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Latest launch numbers update
Lol, LMAO even

That slight rise in ballistic missiles is interesting, Iran must have gotten the reserve launchers dusted off.
Ironically, the drone numbers are probably a bigger deal than the missile numbers. Missiles are so large and easily detected that they can be intercepted easily.
Once Iran has depleted their drone stockpile, they'll have lost their main sneak attack weapon.
Yep, although drones are slow and can be intercepted by helicopters, aircraft and very low capability SAMs / AA guns
 
Unfortunately, unlike whatever Santa Muerte voodoo they believe in Venezuela, Shia Islam is designed to make its adherents as pants-shitting retarded as possible. With how many times they've sperged out during negotiations I can't help but worry a little for our JDAM supplies.
I went over this in the other thread:

I'm familiar with the Iranian flavor of Shia Islam and their cult of Mahdism:

https://mei.edu/publication/irans-r...ult-mahdism-missiles-and-militias-apocalypse/

it's the underpinning of velayat-e faqih, their theory of government where it's ruled solely by the clerics. Khomeini created the idea of jaameh-e mahdavi which is a society fully driven by the need to prepare for the Mahdi.

Ahmadinejad openly declared that “We have a mission — to turn Iran into the country of the Hidden Imam.”

The IRGC is SOLELY dedicated to bringing about the Mahdi. Hojatoleslam Ali Saeedi stated:

“The IRGC is one of the tools for paving the way for the emergence of the Imam of the Age (Mahdi) in the field of a regional and international awakening, and the IRGC Quds Force plays the primary role in this regard.”

The whole reason why Iran wants to destroy Israel is because of this:

Indeed, the ideological belief that the eradication of Israel is a necessary step for the reappearance of the 12th Imam is increasingly being mainstreamed in the IRGC. As senior hardline cleric Mehdi Taeb, commander of the Ammar Headquarters and brother of Hossein Taeb, the head of the IRGC’s Intelligence Organization, asserted during a speech to the IRGC’s Basij members in 2015, “Observers must remove the obstacles to the emergence of the Imam of the Age, the most important of which is the existence of the usurper regime of Israel.

They were actively trying to bring about the Mahdi:

A decade on from Saeedi’s 2012 speech, in March 2022, Hojatoleslam Haji-Sadeghi, Khamenei’s new representative to the IRGC, reaffirmed the IRGC’s role in facilitating the reappearance of Imam Mahdi. In a speech to IRGC members, Haji-Sadeghi declared, “The IRGC’s last responsibility is to prepare the world for the emergence of Imam of the Age.”

Just weeks after Haji-Sadgehi’s speech, on March 2022, the IRGC released a publication on the militaristic concept of Mahdism, entitled “Waiting means that we must prepare ourselves for soldiering in the army of Imam of the Age.” The IRGC has redefined waiting for the reappearance of Imam of the Age as being about proactively preparing to aid Mahdi establish the rule of justice throughout the world (entezar-e faraj). Based on Khamenei’s statements on the “duty of those waiting,” this is not about “sitting down and mourning” — a cultural custom in Shi’a Islam — but about being on a “war footing” (amadeh baash).
 
I hate how everyone in America is judging the war by how it may affect the next election. I know it's gay or whatever, but lives are on the line dude. Maybe its wrong and innocents suffer needlessly from the bombing campaign. Maybe it's right, and people will suffer under tyranny until it's done. Either way, the war itself seems more important to me than how it's perceived by the 2-4% of Americans who are swing voters, tbph fam.
The first Monday of the “war” gasoline was up like 50 cents (to nearly 3 whole dollars) and I was super happy that one time in my entire life gas spiked for a morally righteous reason. Even though it really spiked because the fucking gas companies want high profits. I know some people really do hurt when prices jump but this is one of my personal pet issues and I’m really quite chuffed that it’s finally going down
 
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I'm curious to see what happens next once America has effectively disarmed itself and it's allies
This is clearly all a Deus Ex-style conspiracy to expose every superpower as having an impotent military so that smaller nations are no longer scared to wage retard wars, which historically is where groups like the Rothschilds have always made the most money (war and uncertainty.)
 
I thought America was gonna get overwhelmed by 8 gorillion cheap shaheed drones according to the astroturfed CCP professor?
We need a salt thread for Bricsfags and hasanfags when iran inevitably surrenders or collapses, or heck, stops firing and this shit melts into a uneasy ceasefire when people thought israel and the us navy would cease to exist in the first 8 hours of the war.
 
theyre up to wave 37 in TRUE PROMISE 4 according to this iran proxy site
theyre updating every 20 minutes, and somehow getting irgc direct quotes and invoke the name ALI TALIB like bloody mary into their missiles, if you dont know, he made 'Kitab Ali' which is where big taqiyya spawned from. so you know its serious shit.
You know they mean business when they publish hard-hitting political commentary like this:
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It's especially poignant how the count of flag-draped coffins is actually accurate to the number of casualties we've sustained.
 
why does Trump look like a twink in here
Maybe he did actually blow Bubba after all.

