"Illiterate but can technically read" sums up Bob's life pretty succinctly.
A lab with perfect conditions and easy access to water versus the actual moon is a big gap, but Bob would never understand that.
Bob is actually tearing up about the new Mario movie. Lmao.10Mar#09
Bobby is getting REALLY excited about the next product...
10Mar#10
Including Inside Out 2.
Bob is never EVER letting Covid go. He has found the perfect scape goat for everything wrong in the world at large and in his own life.10Mar#01
Its funny when he or one of his fellow-minded get so wrapped up in this line of thought that they actually slip up and start blaming/excusing things that pre-date COVID even being a line item in the news instead of the all consuming thing it was.
I forgot about Covid until this was posted. That’s how useless Covid was.
Kids don’t want to be fed gay shit, yet schools are forcing them to watch gay shit. I guarantee you some retard adult is making his son watch that Brokeback Hockey show when the kid just wants to watch Bluey instead.
I haven't seen it I was only talking about money and no matter it's quality it made a fuck ton of money. Literally highest grossing film of 2024 made nearly 1.7 billion.
Yes, Bobby, it was a fantasy and had nothing to do with inflation stagnating wages and forcing prices to rise.10Mar#06
Generational finance.
10Mar#09
Bobby is getting REALLY excited about the next product...
Reminder that these are the exact same people who made fun of the Rust Belt being gutted to outsourcing and derisively told people who got laid off for no good reason to "learn to code." These are the exact same people who also had no issue with businesses shutting down over the coof, mocking people who "just want to go to Applebee's" as uncaring monsters because don't you know there's a pandemic on? I have no sympathy for leftists and liberals when the shoe is on the other foot.10Mar#02
Always thinks in term of gimme gimmes, what a model liberal!
Funny, because the new Ayatollah is already dead, the Strait of Hormuz remains open (Iran has no way to track boats outside of transponders, so ships are just turning them off temporarily while they go through), oil is already back down to where it was before, and the Iranian people are overwhelmingly in support of getting rid of the Islamic government and cheering us on as we bomb the fuck out of their remaining military assets. The idea that China is going to walk away from this a winner is laughable when their industry is scrambling to find replacements for Iranian chemicals that they're cut off from now.10Mar#04
Iran
Be sure to follow Bob "Moviebob" Chipman for such breathtaking insights as "when people grow up, they recreate things from their youth!"10Mar#11
Generational culture: the generation who pay the piper call the tune.
Just because Newsom has the style of a greasy politician doesn't mean that a fictional greasy politician character was based on him.10Mar#12
It will never stop being funny how much Bob absolutely abhors Timothee Chalamet just because he dared to speak ill of capeshit. Literally the only reason he hates the guy and demands he stop being successful is because he said that he was told not to be in a capeshit movie, and Bob took that personally. Absolutely pathetic.10Mar#13
More on Chalamet's recent faux pas.
Science Bob is my favorite version of Bob. He’s complete idiocy regarding basic science, technology, and biology/physics/planets/anatomy is appealing to me. This man clearly failed science classes growing up or managed to barely get by with subpar grades.
I seem to recall Trump wanted the COVID curve flattened as soon as possible after it hit American shores in 2020, dumbass.
Why hasn't Moviebob been able to impregnate some (wo)man with superiyaa DNA? Bob will probably blame COVID-19 for being sexually impotent in addition to being physically and psychologically repulsive.
As one of those Trump voters who refused to genuflect before Führer Hillary in 2016, I will offer no monetary reparations beyond a kind-sounding "please find pleasure in an act in self-fornication". (Or, in simpler terms, "GFY!")
If anyone deserves monetary compensation for COVID ruining their lives, it's those who lost their businesses due to draconian--and often idiotic--lockdown protocols that were enforced primarily in blue states.
Unless, of course, third-worlders ask liberals for food and shelter, in which case...
Projectorbob has spoken.
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A-yup.
And, ironically, Moviebob and @mellopanther are even stupider han the stupid half.
Moviebob should never be allowed to see a bank account with $95,000 in it. Hell, Moviebob shouldn't even be allowed to carry more than 95 cents at any given time.
No wonder my Moviebob would enjoy seeing Wart in a movie; they likely have much in common: They're fat, they belch, they develop violent nausea the nanosecond their tongues come in contact with vegetables...
Ree-hee-hee-hee-hee-ly?
To say Moviebob has the memory capacity of a potato chip is an insult to tubers.[2026.03.06-05] [...]
That tweet above where he actually blames Trump for unleashing it in the first place makes it clear where he places the blame, despite all of the information that's come out since then. At one point he was angry with China when he finally accepted that his precious media had lied to him and that they were the cause, hell it was even admitted that Fauci was in charge of the facility that let the virus loose in the first place. But he won't let go of the narrative that it was all Trump's fault because that gives him a villain that he can pin all his failings on.
and in so doing, Bob cranks up his bullying nature to eleventy.
eh, i think the beetus and drinking his face off like a fish beat him to it.
