Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Silence of the Troons]

No more internet for you, kafir scum.

Iran keeps loyal voices online as public faces record internet blackout​

Iran’s government said on Tuesday that it is providing special internet access to select users capable of promoting its messaging online, even as the country remains under what monitoring groups call one of the most severe nationwide internet shutdowns ever recorded.

Much of that privileged access is believed to operate through so-called “white SIM cards” – mobile lines exempt from Iran’s filtering system that allow direct access to blocked platforms such as X, Telegram and Instagram.

Spokeswoman Fatemeh Mohajerani did not directly refer to those SIM cards but spoke about the government-imposed national internet blackout, saying Tehran is instead offering connectivity to “those who can better deliver the message.”

According to internet monitoring group NetBlocks, the Iranian government has been promoting its agenda through whitelisted online services while the public remains in a digital blackout

“The regime continues to promote its agenda through whitelisted networks, cultivating media assets at home and abroad,” NetBlocks said on Friday, six days into the latest round of nationwide internet shutdown.

This is while President Masoud Pezeshkian vowed in early December to deactivate the so-called “white SIM cards” that grant unfiltered access to a circle of state-linked users.

“We have instructed that these white internet lines be turned black as well, to show what will happen to people if this blackness continues,” he said.

Pezeshkian has repeatedly promised to lift filtering, a key pledge of his 2024 presidential campaign.

Meanwhile, Iran’s nationwide internet shutdown has continued for more than 240 hours, marking one of the most severe government-imposed nationwide blackouts ever recorded globally and the second longest in the country’s history after the January protests, according to NetBlocks.

The group said on Tuesday that Iran has now spent roughly a third of the year 2026 offline.

https://www.iranintl.com/en/202603106004
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https://nitter.net/Manimani228/status/2031458833655107666#m

GUYS GUYS MOJTABA SHOWED UP!
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If true any fucking ounce of neutrality or support Iran had is fucking lost and literally Iran trapped itself in the Persian Gulf
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They allegedly said he was supposed to speak within hours two days ago. It's been more than 30 hours now and he still hasn't spoken.

https://nitter.net/NiohBerg/status/2031419474230800822#m
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I refuse to believe Khamenei II isn't in a coma or dead and buried six feet under rubble like his father until they actually show proof that he's alive. If he's alive but doesn't want to show up in person only to get sniped by a Mossad agent, there's no reason why they wouldn't be able to play a pre-recorded video of him giving a speech from his bunker.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

These people are S-Tier dumbasses who thought randomly chimping out at their neighbors by flying drones into apartment buildings would convince them to expel the USA and side with Iran

No, that was to show them that they sold out for the illusion of US protection that does not exist. That illusion was the only reason the Arabs who pretended to like us do. Poof. The US can not protect them from Iranian missiles and drones. Perhaps siding with China and Russia can?

[EDIT: it's evil of course but effective]

I'm absolutely amazed at the sheer double,triple and quadruple-down on the Axis of Niggerfaggotry.

"How dare these people I'm trying to kill not fight back exactly how I expected them too!"

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

I refuse to believe Khamenei II isn't in a coma or dead and buried six feet under rubble like his father until they actually show proof that he's alive. If he's alive but doesn't want to show up in person only to get sniped by a Mossad agent, there's no reason why they wouldn't be able to play a pre-recorded video of him giving a speech from his bunker.

Iran's Internet connectivity to AI has been severely degraded and Grok is having a hard time getting the spotty prompts right for the video. Please understand.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Iranian sleeper cells are activating in Canada and accomplishing nothing. The U.S. consulate in downtown Toronto was targeted by gunfire early this morning. Officers responded around 5:30 a.m. and found evidence that shots had been fired at the building near Queen Street West and University Avenue.️ No injuries were reported, and police have not identified a suspect so far.


Australia has deployed an E-7 Wedgetail AWACS aircraft along with 85 personnel to the UAE to help provide additional early-warning and surveillance capabilities. No word on when they will deploy their drop bears or emus.


"An oil tanker crossed Strait of Hormuz escorted by US Navy ships? Maybe on PlayStation!" - Mohammed Bagher Ghalibaf, Speaker of the Iranian Parliament. Little does he know that the US is on team PC MASTERRACE.

Video shared by the United States Air Force (USAF) shows the crews of the USAF B-1B “Lancer” Long-Range Heavy Bombers serving under the 7th Bomb Wing of the United States Air Force preparing to take off fully-loaded with afterburner for strikes against military and government targets in Iran, in support of Operation Epic Fury, March 7, 2026.


The U.S. Department of War released the timeline of Operation Epic Fury's first 10 days.

