💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.9%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 167 24.1%
  • Total voters
    692
Steve Seagull said:
663 viewers, 2h in.
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Good news for Nick, he's now up to the dizzying height of #11 for livestreams of the trial. Bad news for Nick is he's still well behind a bunch of nominally smaller channels:

#8 - Courtroom Confidential: Live Trials - 1600 viewers - 8.02k subscribers
#9 - Defence Diaries Podcast - 1060 viewers - 62.4k subscribers
#10 - Prof Jo explains - 808 viewers - 14.7k subscribers
 
Aaron Imholte went to raid a rumble after his show and always tries to pick small number shows and rackets showed up. He didn’t do it. Because he’s only mild retarded but damn.

How the cucks have fallen.
 
daffodils said:
- More frustration with Youtube and content 'not getting pushed out'
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Lets see Nick you...
A) Alienated your trad crowd, by dosing your daughter with cocaine
B) Alienated your legal crowd, by ignoring them for cocaine
C) Alienated your degen crowd, because your a neutered little bitch, thanks to cocaine.

Turns out, drugs weren't the answer.
 
I can absolutely see Celeste thinking she gets smarter when she drinks and deciding to drink in order to make the fetus smarter. This is 100% in line with what coomalot was saying about the dumb shit Nick would say about coke.
 
Goatchoker said:
Aaron Imholte went to raid a rumble after his show and always tries to pick small number shows and rackets showed up. He didn’t do it. Because he’s only mild retarded but damn.

How the cucks have fallen.
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Glad that Aaron's at least considering smaller creators like Nick
 
Kipersonapiscesotter said:
Oh I do enjoy the various theories and explanations he has for his lack of viewers.

Well, erm, I can help. You lucked onto a new format and now the audience for said format found better people to watch for it. It's as simple as that. Oh, I suppose the trad Dad audience cultivated have more moral qualms with the child neglect/abuse, swinging and drug use as well. Plus you lost some IQ points along the way.

But, sure, muh shadowban. Kick is definitely going to turn things around.
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Gonna be funny when maybe 100 people follow him to kick
 
Goatchoker said:
Aaron Imholte went to raid a rumble after his show and always tries to pick small number shows and rackets showed up.
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LOL great catch:


[L1] [L2] [L3] [A3]

Credit to Moody for setting up that nifty website that has only ever been an own-goal. Somebody ought to make one for Nick's cross-platform numbers in real-time to "see if [he] can grow" with those Kick exclusives from the whopping 10 followers at present. The sky's the limit!

:story:
 
Now Rekieta is trying to imitate bigger streamers like Aaron maybe he should imitate Aaron even more and have his disturbing wife show up in a black bikini on stream. It was certainly a high point for Aaron and April and led directly to wonderful things happening.
 
Brief mention of NIck. He offered to be Riley's lawyer back in 2023 during "the warehouse thing". Also helped them look up black comic book man's properties.
 
Wait, Nick was helping to dox Eric July behind the scenes while he was pretending publicly that he was super duper repentant and going to privately contact him to apologize, Christian to Christian, for all the unnecessary beef which Nick started in the first place?

What a profoundly massive scumbag. Not that we didn't know already, but it's still ridiculous that he ever tries to feign a moral high ground.
 
daffodils said:
Brief mention of NIck. He offered to be Riley's lawyer back in 2023 during "the warehouse thing". Also helped them look up black comic book man's properties.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRTCIzYZRFc:1805
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Well, that's certainly not a good look. Especially if he knew beforehand what they were gonna do with the info.

Reminder that Riley got an arrest warrant put out on him for that stunt (which was eventually executed later when Riley and Mint showed up at one of July's shindigs).

No wonder he got so super defensive over the whole thing.

Reminder that this is also the same man that accused the Farms (falsely, and without evidence) of cow tipping.

EDIT: Also, he's not licensed in Texas. Unless he told Mint he'd do some Pro Hac Vice thing. Which you have to apply to the court for. It's not guaranteed.
 
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Harm said:
Wait, Nick was helping to dox Eric July behind the scenes while he was pretending publicly that he was super duper repentant and going to privately contact him to apologize, Christian to Christian, for all the unnecessary beef which Nick started in the first place?

What a profoundly massive scumbag. Not that we didn't know already, but it's still ridiculous that he ever tries to feign a moral high ground.
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Was this before or after Nick did the whitebread ass nigga interview with Eric July?

How long was Nick pretending to be nice with Eric July while actively colluding with Riley to ruin his life?

It's also fitting that mint doesn't know the word licensed.
 
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Vibralldo said:
Was this before or after Nick did the whitebread ass nigga interview with Eric July?
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The whole interview was in response to the stunt Riley pulled at July's warehouse. The wearhouse thing occured on September 26th, 2023 (going by the timestamps on Riley's tweets).

The interview with July happened on September 28th.

The next day, on September 29, he spent like 6-7 or so hours bitching out Eric July about the whole thing.

Other than him loving to suck Juju's dick, I couldn't figure out why he was so incredibly hot and bothered about the whole thing, and why he went in so hard on July. Claiming that July is legally in the wrong. Now it makes so much more sense if he was assisting some way in the harassment.

I mean, granted, this is according to Mint, but it tracks.

EDIT: Fixed link, clarification.
 
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Captain Manning said:
The whole interview was in response to the stunt Riley pulled at July's warehouse. The wearhouse thing occured on September 26th, 2023 (going by the timestamps on Riley's tweets).

The interview with July happened on September 28th.

The next day, on September 29, he spent like 6-7 or so hours bitching out Eric July about the whole thing.

Other than him loving to suck Juju's dick, it was weird to me how he was so incredibly hot and bothered about the whole thing, and why he went in so hard on July, claiming that July is legally in the wrong. Now it makes so much more sense.

I mean, granted, this is according to Mint, but it tracks.
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So Nick was doing the "I'm your friend, Eric. I don't hate you" schtick while actively working with Riley to abuse his lawyer privileges in order to find out additional info on Eric's properties and offering to legally defend Riley?

What a pathetic faggot
 
Leylon Sneed said:
I wouldn't go that far, Eric's warehouse would probably be listed on his business license and wouldn't require any special credentials to get. That being said, Riley wouldn't think up how to look up that kind of publicly available information on his own.
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Correct.

I would think if there is a misuse of his credentials here, if would be him offering to represent them legally on the matter. Nick is not licensed in Texas.
 
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