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forgot to add the twitter account for the iran yemen proxy newsfront.
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here is Mohammad Headroom; this is somewhat unironically probably where they get their sleeper activation codes from, wedged between the prayers and verses are death calls.
i sifted through a chunk of arabic hashtags, theyre mostly garbage. they do yield separate results from the translated version.

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The tl;dr of it is:
- no nuke disarming
- no regime change
- endless bombing
- no plan for making the Strait safe

I’m a little skeptical of this because we know they are making regime change plans through arming Kurds and whatever CIA fuckery. But endless bombing does seem likely without regime change.

And regime change is probably going to take awhile to happen. If ever.

Plus the nuclear disarming really doesn’t seem feasible without a really ballsy special force op (that would likely fail).
Trump pulls off one of the most impressive military operations I've ever seen, and we're supposed to believe that there is no plan or purpose here.

Call me crazy, but I have a sneaking suspicion that maybe the Democrats are completely full of shit and lie as often as they breathe.
 
Rate me late if need be but a Dem Senator posted about an intel briefing and I wanted to cover it.


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The tl;dr of it is:
- no nuke disarming
- no regime change
- endless bombing
- no plan for making the Strait safe

I’m a little skeptical of this because we know they are making regime change plans through arming Kurds and whatever CIA fuckery. But endless bombing does seem likely without regime change.

And regime change is probably going to take awhile to happen. If ever.

Plus the nuclear disarming really doesn’t seem feasible without a really ballsy special force op (that would likely fail).
Maybe I'm a little stupid, but this just comes across as shamelessly making shit up and hoping something in reality will come to resemble the lies later to gain some political capital for the midterms. He can't reveal specifics because it's classified, so he also knows the President and his party whom he's trying to undermine also can't reveal specifics to prove he's a lying snake, at least until all of this is practically over anyways and by that point nobody is going to remember this tweet.

My wild idea for how they may be planning nuclear disarmament is that they're hoping a rebellion, or multiple, kicks off to distract the IRGC, and then they'll attempt a multi-day Spec Ops raid to retrieve Iran's enriched uranium while they're putting out multiple fires across the country. Basically fly in the Spec Ops guys to secure the facility above ground, bring in heavy equipment via helicopter or use what may be on site to dig out the entrances, entry the facility and retrieve the goods. With American air supremacy I think this is more likely to succeed than fail since Iran can't reinforce or re-secure the site without exposing themselves to the wrath of every CAS aircraft in the region, and the Battle of Khasham in Syria demonstrated that it's pretty suicidal to attempt a purely ground assault against an enemy with air supremacy. This is of course the nuclear option (hehe) in case everything goes to shit and their plan of just leaving it underground until a friendly regime takes over and hands it off to the USA doesn't work out.
 
He was in a 2 hour briefing with whom? What agencies were represented? Who did they send to this briefing?

What level of classification ("classified" isn't a classification)? Could they have even detailed plans at the classification level of the briefing?

Surely this a-hole wouldn't go out and start misrepresenting the type of meeting or the material presented for some kind of faggot political credit... right?
This is the intel briefing version of Nancy Pelosi showing her walk-in full of all the flavors of ice cream she could buy during Covid.
 
Maybe I'm a little stupid, but this just comes across as shamelessly making shit up and hoping something in reality will come to resemble the lies later to gain some political capital for the midterms. He can't reveal specifics because it's classified, so he also knows the President and his party whom he's trying to undermine also can't reveal specifics to prove he's a lying snake, at least until all of this is practically over anyways and by that point nobody is going to remember this tweet.
This was Adam Schiff's modus operandi throughout the entire Mueller bullshit.
 
This is clearly all a Deus Ex-style conspiracy to expose every superpower as having an impotent military so that smaller nations are no longer scared to wage retard wars, which historically is where groups like the Rothschilds have always made the most money (war and uncertainty.)
So whenever someone plays strategy game like hoi4 and EU4 or EU5, THE PLAYER is a Rothschild!
 
I thought the strikes a few months ago by Israel destroyed Iran's nuclear program.
That was our glorious B-2s and it was successful, they damaged the facilities and rendered them out of operation. And from what I understand, still haven’t been repaired.

The issue was they still have the enriched uranium needed to resume production should the facilities be repaired. This has yet to be destroyed.
 
Virtually impossible. FDR was already soft guiding the US into war with Germany. It would have only been a question of timeline
Yes, that was my point, though you state it better. I only meant that the US would probably not be at war with Japan/Germany after Pearl Harbor but sometime in the future. The war itself was probably inevitable.

