💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

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  • Around 2 years

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  • 3-5 years

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  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

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why he went in so hard on July
July laughed at him, "to his face" (on video stream) and killshotted him twice without effort - "real lawyer" and "whitebread ass nigga".
Rekieta literally never recovered from either killshot. I think July is right up there with fellow unbothered chad Aaron in the seething midwit mind of faggot Rekieta.
 
July laughed at him, "to his face" (on video stream) and killshotted him twice without effort - "real lawyer" and "whitebread ass nigga".
Rekieta literally never recovered from either killshot. I think July is right up there with fellow unbothered chad Aaron in the seething midwit mind of faggot Rekieta.
Eric read Nick like a book and immediately picked up on the fact Nick was hosting the interview in bad faith
 
Nick is not licensed in Texas.
Ty Beard is.
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This is a transcript of Nick talking about pregnancy. Note that he uses "we" in these comments and is giving examples referencing himself. The idea that somehow he isn't talking about his own wife has always been absurd.




"By the way, when she has kids, the second you pump all that semen into her and she gets pregnant, her body is destroyed for the next three to five years. If you have five kids, her body will be destroyed, destroyed, like we paced out two, two years per kid, basically 13 years, 13, minimum 13 years where she is not going to be that eight, nine, 10 that you married. And more importantly, cause you probably won't care.

It's going to be fine for you, but it won't be fine for her cause she's going to remember being an eight, a nine, a 10. She's going to remember that, but now no matter how much she runs, no matter how much she walks, that stomach skin just doesn't go away. Those abs don't tighten up.

She could do a thousand crunches. It doesn't matter. She do a thousand crunches a day.

It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. Her tits after the baby's done breastfeeding, they're going to be pancakes down to her fucking waist.

It doesn't matter.
And there's nothing you can do about it. There's nothing you can do about that."
 
Eric read Nick like a book and immediately picked up on the fact Nick was hosting the interview in bad faith
Nick is (as usual) the dumb nigger in this equation.

Imagine how it chaps this uggo’s hide that Eric July has achieved so much more in life than he has — and without feeding his children cocaine or watching his wife fuck Aaron Imholte and dozens of strangers.

Nick lost. Nick loses. Nick will always lose.
 
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Aaron, I severely question why you saw anything in this bog witch. Unless she was significantly hotter before the stress of losing the Qover.
I think she is more in the Marsheiggle.Who dates or sleeps with a Marshwiggle.. Spoting nonsense... Depressed... Says weird things on booze or drugs.doomsayer of life.. Personal note my favorite non doctor who Tom Baker appearance.. (Attatched Image)
 

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Imagine how it chaps this uggo’s hide that Eric July has achieved so much more in life than he has — and without feeding his children cocaine or watching his wife fuck Aaron Imholte and dozens of strangers.
You don't have to imagine! I was watching one of MikeyNohMore's streams and Aaron dropped a bit of lore about it here:
Starts at 1:35:03 if the timestamp doesn't work.

For Nick it wasn't just a cynical ploy to try and make some money off Comicsgate drama like Dax was trying to do, he was genuinely seething behind the scenes telling Aaron about the many crimes of black comic man.
 
I think she is more in the Marsheiggle.Who dates or sleeps with a Marshwiggle.. Spoting nonsense... Depressed... Says weird things on booze or drugs.doomsayer of life.. Personal note my favorite non doctor who Tom Baker appearance.. (Attatched Image)
You take that back.

Puddleglum was a great man Marsh-Wiggle. Puddleglum was based on Lewis' gardner Fred Paxford who was described as "an inwardly optimistic, outwardly pessimistic, dear, frustrating, shrewd countryman of immense integrity" which are virtues found in precisely none of the people involved in this hedonistic mess.

He was able to win an argument against a witch who was actively forcing him to agree with her.

"I'm on Aslan's side even if there isn't any Aslan to lead it. I'm going to live as like a Narnian as I can even if there isn't any Narnia. So, thanking you kindly for our supper, if these two gentlemen and the young lady are ready, we're leaving your court at once and setting out in the dark to spend our lives looking for Overland. Not that our lives will be very long, I should think; but that's a small loss if the world's as dull a place as you say.”
 