This is a good idea. Trump should update the US millitary uniforms to have that technocrat version of the United States that covers Greenland and Gran Colombia.
He'd do this to be nice to Elon as a birthday present since Elon is sort of larping as his grandfather.

The same people who will tell you with a straight face that Russia's nukes are so old they probably don't even work anyway.
Who the fuck is saying that Russia's nukes are too old to be usable? I've legitimately never seen this discourse online.

We need a salt thread for Bricsfags and hasanfags when iran inevitably surrenders or collapses, or heck, stops firing and this shit melts into a uneasy ceasefire when people thought israel and the us navy would cease to exist in the first 8 hours of the war.
The mods need to automatically funnel anybody with a Chinese IP into that thread.
 
We need a salt thread for Bricsfags and hasanfags when iran inevitably surrenders or collapses, or heck, stops firing and this shit melts into a uneasy ceasefire when people thought israel and the us navy would cease to exist in the first 8 hours of the war.
here

 
Rate me late if need be but a Dem Senator posted about an intel briefing and I wanted to cover it.


Archive: https://archive.is/jrLrm
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The tl;dr of it is:
- no nuke disarming
- no regime change
- endless bombing
- no plan for making the Strait safe

I’m a little skeptical of this because we know they are making regime change plans through arming Kurds and whatever CIA fuckery. But endless bombing does seem likely without regime change.

And regime change is probably going to take awhile to happen. If ever.

Plus the nuclear disarming really doesn’t seem feasible without a really ballsy special force op (that would likely fail).
 
Rate me late if need be but a Dem Senator posted about an intel briefing and I wanted to cover it.

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The tl;dr of it is:
- no nuke disarming
- no regime change
- endless bombing
- no plan for making the Strait safe

I’m a little skeptical of this because we know they are making regime change plans through arming Kurds and whatever CIA fuckery. But endless bombing does seem likely without regime change.

And regime change is probably going to take awhile to happen. If ever.

Plus the nuclear disarming really doesn’t seem feasible without a really ballsy special force op (that would likely fail).
If they don't plan on destroying the nuclear program then why have they struck nearly every nuclear facility in Iran? Tweet dosen't make any sense.
 
Rate me late if need be but a Dem Senator posted about an intel briefing and I wanted to cover it.


Archive: https://archive.is/jrLrm
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The tl;dr of it is:
- no nuke disarming
- no regime change
- endless bombing
- no plan for making the Strait safe

I’m a little skeptical of this because we know they are making regime change plans through arming Kurds and whatever CIA fuckery. But endless bombing does seem likely without regime change.

And regime change is probably going to take awhile to happen. If ever.

Plus the nuclear disarming really doesn’t seem feasible without a really ballsy special force op (that would likely fail).
Dude is an old, libshit retard from Connecticut. He's basically the inverse Graham, where you can just ignore 90% of what he says as being filtered through his own ego.
 
The tl;dr of it is:
- no nuke disarming
- no regime change
- endless bombing
- no plan for making the Strait safe

I’m a little skeptical of this because we know they are making regime change plans through arming Kurds and whatever CIA fuckery. But endless bombing does seem likely without regime change.

And regime change is probably going to take awhile to happen. If ever.

Plus the nuclear disarming really doesn’t seem feasible without a really ballsy special force op (that would likely fail).
He was in a 2 hour briefing with whom? What agencies were represented? Who did they send to this briefing?

What level of classification ("classified" isn't a classification)? Could they have even detailed plans at the classification level of the briefing?

Surely this a-hole wouldn't go out and start misrepresenting the type of meeting or the material presented for some kind of faggot political credit... right?

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CFR might get some decent level of classification and stakeholder briefing but they aren't the intelligence committee or the Armed Services committee. State is held at arms' length in many settings because they are shot full of traitorous dick suckers.
 
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This is how you know this is horseshit because they just blew up boats that would be planting mines.

Can any of y'all actually keep up with the Thread before you come in here shiting yourself? I know it's hard to ask but it's at least could actually be sold better.
 
If they don't plan on destroying the nuclear program then why have they struck nearly every nuclear facility in Iran? Tweet dosen't make any sense.
They don't even know where it was all sent after last summer's strikes. They won't figure that out with airplanes either.

Anyone that isn't a boomer shill could see all of this unfolding in real time, only politicians need closed briefings to learn the readily apparent fact that Trump and co went into this situation with no real game plan beyond bombing shit.
I disagree only in that boomers especially should've been able to see this outcome because this is exactly why they've had to tolerate Iran their entire lives. They used to be much, much worse too, but everyone has always understood what truly overthrowing that place would cost in blood. Israel requires endless chaos though so here we are.

This is how you know this is horseshit because they just blew up boats that would be planting mines.
Days after telling us they had already sunk the Iranian Navy.
 
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Some of these I've posted before (including the very first one), others I have not. Most of the onlookers also mention what city they're in.
big fan of them calling don Uncle Trump. That's really cute
 
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