Its pretty amusing to see how effective jawboning has been at reducing the price even though the structural situation regarding crude is getting worse by the day. Even if the IAE does its release of 300m barrels they're limited to 2m barrels per day because they physically cannot release any more than that. This is the well known limit of the infrastructure they've had since as far back as Desert Storm. The nonstop tweets with wrong information before it gets deleted and fake news regarding transits has the markets fully confused regarding what the situation is. The truth is we're seeing the various actors like Bapco declare force majeure because its refinery at Ma'ameer got hit, yet prices drop for crude. Its full on vibe trading and eventually the vibe is going to turn as Trump is recognized as an unreliable source and begin its march upward again.
I'll let you in on a secret about the markets: it's all "vibe trading." Not just oil.

Here's a short documentary from the 80's that demonstrates it:


"They know something, I can feel it!"
This quote is the core of "vibe trading."

The millennium challenge wargame and the "swedish sub sinks US carrier" are the foundational brownlore myths of heroically destroying the yankee imperialists.
I have run into both so many times in the last year, it's crazy. The 'Down Periscope' Swedish sub wargame is especially prevalent, and nobody who brings it up knows anything about the restrictions the fleet was operating under to give the sub the slightest chance against them.

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And no, none of these are me. I don't post on X, 'tis a silly place with a sillier name.

Its a race to see if they can remain retarded longer than our JDAM supplies can remain solvent.
Well, we produce something like 25-30k JDAM kits a year, and have between 100,000 and 200,000 MK-80 or BLU-series bombs stockpiled normally.

Considering we dropped like 3500 JDAMs on ISIS during '16-17, we can keep this up for a very long time, if needs be.
 

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This was Adam Schiff's modus operandi throughout the entire Mueller bullshit.
Got it, I doubted this is the first (or last for that matter) time he's pulled something like this, especially with the Orange Man.
I've never heard of this Literal Who before so I was just playing along with the assumption that A) He actually attended an intel meeting in the first place and B) He was told something of substance. And even with those assumptions he still comes across as a disingenuous snake.
 
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This was a post by MES on 2Jan2025. Now imagine how little, if at all, the Basij are being paid now. They can't be paid anyway because the entire banking system is nonfunctional. The reason we aren't seeing more defection videos is because they haven't had the internet for over a week. There's nothing happening besides Iran launching fewer and fewer missiles and drones and getting them intercepted so there isn't much to post. The pistol in the picture is a Made in West Germany marked Sig Sauer P226.
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Even Marathon has better launch numbers, this is Highguard levels of success
 
Well, we produce something like 25-30k JDAM kits a year, and have between 100,000 and 200,000 MK-80 or BLU-series bombs stockpiled normally.

Considering we dropped like 3500 JDAMs on ISIS during '16-17, we can keep this up for a very long time, if needs be.
JDAMS are probably the best bang for buck device ever made.
For the price of a small car, you can make a dumb bomb into a guided bomb that can almost go through a window, if you add wings and a small rocket booster, if launched from a plane flying at mach and altitude it becomes a cheap cruise missile you can lob beyond air defenses.
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Heck, Ukraine and the Russians started to put them on rocket booster as cheap cruise missiles to lob at each other.
With that shit, you can make 30k cruise missiles out of thin air with something that is basically as cheap to produce as a arduino kit and a gps receiver and some electric motors to move the flaps.
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Heck, you can add a laser guided or IR sensor kit to a hydra rocket and suddenly you have a hellfire missile for a fraction of the cost too, 100k of those kits built already.
 
You know they mean business when they publish hard-hitting political commentary like this:
yea i totally forgot about their cartoons. no wonder their neighbors fucking hated them.
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im glad they're all color coded in a tan sandy yellow to make sure we know theyre made in a sandbox, just like in the movies. now we just need a mirage effect over the whole website in the english version
 
This is how you know this is horseshit because they just blew up boats that would be planting mines.

Can any of y'all actually keep up with the Thread before you come in here shiting yourself? I know it's hard to ask but it's at least could actually be sold better.
To be fair to those posters, it was a literal sitting (D) senator saying those dumb things.

CFR might get some decent level of classification and stakeholder briefing but they aren't the intelligence committee or the Armed Services committee. State is held at arms' length in many settings because they are shot full of traitorous dick suckers.
For good reason, given that a senator immediately ran to Xitter to post about all the things he heard about in his classified intel briefing.

they were very clear that any regime change would come from the people of iran and the role of the US is to break down the barriers so that the people can rise up
If we take Hegseth's words at face value, it wasn't even listed in the 3 major mission objectives.
 
