of this game lies in its deceptive nature, as its cartoon design and attractive colors may drive children to experiment without realizing the nature of its true content, and its severe psychological impact on children.
The Director noted that exposure to this type of content can cause fear, anxiety and stress in children and teens, and reflects on their psychological and life behavior.
The Directorate of Public Security has instructed parents to ban or download this game on smartphones and electronic devices, and monitor everything that is downloaded or viewed, as well as encourage conversation with children about safe internet use and electronic games.
The Directorate of Public Security has renewed its affirmation on continuing awareness efforts to protect children from digital risks and promote safe use of technology, urging reporting of any content that may pose a threat to children's safety or mental health.
 
The lack of US ground forces has completely broken the retarded turd worlders and their simps.
"But...but...but when the US withdraws ground forces, it'll be a defeat... why don't they have any... this isn't what we rehearsed...afghanistan! Af-af-af-Afgahnistan!"
if the Revolutionary government is still intact and functioning after the end of this war, this is going to be an Iranian victory by virtue of maintaining the status quo, no matter what Trump says, because we DID greatly weaken them, yes, but only temporarily, they can still rebuild their military and their nuclear program.
 
if the Revolutionary government is still intact and functioning after the end of this war, this is going to be an Iranian victory by virtue of maintaining the status quo, no matter what Trump says, because we DID greatly weaken them, yes, but only temporarily, they can still rebuild their military and their nuclear program.
At what cost if they are still around? They've isolated themselves in the region at this point. Im pretty sure most of the Gulf States want them gone.
 
if the Revolutionary government is still intact and functioning after the end of this war, this is going to be an Iranian victory by virtue of maintaining the status quo, no matter what Trump says, because we DID greatly weaken them, yes, but only temporarily, they can still rebuild their military and their nuclear program.
With what money?

They were broke before the war and are going out be TURBO broke now
 
If the regime survives the average person in the region will see them to be equal or even stronger than the US. In that "weakened" state Iran will then be more powerful than they have ever been.
I dont think thats how it works. The issue is they're a paper tiger, we thought Iran was a regional super power. The curtain has been pulled back and everyone sees them for what they really are a bunch of faggots who constantly threaten other countries with escalation. The most reasonable outcome here is they are going to become a terrorist group with no control over Iran.
 
So no unconditional surrender? I was told unconditional surrender.

Trump is going to be blaming you when this is over. He's going to call you stupid for telling him to do this.
The simple truth is our President put the American peoples honor on the line when he told the Ayatollah not to kill his own people. The only people who dont understand what is going on are the same people who say "American" is not an ethnic and cultural identity. Those people (like yourself) are very confused as to why America has NOW gone apeshit on Iran.

Us Americans though do understand. Our national honor was challenged. We could not tolerate the loss of Izzat, and the only payment Iran could offer was the death of the Ayatollah and anyone who swore allegiance to him.
 
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