Shoutout to @aphaln and @Chuckwagon for great Happening postings. If you're following me you should also give them a follow.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Trump should say that if any russian or chinese mines are found in the strait he will permanetly ban their ships from using it once it belongs to us. I know that wont happen but it is my based alternate reality skitzo dream.

And when they ignore him like they are right now?

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Trump updated his previous post to add that any mine-laying boats will get the same treatment as narcoterrorists, and a few already have.


Source

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

"We didn't think they would actually do it!"

Sincerely,
The same people who will tell you with a straight face that Russia's nukes are so old they probably don't even work anyway.

 

[Burnt Fish]

No, that was to show them that they sold out for the illusion of US protection that does not exist. That illusion was the only reason the Arabs who pretended to like us do. Poof. The US can not protect them from Iranian missiles and drones. Perhaps siding with China and Russia can?

[EDIT: it's evil of course but effective]



"How dare these people I'm trying to kill not fight back exactly how I expected them too!"

with US aid their Gulf neighbors have stopped the lions share of Iranian missiles and drones.

With Chinese and Russian aid, Iran has had the US and Israel freely bombing them for 10 days straight.

I question your assessment of this being "effective"

 

[As Planned]

“I’m not dying for Israel,” and Jew sperging, and has shifted towards people pretending to understand the military and economy to point towards the US being finished.

Holy shit it’s Sami Zayn

This administration has repeatedly claimed victory on destroying all nuclear sites in Iran to suddenly claiming they are still active. They also lost radar and air defense in the Gulf and are now scrambling to pull resources from Ukraine and South Korea, among others. They are lacking munitions and the capability to replace them. Gulf states and Europe are also refusing to join in, with a Republican senator begging Saudi Arabia on TV to join the war.

I don't think America knows what it is doing.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

I like Middle-Eastern culture, I especially like Iran because it has cool history and cool buildings. I think Islam is the poison of this region and everything that could weaken it is good, so I want the Islamic regime to fall. Because of this, I just hope for the Iranian people to seize the power and becoming cool again.

I know its a pipe dream. But hey, cheers to a islam free mid east!

Sad to see all those F-14A's destroyed.

Spoiler: Minor plane sperg.

Bumped this model up to the front of the build line. Comes with optional Iranian markings. Nice kit, does the original justice.

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Not a jetsperg but damn such a beauty, esp with the wings closed off.

After this I hope we stick with the our hemisphere. They seem far more reasonable to deal with than literally any nation in the ME.

Frankly America should mind their own business, esp with cuba once this whole thing is done barring reconstruction efforts by trump.

That's because you are arguing with people who are not speaking in good faith. They know they are lying.

Funny coming from you, faggot. You seem to whine endlessly instead of contributing anything of note to this thread.

Muslims

And reminder that the end goal of islam is a global Caliphate yet disingenuous cocksuckers like you willfully gloss over that.

at least their holy book doesn't call for the extermination of all non-Muslims

Persia,the levant, the pagans of arabia, north africa and spain:lol,lmao even. Ignore the horrific shit they did to the arab pagans+effectively destroying their history and their culture (the same thing they will do to the west btw) or how persia got nearly destroyed by those arab cockroaches and yet you still whine MUH JUDES LIKE THEY FUCKED YOUR MOTHER OR SOME SHIT.

making attacks on Muslims as a whole.

Funny how when the Christians get relentlessly persecuted and murdered by the muslims, not one of these worthless mud monkeys even wish them a peaceful rest, hell they actively tell their followers they're burning in hell. But when a bunch of stupid sandmonkeys who want to simply kill off all the kikes get assraped by the jude you all cry in pain(while striking a non muslim).

Israel ultimately intends to expand Israel to cover much of the Middle East, in accordance with the Greater Israel plan

At this fucking point those fucking people deserve it. Atleast hey, under israeli rule they will be treated better than by their own "people"

why ISIS has attacked every single country surrounding Israel, but not Israel itself

Has already been disproven pedo worshipping trash.

Jewish and AIPAC-funded lawmakers are increasingly pushing to expand the definition of antisemitism and make antisemetic remarks a punishable crime.

And they should be called out for it. America is a white/european nation. Not fucking israel or egypt. If jews want to do this dystopian nonsense, they can fuck off back to europe or israel.

Muslim Iranians would hate the people who are trying to divide the Middle East

WE DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE SOLITARY SHIT ABOUT THE WIDER MIDDLE EAST, ISRAEL HASN'T DONE ANYTHING TO US AND WE DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SHITLESTINIANS OR ARAB MONKEYS FLINGING SHIT AT THE JEWS AND GETTING BOMBED TO THE STONE AGE FOR IT! It wasn't the jew that invaded my nation and tried to destroy its culture and religion. It was the FUCKING ARAB.

do not care for the majority of sandniggers, as they are a bunch of murderous, inbred, subnormal IQ animals, but acting like it's a mystery why Iranians are "obsessed" with Jews is disingenuous to say the least.