You crackers have no idea what's coming your way, I consulted ME twitter and this is how things are playing out

>Iran destroys every American missile that was launched
>Iran destroys the entire US air force sent to bomb it
>Iran destroys the entire US navy in the Middle East
>Iran destroys every US base in the Middle East
>Iran destroys every US aircraft carrier in the world
>Iran destroys the entire US nuclear arsenal in the silos
>Iran destroys every US military headquarters
>YOU ARE HERE
>Iran destroys the continental United States
>Iran destroys NORAD
>Iran destroys NATO
>Iran destroys the Royal Navy
>Iran destroys the Pacific Fleet
>Iran destroys every military satellite
>Iran destroys the global dollar system
>Iran destroys the internet
>Iran destroys every nuclear weapon on Earth
>Iran destroys Earth
>Iran destroys the solar system
>Iran destroys the galaxy
>Iran destroys the observable universe
>Aliens destroy every universe that contains humans
>Aliens destroy the concept of time
>God destroys the entire multiverse
>God remakes infinite universes
>Every single one still has Iran in it
>God deletes existence permanently
 
Rate me late if need be but a Dem Senator posted about an intel briefing and I wanted to cover it.


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The tl;dr of it is:
- no nuke disarming
- no regime change
- endless bombing
- no plan for making the Strait safe

I’m a little skeptical of this because we know they are making regime change plans through arming Kurds and whatever CIA fuckery. But endless bombing does seem likely without regime change.

And regime change is probably going to take awhile to happen. If ever.

Plus the nuclear disarming really doesn’t seem feasible without a really ballsy special force op (that would likely fail).
He's doing that thing he does; back in December he did the same thing, also on X. He said he was in a briefing with Hegseth and Rubio, who supposedly admitted there was no legal justification for blowing up drug boats:
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Then Fetterman refuted him in an interview with Cuomo.
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Months before that he ran to cameras after another classified briefing on the Iran nuclear facility strikes.
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This seems to be his schtick for attention, and nothing else.
 
My wild idea for how they may be planning nuclear disarmament is that they're hoping a rebellion, or multiple, kicks off to distract the IRGC, and then they'll attempt a multi-day Spec Ops raid to retrieve Iran's enriched uranium while they're putting out multiple fires across the country. Basically fly in the Spec Ops guys to secure the facility above ground, bring in heavy equipment via helicopter or use what may be on site to dig out the entrances, entry the facility and retrieve the goods.
Iran's air defense is suppressed but the air space is still contested. 11 MQ-9 reapers have been shot down already in 10 days. Knowing how much SOF takes risk mitigation into account, I don't think the 160th SOAR, the key enabler, will fly Blackhawks and Chinooks over Iran for the forseable future in these conditions. Another Red Wings or Extortion 17 would be a massive morale hit to the campaign.
Trump pulls off one of the most impressive military operations I've ever seen, and we're supposed to believe that there is no plan or purpose here.

Call me crazy, but I have a sneaking suspicion that maybe the Democrats are completely full of shit and lie as often as they breathe.
You are 100% right about the Dems, but JSOC pulled off the operation in Venezuela (which is a very different animal that Iran) not Trump. It's important to remember that. Now the Big Military is running the show. To quote COL Chris Countouriotis, the Delta Force commander who oversaw the Maduro operation. Published only a year ago.

"While exploring doctrine, Army publications and interviewing Army senior leaders, most of these [integration and defined roles] gaps are not intentional. Instead, shortfalls in doctrine, training, education and command relationships have created cracks between the Conventional Force Army and Special Operations during the 20-year Global War on Terror. These cracks have grown over 2 decades into the gaps they are today."
 
Yep, although drones are slow and can be intercepted by helicopters, aircraft and very low capability SAMs / AA guns
You can intercept them with literal WWI biplanes.

I would love to see the US bring out some P-51s to hunt them and just absolutely mog Iran into oblivion by stepping the tech level down to WWII and still cucking them*

*you don't do this because of the likelyhood of blue-on-blue due to missiles not giving too much of a fuck what is between them and their target.
Also reasonable odds that Iran or their Iraqi proxies would be able to down a WWII fighter and then the trading on your Izzat Futures will tank as you have to explain why.

Rate me late if need be but a Dem Senator posted about an intel briefing and I wanted to cover it.
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The tl;dr of it is:
- no nuke disarming
- no regime change
- endless bombing
- no plan for making the Strait safe

I’m a little skeptical of this because we know they are making regime change plans through arming Kurds and whatever CIA fuckery. But endless bombing does seem likely without regime change.

And regime change is probably going to take awhile to happen. If ever.

Plus the nuclear disarming really doesn’t seem feasible without a really ballsy special force op (that would likely fail).
I'm a lot skeptical.