Wait, Nick was helping to dox Eric July behind the scenes while he was pretending publicly that he was super duper repentant and going to privately contact him to apologize, Christian to Christian, for all the unnecessary beef which Nick started in the first place?

What a profoundly massive scumbag. Not that we didn't know already, but it's still ridiculous that he ever tries to feign a moral high ground.

Nick doing property look-ups is the kind of gay ops that I wouls expect from the Sektur. In hindsight, it is not surprising, if true, given how we know he treated Maddox, his secret Reddit account, and the like.

The upshot of it all is that we have reason to expect he has done it before and more leaks to anticipate!
 
Nick streamed for 8.5 hours. He made $65 in superchats and 15 gift memberships. Combined with the later 3 hour member stream, he managed to get to #5 on Supertips (Mersh at #2).
Let's say 8 hours.
Each membership is $5.
75*0.63=$47.25 after the cut.
That's a total of $91.55 since YouTube will take 33% from the superchats too.
91.55/8=$11.44 an hour
Bagging groceries at Wal-Mart earns you more money and you don't need any experience for that.

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Worthless.
 
Nick doing property look-ups is the kind of gay ops that I wouls expect from the Sektur. In hindsight, it is not surprising, if true, given how we know he treated Maddox, his secret Reddit account, and the like.
Given the full context of the situation, and who was involved, I can not possibly believe that Nick had no idea what those two idiots were gonna do with the information he gave them. Or rather, what Juju was commanding them to do. Nick was in on this. Tell me I'm wrong.

And then to assure them that he could totally represent them in Texas if they catch charges is just wild. They believed him because they are dumb as shit, and he knew that.

Riley is a disgusting POS who should be fed feet first into a wood chipper (meanwhile, Mint probably could do with a government-assigned tard wrangler), so I don't feel bad in the slightest for Riley.

But if you go by the principle of the thing, this is yet ANOTHER reason why Nick should NEVER be permitted to hold himself out as a lawyer again.
 
Terrible earnings. I wonder if he can bring himself to beg like the others do.
Nick’s ego and need to present a falsely confident image will not allow him to ask for money outright.

Instead he does his usual faggy victim routine: Everything is YouTube’s fault, or Rumble’s fault, or Aaron’s fault, or Alisha Sweep’s fault, or the federal government’s fault — on and on, ad nauseam.

Malignant narcissists are constantly trying to curry sympathy in order to grift and manipulate. Nick is a textbook case — nothing special, just a garden variety fuckup. And that’s the part that kills him.
 
He announced his new computer. It's an Asus ROG Flow 13 with 128GB RAM. The price is $3,699.99. From what I could find is it's a gaming computer. He says he still needs a dock for his monitors.

I'm no AI expert, but isn't one of the areas where AMD trails behind in fact in the AI generating field? I know they've made some progress but they are still far behind Nvidia.
Not that I don't think this freak of a "man" fully plans to try his hand on locally generating questionable content.
I initially poo-pooed his choice of computers, but, having played around a bit with local AI systems, the ROG Flow 13 actually looks like a very cool machine. A very cool machine that Nick doesn’t have the knowledge or surviving grey matter to harness effectively.

I’ll spoiler away my computer sperging as to not derail the thread, but in summary:
  1. It’s an optimized device for running generative AI models locally.
  2. It’s not crazily priced for what it is.
  3. I can’t imagine how he thinks he’ll use a fraction of its capabilities.
It would be a pretty neat toy, but for almost everyone outside of AI hobbyists it’s not worth it. Just another vanity purchase using mommy’s petro wealth, like the RTX 3090 he bought back in 2020 or 2021 and never used.

The ROG Flow 13 is running AMD's Strix Halo APU (combined CPU+GPU) which, although capable of gaming, is geared specifically towards running Large Language Models (LLMs) locally.

While AMD GPU processing technology is considered inferior to Nvidia’s CUDA, it’s still capable of supporting AI workloads effectively. And Strix Halo is particularly useful in these scenarios because that 128gb of RAM can be allocated to both the CPU and GPU. Some explanation:
  • The quality of AI model you can run is limited by the amount of RAM your GPU has access to. More capable LLMs require GPUs with access to much more RAM.

  • In most video cards, there’s a fixed (and relatively small) amount of RAM. For example, an Nvidia RTX 5070 has 12gb of onboard RAM. This is only capable of loading small to mid-size models. 16gb cards can run better models, and if you’ve got $5K burning a hole in your pocket, 32gb GPUs can run even better ones.