Yet you seem to very clearly care for them abdullah. Spread your anus open buddy because daddy is gonna shove a tomahawk up your ass and blow you up to smithreens!

oh and post hands.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

yes their SUPPLY, do we need to do a little reading comprehension?

the stat i provided, and its the more relevant one, is their TOTAL ENERGY UTILIZATION

here is a source from the US energry admin showing 2023 numbers, keep in mind they have been RAPIDLY working to get their oil usage down in the last 3 years
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@Super-Chevy454 American stats, they use 60% plus coal
So in 2023 it was down to a 1/5 total and only 60% of that comes from the strait, so its very reaonable to asume they have it down to 12% overall and nearly 6-8% from the strait, just simple facts, the Chinese have not been idiots about this.

Their total oil usage hasn’t peaked yet, there hasn’t been a reduction of oil dependence yet. Once again, energy is not the only thing they’re importing oil for.

No, that was to show them that they sold out for the illusion of US protection that does not exist. That illusion was the only reason the Arabs who pretended to like us do. Poof. The US can not protect them from Iranian missiles and drones. Perhaps siding with China and Russia can?

[EDIT: it's evil of course but effective]

It isn’t. Gulf nations only viable path forward is seeing that the Iranian regime, their ultimate rival, is destroyed, they will not take an empowered surviving regime due to the consequences.
Their economies also literally can’t approach China, they’re all about selling oil and gas (which China wants to ween off of long term) and investing in high capital markets (which the Chinese never will allow them to benefit with their protectionism).
“Perhaps siding with China and Russia can?”
Literally how the fuck does this logic work when both are sitting on their asses and doing nothing?

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Trump updated his previous post to add that any mine-laying boats will get the same treatment as narcoterrorists, and a few already have.
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I want ALL of those mines OUT of my STRAIT now now now NOW NOW!!!!!!!!

 

[Pelican Bones]

No, that was to show them that they sold out for the illusion of US protection that does not exist. That illusion was the only reason the Arabs who pretended to like us do. Poof. The US can not protect them from Iranian missiles and drones. Perhaps siding with China and Russia can?

Are you in some competition with stud or something?

 

[As Planned]

Imagine being South Korea or Saudi Arabia: you're seeing USA war of choice wrecking havoc on your economy and at the same time US withdrawing defense commitments. Is this an empire you still want to bet your life on?

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Imagine being South Korea or Saudi Arabia: you're seeing USA war of choice wrecking havoc on your economy and at the same time US withdrawing defense commitments. Is this an empire you still want to bet your life on?

>Allying with power demonstrating thousands of military strikes across a few days

Yes, without any irony, why would you turn that down?

 

[Sooty Soot]

Yes, without any irony, why would you turn that down?

That it's only 44% brown? We need to pump those numbers up.

 

[Stupor Mario]

This administration has repeatedly claimed victory on destroying all nuclear sites in Iran to suddenly claiming they are still active. They also lost radar and air defense in the Gulf and are now scrambling to pull resources from Ukraine and South Korea, among others. They are lacking munitions and the capability to replace them. Gulf states and Europe are also refusing to join in, with a Republican senator begging Saudi Arabia on TV to join the war.

I don't think America knows what it is doing.

Yeah, and just wait until Iran activates that Red Ring of Allah Jihad Revengening. Total IRGC victory. It's so beyond over. Drumpf fails once again, America loses once again. The world belongs to BRICS.

 

[Shovelbird]

I have no sources to speak of but the missiles fired at my little home got intercepted and sold for scrap. Now I understand why the Turkey deep state (not Erdogan) spent so much helping Spain. The intercepted missiles belonged to Spain, or so I heard.

Yeah, and just wait until Iran activates that Red Ring of Allah Jihad Revengening. Total IRGC victory. It's so beyond over. Drumpf fails once again, America loses once again. The world belongs to BRICS.

I'm MULTIPOOOOOOOOOLARIIIIIIIING

 

[Schpoots]

Theres a pattern here and its kind of shocking that they havent figured it out yet. They cant help but act like silly villians and tell everyone their plans.

>threatens to build nukes
>nuke facilities get blown up
>threatens to launch missiles
>missile launchers get blown up
>threatens to elect new guys
>new guys get blown up
>threatens to attack strait ships
>navies move into strait to defend
>threatens to lay mines
>mine layers get blown up
(you are here)

 

[Stupor Mario]

https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/2031466746247250394
(Archive)

President Trump confirms that within the last few hours, the US military as DESTROYED 10 inactive mine-laying vessels in the Strait of Hormuz — "WITH MORE TO FOLLOW" — after Iran's threats