Actually never mind, @WhiskeyJack covers the debunking better than I could a few posts up.


He was in a 2 hour briefing with whom? What agencies were represented? Who did they send to this briefing?

What level of classification ("classified" isn't a classification)? Could they have even detailed plans at the classification level of the briefing?

Surely this a-hole wouldn't go out and start misrepresenting the type of meeting or the material presented for some kind of faggot political credit... right?

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CFR might get some decent level of classification and stakeholder briefing but they aren't the intelligence committee or the Armed Services committee. State is held at arms' length in many settings because they are shot full of traitorous dick suckers.
Excellent post, and something else to consider:
What timeline are we talking about?
Even if we want to give maximum leverage and assume this faggot is not just making up complete lies:

"This month we are not planning to deploy delta force teams to hunt Iran's remaining enriched Uranianum."
"This coming week we are not going to start encouraging the Iranian people to over throw the government"
"For the next week we intend to continue and possibly intensify bombing. We don't want to make commitments as the situation is active and we may need to increase the tempo of strikes"
"We have no plans to send naval vessels into the strait where they will be vulnerable to Iranian fast-attack craft swarms. We are continuing air patrols."

Which he then turns into his seething melty.

If they don't plan on destroying the nuclear program then why have they struck nearly every nuclear facility in Iran? Tweet dosen't make any sense.
I am going to assume what they are talking about is going after Iran's stockpile of enriched Uranium.

@ToEnsureVerification mentions the air space is still contested for anything low altitude you can hit with gun-based AA. So very likely until that situatuon is resolved they wont be doing any SpecOps to yeet the enriched Uranium.

Got it, I doubted this is the first (or last for that matter) time he's pulled something like this, especially with the Orange Man.
I've never heard of this Literal Who before so I was just playing along with the assumption that A) He actually attended an intel meeting in the first place and B) He was told something of substance. And even with those assumptions he still comes across as a disingenuous snake.
This is the issue with TDS. Trump not some perfect superman; I mean look at his fucking Boomer-grade trvths thanking us for our attention and promising 20x the previous levels of untold devastation. Its good to keep a healthy level of skepticism, its good to have some people pumping brakes and asking "what exactly are we signing up for here?".
The issue is that all the people who should be doing that are disingenuous faggots trying to score points with their base, telling lies that (because the breifing is classified) no one can or will dispute.
Crying wolf over and over and now we can't believe them even if they really had something.

You are 100% right about the Dems, but JSOC pulled off the operation in Venezuela (which is a very different animal that Iran) not Trump. It's important to remember that. Now the Big Military is running the show. To quote COL Chris Countouriotis, the Delta Force commander who oversaw the Maduro operation. Published only a year ago.
Also bears keeping in mind that Venezuela Op had the element of near total surprise. Venezuela knew something was coming but not when, not where, and not what targets. They had no way to know the US would just yeet their president. Caracas was also very near the coast, not a lot of opportunity for VZ to notice them until they were the city.
Iran at this point is well aware shit with the US is hot. All their guys will be on guard, getting to any targets would be a fair distance overland where you're likely to be noticed by guys on the ground.

tl;dr: Its hard to 2am guys when they aren't sleeping because they know for a fact they are in the shit.

Trump pulls off one of the most impressive military operations I've ever seen, and we're supposed to believe that there is no plan or purpose here.

Call me crazy, but I have a sneaking suspicion that maybe the Democrats are completely full of shit and lie as often as they breathe.
Two of them. 3 if we want to count midnight hammer. I remember the BROOOOOCS tards in that thread talking about the US could never bullseye the air vents of Fordom, or how 6K tons of explosives wasn't enough to push their shit in, or how GPB would never do anything to Iran's stronk bunkers..... and then fucking lol.

But remember, Trump went after Iran only after Venezuela was in the bag. Trump had been forcing Ukraine to dial back its attacks on Russia's refineries. He (or more likely someone in the planning room but you know) knew what was coming and prepared for it.

The level of prep is frankly a little scary.

But naw man. Clearly no fucking plan.

So whenever someone plays strategy game like hoi4 and EU4 or EU5, THE PLAYER is a Rothschild!
*cocks gun* Always has been.
 
You crackers have no idea what's coming your way, I consulted ME twitter and this is how things are playing out
I don't see "DSP dies" there, thus DSP lives, thus this is CONFIRMED to be true and honest
 
You crackers have no idea what's coming your way, I consulted ME twitter and this is how things are playing out
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>Iran destroys the Royal Navy
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Yo hol' up. Why is Iran destroying the navies of other muslim countries?
 
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