  • The 128GB ROG flow can apparently assign up to 90gb of RAM to the GPU. This isn’t as performant as a regular GPU, but because of the way RAM is soldered into the system, it can approach conventional GPU performance. The larger RAM amount more than compensates for slightly inferior compute performance. In theory he could run some of the most powerful open source and hobbyist models locally on this device.
I assume the $3,700 is after tax, as the 128gb model is listed on ASUS’ site for ~$3,300USD (it’s listed on Amazon for ~$2,800, so he’s not even bothering to shop around). This cost is actually decent for what the device does. For example a similarly speced Mac Studio (which has slightly superior LLM capabilities, but lacks a display and keyboard as it isn’t meant to be portable) is $3,700USD before taxes. The Mac is also the objectively gayer option, so I’m shocked Nick didn't spend the extra money.

All this said, if he thinks he’s going to have his own little ChatGPT or Grok, he’s mistaken. Even the largest local models are still small and limited compared to what the big commercial LLMs, with their endless RAM-hoarding datacenters, can do. And LLMs, in and of themselves, are kind of limited in what they do. To be truly useful they must be extended with external tools so they can do things like pull data from the Internet. Getting these extensions set up locally is not easy and in many cases requires dev skills, which Nick didn’t have even before he gave himself brain damage.

I assume one of the reasons he’s getting this is to make degenerate porn that doesn’t get reported to authorities. In this he might find some success, as a huge chunk of the AI hobbyist community is just creating models to generate weird fetish anime porn. But even there, you’re not going to be creating 5 minute long realistic scenes locally like you do on Soya. You’re going to get five second-long clips staring nightmarish Cronenberg flesh-monsters.

I'll close by noting that Nick might have been able to figure out all this stuff 5 years ago, but post galaxy-gas he just doesn’t have the cognitive capacity to use these tools effectively.
 
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Talk about soft eyes.
What straight man says another man has soft eyes?
Well, he cribbed that one from Drexel.

Straight or not, you just know them when you see them. These are the eyes of prey:

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Buck status: broken. As grating as old tough guy Rackets' presentation was at times, on some level you almost had to respect it, and now can't help but kinda miss it compared to this saddening shadow of his former self.

In contrast, even behind the shades, a furrowed brow and growing scowl can reveal that mama bear might still have some repressed fight left in her for at least a fleeting moment, when the one right topic comes up:


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Full clip:



Aaron, I severely question why you saw anything in this bog witch. Unless she was significantly hotter before the stress of losing the Qover.

Great minds think alike:

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At times like this you have to wonder whether Nick realizes that unnecessarily making himself a Dabbleverse figure and ultimately exposing his own family to that world's sadistic tendencies may have been a regrettable move, as he could have gotten by just fine without ever involving them were it not for an unhinged revenge fantasy that didn't even pan out anyway:

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Brutal:


It's tempting to jump to hating him more for dragging her on screen as a prop to boost numbers only to let her bear the brunt of such cruel ridicule, but observing their chemistry through the whole clip that often exudes the mood of a funeral or a goodbye, and affording any slight benefit of the doubt, in fairness it almost seems like she's just been so lost in a pit of depression that getting her more engaged with his "community" was the only thing he could think of to cheer her up, perhaps even at that marriage counselor's suggestion whether he likes it or not. If it were strictly performative you'd think he'd at least have her cake on more makeup and run a comb through her hair before coming on, but this is something else entirely. It's as if he doesn't even care about the presentation anymore. What changed?
 
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That clip of Kayla and her mouthful of busted grey teeth has Nick revealing once more what an absolute pussy he is.

“People don’t understand it was a complicated thing we went through.” What a passive loser. The accurate phrasing would be “People intuitively understand that we inflicted an avoidably traumatic situation on our children and our marriage and that I have continued to defend those actions as cool and funny despite being indefensible and grounds for a bullet to the fucking head.”

ANYHOO.

Nick is completely fucking parched. He’s now thirsting for attention so bad that he’s trying to poke stand-up comic Jeff Dye. Jeff has been on MLC and is best known for being a reformed DUI offender who dated Jay Cutler’s ex-wife Kristen Cavallari.

I’m sure THIS is going to solve everything:

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